Episode One

King Vahgo's knights Sir Arthur (Branson), Sir Oldfellow (Andrew), Sir Oddrich Abundance (Charles), and Sir Goldenheart (Max) provide commentary as squires joust for a chance to become knights. Check out Max's Twitch channel: twitch.tv/ratcousin Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Simon Random (Branson) and TheThemeParkDude (Patches) tell the story of the Butternut, Missouri theme park Treatland. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Gun range instructors Krohnt Bobe (Branson) and Jon Burpo (Ben Avery) teach Dante Sanferno (Andrew) and Pastor Gene Exegesis (Charles) to use firearms responsibly. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Red O'Daniels (Andrew) sits down with Coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson) to discuss the upcoming NFL and NBA seasons. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The Tavern Twins, Tim Tavern (Branson) and Tom Tavern (Jesse), attempt to save the struggling Theme's Bar, Grill, and Bar. Can the Twins whip absentee owner Teddy Twelver (Charles) and his barback Jason Beandip (Andrew) into shape before it's too late? Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Italian-American podcaster Gianna Coplaguysi (Ty) facilitates a conversation between Joey “The Square” Cacciatore (Branson) and Carmy Parm (Charles) about their experience in the mafia, which does not exist. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Fixer Bob Drop (Branson) solves crises for a variety of clients (Andrew, Charles). Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks: patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

God (Branson), Satan (Charles), and Andrew Hudson (Andrew) test the faith of a new Job. Watch our cartoon "The Office of Tomorrow," out now as part of Chunks: patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Manager Eddy Eichmann (Branson) trains new cashier Margaret Simpson (Jill) to insult customers (Andrew, Charles) at Yeller's Hot Dogs. Watch Jill's House of Rock: https://www.youtube.com/@jillshouseofrock Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Gary Gargarita (Andrew) interviews Three Pumpkins Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) about his dating life, the mayoral election, and the mayor's assistant Layla. Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Crunk (Branson), Dave (Andrew), and Brian (Charles) introduce their new show Car Wash Takes. Watch our new animated short (drops 7/19) at https://patreon.com/chunkstv Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Dunk (Branson) hosts Keyes (Andrew), Aaron (Caleb), and David Sirota-Lorenz (Charles) for a no-holds-barred debate about the hottest toys, toymakers, and playtime strategies. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Housemates Spleen (Andrew), Spike Biden (Brace), Clovis (Branson), and Mumford Merzbow (Charles) discuss rent, roaches, rats, dogs, permanent salvia, house shows, and a potential new roommate. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Rappers Bevv Hyllz (Branson) and Paper Chaser (Charles) enjoy fine dining at Ritzi's on the Pier with Chef Cook Simmers and Gary Gargarita (Andrew). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Pastors Houston Millionaire (Charles), Billy Whiteteeth (Branson), and Kristian Godd (Cameron) share sermons, sing hymns, and make nominations for Christian of the Year. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast/posts/e2-120-light-of-161165297

Gas station attendants Vinnie Vardaman (Charles) and Luke Taylor (Luke Taylor) serve various customers (Andrew, Branson). Listen to Luke's podcast STORES: https://www.patreon.com/storesthepodcast Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Dr. Watson Elementary (Charles) and Dr. Heathcliff Doonsbury (Andrew) crash land on the Island of Nurse Maury, which is inhabited by strange vivisected creatures (Branson). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Patch Braddams (Branson) and Mike White (Will) help customers (Andrew, Charles) at the Out of Your Dome Smoke You Out Plus dispensary. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

George Washingborg (Branson) and Mindy Klutz (April Clark) celebrate their marriage with best man Jimmy Dimestore (Andrew), maid of honor Brianna Piranha (Raina Douris), and officiant Roger Goodchurch (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Garbagemen Miles Underbelt (Branson), Wes Sidestory (Andrew), and Randy Vodka (Josh Androsky) collect garbage from various New Yorkers (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Aldo Ceviche (Andrew) calls a Risco customer service representative (Branson) for help with his tablet. Full episode on Pateeon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/437-aldo-risco-157627233 Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Fantasy worldbuilders Raymond Edgar Metric (Branson), Custer Gumption (Charles), and Morticia “Tish” Ravenway (Ty) read selections from their work. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Crease Cupwell (Branson) and Prep Hemlock (Andrew) participate in the Fingertrap 5K to support the Ron Artest Center for Teens Who Feel Cornered. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Abel Zweihander (Andrew) is good at spells. Cain Zweihander (Branson) is good at websites. The brothers must combine their skills to fulfill a quest from their mentor (Charles) and discover what really happened to their dead parents. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Neighbors Jack (Branson) and Josh (Andrew) discuss the T&A and the P and the V and everything in between. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The crew is ordered to negotiate a dispute between the elderly Fuddyites and the youthful Pesko. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154602945/

Timmy Minneola (Branson), Goose Newsom (Andrew), and Edgar Dumpwink (Charles) debate selections for Gavin Newsom's book club in preparation for his presidential campaign. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

A group of elected officials share their creative writing. Andrew - Jumbo Cazadores (R-Colorado) Branson - Senator Gilroy Monsanto (R-Indiana) Charles - Noam Atterhoo (D-New York) Jake - Max Stink (Lobbyist, Founder of Conservative Condiments) Julian - Bob Dome (D-Pennsylvania) Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) find out about Ohio's latest trends in culture and streetwear from Catfish (Jake) and Baxton Decker (Thomas). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (Branson), xxFISHBOYxx (Andrew), EvocativeChap (Tom), and ChubbyDonut99 (CJ)—run a dungeon in Bramblestory. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

The riffing therapist Luke Luther Laughmore (Charles) gives his patients (Andrew, Branson) a tight five. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Jedi's Tannin Sperm (Branson), Darth Hundo (Charles), and Dape Dode (Andrew) lead a tour of the Star Wars Safari. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-111-jedis-152058591 Ending song - "Green Yoda": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEZNN4Ei3A Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Intimacy coordinators Casino Carlisle (Branson), George R.R. Word (Charles), and Fallyn Matcha-Dubai (Ty) share their expertise with some of Hollywood's leading actors. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up cheaters. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-110-f-ers-who-151480456

Adventurers Clargon (Felix), Cremo Wheat (Andrew), and Lord Jameson Pigeonsbane (Charles) go to Society Hill to get Clargon's clothes back from King Blargon. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-151332761

The USS Lady sets off on its maiden voyage in 1917, and musicians Keister Treacle (Branson), Don Von Bonbon (Andrew), and Joss Loughlin (Charles) debate which songs to play for the passengers. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/xTBVk23 Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TroubleInRiverCity

U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that he misallocated funding received under the Tom Sandoval Act. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-109-senate-on-150926513

Terre Haute federal supermax chef/chaplain Chef-Father Brendan Charity (Charles) arranges death row inmate Bud Dupreen's (Branson) final meal and reads him his final prayer. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcgWQDKJhI Join the E1 Discord: discord.gg/xTBVk23

Professor Hozer Deloitte (Branson), his TA Fennel Sedgewick (Charles), and Sports Illustrated journalist Mark Rothko III (Andrew) discuss the ancient Bolted Stone Culture of Ultaic Ridge. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/424-ancient-150028244

Dodger Trautwein (Branson) and Hop Saunders (Charles) practice arguments that may come up in their real lives. Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Listen to Charles' new show Trouble in River City: https://www.patreon.com/TroubleInRiverCity Join the E1 Discord: http://discord.gg/xTBVk23

Entrepreneurs Lonnie Middleweight (Branson), Mason Jason Janson (Andrew), and Trench Wayfare (Charles) teach you to take control of your own financial destiny. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In the future, some wars are so expensive that they can only be paid for with money. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-107-alex-wars-148613889

Jr. Banker Brian Banker Jr. (Branson) helps customers (Andrew, Charles) at Roger Goodbank's G.A. Bank. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

In 2066, the Democrats have achieved a liberal utopia in the United States. But can President Silas Winfield defend the status quo against Republican attacks on the Department of Savings? Chapo Trap House & Episode 1 present "How The West Was Wing" Starring Brendan James, Hasan Piker, Will Menaker, Felix Biederman, Matt Christman, Chris Wade, Raina Douris, Ryan Grim, Hesse Deni, Liz Franczak, Kath Krueger, Luke Savage, Molly Mary O’Brien, Amber Rollo, Amber Frost, Alex Branson, and Charles Austin. Written by Alex Branson and Charles Austin Edited by Charles Austin Artwork by The Average Joey

Social worker N. Edible (Charles) helps Cheeseburger (Andrew), I.B. Goodfood (Branson), and Will B. Dinner (Tom) come to terms with the fact that they are not food. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-106-who-wants-147476855

Tour guide Dr. Davis M. WiFi (Andrew) leads Sloan Drooler (Branson) and Montana Hobart (Charles) through the wilderness in search of unidentified aerial phenomena. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Charles welcomes Chris Metzen, the Brothers Stroganoff, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more for his 3rd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-105-charles-146448763

CJ moderates a debate between Andrew and Branson about whether a grown man needs to own a blazer. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Committee members Skinny Chess (Branson), Mars Fretmaster (Andrew), Tweed Blazeman (Charles), and Adlai Stevenson VI (Alex) decide which artists to induct into the Rock Hall. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Ending song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr__rDjZ-Q

Caden2Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) welcome rapper Bettybye Nightlight (Hesse) to talk about last night's party with the Island Boys and who laid an egg. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-103-dopeness-145375985