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Hello and welcome to Essentially Useless: Tales from the Front Lines! We are Kevin and Bobby and we both risk our lives day in and day out to bring you what you need in these trying times. Us essential workers make up the backbone of this delicate society, and without us, the world as we know it would crumble to dust like the great ancient continent of Pangea did before us. Join us as we recount the stories from our daily lives as America's modern heroes, and enjoy your daily dose of schadenfreude!
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Ep. 17: Me Too vs. Me Too
Y'already know what it is. We accidentally missed a week, so we want to apologize by delivering another mind numbing hour of entertainment!
Ep. 16: Karen Vs. Tweaker
We got all the exciting stories this week, and of course another trip to the Shark Tank with the boys
Ep. 15: Moral Dilemmas and Good Business
Would you push the big red button for a fun prize? One of us definitely would. Bet you can't guess who!
Ep. 14: We solved the wage gap
Just another day in the Essentially Useless ecosystem. Solving one massive problem at a time
Ep 13: Kev pitches a short film
Coming soon to Sundance, Essentially Useless' short film: Alarm Clock Subscribe to find out more!
Ep 12: Put your GoPro away, you're not that cool
Learn the Do's and Do Not's of being a normal human being on this weeks eipsode of Essentially Useless
Ep. 11: A Master Class in Existential Dread
Maybe being sad ain't so bad. Come take a ride on our emotional roller coaster. Due to Covid, we are not able to validate parking at this time.
Ep. 10: How to choke out an old lady while making 6 figures
Want to run a 6 figure income from the anywhere in the world, all while working only 4 hours a week. Have you ever had to resist the urge to full-nelson an old white woman? Well then this is the episode for you!
Ep. 9: Government 5G Terror Attack
Big brother tried to shut us down for speakign too freely, but we don't give up that easily around here
Ep. 8: 2 Guys 1 Mic
We share a room, a mic, and your hearts on this Christmas Spectacular episode of Essentially Useless. No spoilers, but I hope you guys like chipsticks
Ep. 7: A Very Crackhead Christmas
It's Christmas time babies! What better way to get into the holiday spirit than discussing Covid friendly family events and crack heads?
Ep. 5: Covid-19 "Plandemic" Conspiracy Power Hour
Do you think Covid was an accident? I bet you think the earth is round too... This week we get to the bottom of the mystery that is Covid-19 and find the one real theory that breaks the whole thing wide open!
Ep. 4: Bob's Hot Take Corner
Take some time for yourself and allow Robert Fetuccini Hermsmeyer III to open your mind to the thought possibilities that exist around us that we're too scared to consider for ourselves
Ep. 3: Did Bob Get the Covid?!
I really don't remember what we talked about this time around, but I know we definitely talked about Covid Era network television and Shakira for at least 20 minutes
Ep 2: No Mask, No Teeth
We talk about some big life developments, mask wearing "encouragement", and grocery store playlists
Ep. 1: Covid Coworker Surprise
Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of Essentially Useless: Tales from the Front Lines! We are Kevin and Bobby and we both risk our lives day in and day out to bring you what you need in these trying times. Us essential workers make up the backbone of this delicate society, and without us, the world as we know it would crumble to dust like the great ancient continent of Pangea did before us. Join us as we recount the stories from our daily lives as America's modern heroes, and enjoy your daily dose of schadenfreude!