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I wax poetic about Junichi Suwabe for about 2 minutes so I apologize in advance.

I’m apologizing for the delay but also for the fact that the animosity that I have for Kisaki will never falter.

Takemitchy ships Mitsuya and Hakkai…oh he also got absolutely WRECKED as well.

Denji: 1 | Katana Mans Balls: 0

Anya does everything EXCEPT actually study for her midterms. Yuri and Loid are rightfully frustrated.

Top anime betrayal of 2022 goes to…

In this episode we mourn the loss of Power and Denji…again…and again…and again.

TW/CW: Sosuke ‘dumb bitch’ Aizen and hurt with 0 comfort

A Haikyuu cosplayer literally obliterates the Tokyo Public Safety Devil Hunters. I really wish I was kidding.

I really wanna stay at your house…

In this episode, I lose faith in pretty much 97% of the soul society.

Power doesn’t shower, Aki is an orphan, Denji is thirsty, and Makima reigns supreme.

This episode is supposed to be about Bluelock but the way my ADHD is set up....

I believe in Denji's dreams to fondle tits and if anything, it's his right to. In this essay, I will-

Yuri would be an A+ character to simp for if not for the glaring issue of his attraction to his sister…

David’s future is looking bleak and the Edgerunners are deteriorating right before my eyes. I’m not okay.

David worries me and I feel like I know how this series is going to end and I'm not prepared.

Denji, Aki, and Power are the anime trio of my dreams.

Studio Trigger has another masterpiece on their hands.

Ichigo asked how does his getsuga tenshou taste.

If you’re not ready to live, breath, eat, sleep, and possibly shit soccer, than this anime is not for you.

The Forgers are back to shop for dogs while thwarting terroristic threats.

Gojo and Marin sitting in a tree.

Kitagawa has no shame and poor Gojo isn't going to be able to handle it at this rate.

Ayanakoji is the type of character you hate to hate. Also, Ibuki and Kei, for the love of God STAND UP.

Ryuen gets the ass beating of his life but unfortunately I couldn’t enjoy it because Ayanokoji scares me. DISCLAIMER: I was under the impression that episode 12 was the finale episode and learned after I this episode that there is a 13th episode this season. So another COTE update will be posted this Saturday.

Sumi may win the battle but Chizuru will (obviously) win the war of Kazuya’s heart.

Kei deserves better. Also Ryuen is awful (as always) Tarzan is back, and Ayanokoji is still emotionally constipated. TW/CW: mentions of torture methods and physical abuse at the 25:12 mark.

To any Ruka fans out there: I’m sorry in advance.

I have a new found like for Kei, I admit that Kushida is a good villain, and once again, Ryuen is scary.

Mami and Ruka duke it out and Chizuru and Kazuya are two dorks

Kushida and Ryuen make me viciously violent.

I know a filler episode when I see one.

Sumi is top 2 and she’s not number 2.

Kazuya does the bare minimal, Ruka should probably find a therapist, Nanami is still a bitch, and Chizuru deserves better.

Suzune stresses me out…

I recap season 2, episode 3 of Classroom of the Elite and forget how to pronounce ulterior.