PODCAST · comedy
Eskimo Brothers
by Eskimo Bros
Yeah idk we’re just talking shit.
Episodes
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ESKIMO BROS #187 - KOIS AND GOYS
Sweet BB was the letter “O” in his school’s production of the alphabet. Shout on Ponton from The Pink Panther. To borrow from someone else, penis size by race is directly linked to how hard the path to penetration is. That’s science. Shout out to Bell Buckle. We went craftin’ and fairin’ and it’s...
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ESKIMO BROS #183 - BACK, AGAIN, IN THE SADDLE AGAIN.
Aerosmith used to rock ass. Steven Tyler saved that 15 year old from the twin towers…just a decade or two early. Our sweet baby Jack is back. Imagine being trapped in a cave with a bunch of Primus fans. ICP are single-handedly keeping Faygo in business. The people that work the Zyn tents at...
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ESKIMO BROS #182 - L’TINA
Hey, Dave Chappelle, go back to Africa. New podcast schedule because Jack is having a baby from his butt. Reddit is fucked up man. It gets dark. Shout out r/kitchencels and r/4tran4. People are literally insane. Our phones hit a flash every few seconds that you can only see through infrared.…
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ESKIMO BROS #181 - BOURBON AND BEYOND, AGAIN
S/o Shannon S/o Molly Spaceman recaps Bourbon and Beyond Get out your K and your Acid and pretend you’re there. The Jews must have been at the festival because the weather was almost too nice. Counting Crows? More like “This-singer-has-an-ego-and-kinda-sucks-and-might-be-drunk Crows.” Spaceman…
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ESKIMO BROS #180 - VACILLATE
Yeah Magic Boy and BB did one for you sweet babies. Spaceman is still at Bourbon and Beyond. Work is for losers who need money. We went over our night out at Zanie’s. William Montgomery is Magic Boy’s personal hero. That’s why he’s going to purchase a pistol with the serial filed so he can track...
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ESKIMO BROS #179 - CHANGE
Yeah… listen at your own peril. Spaceman is out of town and BB is becoming a father, so Magic Boy thought it would be a good idea to do a solo pod, lone wolf style. Yikes… We’ve got some changes coming up and if you guys bear with us it will be worth it. As a doctor, I approve this message.…
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ESKIMO BROS #178 - DO NOT COME
Katt Williams is our Edward Snowden or Julian Assange. If Magic Boy was a pornstar, his name would be “Double Chocolate Chunk.” We’re not buying what Ed Sheeran is selling. Cram it up your cramhole, Le Fleur. We get to talking all kinds of business practices. The movie “Mayday” is pretty good if...
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ESKIMO BROS #177 - POD JUICE
David Bowie said to take your protein pills. The Ginger’s are beefing over Palestine.. shout out Robert Kraft. Spaceman needs new feet. In your snatch, fitzpleasure, a broom shaped pleasure. You ever seen someone throwing up, but silently? It doesn’t make sense. If you still believe in Santa,...
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ESKIMO BROS #169 - RIP BOPTIMUS PRIME
Magic Boy learns the difference between metric and standard…the hard way. Everyone knows bigger brothers have undeniable hang. RIP Tim Curry. Aka Tim Slurry. A man recanted his damning statement about Jerry Sandusky and we’re just positive this is connected to the recent cocaine scandal. We told...
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ESKIMO BROS #166 - GENERAL BUTT NAKED
These GTA hacks have us leeeaaakkinggggg. Unfortunately, Drake is hogged out. Jacob Elordi. Would. Wuthering Heights was the og beat off book for women. “Hang on errebody, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.” Michelle Obama in her role as the shrunken head from Harry Potter. When you’re feeling down...
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ESKIMO BROS #163 - PEARL T. NELSON
We live in a world where Lil Pump and Miranda Cosgrove hooked up and Josh had to whoop his ass. We blame Dan Schneider for Jack’s early childhood crushes. Some people don’t get movies if there’s not an explosion within the first 3 minutes. Shout out the Mid-2010’s for bringing back the late 80’s....
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ESKIMO BROS #160 - GROOVE IS IN THE HEART
Magic Boy wants to start a pump and dump scam.. y’all know about stocks or whatever? The prostitutes off Dickerson are acting up. We here at Eskimo Bros believe most things in life are like David Bowie’s homosexuality; you try 4 or 5 or 7 times and find out it’s not for you. Preachers’ daughters...
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ESKIMO BROS #157 - JAMES GAYLOR
The gummies might have gotten on top of us… Spaceman walked into his own shed to find Magic Boy showing off his piece on FaceTime, like actually. We get to talking holiday treats; BB brings up the Christmas tins, but Spaceman reminds us of the Easter 10’s. That’s when you find a dime piece at...
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ESKIMO BROS #154 - CHOOSIN’ BUTT*** I CAN TELL
Shout out Ella Langley. Spaceman cheated in every Español class el had. The Eskimo Bros were not built for college if that wasn’t obvious. If Magic Boy ever sees that tuba player from TTU out and about, it’s on sight. It’s also on sight if we ever see Ms. Charlotte, the old guidance counselor…
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ESKIMO BROS #151 - INBRED DEAD REDEMPTION
We knew lettuce was bad news, but we just couldn’t prove it. Imagine Paddy the Baddy, but it’s a woman and she’s Paddie the Baaaaaddie. We only understand Jaws, culturally, through the lens of the movie Master of Disguise. Plain black Tshirts are the white boy equivalent to all black forces.…
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ESKIMO BROS #145 - IT’S HOT
Yeah, the heat has us limping to the end of pride month and by heat, we mean the entire Miami basketball team. We get to talking road rage stories. Pirates were the first guys with game. “That booty so fine imma put it in a chest and bury it. Imma draw a map and folkannem won’t find it for a...
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ESKIMO BROS #144 - FINAL DAY OF PRIDE
We know ball. DWade and Gabby are raising them right. Jill Taylor will chub you. Eskimo Bros guarantee. And whaddya know, evil hippies keep getting more evil. Stay away from the wools, kids. You might end up in a porta-potty. Do y’all ever get down on all 4’s in the shower and pretend you’re a…
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ESKIMO BROS #142 - EFFIN’ JACK
Normally it’s a non issue, but capitalism is so lame rn… they’re already making a live action Moana. America is about industry, cranking out hits, making money, fucking bitches; not baking cookies on the job for TikTok. RIP Daveigh Chase. If we’d have known you got down like that we would have…
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ESKIMO BROS #141 - WOULD
Madelyn Cline and Amanda Seyfried and Ana De Armas and Kate Beckinsale and Emma Stone and Kat Dennings and Zooey Deschanel and Kyra Sedgwick and Michelle Pfeifer and Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Kate Mara and Rooney Mara and Shakira and…
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ESKIMO BROS #140 - TRUTH OR DARE
The Juneteenth X Pride collab you’ve all been waiting for.. Jon is back. RIP Trevor Moore. Big Mike swung the hog and Josh Hokit no longer fights for the UFC. For some reason, it always gets to us tanning our behind-hole. Idk. We got to telling stories such as the time Magic Boy and BB’s sister...
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ESKIMO BROS #138 - BROWN SUGAR
“Just like a young girl should.” Yikes Mick Jagger, yikes. Selena Gomez’ nose keeps growing because she’s living a lie; BENNY BLANCO IS NOT HOT. Publix is rich guy bullshit. They don’t even have women with T-Rex arms greeting you at the door. One time, our sister was in the hospital and she…
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ESKIMO BROS #137 - HIMPLANTS Feat. ELIJAH
We get to talking the different types of male lengthening surgeries. If you’re a tweaker, or a crackhead, in the middle Tennessee area, Magic Boy’s place of employment will hire you. In the spirit of pride month, we have our first guest, Elijah. A.k.a. Elijah_gravy on IG. You know young…
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ESKIMO BROS #136 - SEX NERDS
Shout out Kenny Hoggers. “You gotta to know when to hold ‘em…” Ben Affleck as Batman was a fucking joke. Magic Boy KNOWS where squirt comes from. These nerds are getting out of pocket. Wtf is up with age regressors? S/o the pushers and the pullers of the world; keep doing your thing. Sam Levinson...
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ESKIMO BROS #135 - PORCH PIRATES
Hard-Arrgghhhh, y’all mateys hiring? Guess what? It’s still pride month. We love our gay ass friends and we want that to be crystal queer. In a perfect world, we would have special assistants like the women who bathe you in Red Dead. Gina Davis is not hot; Get real. Shout out that Chinese...
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ESKIMO BROS #134 - THE FITN’ESS POD
Magic Boy got his tampon string caught in his lady parts. Spaceman bees in the trap at the Music City Fit’ness D*** expo. Shout out Eddie Hall. Shout out Brian Shaw: grip expert. Said his grip is so strong he can pick up 90 pound hockey pucks with his posterior. Who remembers Pepsi Nitro? A…
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ESKIMO BROS #133 - HAIRLESS MAGIC
We get to talking Eastern Medicine; Herbs, Tinctures, Testicles. Miles Davis is forever. Spaceman saved Magic Boy’s culo today. If you see him out and about, give him flowers. S/o Aussies, specifically Siggy Retts. Hanta God, Bill gates needs to quit releasing diseases on us. Ticks, rats, bats…
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ESKIMO BROS #132 - THE PRIDE MONTH PODCAST
WE’RE COMING AT YOU HARD ALL MONTH LONG BABY. IT’S AN EXTRA WET PODCAST. Sometimes, Spaceman wishes he was just a little ant. “We all do it the saaaaaaame” Big brothers are the worst. Cynthia Erivo is Jesus. Steven Seagal is god. ME WAN DA POONANI.
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ESKIMO BROS #131 - MORGAN FREEMAN VS. ALAN RICKMAN
Walmart is Chinese and Kroger is Japanese, both oriental in nature. If you’ve been following along the last 2 weeks, BB’s car still isn’t fixed. “That’s Charley with an E like Pride, Crockett with two T’s like Davy.” Big shout out to Widow’s Bay. July 1st, the THCA reckoning will commence. We say...
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ESKIMO BROS #130 - DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
We want to get to the bottom of mimes and mime culture… seems like a lot of trauma wrapped up in that. It’s actually alarming how mentally impaired most people are getting… not that we’re geniuses. Casa Bonita, CASA BONITA. Spaceman has spoken and he’s grown tired of Hitler. Stop and save the...
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ESKIMO BROS #129 - FAT RYAN GOSLING
BB is dealing with tire troubles What did everyone get for Memorial Day? Did the ghosts of veterans bring happy tidings? Rebellious.Essence.. look her up lmao Project Hail Mary; tell us how it ends? We only watch movies halfway through We’re on Apple and Spotify. With that said, we are promptly...
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ESKIMO BROS #128 - BIG, DUMB, F******, STINKY, A** TURD
We had James Hetfield stop by the studio at the very top. Didn’t realize he was gay. James Franco is back and we are aroused and confused. Thomas Hayden Church is everywhere… Tires, George of the Jungle. Everywhere. Sorry for the delay; We gave Producer Gaymie the holiday weekend and he scooted…
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ESKIMO BROS #127 - WHAT IS METROSEXUAL?
S/o Posh Spice that little working-class asshole. We have some gripes with the Amish stores of the world.. Why are there lights and point of sale systems? Why aren’t there women delivering more workers in the back? Where are the dirt floors? James Brown was and probably still is the greatest...
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ESKIMO BROS #126 - YOUR FAVORITE PODCASTERS FAVORITE PODCAST
We’re talking Bill Cosby, we’re talking Harvey Weinstein, we’re talking Clavicular. Everyone who isn’t mixed in the near future is fucked. It is what it is. Accept it. Elton John, A knight fighting for those with aids. Pass it on. These mfs are really talking about pardoning Ghislaine.…
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ESKIMO BROS #125 - SLACK MY LINE, BRO
We had Terrence sit in today; He’s a diesel mechanic, rock climber, slack liner, welder, fabricator of reality, haver of hot sisters, good lover, giant hogged etc. Shout out Tom the Uber driver Word on the transcendental yoga/nihilism/alien/chakra scene is that if you’re going to a Tool show…
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ESKIMO BROS #124 - HENRY DAVID THO-ROAT
SSRIs are helping men in the bedroom of all places. We came to the unfortunate conclusion that pirates were the theater kids of their time. If you were a green beret, how would you kill your wife? We’ve officially jumped the golden calf; Mar-A-Lago is the capital of Soddom and Gomorrah.
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ESKIMO BROS #123 - A COUPLE OF EGG BOYS
“I’m rubber, you’re tree; you cut me down, I’ll bounce off of you and eat your ass.” ESPN stats to get behind: In one season, Tyreik Hill had more children than receiving touchdowns. On a scale of, “How many children do I have” from Eric Clapton to Nick Cannon, where does NBA Youngboy fall? “If…
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ESKIMO BROS #122 - THE BOOBONIC PLAGUE
We get to talking biblical-level disease today: The plague, leprosy, adultery, being Jewish etc. Colostomy bags… are we feeling them? Are we vibing? Neil Degrasse Tyson vs. Stephen Hawking: A battle of the brain. Heavy foot coverage today from two of the sexiest boys on the pod. Tune in freaks.
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ESKIMO BROS #121 - I’M FEELING KINDA GLONKY
The Eskimo Bros get a little nihilistic. Magic Boy was absent being gay somewhere. Politics: the ultimate cash grab. The ultimate ass-blast. BB and Spaceman just wanna give it all up and become a couple of homosteaders. Tune in to see if they’ve got what it takes to plow, to squeeze, to cross...
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ESKIMO BROS #120 - I MADE AN OOPSIE
Seems Spaceman didn’t get recorded. On a real note I do apologize for all of the recent fuck ups. On a fake note, you’re gay. Shout out to Clavicular. Sounds like he’s gonna be doing some Butthole-maxxing. We go over the lyrics to “Thrift Shop” and they are probably not what you remember.
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ESKIMO BROS #119 - DON’T STEP ON MY BLUE SUEDE PENIS
We had Randy from Trailer Park Boys grace us at the studio today. Spaceman educates us youngin’s on the prices of dip over the years. Fucking Biden. We here at Eskimo Bros believe Elvis started soul food and you can’t tell us any different.
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ESKIMO BROS #118 - THE BOTTYMAN AND THE RIDDIMLER
Spaceman got a new hobby and it may or may not involve blowing. Wtf is up with daggering? That shit hurts, right? Like how does your bag not bust? The UK just came out and said they’re going homophobic nationwide: Bob’s your uncle. It’s a wee fag ban, innit?
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ESKIMO BROS #117 - GOD IS A WOMAN, AND SHE IS RACIST
Looks like Ol Mike Vrabel has that dawg in him after all. We finally got BB back on track and it’s glorious. Kris Jenner is the world’s most successful pimp, right? Xanax is the closest we have in our modern day to time travel.
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ESKIMO BROS #116 - SPACEMAN HAS A KAREN
No BB again. If anyone has a blade, we will fall on it. Big S/O to Stallion, the pizza box, and the cache of sensitive material under the water bed. Joe Rogan is going hard for Ibogaine because he believes it’s a medicine to make you taller. He was quoted saying, “Shit, I bo gain a couple inches…
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ESKIMO BROS #115 - IT’S F’N VODKA, MAN
Happy damn holidaze from the EskiDro Bros. In true dumb stoner fashion, BB’s mic channel didn’t get recorded. Sooooo.. Magic Boy was solicited by a bald ass prostitute. Spaceman breaks down the Frozen hierarchy. Could you sue for only eating Subway and getting fat? This question, and more, will…
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ESKIMO BROS #114 A PONZI SCHEME OF SUCK
There’s a bee swarm in Israel… they must have heard about all the honey pots 🥴🥴 We find out about some of Magic Boy’s “upper limits” and Jack tells us what he thinks an Icky Thump is all about.
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ESKIMO BROS #113 - DADDY I’M NOT GAY, I’M JUST A TEEN STAR
Happy birthday Sam. We love you here at the pod even though you get caught speeding with no retard for human life. RIP Judith Darci. S/O r/crappymusic.
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ESKIMO BROS #112 - I WAS WATCHING DAT
Sabrina Carpenter doesn’t like yodeling; what a bitch. She likes Scientology, though. Mickey Rourke used to be a piece of ass. From movie star to trying to turn out Jojo Siwa. Yikes. Y’all remember them gray kids from The Proud Family?
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ESKIMO BROS #111 - THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER AND SUCKAMANY MEN
We come in hot with some over the top door humor. Touch me, baby. They say there’s satanists in Sumner County. If there ever was a time for lynching… we at Eskimo Bros would say “you’re wrong” because there’s never a time for lynching. Stick around for our lovely Foghat rendition.
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ESKIMO BROS #110 - WE ARE THE OTHER GUYS
Racist uncles and destroyed chevelles. Spaceman had some things to take care of, but he made it in about halfway. All the men were hanged, and the children all got pink eye. Amen.
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