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Emilie Knows Everything

by Emilie Hagen

Comedian Emilie Hagen is constantly finding herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Luckily, she has a panel of "experts" that offer their unique perspectives to help her make sense of the chaos. Each week she comes to the same realization, she thought she knew everything, but she doesn't know a damn thing.

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Episodes

  1. #FreeBritney: An Expose

    What is going on with Britney Spears? This podcast episode tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about what is REALLY going on behind the scenes. Comedian and podcast host Emilie Hagen, @emilieknowseverything, discusses everything Britney Spears on this week’s episode with comedian Tzvi Silberg…

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  2. Practice Safe Astrology!

    The podcast is back after a hiatus! This week Emilie tells the tale of the time she got scammed by an "astrologer" in North Hollywood, who told her that the only way she would find great fortune was to find a partner with a "Libra Moon." Reputable astrologer Vudu Venus comes on the show and…

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  3. A Witch and Ghosthunter Walk Into a Podcast

    Emilie Knows Everything podcast occult "expert," Nolan Silverstein, invites two strangers into Emilie's home for a ghost hunt: Linda the Ghost Hunter and Zachariah the Witch. They talk about the time Emilie was a mini cult leader of a frat house in Buffalo, Hollywood ghost hauntings and getting...

  4. Spirituality for Realists with Author Jeff Brown

    For years, Emilie has been inviting "spiritual types," into her home and accepting "vibes" as payment for rent. Emilie recalls some of these new agey scams with her cousin/roommate Bo and dear friend Ziyang Wang also known as "Lucia." The three of them simply can't afford the spirituality…

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  5. Red Carpet Fails w/ Diana Espir and Sky Bliss

    Red carpet host, podcaster and producer Diana Espir joins Emilie to talk about her time as a red carpet reporter. Emilie's old hosting partner, Sky Bliss, stumbles onto the show mid episode after downing a cheap bottle of wine in her closet. Sky and Emilie share the story of the time Sky's cheeky...

  6. Sports Conspiracies w/ The Schmo

    Emilie sits down with sports journalist, Dave Schmulenson, better known as "The Schmo." He comes in hot, grilling her on her terrible fitness habits & encouraging her to work out that loose skin of hers! Emilie's brother, Andy Hagen, the resident conspiracy theorist joins them to ask The Schmo if...

  7. Reminiscing with Ryland Adams

    Ryland Adams, Youtuber, internet personality and 2018 "Vlogger of the Year," visits Emilie and the two reminisce about their journeys in Hollywood.

  8. The Treasure Hunting Hoax

    This week Emilie learns all about treasure hunting from "expert" Nolan Silverstein, a spectator in the "The Miscovich Emeralds Hoax." Nolan, a comedian, musician and producer, recounts the story of when he moved to Key West to live with a group of treasure hunters who claimed to have billions of...

  9. A Day at the Weed Farm

    Emilie is poor and decides to get a job trimming weed. Her mom makes her quit because she believes Emilie is working for Pablo Escobar. Comedians Stoner Rob and Theo Manhattan join Tristan Starchild for this special 4/20 episode. Ryan Walker, owner of Trade Craft Farms and her old boss (for a…

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  10. No Floss Zone

    On the quest to find a Los Angeles dentist, Emilie stumbles upon a dentist in Glendale who tells her she has seven cavities. Feeling a bit skeptical, she heads to Yelp and finds some sketchy reviews. Before letting the Glendale dentist drill into her teeth, she invites Dentist Brady Smith onto…

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  11. The Airbnb Catfish

    Emilie visits Brooklyn, NY and gets Airbnb catfished. She vlogs the entire experience, posts it on Instagram and later finds out that the Airbnb host saw it and leaves her a negative visitor review. Comedian Allison Wruk, Australian breakfast radio host David "Luttsy" Lutteral of Nova 106.9 and...

  12. When a Man Loves a Dolphin

    Emilie interviews a man who had a relationship with a dolphin in the 1970s, author, journalist and zoophile, Malcolm Brenner. Also on this episode: Comedians Allison Wruk, Mark Stevens and Andy Hagen.

  13. Therapy with Jamie Kennedy

    Emilie is in an emotional state and debates going to therapy. Instead, she invites four "bros" to the show- comedians Faysal Lawerence, Eli Halpern and Michael Neumeyer, to get drunk and ask them about their feelings. Comedian Jamie Kennedy comes on the show to "expert" on human emotions but ends...

  14. We'll Never Be Royals

    With the Royal Wedding approaching on May 19th, Emilie invites comedians Allison Wruk, Michael Kopelow and Andy Hagen to the World Famous Comedy Store for a special episode. They discuss everything they know about the Royal Family which turns out to be absolutely nothing. Emilie reaches out to…

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  15. Froggy Fresh

    Emilie DM's rapper Froggy Fresh (originally Krispy Kreme) to find out what he's up to after releasing a video on YouTube announcing his retirement from the Froggy Fresh project. Comedians Allison Wruk and Josh Potter join her to talk about Froggy Fresh's transition from a rapper to a soul singer....

  16. The Asian Playboy

    Emilie talks about her time as a professional wing girl for JT Tran or "The Asian Playboy," the world's #1 dating coach for Asian men. She interviews JT with guest host Allison Wruk and invites Andy Hagen and Michael Kopelow on the show to to talk about "negging." (Negging: Typically disguised as…

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  17. It Ain't Safe

    Emilie gets aggressively thrown out of a "club" in the Pacific Palisades for taking a Snapchat when the song "It Ain't Safe" came on because LA Clipper's player, Deandre Johnson/Jonas/ Jordan? was in the background. Comedians Faysal Lawrence and Allison Wurk join her at the World Famous Comedy...

  18. Crypto Fever

    Emilie hops on the bandwagon this week and dumps all her money into cryptocurrency. Comedians Josh Potter and Steven Randolph join her at the World Famous Comedy store to talk about the crypto craze. Later, Emilie interviews early Bitcoin investor Mahbod Moghadam, the co-founder of Everipedia…

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  19. The Knighting of Sir Mikings

    Emilie unexpectedly finds herself in Minnesota for an entire month and meets "Sir Mikings," a recently inducted member of the "VWO," the "Vikings World Order," a raging cult of NFL fans whose existence is everything Minnesota Vikings. When she finally returns to LA, she invites comedians Tim...

  20. Christmas in Ju-August

    Emilie goes home to Buffalo and ends up working the County Fair. On the first day, she meets Kris Kringle, a local mall Santa, who teaches her the Santa Claus game. Comedians Ryan Henry and Ryan Fay, AKA "The Ryans," co-host this episode and take opposing stances on Santa's intentions.

  21. The Vampire Lounge

    Emilie invites the Anonymous Friend and Bo to The Vampire Lounge in Beverly Hills. A strange encounter with a man named "Grimothy" leads the three of them to believe they've fallen down the rabbit hole. Later, Emilie welcomes occult expert Nolan Silverstein to the show, to reveal the truth behind...

  22. The Lords of Douchetown

    Emilie gets kicked out of a party at 1600 Vine because her friend didn't have enough followers. Emilie and Bo call Erik Vidal, the pioneer of an internet company in the late 90s/resident of 1600 Vine and he explains the "evolution of celebrity" and why kids at 1600 Vine act the way they do. Check...

  23. The Bieber Imposter

    Emilie joins the circus for a day as 2010 Katy Perry and befriend's her coworker, the world's #1 Justin Bieber impersonator. Co-host Brian, Third-Wheel Bo, and spiritual guru, Tristan Starchild, dissect the event. At the end of the episode, Emilie interviews Fake Biebs and he reveals who paid for...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Comedian Emilie Hagen is constantly finding herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Luckily, she has a panel of "experts" that offer their unique perspectives to help her make sense of the chaos. Each week she comes to the same realization, she thought she knew everything, but she doesn't know a damn thing.

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Emilie Hagen

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Comedian Emilie Hagen is constantly finding herself in wacky and unpredictable situations. Luckily, she has a panel of "experts" that offer their unique perspectives to help her make sense of the chaos. Each week she comes to the same realization, she thought she knew everything, but she doesn't...

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