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Enslaved By The Bell
by enslaved by the bell
Inter-dimensional existentialism as viewed through Bayside High: a comedy podcast featuring two idiots from Ireland.
Episodes
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Enslaved by the Bell #108 - Eat, Weep, Rave, Repeat
Screech gets in over his head when some shady students want to pierce the veil of untold narcotic pleasure. Rob and Conall continue to drift into a lockdown-induced insanity. NOTE: This was recorded earlier in the Summer! Stay tuned for more SBTB Reboot discussion! EPISODE: The College Years -...
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Enslaved by the Bell #107 - REBOOT?!
The dead speak! Somehow Peter Engel's most wicked creation has returned to haunt the modern world. Rob and Conall discuss the upcoming 'Saved by the Bell' reboot series that will be airing on NBC's new 'Peacock' service in the near post-apocalyptic future. Do we NEED a continuation of 'Saved by…
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Enslaved by the Bell #106 - xXx: Screeched to a Halt
For the first time in recorded history, Zack Morris is forced to consider the abstract concept of ethics. Screech gets a part in the latest Vin Diesel reboot. Conall and Rob continue to deal with the lockdown in an increasingly unethical world. EPISODE: TCY - S01E13 - "A question of ethics"
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Enslaved by the Bell #105 - Saved by the Lockdown
The call has gone out for artistic expression during this unparalleled time of planetary chaos - who better to rise to the occasion than two idiots talking Saved by the Bell? Rob and Conall join forces remotely to ponder the actions of our Bayside heroes - how would they react, survive and thrive...
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Enslaved by the Bell #104 - As Young as You Feel
Professor Jeremiah 'Jerry' Lasky battles with his guilty conscience as his questionable relationship with Kelly continues to cause problems for his professional integrity. Zack schemes to win her heart using een more costumes, racial appropriation and accents you wouldn't get away with nowadays....
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Enslaved by the Bell #103 - A Planet of Predatory Professors
Professor Lasky is on the hunt - for the ultimate game. Conall has a problem with it. Rob doesn't really. EPISODE - SBTB The College Years S01E11 "Teacher's Pet"
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Enslaved by the Bell #102: The Karate Kanine
Rob and Conall prevail once again, negotiating their way through the hellish landscape of the future to once again deliver to the world tale of a Christmas Classic (or at least, a spinoff of a Christmas Classic). Where once 'Home Alone' was ripped off with a dog, this time it's "The Karate Kid"....
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Enslaved by the Bell #101: Thanks for Nothing
Conall and Rob return just in the nick of time - the world has plunged into darkness and they have managed to scrape a podcast together from the doldrums of their subterranean bunker where they await the day where they will certainly be found by Emperor Trump's Decepticon drones. Meanwhile the…
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Enslaved By The Bell #100: Dustin Diamond's Behind The Bell
In our one hundredth episode we are rejoined by Paddie Thompson of Eighth Dimension Podcast as we delve in to the horrors of Dustin Diamond's controversial autobiography.
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Enslaved by the Bell #99: Fry on the Wings of Love
The Calamitous Duo return for their long-awaited (very rushed) 99th episode, wherein they discuss the trials and tribulations of ill-fated job, exploitative chicken wing establishments and Rob makes a characteristically recalls a demeaning job of his own. EPISODE: College Years S01E09 "Dr Kelly"
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Enslaved by the Bell #98: Match Point
The tables are turned as a beautiful tennis champion chooses Screech over Zack. Dustin Diamond gets his moment in the sun, but forgets about it in his autobiography many years later. Rob is stunned as Conall points out that the plot of this episode is completely recycled from season one of the...
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Enslaved by the Bell #97 Face/Off
Zack adds identity theft to the ever-growing list of his most heinous crimes. Alex and Kelly learn to objectify men just as they too have been objectified. Screech's feelings get hurt for the 87,000th time. EPISODE: College Years S01E07 'Professor Zack'
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Enslaved by the Bell episode 96 - "Casino Royale"
The game is poker. The stakes? High. The players? Skilled (and Screech). The risk? Everything. The reward? All the riches of California University. The only question remains...will Zack yield in time? Episode: S01E06 "The Poker Game"
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Enslaved by the Bell ~#95 Homemade Homecoming
After a lengthy sojourn, Rob and Conall return to shine a light on the increasingly forgettable adventures of California University's bland student body. Zack learns the importance of networking as well as the value of true friendship. Slater studies method acting as he helps Alex find her inner...
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Enslaved by the Bell Holiday Special #2: 'Broadcasting Christmas'
The lads return after yet another sojourn to cover the modern Dean Cain classic 'Broadcasting Christmas' in their quest to watch and review one Dean Cain Christmas movie every year for the rest of their lives. Conall preferred the Dog, Rob actually thinks it's kind of good for weird reasons. The...
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Enslaved By The Bell #94: AC Zapata
Slater joins the revolution, Zack wants to go skiiing and the campus is ruled by a grizzled one eyed Klingon. Episode: "Slater's War"
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Enslaved By The Bell Episode #93: Fratulent
Sororities and fraternities harvest a fresh crop of innocent youths. A certain time travelling super-villain is at the centre of it all! Episode: "Rush Week"
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Enslaved by the Bell #92: I'm Too Zack for my Shirt
Rob and Conall continue to be stunned by the alarming regularity of discussions of a sexual nature. The girls fall in love with a dreamy new professor. Zack uses an assignment as a way of hitting on girls and ends up having an existential crisis.
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Enslaved by the Bell #91: Welcome to Fucktown
Rob and Conall record 60 minutes of silence and hastily try and retrace their steps in this callously thrown-together episode. Kelly returns and is an actual character now, Zack makes pop tarts while trying to have sex with people (because we live in a world where characters have sex now). Conall...
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Enslaved by the Bell #90: Tomorrowland
The Slavers have landed in the world of tomorrow where the rules of the past no longer apply. Is this the same timeline? Have Zack's God powers been sapped by the harshness of campus life? Will Peter Engel ever find the missing tapes that explain what happened to Zack's scholarship to Yale? Some…
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Enslaved by the Bell #89: Commencement
Rob and Conall overcome the dragon of technical difficulties and bring their perilous journey roaring back to life as they cover the hallowed 'Graduation' episode. Where's Tory? What timeline are we in? What is Neal's real name?! The promise of the College Years is tantalisingly close as the lads...
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Enslaved By The Bell #88: Relics
DOUBLE DROP In the run up to grand finale of the original Saved By The Bell, this week we release no fewer than TWO episodes of this podcast. In this quickie we take a look back through our time in Bayside and forward to the frosted-tipped dystopia of 2003! Episode: "The Time Capsule"
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Enslaved By The Bell #87: Ballad of Bayside
DOUBLE DROP To celebrate our amazing audio troubles we have decided to release a grand total of two episodes this week! Sitting in for Conall is the fantastic Saoirse Smith! This week the gang once again let music turn them against one another like ravenous wolves- it never takes much in Bayside!...
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Enslaved By The Bell #86: The Dep-Arty-d
Conall is the worse for wear and a lizard dies.
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Enslaved by the Bell #85: Sorry Bout the Clip Show
Another day, another mediocre clip show bafflingly inserted far later in the season than it has any right to. Rob and Conall use the opportunity to ponder memories of experiences past. Conall marvels at the quick wit of James Bond. PLUS: A look back at the halcyon days of Malibu Sands.
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Enslaved By The Bell #84: Quake On Me
This week the show delivers pregnancy and the laboured threat of tectonic death. Episode: "Earthquake"
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Enslaved By The Bell #83: Nerds With Attitude
Hippity Hop meets fairytales, and Big Dick The Bopper Belding giving unsolicited kisses. A grim but colourful week in Bayside High! Episode: "Snow White And The Seven Dorks"
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Enslaved by the Bell #82: For the Screech who has Everything
Conall and Rob continue drifting through a world where time has no meaning, friendship has no memory and justice has no champion - until now. Screech is given the hallowed task of becoming Bayside's new hall monitor, thanks to Zack's latest scam - which is all caused because they forget Screech's...
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Enslaved by the Bell #81: Zack to the Past
Peter Engel's clumsy assistant drops a tape once again (this time on purpose?) and Conall and Rob are unwittingly, unknowingly transported to the halcyon days of the Zelly and Slessie relationships, when the world was new and love was real. Unlike the watered down pest of the Tori Timeline, Zack…
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Enslaved By The Bell #81: Debutaunts
The gang have a barn dance and it's meaningful and stuff probably. Episode: "The Senior Prom"
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Enslaved by the Bell #80: Neilvolution
The lads return after a lengthy sojourn, in the desperate hopes of rekindling their dwindling fanbase. Zack gets the hots for Slater's best girl. Mr Belding brings the alpha males of Bayside on a spiritual journey. Neal O'Neill makes a startling and beautiful existential discovery. Rob rants…
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Enslaved By The Bell Special: FATAL DEVIATION
To celebrate the second birthday of our podcast, we've left Saved By The Bell aside this week to focus on the magnificent low budget crapness that is Ireland's first attempt at making a white guy martial arts movie. Featuring '90s pop sensation Mikey Graham of Boyzone! Movie: FATAL DEVIATION
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Enslaved by the Bell #79 Strikin' Out
The teachers strike, Mr Tuttle slags his own girth and much is made of the continued degradation of Screech's self-worth. Zack and Slater's manipulative scheme goes off without a hitch and the reap the selfish benefits. Conall and Rob despair for the world.
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Enslaved by the Bell #78: "Limbo Stickin' it to the Man"
Zack engages in a war of the sexes after Zack and Slater are revealed as sexist monsters, much to the shock of the female student body of Bayside. Mr Belding mediates in the only way he knows how - by acting as umpire in an expensive-looking, needlessly elaborate contest. Screech continues to...
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Enslaved By The Bell #77: The Entire History Of Love
Valentine's Day this week for the Bell-Saved and Bell-Enslaved alike. The shallow facade of the Hallmark holiday is matched by the shallow face of network television; time for a clip show! Episode: "Isn't it Romantic"
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Enslaved By the Bell #76: Zondo!
Zack tried to swindle, but gets out-swindled. Screech is forced to choose between insects and a non-existent relationship with Tori.
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Enslaved By The Bell #75: The Triangle Becomes a Square
A lost lover from Slater's past turns up as Jessie throws some shade as well as some headlocks. Times are looking tough for all but Zack who plans to re-programme the Slaterbot to his own ends. Rob dismisses sobriety not one week after announcing to the nation that he has gone dry. Conall...
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Enslaved By The Bell #74: Join Me In The Abyss
Rob is embracing sobriety for the month of Janus, meanwhile the gang decide to drive under the influence of alcohol. Episode: "Drinking and Driving"
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Enslaved By The Bell #73: Sergeant Slater's Army Brat Club Band
Pappa Slater returns to pressure his son into going to military college. And some other stuff! Johhny Rico invades Canada and Zack becomes a rapping drug dealer? Maybe! Listen and find out! Episode: "Wrestling With The Future"
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Enslaved By The Bell #72: The Enslaved By The Bell Holiday Special
The boys walk a narrow line between the light and dark sides of the holiday season as they explore the murky world of straight to DVD movies. Mario Lopez and Dean Cain star in the Holiday classic The Dog Who Saved Christmas!
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Enslaved By The Bell #71: Weekend At Belding's
Zack must escape Belding's clutches to win a trip to Hawaii- haven't been there before, have we? Episode: "Day Of Detention"
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Enslaved by the Bell: SOUL
Rob and Conall eschew their reviewing duties for some lighthearted gentlemanly discourse and a glimpse into their souls.
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Enslaved By The Bell #70: Screechret Admirers
Conall is joined this week by the mysterious and enigmatic Joe Ó Cinnéide as secret admirers and art classes abound in Bayside.
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Enslaved By The Bell #69: Teen-Line Too
Once again a school activity demands the gang do some stuff! Once again they decide to organise a phone line for teens and their problems! Once again Zack courts a woman affected by an ISSUE. Once again a teenage girl is worried that she is too tall. A true episode of new beginnings! Episode…
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Enslaved by the Bell #68: The Zack Knight
Conall and Rob travel to Hawaii to cover the Saved by the Bell TV movie extravaganza 'Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style'. They encounter a nonplussed native who gives his in-depth thoughts after many years of reflection and contemplation. Zack and the gang go to Hawaii on vacation and once again...
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Enslaved by the Bell #67: The Last Temptation of Screech
Screech's sick infatuation with Lisa reaches breaking point. Zack once again has the greatest idea ever and everyone loves him (one character in particular). The status quo is forever changed and will definitely have ramifications in future episodes (not). Rob suspects fourth-dimensional trickery...
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Enslaved By The Bell #66: Probably a podcast, maybe
The gang gets a new member! Rob suffers from a vicious hangover! This and much more on this week's Enslaved By The Bell! Episode: "The New Girl"
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Enslaved by the Bell #65: Nickelbell
Rob relays his excitement to see a rubbish rock n'roll band. The guys marvel over Screech's culinary ability and how sitcom juggernaut 'Friends' could ever dream to steal a joke from Saved by the Bell.
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Enslaved by the Bell #64: The O'Neill Knight
He's not a hero. He's a silent extra. A watchful nerd. The O'Neill Knight. And this time, he's got something to say for himself. Rob and Conall obsess over the triumphant return of Neil O'Neill and what this means for the future of 'Saved by the Bell'. Rob even reveals a piece of extra-curricular...
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Enslaved BY The Bell #63: Season 4! Let's manufacture some dissent!
We recorded this episode late one evening, so Rob rocks a sexy late night radio voice. The gang get used to being seniors and Zack and Slater have a fight or something. We were pretty tired. Episode: "The Fight"
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