Evan Diem's Joke Doctor

Things are gonna start being a little different around here. Different and shorter. We give our prediction for the new Scoochie Boochie album and discuss our upcoming Weird Al concert. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59CpJqCbxXs Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

Follow @Wandering_Kermit on IG even though he continues to claim innocence about his illicit relationship with Sarah's little sister. Also we go ridiculously deep on UFC 250 at the White House. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

RIP if cilantro tastes like soap and your pee smells like asparagus. Also it's the first episode recorded in Evan's new house! And the vibes are normal! Commission a custom Evan Diem CD, contact [email protected]. Sign up for weekly bonus episodes at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

The hosts are on vacation this week so here's a shorter, but extremely high impact episode with some of our best and most SNL-ready bits of all time. Bonus episodes every week Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us what YOU call italians to [email protected]

We speak EXTENSIVELY about Sex and the City 2, one of the worst + longest movies we've ever reviewed on this show. Bonus episode every thursday at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Send us snippets of poetry to [email protected]

We finally, and thoroughly, review the Quiz with Balls! And share jokes for kids with all you raw milk enjoyers. Send Evan a testimonial to [email protected] New Patreon Bonus Episodes every Thursday at least! Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Huge comedy news this week! License plates and house hunt and bumper stickers. Help us design bumper stickers! Email your ideas to [email protected] And announcing WEEKLY bonus episodes. It's the best time EVER to sign up to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We've done TWO HUNDRED of these and it's no big deal actually. Thank you for being here and supporting and listening most or even every week!! Sarah started a Substack so if you want to hit or read their poetry/essays sign up now! https://shahirahjadeed.substack.com/ Email us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Seinfeld in the modern day? A monster buddy roommate TV show? An emotional villain/hero scene? All this and more. Also Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to watch another of Sarah's poetry readings and email us [email protected]

POV: You're listening to a podcast and one of the members is afraid to pee the bed despite never doing it, and one of them has heard of a bunch of old men despite not being one (yet. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

We're back to dissecting worms, and giving a huge important comedic lifestyle update for one of our hosts. And the Venmo offer is still available if you email us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We have never experienced being high or near weed for very long but we LOVE funny numbers so here's our 420 Blaze it episode!! Listen all the way to the end to know what special thing to email us for a prize! [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Mary Poppins purists will not like this one, neither will fans of Donald Trump but that's pretty much true about all of these episodes. Email us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We're all about finding a home and finding The Homers. If you have a real estate agent who can help us find some Homers, let us know. Email us an F for Evan not having a house yet to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We FINALLY mourn Chuck Norris' jokes and how sort of repetitive and formulaic they are. Also there was 12 minutes of venting about driving in traffic that was removed from this episode and I just wanna be clear you're not missing anything. Email us your favorite Chuck Norris jokes but with a different figure to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Our first post-vasectomy episode and let's just say the structure got a little wacky this time. If you like Chuck Norris facts, wait for next time I guess because we talked for SO long about Mother https://www.instagram.com/rabeya.khat/ Also here's the fries/pasta video Evan references: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWMHpyqCko5/ Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us your favorite Chuck Norris jokes [email protected]

Evan's last episode before his vasectomy and it's really not that big of a deal. We read the last half of the rejected license plates for NYS. Email us positive vasectomy vibes to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Become the machine on YourAISlopBores.me which Sarah and Evan have been loving. Also should Sarah start a reaction youtube channel for building demolitions? Would you watch that? If you do, send us emails at [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to hear Evan's Desperate Housewives MASH.

Evan scoured the 2025 rejected NYS license plates and brings us the best near-misses you won't see on the street in the coming year. Also, whales aren't fish which is something almost all of us knew. Send us voicemails on [email protected] Get our phone number at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We talk about new scoochie boochie and also new slang but not the song by the shins, just what the kids are into. Email us how you feel about the dentist [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

You can't undo a child! So don't make them a habit! But Sarah will delete a dog if it pees in their house. Also listen to Evan's new single: Evandiem.Bandcamp.com Email us jokes about cold dog breeds: [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We get really chatty here partially because of our new obsession: NYT Crossplay. But we introduce a new segment for which we put our advanced understanding of queerness and gender to the side for a few minutes. So you know, we're really libbing out here. Email us your Crossplay names [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

First of all, we don't wanna see your baby until it's out of you. Second, are there things you wanna eat but you can't eat them because they're not food even tho they look delicious? Write in: [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Listen to Jordan Keyes' new (and old) EP here: https://open.spotify.com/album/3JOXeYSE76PbXU3Y030s2F?si=5Vit-tagSyajA5sXfEYMgQ

We finally cracked the code on the perfect joke structure. Also, we figured out what politicians should REALLY be doing. Keep emailing us baby basketball players [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Sorry this is a long one, we were just having such a good time recapping a bewildering open mic comedy experience we witnessed (and one very very big highlight). Also please email us [email protected] with ideas for basketball players if they were babies. Also if you get to the hour mark we do talk about cadavers so if you don't like that kind of chat, just a heads up. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

What's up Bip Nation there's a new update and you're gonna need to get it in order to understand all of our dope Bippy references. Also doctor's orders: please don't let your kids hit their heads really hard more than twice. Send us which one is your favorite to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We talk about media that people haven't thought about in a while, namely Bill O'Reilly and the youtube channel AVByte. Email us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Weoeahh blllp for listening and joining us on this journey for another year. We talk about DNA and exploding whales and play a new game! Bid for a bespoke episode by sending a money offer and reason why to [email protected] Patreon.com/jokedoctor for the full experience of Poetry for Neanderthals

It's a Christmas episode! Finally we're in the spirit or whatever. Also if you want a bespoke, cassette tape recording of an episode of Evan Diem's Joke Doctor, email us at [email protected]. Bidding starts at 200 US dollars. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Evan is 31 years old and he saw Scoochie Boochie in real life! However, he did not know what either of those things were like at time of recording this episode. Send in regional ice creams to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We're talking even MORE about southern comedy from the early 2000s but we're basically out of stuff to say on the subject of Larry the Cable Guy. But that means Jeff Foxworthy, you're the focus now. Watch out. Also, send ideas for prank calls and phone numbers of people we should prank to [email protected] Then listen to us do those prank calls on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Happy Thanksgiving from the foremost unproblematic Larry the Cable Guy reviewers in the modern comedy space. Email us your thoughts on Donkey vs Monkey vs Turkey to [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We're back with some hard-hitting jokes about President Bill Clinton and you'll never believe how many decades old they are even though they still hit. Also diversity is in again. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us your favorite Bill Clinton jokes [email protected]

Today we're reading from a Prairie Home Companion Joke Book, and they really TRULY know what their vibe is. A lot of HUMOR today more than comedy, especially with some selected readings from John F Kennedy. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

Honestly we recorded for like an hour and had so many COMPLETELY unrelated tangents, this is our most cut down episode perhaps ever. But the hits are all in. But you can listen to our chat about baseball on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Give us your baseball hottakes, especially if you're a new baseball fan: [email protected]

Extra long reviews and news today folks, there's just so much comedy out there! Email us [email protected] If you want to listen to 'Dad Heaven' on repeat, it will eventually be up on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Sign up now so you can get the goods when they're dropped.

This is the podcast for you if Sabrina Carpenter is great, physically, for you. (But not in the weird way, of course). Please sound off in our email ([email protected]) if you're a Repelican or a Democrab! Also, maybe some day get a flashdrive of our entire catalogue on a flash drive at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor!

If you're a real gasbag or smellfungus, we're going to shape up that milksoppy behavior as long as you're not too humbug and flibbertyjibbit to pay attention. Also, Evan cracks open the case for cancelling Twilight. Email us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Don't tell anyone, but we watched comedy! The comedians we mentioned were @mikepeterscomedian, @ginishglenn, @enckcomedy, @alanmoreaucomedy. Don't tell them we talked about them tho. If you're one of those people, email us [email protected]. Tell us your thoughts on our thoughts. Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Happy International Podcast Day! Tell your friends about this podcast and then say "no I swear it is actually good tho." Keep emailing us [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

This podcast is for people who think children should be kept safe and birds are so disgusting. If that's you, you've found the right place. Listen to me beat the case again on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

We maybe get carried away talking about goat yoga for longer than absolutely necessary, but we also put a lot of effort into a serious review of the film "Honey Don't." Also, if you think you can beat Evan at guessing punchlines, this is gonna be a high challenge rating episode for you. Email us your favorite bullshit white women do for "fun" and reasons why violence is justified at [email protected] Listen to Evan's second parking ticket hearing of the year at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Do you think Insane Clown Posse would like this podcast? I don't, and I also hope not. Sarah does a flawless 11-year-old Jerry Seinfeld monologue and we imbibe some really bonkers soda pops. Give Sarah money for their birthday on venmo: @Ssali98 Patreon.com/JokeDoctor Email us [email protected]

One of our most educational episodes ever I think. We get really fascinated by belly buttons, cults, pulp, and planetary rings. Also, debuting a new character: a fire and brimstone pastor who is clearly upset with his ex girlfriend. Go stream my album More to Read that came out 5 years ago! Email us your license plates and other thoughts: [email protected] Watch my standup on Patreon.com/jokedoctor

We were gonna review another Free Daps special but instead we talked about the meme recession and how Zendaya is Meechee couldn't have been made in 2025 (for many reasons one of which we don't cover.) Send us an Email: [email protected] Give Sarah $50,000 on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Evan comes out at the first TikTok content creator to ever do stand up comedy. Sign up to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to watch his full set AND listen to the unedited bracket tournament for what we're going to submit as the new name for the Syracuse Mets. Email us [email protected] what you think the TV show "Beauty and the Geek" is about. Also listen to this playlist for context on the Low Ceilings diss track Evan did for his friend's birthday: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CulkuqFcGL4EcjaXJyQrG?si=7feb181a69d24b61

Somehow this episode ending up being surprisingly pro-situational ableism and pro-texting-and-driving and we don't quite know how that happened. Also we watched The Naked Gun (2025) and it was very very good. Also Sarah has a sinus infection so please excuse any sniffs I missed removing.

We dip into the Seinfeld Chronicles to uproariously hilarious effect I'm sure. Email us jokes in iambic pentameter: [email protected] Listen to two siblings talk about stuff: Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Thanks to my mom for bringing up baseball butts, as always. Also, new segment just dropped with a new jingle, so that's fun. Email us buzzfeed quizzes you wanna hear us do: [email protected] Listen to more quizzes at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

We apologize for discussing the romantic undertones between Bee and Human Woman in Bee Movie. We kind of got carried away, but not in regards to the undertones, just on Bee Movie in general. Email us your thoughts on what Jerry Seinfeld has done: [email protected] Patreon.com/JokeDoctor