PODCAST · comedy
Everybody Is Awful podcast
by Jim Florentine
Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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Random Rants 5/18/26
Loud booms, Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Stories and a Woman posts on the Next Door App that she is looking for a good Mexican restaurant because she doesn't "want to waste money on a Taco."
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Awful Yelp Reviews 5/11/26
Loud Boom alerts, Mom of the week, and a bunch of babies bitching on Yelp that they didn't get there way. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com Coming to the following cities: Mrytle Beach, SC, Conroe, TX, Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Harrisburg and Erie, PA, Oveida, FL and more
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Awful Vanity Plates 5/4/26
Post Malone and Jelly Roll tour dates get cancelled, Pickleball plane crash and some terrible personalized license plates. Join Patren for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine
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Awful 80's Songs 4/20/26
Terrible songs palyed in stores and at gas pumps including Robert Plant Tall Cool One, Lenny Kravits Fly Away, Rod Stewart Rhythm Of My Heart and more. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com Join Patreon for an extra episode everty week at patreon.com/jimflorentine
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Random Rants 4/13/26
The public has had enough of Jason Kelce, a guy dies playing Pickleball, A Pickleball court closes do to noise complaints, The term Wheels Up when people post about their plane taking off sets Jim off.
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 4/6/26
Mom of the week, Never Happened Story and some Inspirational Quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Nashville, Tacoma and Spokane, WA, Tulsa and Oklahoma City, OK, Susanville, CA, Pottstown and Harrisburg, PA. Tickets: Jimflorentine.com
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 3/23/26
Inspirational quotes posted online that inspire nobody are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
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Awful Vanity Plates 3/16/26
2KEWL4U2, IMJSAYIN, FUSCHIA, PICKLER and more awful vanity plates are discussed. Join Patreon for an extra episode everyt week at Jimflorentine.com/Patreon Check out Jim's tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Nashville, TN, Susanville, CA, Flintstone, MD, Tulsa, OK, Oklahoma City, OK, Springfield, MO, Spokane, WA, Tacoma, WA, Erie, PA and more.
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Good Side Of Bad News 3/8/26
Woman kills both ex Husband's in one day, Woman farts on Husband's hand and he assualts her, Woman tries to take a pictute with herself next to a shark and she loses both hands and more.
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Random Rants 3/2/26
Mom of the week, Dad of the week and some Never Happened stories.
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Awful Dating Sites 2/23/26
One woman's dating profile sets Jim off.
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Awful Yelp Reviews 2/16/26
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Random Rants 2//9/26
Mom Of The Week, Never Happened Story, Jelly Roll and more.
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Random Rants 2/2/26
Nevr happened story, Dad of the week and grwon men taking pictures of themselves and posting them. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
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Random Rants 1/26/26
Mom of the week, Dad of the week, Never happened stories and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/Jimflorentine
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Mom's Of The Week 1/12/26
A bunch of Mom's looking for pats on the back for being a Mom are discussed.
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Awful Vanity Plates 1/5/26
NoKidz, Smile4me, Gitback and more horrific vanity plates are discussed. Sign up for Patreon for an extra episode each week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA
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Awful Yelp Reviews 12/29/25
Support our sponsor: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/EIA
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Awful Slang Words Part 2 12/22/25
More of listeners Top 5 lists of Awful Slang Words.
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Awful Slang Words 12/15/25
Listeners Top 5 Awful Slang Words discussed.
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Awful Slang Words 12/8/25
Landing The Plane, Lean In, Unpack, Broccoli Wokly, Car Freshy, Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy and more awful slang words are discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ hims.com/AWFUL
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Good Side Of Bad News 11/24/25
Only fans girl lands in the hospital after banging 583 guys in one day, Ozempic is making women's vaginas look old, and dad watches his daughters Only Fans videos. Join Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. coming to the following cities: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Key West, FL Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE Support our sponsor: Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/awful
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25
Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com. Coming soon to: Baltimore, MD Morris Plains, NJ Glenside, PA Dallas, TX Fort Worth, TX Omaha, NE
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Awful Vanity Plates 11/10/25
Dumb personalized plates like OMG YES, SELFIE, CHARCAGO, NAG, MATT JOE, YOUTUBE, XXX and more. Support our sponsor: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self at https://www.betterhelp.com/eia
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Halloween Outfits 11/3/25
Adults posting pictures of their Halloween Outfits.
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Never Happened Stories 10/27/25
Support our Sponsors: Support the show by going to http://hims.com/AWFUL for your personalized ED treatment options.
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Breast Cancer Awareness Month 10/20/25
Support our sponsor: Support the show & get a licensed therapist to help you reach your goals this World Mental Health Day. To get started & get 10% off your 1st month, go to https://www.betterhelp.com/EIA
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Construction Stories 10/13/25
Jim tells insane stories from when he used to work construction. Support our sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!
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Awful Baby Names 10/6/25
Hanley, Egwene and more awful baby names discussed. Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
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Random Rants 9/29/25
Super Bowl halftime show, Mom of the week is Alyssa Milano, and a Teacher gets busted for using fart spray at his High School.
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Awful Yelp Reviews 9/22/25
Mom of the week, Dad of the week, never happened story and more selfish people not getting their way and writing bad reviews to hurt businesses.
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Never Happened Stories 9/15/25
More lies exposed on todays Podcast. Support our Sponsors: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
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Awful Vanity Plates 9/8/25
Support our sponsor: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup
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Preview Of The Upcoming NFL Season 9/1/25
Review of the private Metallica show, End racism in the endzone, Male cheerleaders and the two most annoying people in the world are back as we review the upcoming season. Join patreon for an extra episode each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out my latrst comedy special You Can't Please Em' All at https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy Support our sponsers: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/AWFUL and use code AWFUL and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!
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Good Side Of Bad News 8/25/25
Kathy Griffin joined a dating website, Pickleball movie coming soon, Mom of the week, never happened story, Man sees Pink when he has an orgasm and a teacher has a students baby. Support our sponsor: Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 8/18/25
A post from the loneliest man on earth, Mom of the week, a never happened story, the awful Kelce brothers are back and we go over dumb inspirational quotes that inspire no one. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check oput my latest comedy special You Can't Please Em' All on my Youtube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/@JimFlorentineComedy All comedy tour dates at Jimflorentine.com
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Awful Yelp Reviews 7/21/25
Our Mom of the week segment is a BRAVE woman posting a naked pregnancy picture. A guy bitches about the food at an IHOP. Support our sponsor: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code AWFUL at https://www.sheathunderwear.com
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Random Rants 7/14/25
Support our sponsor: Support the show & start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
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Black Sabbath's last concert review 7/7/25
Review of the their last concert and also Jim's trip over to the UK. Join Patreon for extra episodes at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at jimflorentine.com Coming to Governers Bohemia, NY 7/11-12 Off the Hook Comedy Club Naples, FL 7/16-17 Primetime Comedy Club East Windsor, NJ 7/18
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Random Rants 6/30/25
We have some never happened stories, Mom of the week and some awful names for Softball teams and another brutal menu with some brutal names.
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Random Rants 6/23/25
Mom of the week segment, awful restaurant menu and more made up stories.
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Awful Vanity Plates 6/16/25
Dumb personalized plates like MS-BJS, JEDI-REY, ONLY-VNS, MOM-OF7 and more. Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates and merchandise. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Join and become a member on Youtube for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy.
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Awful Inspirational Quotes 6/9/25
Inspirational Quotes posted online that help no one. Also, new awful Machine Gun Kelly song and video discussed. Check out the video below: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DVbm9zeR0 Support our sponsor: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL
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Awful Dating Sites 6/2/25
More pathetic people posting dumb stuff on their dating profiles.
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Awful Baby Names 5/26/25
Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK, Birmingham, UK Bohemia, NY, Naples, FL and more. Support our Sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.
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Jim Florentine
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