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Emergency Contact w/ Clare and Ethan

What do you get when you turn to a 90 year old and a her 30 year old grandson for advice? A few laughs, some generational confusion, and maybe some genuinely good advice! Submit to Call in at https://forms.gle/4z8qmJ4yzpLiagQXA

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  1. 8

    008: Gay Boyfriends for Girls

    Clare and Ethan talk about queening out with your boyfriend, and how to force yourself to find the ick in someone when it just isn't meant to be.

  2. 7

    007: At least your relative cares when you're being cyberbullied

    Clare and Ethan talk gay cruises with Guest Jeff Perla, and what to do with a stranger for a week, how to deal with the haters, and how they got so dang close in the first place

  3. 6

    006: Nothing is too old...

    Clare and Ethan help 3 marvelous callers figure out how to start a lewd site in the wake of a layoff, how much weed is too much, and what to do with a love that never got to be. Our best yet?? Up to you innit?

  4. 5

    005: Is your baby annoying in other ways? W/ Alan Newman

    clare's brother from another mother joins to help dish out some advice on misbehaving exes and dogs

  5. 4

    004: You ARE My Mother

    Clare gets pranked but ends up giving some good advice on dealing with... herself? Artist Greyson Chance asks Clare for some relationship advice and Ethan for his hand in marriage.

  6. 3

    003: I'm the Villain in My Own Story

    Clare and Ethan answer 3 calls, about how to confront an ex, how to deal with family pressure, and how to live in New York. Call us how to with John Wilson we go so many how tos going on. Clare talks about her childhood in the 1950s, ethan orchestrates some role play, everyone comes out a better person.

  7. 2

    002: Who Gave You Ten Cents??

    3 calls, each needing help from clare and ethan, and each scarier than the last

  8. 1

    001: You Forgot My Birthday

    Welcome to the first episode/test episode for Clare and Ethan's advice line. You ever wanted to hear a 90 year old talk about open relationships, quitting your 9-5 job, and what to do when you turn 30? Tune in!!Sign up to call in: https://forms.gle/buDomrhW9QRvASUP6

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

What do you get when you turn to a 90 year old and a her 30 year old grandson for advice? A few laughs, some generational confusion, and maybe some genuinely good advice! Submit to Call in at https://forms.gle/4z8qmJ4yzpLiagQXA

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Ethanforyou and ClareQueenofEverything

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What do you get when you turn to a 90 year old and a her 30 year old grandson for advice? A few laughs, some generational confusion, and maybe some genuinely good advice! Submit to Call in at https://forms.gle/4z8qmJ4yzpLiagQXA

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