Every Word is Gross

We've got our 41st episode today framily!

What can I say, it's Season 2 Episode 16 y'all!

What's this? Another episode of EWIG, that's what!

Here for your listening pleasure is Season 2 Episode 14!

We've got Season 2 Episode 13 for you here!

Welcome to Season 2 Episode 12!

After an unannounced two-week hiatus, which we feel we deserved, we’re back! Jake was really tired this episode, Sarah was rather upset that she was relegated to the middle seat on the couch after losing in rock-scissors-dynamite, and Cameron hadn’t eaten dinner yet. The result is a barrage of chaotic energy, the “tired jollies,” and three gross words for you to enjoy.

Wow... This episode is a little off the rails. Come along for the ride for S2E10!

Welcome to EWIG! We've got a doozie for you today for S2E9.

We've got S2E8 brought to you by... us!

We've got S2E7 here for your listening pleasure!

If it ain’t broke, it might still be worth improving, but we’re not going to. No theme this time, just your regularly programmed linguistic distaste. For this week’s rendition of the pod, Cameron nearly forgets how to start an episode, Jake goes on a soccer tangent, and Sarah declares her distaste for a particular type of sandal.

We figured our chaos could use a little more organization, so here we present to you our first themed episode! Slang (a slang word meaning “short language”) is the highlight of this episode, though it may be the lowlight by the end of this. You tell us. Featured amongst typical antics, Jake shares some Gen Z slang knowledge, Sarah shares some regional dialectical word differences and Cameron shares an alternative to The Cameron Windup.

Somehow, despite being two seasons into this whole podcasting thing, Cameron, Jake, and Sarah start this episode by absolutely whiffing on the clap that syncs the audio recording with the video recording (if you haven’t already, make sure to check out the Every Word Is Gross YouTube channel). Once they get themselves sorted out, Cameron shares news that ISN’T a baby, Sarah lets us know she’s sensitive to the smell of earwax, and Jake describes his favorite way to antagonize his sister in the car.

Happy Mothers’ Day! Cameron, Jake, and Sarah take a moment to appreciate their mothers and share their Mothers’ Day plans before plaguing the ears of mothers around the globe with the scourge that is the English language. The episode starts with Jake forgetting his word and his phone, and then getting shamed for not talking loud enough. Sarah gives a crucial tip for keeping your kitchen less brown. Cameron laments the fact that Netflix doesn’t not have the full catalogue of Brooklyn Nine-Nine seasons.

Episode two of season two is here! And trust us, it only gets weirder from here. Cameron, Jake, and Sarah jump right into the deep end to start this episode with a technological and philosophical conversation about pictures. They also pick some words and fair warning: they’re gross. Interspersed between those picks, Cameron tries to claim he’s never licked cheese, Sarah goes on an *unsettling* tangent about beans, and Jake hangs out with ya boy Clif.

We hope your ears are hungry because season two is here! All three hosts are in the same room again which they celebrate the best way they know how - by linguistically grossing each other out. Jake leads off the episode by recounting his near-disastrous trip back from Florida, Sarah reveals the name of the voice in her head, and Cameron divulges the details of the time he was (kind of) on jury duty.

We've got episode 24 for you right here!

We've got another Dark Episode for you all today... Happy Thanksgiving!

We're feeling 22!

We've arrived at the legal drinking age!! Here is episode 21!

Here for you today is episode 20. Where is episode 19 you may ask? That was last week. Why didn’t we release it? Sarah dropped it in the Atlantic Ocean on her way to Germany. We’re upset about it too. This episode is just as good though because in between an assortment of shenanigans, tangents, and the customary technical difficulties, the gang picks some words. Amidst all that, Cameron struggles to understand trauma responses, Jake struggles to interpret his own pre-show notes, and Sarah struggles to remember the last time she actually used her word.

The wait is over! Episode 18 is here!

We've got a fun one for you this time around!

We start off episode 16 by giving you exactly what we know you want to hear: technical difficulties! Don’t worry, it’s more fun than it sounds. It’s fine. We’re fine. We do pick some gross words in this episode but also, Sarah tells us her son loves our “adult humor,” Cameron tells us a fun fact about an SNL sketch, Jake tells us flip flops suck, and the whole gang ventures into new territory at one point by having deep conversation about the world. Don’t worry, we also laugh a lot. It’s a good time, you should check it out

This is one crazy episode! We go all over the place with this one and we hope you enjoy it!

EWIG 14 - 42 Gross Words. That’s not a football score, that’s how many episodes we’re on and the total number of gross words we’ve picked, examined, and cringed at. You people seem to love it (or at least, tolerate it) so we’re gonna keep going. At some point in this installment, we choose 3 words. At other points, Sarah *almost* endangers Cameron via cookie, Cameron does some *spot on* impressions, Jake finds himself *snapping* a lot, and the gang sleuths out *exactly* who added Sarah’s husband into the group chat.

We would say it’s unlucky episode 13, but we attack your ears with gross words every week so isn’t every episode unlucky in that way? Maybe you’re unlucky to have found this podcast at all? Anyway, in this installment, Cameron declares this episode to be the start of something new, Sarah declares herself a Nihilist, Jake declares himself the better of the two Jakes, and the whole gang declares that pie is really really good.

Twelve. A dozen. Two six-packs. That’s how many episodes we have now. In this installment we introduce the first ever EWIG gross word bracket! Keep an eye on our socials to vote for what you think is the grossest word we have picked thus far. In other news, Sarah is skeptical of Mother Theresa’s advice, Jake keeps on leaving the room, and Cameron only safely makes it halfway through a safari!

We’ve got a doozie for episode 11! It’s our first episode back since Jake became a Flerida Man, Cameron discovers a golden nugget, and Sarah realizes what phase she says most on the pod!

Congratulations, you’ve won a bonus episode! For this week’s pod, we’re giving you some behind-the-scenes/pre-roll of Cameron, Jake, and Sarah before they recorded an actual episode. So, no word picks in this one, but listen along as the gang catches up with each other. Have fun hanging out with us!

Ye be warned: this one gets a little dark, a little weird, and rather gross, as always. It’s also an episode of lasts - we recorded it right after the last episode of Ted Lasso dropped (bummer) and it’s also the last episode recorded before Jake left for Florida (double bummer). Despite all of that, the gang finds a way to select some gross words for you in addition to Jake debating whether or not he would go crazy in a completely silent room, Cameron claiming the title of THE nerd of the group, and Sarah utterly refusing to say all three words in a sentence.

Okay, NOW it’s time for episode nine! In addition to their usual Ted Lasso discussion, the gang makes a number of references to previous EWIG episodes, see if you can count them all! Throughout the references and the picks, Sarah renames her dog, Jake rewrites a Justin Beiber song, and Cam once again finds a word with the longest imaginable definition on Urban Dictionary. Grab your popcorn and buckle in!

If you’re looking for episode nine…you won’t find it here because this is episode eight! At some point, Cameron, Jake, and Sarah pick some icky words, but they spend more time learning Cameron’s college racquetball career, exposing Jake’s former boss for repeatedly using a word very incorrectly, and learning about the way Sarah avoids complimenting babies.

Take me out to episode 7! Jake shares his thrilling minor league baseball game experience, Sarah shares her love for monastery architecture, and Cameron introduces a word with a gross suffix.

Hold onto your hats, it’s episode six! As our three hosts pick their words, they engage in their typical extracurricular discussions which this time includes Jake doing his best Matthew McConaughey impression, Sarah talking about how she named her dad’s leg, and Cameron making the outro sound like later times.

It’s a whole handful! Scattered amongst the picks Cameron explains his cheesy uncle joke, Jake reveals his visual disability, and Sarah does Spiderman a favor. Oh, and the gang ends up talking about Ted Lasso again.

Welcome to episode four! We’re back at the top of the order so Cameron leads us off with the picks. Throughout this episode the gang powers through minor technical difficulties, Jake learns a new diving technique for the pool, Cameron determines rule #1 that listeners should abide by, and Sarah offends another celebrity.

Strap in for episode three! Sarah leads off the picks this episode to make it one full trip around the couch. Somewhere along the way the three hosts actually choose some gross words but not before Jake reveals a mean nickname for his sister (sorry, Berkley) Sarah accidentally vandalizes a rental car (it was a long time ago) and Cameron doesn’t think vegetables taste like candy (but his sisters do?)

It’s episode two, yall! It’s like the Miss Congeniality of podcast episodes and to be honest, we’re surprised to have made it this far. In this one, you’ll hear another round of picks sprinkled in amongst Sarah making an important statement to a celebrity who definitely listened to episode one, Cameron falling just short of a proper bee phobia, and Jake apologizing to his mom.

It’s the inaugural episode of Every Word Is Gross! Cameron, Jake, and Sarah debut their first gross word selections in between discussions about the origin of EWIG, Amish butter, and what superlatives Jake won (or should have won) in his high school yearbook.