Elliot In The Morning

Elliot, Diane (?), and...Josh.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

High school football gets the assembly treatment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not AIght.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Old partner, new co-worker.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying to provide the answers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A recap.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...of furries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How to beat the high prices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a thing and they do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can whities be too tighty?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Because you-know-who is up to no good.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Passing the sniff test.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To the best of his ability.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are they off the list?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, we are saying the puck penetrated the hockey player's head causing memory loss plus coordination of eyesight and he has never been on the ice again? Got it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

*NEAL AUGENSTEIN SIG OUT*See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Consequently destroyed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Salad? WORD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there a detector in the house?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boy, got me dinin' side by side!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Romantic connection or genetic attraction?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK? Go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world’s first complete retinal transplant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The NASA astrophysicist on the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Except he's not a pirate, he's your boyfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Not the three things that Colton said.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Super singing bath bowls?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dogs at the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

January 19, 1946 – August 25, 2026See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new sign guy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'This is a bat PSA.'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The maternity care crisis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot was NOT in this chase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elliot was back in Houston over the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not going to be ignored, Jill.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry, poop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you judge others, you do not define them; you define yourself.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Exit out of the basement.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

(Don't tell anyone, but I'm doing my virtual counseling right now.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"So yesterday, we had some phone problems ..."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Of all time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...in the ocean. (Because you threw it there.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And other soulless cars.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do men still call it a ho phase?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Running late at the doctor's office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...bikini.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy work anniversary, Krysten!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking (punching) and screaming.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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