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Epic Marriage Fail

by Charles and Leslye Cartwright

Married for ten years we thought it was finally time to become famous, so we started a podcast. A weekly humorous and fun podcast talking about the crazy situations that happen in our life and how we attempt to not epically fail at them.

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Episodes

  1. EMF Episode 46: CRIME!!!!!

    A crime has hit the crew at Epic Marriage Fail and tonight you're going to hear all the details! They're also chatting about a first real haircut and their perfect workout fail. Somebody call Robocop because its time for a new episode of Epic Marriage Fail!

  2. EMF Episode 45: EWWW was that you??

    Brand new episode this week as Leslye and Charlie discuss their in house video game tournament, things we hid from our parents, and what to do if you toot(the classy way of saying it) in public. So tell Baby Yoda not to eat that and listen to a brand new episode of Epic Marriage Fail.

  3. EMF Episode 44: The Phonebook??

    Leslye and Charlie are back with a new episode for the new year and for some reason are talking about the previous year. The episode the two talk about their 2020, their prospects for the future, and how Leslye got her news back in the day. So strap Baby Yoda to your side and get ready for a new...

  4. EMF Episode 43: Christmas Prep

    2020 got you down, holidays seem like there too far away, fairly sure Martians are going to attack; well don't worry because Epic Marriage Fail's got your back with a brand-new comedy filled podcast episode! This week Leslye and Charlie are discussing Christmas preparations, past Christmas...

  5. EMF Episode 42: I was not prepared

    Wondering what to do this weekend with all the craziness, well don't you worry because Epic Marriage Fail has got you with a new episode! This week Leslye and Charlie are discussing their COVID work status and give their thoughts on all 9 Star Wars movies, I have a bad feeling about this. So…

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  6. EMF Episode 41: Can we buy a tiger?

    Bored with being quarantined, well don't worry because Epic Marriage Fail is back!! This week were talking about being stuck in the house, what we're watching during the quarantine (yeah were talking about the Tiger King), and play a round of Mad Libs. So come on down to a place were everyone…

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  7. EMF Episode 40: Keanu Who?

    Epic Marriage Fail is back at it again with their 40th episode! It only took them 4 years to produce it. This week they talk Derby, kids' sports, the tragic future of cartoon characters, and review a classic Nickelodeon show. So break out the popcorn because SNICK is off the air and Epic Marriage...

  8. EMF Episode 39: Stuffed Marshmellow

    Tonight, Leslye and Charlie are cooking some awesome stuffed mushrooms, adopting dogs, Lady and the Tramp, and BH 90210. Put your "Let Donna Graduate" signs down and listen to the newest episode of Epic Marriage Fail!

  9. EMF Episode 38: Date in a Box

    You heard right Epic Marriage Fail is back………again!!!!!!!!!! This week Leslye and Charlie are going on a date from a box. Check out all the hijinks that ensue. So if you love steak as much as Ron Swanson does your going to love Epic Marriage Fail!

  10. MF Episode 37: You don't just eat you Dunkaroo

    Epic Marriage Fail is back with episode 37. This week Leslye and Charlie are talking about Charlie's new role in Roller Derby, the weirdest childhood snacks, and the second episode of their award-winning segment "Nachyo Whiskey". Its Labor Day everybody, take the day off and listen to the newest...

  11. EMF Episode 36: Nachyo Whiskey

    Epic Marriage Fail is back tonight with a brand-new segment! Tonight, Leslye and Charlie talk about Leslye's new job, dumb things kids say, and the best food starters at restaurants. Also, tonight is the premiere of the new food tasting spectacular Nachyo Whiskey! Not only will the segment be on...

  12. EMF Episode 35: Wine Extravaganza

    Epic Marriage Fail is back with its fourth season and we have an amazing episode for you! In this episode the Stone Cold Foxes roller derby team enter the Epic Marriage Fail studios for Wine Tasting extravaganzas! Excuse the mic's as they are a little grainy at first, so don't turn your volume…

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  13. EMF Episode 34: Is Sinbad in that movie

    v Were back….again. Tonight, Leslye and Charlie talk about buying a home, fall into a tangent about 90's kid movies and sad movies, a roller derby update, and preview their upcoming MEGA PODCAST EVENT. San Diego call the channel 6 news team because EPIC MARRIAGE FAIL has a new episode, their kind...

  14. EMF Episode 33: When do they move out?

    This week Leslye and Charlie are breaking down new Roller Derby Roles, kids growing attitudes, and life on cruise boat. So get yourself out of the upside down, yeah I'm talking to you Barb, and listen to the brand new episode of Epic Marriage Fail.

  15. EMF Episode 32: Mother of Puppies

    This week Leslye and Charlie tackle kid's birthdays, our favorite Halloween candy, and who should rule on the Iron Throne. Oh yeah were talking Game of Thrones. Get you on headphones because at Epic Marriage Fail, it's what we do, we podcast, and we know things.

  16. EMF Episode 31: Ground Control to Major Charlie

    Were back………again! Leslye and Charlie are back for Season Three. Tonight, the dynamic duo talk about what's been going on during the last year, a new edition to the home, and the current roller derby situation. Grab your golden lasso because it's time to learn the truth about EPIC MARRIAGE FAIL!

  17. EMF Episode 30: Stop looking at me Swan!

    This week Leslye and Charlie are talking about gaining knowledge on roller derby, what shows to watch during the summer, and the duo do the worst impressions ever heard on the internet. So stop telling Michael Scott that Jim's pranking you at the office because it's time for a new Epic Marriage...

  18. EMF Episode 29: Hey Squirrel!

    This week Leslye and Charlie are discussing the craziness of the last couple weeks, their kids calling them out for being gross, their favorite fast food restaurants, and they announce Leslye's pick for a Roller Debry name. So load up the USS Enterprise because it's time to go boldly in the…

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  19. EMF Episode 28: Bathing in the Purple Rain

    This week Leslye and Charlie are talking about their first liveRoller Derby Bout, the classic Purple Rain, and the dynamic duo'sfavorite movies. So load up your web-shooters because it'stime to swing into action with Epic Marriage Fail!

  20. EMF Episode 27: Is that poop?

    Ready to start your Friday off right? Well we got a new episode of Epic Marriage Fail! This week Leslye and Charlie talk about Roller Derby, the Oscars, and why kids are so gross. So grab your proton pack and load up in Ecto-1 because it’s time for some Epic Marriage Fail.

  21. EMF Episode 26: Be cool stay in school!

    Not sure what to do before the Super Bowl, well we got you covered with a new episode of Epic Marriage Fail! This week we talk about t-shirt making, admitting our guilty TV pleasures, and we read our past high school yearbook signatures. So make your way to Bayside High because it’s time for a…

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  22. EMF Episode 25: Did he yell YOLO?

    No plans tonight? Upset you didn’t win the Powerball? Well don’t worry because we got you covered because Epic Marriage Fail is back! Its Season 2 and this week were talking about all the crazy that’s been going since the last episode. So load up BB-8 because it’s time for some Epic Marriage Fail!

  23. EMF Episode 24: Where's the controller?

    Episode 24 is posted! This week Leslye and Charlie talk about cruises, who was the real pilot of the Millennium Falcon, drama at the dog park, and their review of the new fall TV season. It’s starting to get cold outside, so get yourself a hot coco and warm blanket because it’s time for some Epic...

  24. EMF Episode 23: Lions, Tigers, and Bears! Oh my!

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  25. EMF Episode 22: Laugh it up, fuzzball!

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  26. EMF Episode 21: Trivia Challenge of Champions

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  27. EMF Episode 20: The Struggle

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  28. EMF Episode 19: Were So Not Prepared

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  29. EMF Episode 18: Happy Holidays

    This week Leslye and Charlie talk about their Christmas extravaganza! Also they discuss volunteering, getting sick, and get podcast bombed by their kids! So snap on your hover board because its time for Epic Marriage Fail!

  30. EMF Episode 17: Revenge!!!!

    This week Leslye and Charlie discuss things to do for Halloween, stupid animal tricks, and REVENGE!!!!!!

  31. EMF Episode 16: Season Two!

    Season 2 is here! This week were talking about our summer, camping, fish tank, and a whole lot more. So forget that new fall season and listen to some Epic Marriage Fail. Also check out our Facebook page.

  32. EMF Episode 15: Trying to get creative

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  33. Epic Marriage Fail: Whoever Smelt It Delt It

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  34. EMF Episode 13: Were Back!

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  35. EMF Episode 12: I dont have a home

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  36. Epic Marriage Fail

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  37. EMF 10: Whats a Podcast?

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  38. EMF Episode 9: EMF Cookoff 2014!

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  39. EMF Episode 8: Rama Lama Ding Dong

    Get ready to hear Leslye and Charlie duke it out over Lent, oil pulling, video games, and pets. Prepare for hyper drive as we enter episode eight of Epic Marriage Fail.

  40. EMF Episode 7: Awkward Silence

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  41. R2 I Love You

    This week Charles and Leslye discuss Jobs, favorite kid’s movies, Girl Scout Cookies, and the topic you've been waiting for ROBOTS. So grab your favorite android and enjoy the show.

  42. EMF 005: Accept Friend Request?

    This week Lesly and Charlie tackle everything from job interviews, the Olympics, a doula, and how they interact with social media. So forget Valentines Day, sit back and enjoy Epic Marriage Fail. Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable...

  43. EMF 004: Nightmares....Scary!

    Leslye and Charlie talk about nightmares and scare the heebie jeebies out of each other. They also talk about helping the homeless, pinewood derbies, and Dungeons and Dragons, NERDDDDSSSSSS!!!!!

  44. EMF 003: Snow Day!!!!!

    Leslye and Charlie talk about snow days, rude people, and do a dramatic read from Spiderman comic. I think we might even mention the Super Bowl. Enjoy!

  45. EMF 002: Puke and Parenting

    Leslye and Charlie bring up funny stories about parenting and one involes puke, Fun! Also our dog Dude intreupts the frist 15 minutes, anybody want a free dog?

  46. EMF 001: Degree of Awesome

    Our very first episode! In this episode Leslye and Charlie introduce themselves and talk about how they deal with friends they haven’t seen in while. Its so funny you might laugh your left foot off!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Married for ten years we thought it was finally time to become famous, so we started a podcast. A weekly humorous and fun podcast talking about the crazy situations that happen in our life and how we attempt to not epically fail at them.

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Charles and Leslye Cartwright

Produced by Charles Cartwright

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Married for ten years we thought it was finally time to become famous, so we started a podcast. A weekly humorous and fun podcast talking about the crazy situations that happen in our life and how we attempt to not epically fail at them.

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