Elliot In The Morning, ICYMI

Do you dance first or nah?

DO NOT EVER INGEST FORAGED MUSHROOMS, ON THEIR OWN OR COOKED INTO FOOD?!?

"Baby, You Weren't The Love Of My Life"Woah.

So...how was your weekend?

Chess, poker, and now -- still? -- fishing

October is—the month after National Atrial Fibrillation Awareness Month

Public speaking, but, but! ...it's a competition too.

Cerveja na bundinha.

Specifically, dying at someone else's house

SMITH & THELL join Elliot In The Morning live in the studio

Your Honor, I only look at the photos for the loving messages!

Author BRAD MELTZER chats with EITM about "I Am Batman" and "I Am Superman" from his new 'Stories Change The World' series

You probably saw him get punched a few times by a fellow race car driver over the weekend

'It's rest in peace, not rest in piss'

On Friday, Elliot and his wife befriended a couple sitting next to them

Running from the law with no running water

Don't try this at home—you need a car

#EraseTheShame, no?

The Trombone Champ is not here

William Patrick Corgan on with EITM!  "I don't want to be that guy, I want to make people happy..." BILLY CORGAN chats with EITM about The Smashing Pumpkins' new rock opera, 'ATUM,' playing club shows, the Highland Park parade shooting, and more

Have you ever been asked for a funeral note?

The $1.3 billion Mega Millions jackpot has finally been claimed

The birthday boy, himself, calls to defend his name

Diane finds out why she was left off the birthday party guest list

The driver of the No. 38 car in the NASCAR Xfinity Series pulls a Juan Padilla

An unfortunate slight, Diane, still.

Stories, please!

The Ghost frontman talks being in-demand, writing the next record, taking time off from the road, and more

But in a way he's never been stopped before

"To My Tennis Family And Elliot"Roger Federer says goodbye

As in, Elliot sure Kiehl's it when it comes to birthday gifts

Jay joins EITM! 

A not-to.

Inspired by the nursing home stripper, Elliot wants to open up a network of old people's bars.

Let's explore the world, Diane!

While listening to the show (?), the former MLB pitcher decides to call in with his thoughts on baseball's rule changes.

Have an autumn equinox!

Come for the book club, stay for the fight.

Just put on this blindfold...

Merriam-Webster defines update as...

You like pleasure spiked with pain?

Are Elliot and Tyler the fathers—that would do this?

Summer ON! ...for five days

"You Put My Husband's Dentures In "And they're only the immediate ones!

Gamifying music's love of parentheses

Is Amanda the new Karen?

'Beginnings of a stroke, but not a full stroke.'

"AI...n't Cheatin'"Artificial intelligence in the classroom

A recap

That is the question?