Essentially Useless

Hello and welcome to Essentially Useless: Tales from the Front Lines! We are Kevin and Bobby and we both risk our lives day in and day out to bring you what you need in these trying times. Us essential workers make up the backbone of this delicate society, and without us, the world as we know it would crumble to dust like the great ancient continent of Pangea did before us. Join us as we recount the stories from our daily lives as America's modern heroes, and enjoy your daily dose of schadenfreude!