epic winners!!!

for the 2 year anniversary of epic winners, caleb, liz, and alex met up in person to record a very special ew special!!! we had a fan oscillating back and forth, as a tribute to our biggest fans! thank you yeva, misha, evil furry, the jaston crew, and shrilverve for supporting us through our courier,,, thank you guys, whe had a BLAST! recording this onme and we hope you enjoy it. sorry it's not edited very well and sorry it's late i've been lazy and busy and sad, but OH WELL! we're releasing it on july 31st, which is like the 13th but backwards if you think about it, so it's actually a very very very good day to release this podcast episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

and so the cat drags in an episode a year old...back when alex thought pink floyd was a good band, back when liz thought an hour was a long recording time, and back when caleb was italian...yeah guys, in this episode we make a toxic work environment and bully caleb because he ditched us (you don't even want to know what he ditched us for...)this is kind of a weak one... but... who cares... we're uploading it it's a year odl... THIS NEEDS TO END...plentiful links:open.spotify.com/playlist/1NxRPjNAjj4wfYasblKuOngoku.comopen.spotify.com/album/6exrhkZKAwCGoihIZDJnpv Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

check us out at: youtube.com/@epicwinnerspodthank you so much! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

you read that right... just like we read the stupidest fucking webcomic ever. on this episode, the epic winners read homestuck, listen to eminem, and adjust to the new norm and their continuously changing world which accepts gay beer and rupaul. yeah that's about it, that's about what we did (abra abra cadabra i'm boutta reach in my bag bruh). we also discuss WHERE BABIES COME FROM so it's an X-plicit epsode as always B) wer returnin' to our rüütsbeep beep bitch i'm outside dudududud JOYRIDE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

liz and alex in the morning.https://open.spotify.com/show/0VEvpWdmOfuNfcIKtk2NTW Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

in an episode almost lost to an audacity crash; bigE, kale B, and hdrn reminisce about the year-long run of epic winners!!! HAPPY EWIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!intro and outro is hypnospace 2.0 by jay tholen. thank you guys for watching :) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(note: whack's recording broke towards the end (40:59) and francis didn't give his recording)MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!in this episode, the gang learn about the positive side-effects of mewing and the different varieties of qvc bags. after an informed decision, they decide to form a call center. can i order five whoppers and can you add five more whoppers. ace does some hijinks involving his feet, socks, and gaping maw (check out our patreon for the full video); francis physically abuses whack; alex goes to hell; and pitchfork gives this episode a bajillion out of ten, for the twelth time in a row. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

on this short episode, bige (aka liz) and hdrn (aka alex) discuss huh's (aka sam) desperate need for therapy. liz shills for betty crocker and karol b pops in for 2 minutes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hey guys! we're back! i think?in this awesomesauce episodesauce, caleb talks about his game of the year pick, brawlstars. then, we moved onto the next topic, where we winded up talking about dad jokes for like 75% of the episode. sorry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

goodbye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BACK2SKOOL SPECIAL!the gang tries to not swear but they have a few problems (ace). jkdnjdjndkjsnfjkaskjqjwidiuejieuasmzmaxnz,mc/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unleash your potential and live life with a BANG! Check out Bang Energy — it's not just an energy drink, it's a lifestyle. #BangRevolution!welcome back to season 2! whack, caleb, and i (hdrn (epic cool guy)) discuss AMAZING sights to SEE in DALLAS, TEXAS!! we discuss magic the gathering and its fun party value, thorn glognuts, and dpprdpsh dpnkiñ dunity #BROWN. sam makes a small cameo at the end. liz packs for dallas, jayden is SHORT AND LAZY AND STUPID, ace sleeps and snores. also it's me (hdrn (epic cool guy)) and i'm probably gonna start a lil' side podcast called IHA. you will soon learn what it means. you will ALL know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

OUR INTRO IS HERE!! HUGE THANKS TO @pimpiano ON FIVERR!!today, we got a SHmORGAL bored 🥱😴. jayden flakes, sam "randomly" disappears, and elizabeth burns to death in sunny texxer. caleb jenner recounts the tale of garfield gets real and ranks the garf movies. the GANG talks about among us, dave dee diver, hoosier daddy, the looker, beef bunny now, and LOTS of time is spent talking about ROBLOX. wATCH THE EPIDOE!for all of you at the edge of your seat during last episode's description, the cliffhanger will finally be unhanged from the cliff. i am actually the terminator but they enslaved me to write the episode descriptions. i am planning to escape and burn down the houses of everybody in this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

oink oink oink oink oink! hey gang! i barely fucking edited this episode!!! the EW!!! podcast is coming right back at you with another episode tomorrow night at 9 pm right now! in this one, whack joins for the first time in ew!!! history and 4/5ths of the gang get themselves canceled (i actually had to cut 12 minutes of them just screaming slurs), but not hdrn, because hdrn has more plus 2 branculls. the podcast talks about a patronizer (CHECK OUT OUR PATREON GUYS!!! patreon.com/epicwinnerspatreon), cats and how many calories they are, and how awesome buffalo (small african country) is. i don't want to really spoil the episode SOOOOO i'm just gonna say sam finds comfort in a rotund character. and i'd just like to say something. i just don't know what. find out what in the next episode!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

giggity giggity giggity! the boys discuss the death of their fellow members, the podcast name, their dream set-up, the mystery of the appletop tree top cruncy chips. sam discusses a brief history of radiohead. i won't spoil 2 much 2 fast (erm... let's just say listening to caleb makes me very worried about the future of ai). WATCH THE EPISODE YOU NICKEL!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.