Elf Control

Merry Christmas from everyone at Elf Control! https://youtu.be/4LM7zDeQy_Q elfcontrolofficial.com

Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.

Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.

Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.    

The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.

It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.

We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.

Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?

With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.

Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 5 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Athough it’s actually not that busy at the moment… New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1-4 here on Facebook or on your podcast app.   Please follow, rate & review. Apple https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elf-control/id1491294048 Google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2VsZmNvbnRyb2wvZmVlZC54bWw Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5Im9ibmzYRlY5K2ZnLYfKH   Podbean https://elfcontrol.podbean.com Amazon https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c0263d8d-5bb3-4bd7-bd38-22e207a289a4/elf-control   Elf Control is proudly part of the Podbreed Network - https://www.podbreed.com/

Can Doctor's order save Christmas?!

The Gamebox machine is operational again, as is the fully updated sticker machine; whilst the Claus's are on the road to recovery albeit with a few bumps along the way.

The Elf Patrol investigate an incident and stick around for the Christmas Party.

Elphonse's electric sled arrives whilst Santa and Mrs Claus's just chill.

Mrs Claus has caught the contagious virus from Santa; and Elphonse continues treating them with old (free!) reindeer medication, preferring to spend his new found funds on warehouse updates.

Despite the tech trouble, the workshop elves have been busying themselves by tooling some more traditional toys.

Elphonse acquires the means to fix the workshop machines.

Unexpected news for Grumble and a computer virus for Santa?

With Grumble still not back from Christmas Island, Elphonse has his hands full.

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 4! The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. A Christmas sale is on the cards with Elphonse in need of some quick cash to fix the gamebox production line. New episodes coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1, 2 & 3 here on Facebook or on your podcast app. Please follow, rate & review.   Apple https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/elf-control/id1491294048 Google https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL2VsZmNvbnRyb2wvZmVlZC54bWw Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5Im9ibmzYRlY5K2ZnLYfKH Podbean https://elfcontrol.podbean.com Amazon https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/c0263d8d-5bb3-4bd7-bd38-22e207a289a4/elf-control   Elf Control is proudly part of the Podbreed Network - https://www.podbreed.com/

No power & no Santa. Can the Elves save Christmas?!   https://youtu.be/m-Pf6fwsEFQ https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com

The Northern Lights of Santa's workshop have become dim.   https://youtu.be/c9d0XkFYl8Y www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/

The Elf Patrol return to lend a hand.   https://youtu.be/UGwmcGlyvY0 www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/

A profitable but problematic plan at the Pole.   https://youtu.be/RjbSXdsuvg4 https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com  

Workshop elves or Tour Guides?   https://youtu.be/kxJmoz5tkC4 www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/

Santa checks in from abroad, how will the unexpected news impact the workshop?   https://youtu.be/hLWRWnIsYR0 https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com  

Santa's absence sees Elphonse scheming.   https://youtu.be/fQxqLIHPVkE https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com

The revamped, automated workshop churns out the toys while Santa makes an announcement.   https://youtu.be/NtFAYBYB6fo https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com

It's time for Santa's annual department store visit, if they can find it.   www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ https://youtu.be/qv5VneRm62Q

Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 3 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Another festive Christmas rolls around for the happy elves...and Elphonse, not so happy with Santa's absent assistant. New episodes are coming every second day (even dates) until Christmas. Make sure you stick around for the finale episode on Christmas Eve. Catch up on Series 1 & 2. Please follow, rate & review.   https://youtu.be/qv5VneRm62Q www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/

It's Christmas Eve, can even the RT6000 help tie up all these loose ends and ensure Santa gets away in time? And what to wear to the Christmas party?   https://youtu.be/jk0lCKjSk0c elfcontrolofficial.com

What to do with Demetrielf? A visit from the Elf Patrol and an addition to the workshop.   https://youtu.be/Js6RJaCNYS4 elfcontroofficial.com

After some heavy hitting at the North Pole, elves are under the spotlight with some big revelations.   https://youtu.be/y7dPASAqSrA elfcontrolofficial.com

The elves are in a festive flap as Santa's workshop undergoes a safety inspection, will Elphonse's plan help increase toy production in time for Christmas?   https://youtu.be/exKlCVtzKFg elfcontolofficial.com

Introducing the Elf Patrol, enforcing law & order on the North Pole, despite the lack of crime.   https://youtu.be/OUMoDZbYEzY elfcontrolofficial.com

Preparations are in full swing at Christmas HQ, toys are in full production, decorations are being made and Santa & Grumble are preparing the bon bon 'jokes'.   https://youtu.be/3-xh5Ai0zUQ elfcontrolofficial.com

The workshop is buzzing with activity with the freshly trained elves hard at work in the lead up to the happiest day of the year, whilst Elphonse tries to balance the books.   https://youtu.be/jqCc6kCieCA elfcoontrolofficial.com

A farewell to an old friend, a dangerous new threat and Mr & Mrs Claus can't agree.   https://youtu.be/v_5jwDcwVFA elfcontrolofficial.com

With Santa's workshop modernising to meet the demand of electronic toys the Workshop Elves are in desperate need of some skills training.   elfcontrolofficial.com https://youtu.be/PhVct2LhM_4

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.   Happy new year! Head Elf Elphonse and his assistant Grumble are back in the first episode of Series 2; preparing for yet another Christmas, with Santa of course, who is just not feeling himself.   elfcontrolofficial.com https://youtu.be/8FCIs3yxBis

The Season 1 finale! One more sleep and the North Pole is buzzing with activity. The reindeer have been deloused, Santa’s suit is back from the dry cleaners and the Elf strike continues – not that anyone seems to have noticed... https://youtu.be/R17BBvjN8y0 elfcontrolofficial.com

The guests have arrived early, something about crossing the international date line, crossing it back and re-crossing it. https://youtu.be/05Ru6GCOckg elfcontrolofficial.com

Whilst every party at HQ is technically a ‘Christmas Party’ the actual Christmas Party is reminiscent of any other office Christmas party, copious amounts of liquor, disgruntled workers awkwardly socializing and the voiceover man getting ignored under the mistletoe. https://youtu.be/-7VRX4XNiYk elfcontrolofficial.com  

That one special day of the year which is only 5 sleeps away albeit 2 sleeps away for our busy Elves who are working tirelessly around the clock to meet their yuletide quotas whilst staying awake and not falling into any of the heavy machinery. https://youtu.be/tcWtJhB_TZA elfcontrolofficial.com

It’s only one week until Santa will take to the skies to miraculously deliver toys down every single chimney in the world, yes even to homes without chimneys – I did say it was miraculous. https://youtu.be/Yj8_c7e81Wo elfcontrolofficial.com

Santa’s in store appearance is the delight of countless boys & girls but the chagrin of Head Elf and occasional workshop foreman, Elphonse, who landed Santa in his department store throne just in the Saint Nick of time. https://youtu.be/gr5uhfNFOAo elfcontrolofficial.com

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. There's extra buzz in the Winter Wonderland this morning as preparations are being made for Santa's department store appearance.   https://youtu.be/UvcBp0myT7k elfcontrolofficial.com

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.  The workshop is at its busiest, non-stop 24/7 getting all the toys ready.   https://youtu.be/-Jxdc8c3gXU elfcontrolofficial.com

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Mrs Claus is in the Elf-mergency room and Santa is keen to get to the bottom of it.   https://youtu.be/3qMc1tkVGv0 elfcontrolofficial.com