PODCAST
Elfchild's Panda Show
by Justin the Mighty
I'm just a silly gay guy with a bunch of random, dorky things on my mind. My podcast contains random topic discussions, occasional visits from Daniel (my lovely boyfriend), and music. Huzzah! You'll love me, I promise. :)
Episodes
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Update: The Sale Has Been Postponed
We've decided to keep all our bits and have postponed the sale no one knew about. Oh, and we played a dumb new game! Enjoy!
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Update: A Quick Word from Adele and DeeDee
Naturally, I waited a month to upload this. I am a procrastinating garbage creature. Enjoy!
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Out and About 18: Boba and Science!
We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)
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Update: Binaural Booze
In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.
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Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales
In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.
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Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto
Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.
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Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly
Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.
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Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...
Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.
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Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!
This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!
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Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]
Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people…
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Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]
In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!
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Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)
2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.
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...Fruity and Asian [Update]
The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.
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Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]
Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!
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Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts
Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)
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Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre
We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.
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Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You
In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!
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Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense
It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!
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Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center
Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)
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Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)
Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.
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Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?
What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in...
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Ep. 17 (Pt. 2) - Mystic Podcasters of Tir Na Nog
(Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about...
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Ep. 17 (Pt. 1) - The Facehole Stays The Same But The Items Change
In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.
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Update: For The Record, Togepi is Smaller Than Pikachu
This was simply supposed to be an update. As usual, we got a bit distracted. In this recording: Christmas, inflatable sheep, Thai ladyboys, and the relative sizes of Pokemon. Stay tuned for our new action-adventure series, Rock Fists and Giant Snake.
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Ep. 16: Boyfriend Tag
For the record, I was apparently thinking of Inuyasha and Rogue from The Cruxshadows.
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Ep. 15: There's That Sound Again
In this episode: We discuss the Columbus Pride parade and festival, Justin's bitter self tries to assure you he's not a racist, and things just generally suck for the next hour or so. Show stuff: Voicemail line - 909.742.9268 Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow Instagram -...
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Ep. 14: Mustachioed Blunderbuss
We start off with a brief brony discussion, Dani realizes it's May while we gripe/get bummed about shitty adult stuff, 2013 is given a bit of a recap, Comixology gets a mention (as do a few comic books), and we try to get food from our loyal listeners. Show stuff: Voicemail line - 909.742.9268...
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Out and About 15: Catching Fire Was Great, By The Way...
This is from a few weeks ago. We saw The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Naturally, we talked about everything but The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Links: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) -...
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Out and About 14: Arena District Breencast
In search of jellies and jams, we ventured out (during the flipping daylight hours, mind you!) to the pop-up market at Nationwide Arena. While we obtained not the goods we sought, we did walk away with Starbucks drinkage, this recording and a pretty fun day. Leave a message! - 909.742.9268…
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[Cross Post] Age of Empires II: Petards and Profanity
I can't remember exactly when this was recorded, but it wasn't too long ago. Sit. Have some tea. Listen to my voice over the soothing sounds of explosions, arrows and the final exclamations of tiny video game people. **This episode is a cross post. If you listen to both of my shows, you'll see…
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Out and About 13: White Man Weave Cushion
Two months ago, we wandered to the gay pride parade/festival. Recorded during our lunch at North Market in Columbus, this episode is a wee bit noisy. Hopefully, you'll like it anyway. Also, I [Justin] curse a lot more than usual in this one. So... you know... that's a thing. Leave a message! -...
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Out and About 12: The Canadians Are Planning Something
We were hanging about at North Market a month or two ago and had a chat about racism, stereotypes, Canadians and cannibalistic chocolatey goodness. Enjoy! Leave a message! - 909.742.9268 Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty Steam (Justin)…
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Out and About 11: NYC
Listen to us talk a little about our hatred of families and the hobo transport, our approval of the subway and fat pigeons, and the joy of apartment buildings talking back to us. Also, enjoy the constant hum of the city through the open window. (Sorry. It didn't sound quite that noisy to our ears...
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Ep. 13: Self-Made Guru of Bad Advice
In December, wayyyyyyy back in the year 2012, we recorded an episode for you guys. Then, as we do, we sort of forgot about it. But I (Justin) eventually remembered and have uploaded it for your listening pleasure. In this episode, we discuss four films we saw recently(ish) and act like the loopy,...
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Out and About: 10 - Not Nearly As Asian As We Could Be
This was recorded about a month ago at Pochi Tea Station in Columbus. We had some bubble tea, ate some snacks and tried to plan out the rest of our day. Leave a message! - 909.742.9268 Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty Blog -...
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Out and About: 9 - Squeeze a Unicorn for Hot Cocoa
In this rather lengthy Out and About episode, Justin and Dani head out to see "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" and "Dark Shadows". Justin forgets how to breathe properly, questions Ed Wynn's level of deadness, and aims to hit the mattress with Dame Helen Mirren. Dani tries his best not to...
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Ep. 12(b): Titanic, Racism and Boobs (Not Necessarily in That Order)
In this disastrous add-on to our most recent episode, we discuss our outing to see 'Titanic' in all it's IMAX-y, 3D glory. Bear with us-- this one sucks a bit. Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Music: "Ginger Pants" by...
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Ep. 12: It's Either A One-Man Band or A Baby On His Back
This episode is a magical romp! A romp, I say! Okay... perhaps it's not all that magical, but we head off to the zoo in this one, which is pretty cool. Field trip! Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com ACT I (00:18) 00:01:30 --...
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Out and About: 8 - Hugo and the Beast (aka Jitterbug Crunk)
Here's the recording from our most recent movie date night, which we thankfully finished BEFORE our Yellow Cab fail rage set in. (PS: Sorry for the annoying audio quality.) Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Links: AMC Cinemas -...
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Out and About: 7 - Dani is the Harold to Justin's Kumar
Justin and Dani venture out to the AMC Lennox Town Center 24 to see, of all things, A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. Bask in our parking lot banter and inhale the smoke of our post-movie joy. Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site -...
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Out and About: 6 - The Tensuke Loitering Project
We sit just outside Tensuke Market like a couple of bums, talking about our random purchases and making random statements while waiting for our taxi. As usual, it results in Justin bashing the innocent people of Ohio. Good times. Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email -...
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Out and About: 5 - Captain America and Steve Jobs
Captain America, the death of Steve Jobs, "ethnic" food rejection, inability to control your breathing rate while talking, and being distracted by something that might be cake. Contact: Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268 Email - [email protected] Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com Links: Captain...
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Episode 11 (Pt.3): Movies of 2010: The Upheaval
It's here! It's finally here! (Please try to contain your enthusiasm, so as to not stain the carpets. Thanks.) The final part of our long-running, seemingly neverending "Movies of 2010" series is here. Join us as we talk far longer than intended, just as we did with the previous two episodes....
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Leaving Hogwarts
My slightly rant-y account of what Harry Potter has meant to me. Special thanks (of course) to J.K. Rowling. -- http://www.jkrowling.com The musical bits at the beginning and end are excerpts from "Prologue" and "Leaving Hogwarts" from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Original Motion…
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Various Noises for Eleven Minutes
Justin has an iPhone 4. Dani has an HTC Thunderbolt. When the two devices meet, magic ear sex ensues. Various sounds and goofy, sleep-induced laughter abound.
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Episode 11 (Pt.2): Movies of 2010: The Undeadening
In this episode, we discuss: Alice in Wonderland, Youth in Revolt, The Book of Eli, Easy A, Kick-Ass, Salt, Iron Man 2, Shrek Forever After and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Enjoy! Download link: 00:00:27 - Official Start 00:18:53 - Voicemail: Derek 00:19:45 - Voicemail: David 00:21:26 - Spoiler...
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Episode 11 (Pt.1): Movies of 2010: The Birth
AKA the longest two hours and twenty-five minutes of your life! The horror! The unspeakable horror! :) Okay... not really. It's actually quite fun. The recording ran long and I (Justin) decided to keep it in one piece because the whole affair will already be a multi-part batch of goodness when...
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Episode 10: Hootie Lovin' Vegans
Lazy Justin is lazy. [I truly am.] No real description this time around, except to say that this episode was recorded at a little table in the North Market building (Columbus, Ohio). Enjoy the Chinese baby sprinkles! Luna Vachon/Found at http://www.lethalwow.com:...
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Out and About: 4 - The Green Hornet at Lennox
And so... off we went on one of our fairly rare outings as a couple. I (Justin) don't care for opening weekend showings, but Dani really wanted to get out of the apartment today. While waiting for the movie to start, we had the brief little chat heard here. Note: These were pulled from my phone…
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Episode 9: Laughing Makes My Goolies Wobble
00:01:30 - Start of show... 00:06:40 - "We are not a racist couple..." 00:11:05 - "Suddenly, Strokey Grandma is not as fun." 00:20:21 - "We wish them despair because we love them." 00:20:49 - Cursing the phone... 00:28:30 - Boff/Marry/Kill Game 00:32:14 - Secret of Living... 00:32:20 - Back to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
I'm just a silly gay guy with a bunch of random, dorky things on my mind. My podcast contains random topic discussions, occasional visits from Daniel (my lovely boyfriend), and music. Huzzah! You'll love me, I promise. :)
HOSTED BY
Justin the Mighty
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