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Yoz, Em and Ash - Screen Queens
by Yoz, Em and Ash
Listen to our rad cross-generational takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice.The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust...Yoz, Em and Ash have been reviewing film and TV on the radio since the early Noughties and have finally taken a dip into the podcast pool. Better late than never, hey. Oh... 2015 called? Ash, it's for you...
Episodes
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Episode 74 - Fall Guy | Planet of the Apes | Unfrosted | Trio of terrrrible streamers
The Fall Guy is adorable and must be seen by all. The new Planet of the Apes is an impressively created world but you need to do homework. Unfrosted is great if you lean into the silly. The Stranger: Chapter 1 is a pointless remake of the excellent 2008 film starring Liv Tyler. Trio of terrrrible...
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Episode 73 - Baby Reindeer | Challengers | Monkey Man | Shogun
Question 01: Is Baby Reindeer worth all the hype? Question 02: Is Challengers perfect or does Zendaya just give good red carpet? Question 03: One of us thinks Monkey Man was incredible, another was bored; who is right? Question 04: How come Shogun has a near perfect IMDb score?
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Episode 72 - Oscars predictions (spoilers galore)
It's the most wonderful time of the year. The Oscars is airing this Sunday and we run down the chunky list of 10 films in the running for Best Picture. Advanced warning: this episode features spoilers galore, so if you haven't yet completed your viewing homework this year, skip it. What's your...
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Episode 71 - THREE HOUR SAG Awards ramble
We witter about the red carpet for the first hour so skip that if you're not interested in aggressive cummerbund work or underwhelming interview questions. Otherwise, stick us in your ears while you complete a marathon dog walk or commute into central London in Friday evening traffic. Things that...
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Episode 70 - Em and Ash take the BAFTAs
Our Awards Season specials continue with the BAFTAs. Ash managed to squeeze the word "fuck" into one sentence seven times, probably describing how annoying it is to watch Oppenfuckingheimer sweep *everything*. Bore. Snooze.
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Episode 69 - Zone of Interest | Iron Claw | American Fiction | All of us Strangers
Four absofuckingloutely excellent films, three deservedly nominated for mutliple Oscars and one robbed, languishing at the BAFTAs. Cannot stress enough how spectacular The Iron Claw is. Zone of Interest is HEAVY and HARD but utilises excellent camera trickery. American Fiction is Nora Ephron's...
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Episode 68 - Emmy Awards recap (Ash's secret side mission)
Ash took on a secret side mission to watch and recap the 75th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards so you don't have to sit through it yourself. A 2+ hour ceremony has been deftly condensed into 54 minutes of live(ish) coverage, with a heavy focus on who is divorced from whom in the audience, who should...
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Episode 67 - Saltburn | Priscilla | Good Grief | The Boy and the Heron
Why you shouldn't take Saltburn too seriously and you definitely shouldn't watch it with family if you want to have a good time. The very pretty Priscilla polarised us. Good Grief was a good effort but an overall let down. The Boy and the Heron is an animation for grown ups. And The Crown is...
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Episode 66 - Shit streamers and shows (nice short one)
We discuss: - The history-altering abomination that is And Just Like That. - Red, White & Royal Blue featuring gay royals making American friends. - Painkiller is the worst Sackler family-centred story out there. - Theater Camp is actually excellent and you should leave the house to see it at the...
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Episode 65 - Barbenheimmer
It's the biggest double-opener in cinematic history. Tom Cruise has also been let out again. And The Bear is top kitchen TV.
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Episode 64 - Forgotten surprises episode
Literally zero recollection of what we spoke about in this episode as the time passed between recording and me finally uploading it is... egregious.
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Episode 63 - Choose your next binge watch
Choose your next binge watch from this list of seven streamable series Something for everyone on this list: Barry Ted Lasso Queen Charlotte Jury Duty Workin' Moms Colin From Accounts Succession
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Episode 62 - Ash's mermaid-themed surprise birthday episode
Ash is now closer to 40 than 30 and ecstatic about it. She is also the one uploading this "secret surprise" episode because the others don't have access to the account and has also not listened to it yet so cannot give you a heads up as to what to expect from this 50 minute funfest. Predictions...
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Episode 61 - Fucking Eurovision
The three of us are back with a Eurovision special. Guided by 90+ WhatsApp messages she declined to engage with, Ash runs Yoz and Em through their thoughts on this year's finalists before finishing up with another attempt to get Ash to watch some new Marvel shit in the cinema. A raccoon features,...
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Episode 60 - We're baaaaack, and our duo is now a trio
Menage a trois? We've welcomed a third into our cross-generational trio and we're back to discuss the absolute shit drivel on our streaming services and the good things you should bother to leave the house for at the cinema. Trigger warning: First 'C' bomb is within the first 60 seconds.
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Episode 59 - Em's surprise birthday episode celebrating the cinema of 1973
Em turned a whopping 50 years old, I repeat - FIFTY years old, so Yozzie crashed the podcast to co-host a celebration of the films that made it big in 1973, plus a few more Em would have seen in her most formative years.
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Episode 57 - House of Gucci | And Just Like That | True Story | Single All The Way | Golden Globes
Golden Globes noms House of Gucci - the absolute best thing in the cinema since Cats. For all the wrong reasons. And Just Like That - The Sex and the City girls send their former un-woke selves up in this less brash Samantha-less remake The Power of the Dog - Cumerbund tries to be a cowboy in…
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Episode 56 - Encanto | A Boy Called Christmas | Ghostbusters: Afterlife | Tick Tick Boom | Hawkeye
Encanto - adorable future classic from Disney about a magical South American family A Boy Called Christmas - cute enough Brit-driven live-action festive fayre from Sky and Netflix Ghostbusters: Afterlife - hits original fans right in the feels and keeps up with younger viewers Tick Tick Boom…
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Episode 55 - Passing | Last Night in Soho| Finch | Eternals | Spencer | Love Hard
Passing - Tessa Thompson controversially (?) passing as a white woman in 1029s New York Last Night in Soho - Great expectations for this campy flashback 1960s horror movie, which turns out to be just a good idea, poorly executed Finch - Tom Hanks makes a robot friend on post-apocalyptic Earth...
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Episode 54 - Dear Evan Hansen | Lady Boss | Halloween Kills | Only Murders in the Building
Dear Evan Hansen - divided opinions on the big screen adaptation of this heavy, teen stage show Lady Boss: The Jackie Collins Story - excellent, sexy, salacious, documentary about the author's life and career Halloween Kills - loads of the original cast are back for an OK filler movie in the…
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Episode 53 - Maid | Sexy Beasts | Bond | Ride the Eagle
Maid - brilliant look at the impossible restrictions on low-income abused women, starring Andie McDowell and her real-life daughter Sexy Beasts - vair strange dating show with adults in furry animal suits Bond - 'nother one. James Bond shoots some people and shit and then the inevitable 'twist'...
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Episode 52 - Sex Education | Everybody’s Talking About Jamie | The Guilty | Squid Game
Sex Education - Think series 2 was better The Starling - Christ on a bike this didn't need to be made Everybody’s Talking About Jamie - Let down on the UK's answer to Ru Paul Gunpowder Milkshake - Literally cannot remember a fucking thing about this The Guilty - Gyllenhall porn pulls through…
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Episode 51 - Kevin can fuck himself | The Hunt for a killer | Shang-Chi | Pig
Dudes, I can barely remember anything about these so, here are my abridged blurbs: Kevin can fuck himself - Very good mash-up of gritty thriller and 90s sitcom starring Alexis Rose off of Schitt's Creek The Hunt for a killer - Pretty good Scandi-crime thing Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten…
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Episode 50 - The Final Girls | Zola | White Lotus | Free Guy | Jungle Cruise
The God Committee - Sober story of an A+ cast deciding who gets organ transplants The Final Girls - Cutesy comedy homage to 80s horror films Zola - Masterful indie based on a Twitter thread, a trafficked sex worker, and a business-minded survivor White Lotus - Glossy piss take of the ultra-rich,...
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Episode 49 - Fear Street | Raising a School Shooter | Space Jam | Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fear Street - A Stranger Things take on retro horror movies satisfies the kitsch and the comedy Raising a School Shooter - Poignant convo from the people we don’t think about when school shootings happen - the parents who raised the shooter Space Jam - An expected disappointment trying to revive…
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Episode 48 - Our Friend | Black Widow | Tomorrow War | Feel Good
Our Friend - Super sad but cute film from an NY Times essay about a widower losing his wife and the friend who supported them until the end Tomorrow War - Bit of a stupid time travel thing with Chris Pratt Black Widow - Good good superhero stuff with good good ladies acting in it Hitman’s Wife’s...
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Episode 47 - Sweet Tooth | Supernova | Together | On Becoming a God in Central Florida
Sweet Tooth - Kinda cutesy fantasy drama based on a kooky comic Supernova - The most adorable film of all time starring Stanley Tucci and Colin Firth as a longtime married couple Together - Very self-aware claustrophobic lockdown drama with Sharon Horgan hating her husband James McAvoy On…
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Episode 46 | In the Heights | Luca | Loki | Cruella
In the Heights - Ash finds this better than Hamilton. It's like Hamilton but with actual choreography, making it an actual musical, unlike Hamilton Luca - Heartwarming Little Mermaid-esque tale with gay undertones. Proves Disney Pixar is still at the top of the animation game. Loki - Not guna…
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Episode 45 - Friends Reunion | Spiral | Bo Burnham |Solos
Friends: The Reunion - turned out cute enough. They put a lot of effort it. We appreciated it. Spiral - the worst thing ever committed to film and that's why you should watch it. Bo Burnham: Inside - the best comedy special we've ever seen perhaps. At least the best to come out of lockdown. Solos…
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Episode 44 - Eurovision | The Woman in the Window | Little White Lie | Halston
The most wonderful time of the year, Eurovision season passed with a virtual live-texting party (lame) BUT all bar one of the songs were actually relatively great. And no, we got no points. The Woman in the Window is an incredibly poor attempt at refreshing the Rear Window story. A very nicely...
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Episode 43 - The Sons of Sam | Starstruck | Mare of Easttown | The Pursuit of Love
The Sons of Sam - lengthy but great conspiracy theory surrounding serial killer David Berkowitz's crime spree. Overserved - Ashley's latest trashy obsession. Tablescaping and celebrity dinner parties. Starstruck - Cute enough meet-cute story featuring young fun people. Mare of Easttown Kate…
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Episode 42 - Things Seen and Heard | Them | Invincible | Mitchells vs the Machines | Another Round
Things Seen and Heard - so shit. Don't watch it. Poor Amanda Seyfried. Them - Truly terrifying look at racism in the 1960s through the lens of horror. Invincible - "The best thing ever." Excellent comic book fayre. Mitchells vs the Machines - Nice enough Another Round - Best Foreign Language…
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Episode 41 - THE OSCARS
Hai everybaddy, It's the mooost wonderful tiiime of the yeeear. Awards Season culminates in a (greatly delayed) Academy Awards ceremony TONIGHT. In this episode, we discuss the 'Big 8' Best Picture nominations, then run down our predications for who or what we wish would win in each of the big...
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Episode 40 - Frank of Ireland | Godzilla vs. Kong | The Terror | Thunder Force
Frank of Ireland - VERY naughty funny look at a flailing Irish musician's wrought family life Godzilla vs. Kong - money making mash up that delivers what it says on the tin The Terror - hauntingly bleak expedition across the ice Thunder Force - sweet rethink of the superhero buddy film with...
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Episode 39 - Run | Superintelligence | Tina | The Mauritanian | Palm Springs
Run - well disappointing attempt at a tween remake of Misery Superintelligence - well disappointing attempt at a gender reversed and age positive sci-fi rom com Tina - f*cking mind blowing musical documentary charting the highs and the terror of Tina Turner's career The Mauritanian - good enough...
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Episode 38 - My Octopus Teacher | Promising Young Woman | Ted Lasso | Jack Ryan
My Octopus Teacher - Mesmerisingly shot underwater tale of of an invertebrate/human relationship. Promising Young Woman - Game changing femicide revenge story. Guarantee you've never seen anything like it. Ted Lasso - Homely, sharply written football sitcom Jack Ryan - Jim from The American…
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Episode 37 - Cherry | The Falcon and the Winter Soldier | The Flight Attendant
Deadly Illusions - Do. Not. Watch. Resident Alien - Cutsie fish-out-of-water comedy series with sharp scripts hidden beneath the schmaltz Cherry - Beeeeautifully closed out but confusing attempt at a touching indie flick for an action movie director Marriage or Mortgage - the best thing to have...
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Episode 36 - Moxie | The United States vs Billie Holliday | Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom
Murder among the Mormons - Disappointing and misleadingly titled tale of religious mischief White House Farm - An OK retelling of an infamous English multiple murder Moxie - Brilliant and lovely film for and about teens that talks up not down to them and adult viewers The United States vs Billie...
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Episode 35 - I Care A Lot | Solar Opposites | Barb and Star | Golden Globes
I Care A Lot - Pithy, homely crime thriller with a twist. Solar Opposites - Good new animation from the Rick & Morty team Barb and Star - Does for Midwestern middle-aged women what Jaws did for sharks Golden Globes - What's your favourite season? Awards.
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Episode 34 - News of the World | Malcolm and Marie | Framing Britney Spears | Behind Her Eyes
News of the World - Slow, wistful Western with top acting from Hanks and small blonde child. Malcolm and Marie - Very bad and boring. Shame. Blithe Spirit - Very bad slapstick Noel Coward remake but not as bad as Malcolm and Marie. Framing Britney Spears - If you're a fan, this is a waste of time...
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Episode 33 - It’s a Sin | Soulmates | Cecil Hotel | The Investigation | Mean Girls
Howdy bitches. For your aural perusal this week we have... It’s a Sin - Completely fabulous life changing, heart wrenching look at the moment the AIDS crisis broke in London in the 1980s. From a gifted TV writing legend who lived through it himself, Russell T. Davis. Soulmates - Our boo Brett...
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Episode 32 - The Dig | Pretend it’s a City | Spinal Tap | Call My Agent
Hey bellas. We back. Lockdown means podcasting hard. We tired, even though this is our third go at this shit. Long live April. Or May. Or whenever it was they promised we'd be outta here. A few abstract choices thrown in this episode - away from mainstream milieu. Spoiler alert: Ash hated...
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Episode 31 - The Usual Suspects | The Serpent | Nightstalker | Wandavision | Animaniacs
Hey up fellas. We all forgot how shit and boring The Usual Suspects is. Wandavision is pretty cool though, and Nightstalker is dark AF. But The Serpent is dead slow, if beautiful. Luckily, the 1990s called and Animaniacs is back. Peace.
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Episode 30 - The Big Lebowski, Barry, Bridgerton, Home for Christmas, Pieces of a Woman
Hey fellas, The Big Lebowski holds up as the Coen Bros greatest work Barry catapults SNL's Bill Hader to the top spot on Ash's hall pass list Bridgerton makes us more certain than ever that Americans know nothing of English history yet are its greatest fans Home for Christmas is still good, if a...
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Episode 29 - MASSIVE BUMPER END OF YEAR SPECIAL
HI BABES. We actually didn't get that hammered considering we recorded for almost THREE HOURS as 2020 drew to a welcome fucking close. Ash, Em and Producer Stew talk through all the favourite things they passed the time with during lockdowns one, two and eight thousand. Ash gives out her Cunt of...
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Episode 28 - ALL THE CHRISTMAS SHIT
HI BABES (except Get Off my Dick Richard), Ash obv liked ALL the Christmas shit we reviewed this week. Among it was... Happiest Season - excellently cast LGBTQ+ family rom com Mariah's musical special was too short but sweet enough Dickensian is an oldie but goodie bleak festive period peace on…
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Episode 27 - Hillbilly Elegy | Uncle Frank | Mortal Engines | The Vow | Dolly Parton | The Undoing
Hey bitches. We were all relatively well behaved AKA not fucking trollied this week as we've been so embarrassed for the previous few episodes due to our drunkeness. This week we discuss: Hillbilly Ellegy - fuck me such droll self-important crap. Poorly told rags to riches story glorifying poor...
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Episode 26 - The Crown | Trial 4 | Truth Seekers | Jingle Jangle | Auntie Donna
The first "c*nt" of the show popped up within 3 minutes this week. We talked about: Trial 4 - Looooooong form tale of an unjustly imprisoned black man. Watch the first and last episodes only. Auntie Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun - not quite funny enough short form Australian comics bloke around in…
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Episode 25 - Industry | Roadkill | Love Wedding Repeat | Operation Christmas Drop
Hey fellas, herein lies our Silvery Jubilee. Is 25 silver? Who knows. Few care. This week we talked about... Industry (fast-paced, young cast have a predictably hard time learning to be bankers) Roadkill (I can't remember anything about this, I think Em chose it. Though it sounds more Stew...
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Listen to our rad cross-generational takes on what to scroll past and what should make your 'Watch Next' list on your streaming weapons of choice.The Millennial blogger who has never seen Top Gun or the the Gen-X mum of three who refuses to accept "Christmas" as a genre - whose opinion do YOU trust...Yoz, Em and Ash have been reviewing film and TV on the radio since the early Noughties and have finally taken a dip into the podcast pool. Better late than never, hey. Oh... 2015 called? Ash, it's for you...
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