ESKIMO BROS #135 - PORCH PIRATES

Hard-Arrgghhhh, y’all mateys hiring? Guess what? It’s still pride month. We love our gay ass friends and we want that to be crystal queer. In a perfect world, we would have special assistants like the women who bathe you in Red Dead. Gina Davis is not hot; Get real. Shout out that Chinese influencer dog who was stolen, sold for 27 dollars and then eaten in a kung-fu fashion. We’re not being insensitive; this really happened. The Germans are congregating in Argentina again. Sounds fischbrötchen to us.