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Everybody Ships Us
by Everybody Ships Us
Ahoy and welcome aboard to Everybody Ships Us, a podcast where best friends and hosts Shelley Norfleet and Bonnie Dolan fulfill their family’s favorite ‘ship and date for one hour each week in their living room! Because what is dating if not investing your time, your energy, and your heart into a relationship with your favorite person? Shelley and Bonnie chat, play games, get vulnerable, navigate through conflict, make up stupid songs, lean on each other for advice and comfort, and learn to be better life partners to each other. And who knows... maybe they’ll fall in love along the way! Produced by their beloved stuffed seagull Jeremy, Everybody Ships Us is a chaotic and beautiful journey you won’t want to miss!
Episodes
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Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 2
Neighbor Bailey Coleman (she/her) returns for Part 2 of her Third Wheel date with Shelley and Bonnie in the living room! Bailey gives tips for joining a new group full of people that know each other well already, shares what it’s like for her to renew her love for dance side by side with one of…
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Third Wheelin’ with Neighbor Bailey, Part 1
She’s been here before, but now it’s all about her - Neighbor Bailey joins Shelley and Bonnie in the living room for our first Third Wheel date of year 2 of the podcast! In addition to being our cherished pal, neighbor, and recently-promoted Assistern, Bailey Coleman (she/her) is a performing...
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Mail With Jeremy: Lucky Little Nepo Babies
Keeping it high and tight like always, Bonnie, Shelley, and Assistern Bri join Jeremy to open some more of your Mail! Assistern Bri has a bone to pick with the team for replacing her with Assistern Bailey, Bonnie and Shelley are suffering greatly due to their social media punishments, and all of...
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It’s Our 50th Date Episode-iversary
Pop the champagne, because it’s celebration time! Shelley and Bonnie have gone on 50 official podcast dates, with the help of Jeremy, Assistern Bri, Andy, Schmengie, and YOU - our beloved listeners! Our hosts take a look back and share their favorite moments - and some not-so-favorite moments…
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Mail With Jeremy: Woodcock O'Clock
Jeremy is back to help hosts Shelley, Bonnie, and Assistern Bri open more Mail from listeners! It is an exciting day in the living room as the ESU team gets their first package to open! Bonnie commits mail fraud, Bri shops at Mervyn’s, Shelley falls in love with Jackson Wang in a brand-new…
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Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Prankster’s Life for Smee
Shelley’s mom’s cat Sméagol is here and boy, is she intent on being heard on the podcast! Shelley gives an update on how petsitting for this prankster cat is going, Bonnie wonders why humans haven’t “evolutioned out” our need to drink water, and both of our hosts talk in too much detail about a...
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The Higher The Furniture, The Closer to God
Breaking news! The famed yellow chair of all episodes past has broken, so it has become Floor Chair - and thus, a theory about socioeconomic status and furniture height develops. And honestly, Shelley and Bonnie are pretty convinced it holds water. Neighbor Bailey gets a new title, Assistern...
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Come Together on an Iceberg
We’re back, baby! The voyage continues as Bonnie and Shelley deepen their relationship with a little catch-up, a little mind meld, and then a little new segment to get the new year starting right! Our hosts dream up new spin-off podcasts, rename all four seasons, and get really vulnerable… about...
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Friendship's Afoot
The last couple of dates have been quite vulnerable, so on today’s episode, our hosts dig into chaotic idiocy! The new year is fast approaching, so in the spirit of reinvention, Shelley and Bonnie take a career aptitude test in a FOMAEOTQAPT segment to see what jobs they’d have in another life!...
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Earning Our Wine Wings
It’s confession time! Which of our hosts lies to her friends to get out of consequences? Which host has been ghosting her therapist? Which host films themselves crying to make a tiktok? Which host really loves the sound of the “empty trash” on a Mac computer? Plus, our hosts talk about how the...
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Mail With Jeremy: Jeremy on the Mic!
You asked… and Jeremy answers! That’s right - all questions in this very special episode are for Jeremy, and his responses? They will absolutely shock you. What is Jeremy looking forward to in his second year of opening our Mail? Which of his cousins would Jeremy smash? And which of us would…
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Love is Our Final Destination
Have you ever had anxiety about being skinned alive, or perhaps impaled by a jousting stick? You’re in great company. Bonnie and Shelley discuss all the different “Final Destination”-style experiences that keep them up at night during this living room date! Next up, Question 17 in the list of 36...
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One Year Aboard the U.S.S. ESU
Shelley and Bonnie have been podcast dating for a whole year, which is cause for celebration - and wine! Join our hosts and Assistern Bri as they get tipsy and relive Bon’s epic 32nd birthday party, fix each other’s emotional issues, and strategize for the bloodbath that was trying to secure…
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Mail With Jeremy: Late Birds Didn’t Get the Worm
More of YOUR questions are answered today on Jeremy’s spinoff podcast to Everybody Ships Us! We realize the pod has gone global as we answer a question from a fan from England, Shelley gets a free water bottle from her bank, Bonnie reveals how she came to study acting, Bri makes Bonnie and…
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Heffalumps, Woozles, and FOMAEOTQAPTs
Assistern Bri joins Shelley and Bonnie for their date this week to dole out some serious punishments after our hosts missed the mark on more than one challenger. Oops! Bonnie, Shelley, and Bri rank their must-have friendship values using Fruit Rules, reason how everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood…
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Mail With Jeremy: BriTweeting
Your burning questions about Everybody Ships Us are answered in this companion podcast, Mail With Jeremy! What fictional character would Shelley and Bonnie most want to interview? What do our hosts think these Les Mis lyrics mean? And how truly flawless are our flawless improvising skills? All…
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String Cheese Theory
Have you seen Lethal Weapon? Because Bonnie definitely has, and on this week’s date, she tells Shelley all about the plot, characters, and famous dialogue in an impromptu segment of Shel and Bon Making Wild Accusations About Movies They Haven’t Watched! Also in this episode, Shelley recounts how...
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Mail With Jeremy: A Pizza Secret Come Home to Roost
Tensions are high in the living room between Assistern Bri and literally everyone else on the pod! A long kept secret drives a wedge between Bri and Bonnie, an empty promise puts Bri and Jeremy on the rocks, and both Shelley and Bonnie insult a place that Bri has come to love. On a lighter note,...
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Poppin' Toast
Shelley and Bonnie don’t have a whole lot of time for their date this week, so they pour themselves some iced coffee and watermelon tea and sit down for a little chat! On the docket for their coffee date: Shelley goes on an anxiety errand for tiny makeup, Bonnie accidentally trips on legal drugs,...
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Third Wheelin' with Andres Paul Ramacho, Part 2
Voice actor, performer, and mental health advocate Andres Paul Ramacho (he/him; The Way of the Househusband, Gomorrah, Love Tactics) joins Shelley and Bonnie in the living room for part 2 of our latest Third Wheel date! Andres shares behind the scenes stories from recording the voice of Masa in…
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Third Wheelin' with Andres Paul Ramacho, Part 1
The man. The myth. The legend. We here in the living room are SO JAZZED to have voice actor, performer, mental health advocate, and all-around great human Andres Paul Ramacho (he/him; The Way of the Househusband, Gomorrah, Love Tactics) with us on the pod for our latest Third Wheel date! Andres...
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Lefty, the Little Swan Boat That Could
Bonnie and Shelley are back with Assistern Bri after taking the Enneagram test to find out what it all means! How do their personality types interact with each other, and what are some trouble spots they can be more aware of? We also receive an update on our hosts’ swan boat date (that did not go...
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Mail With Jeremy: This Episode Is Not a Spider
In this Q&A with Shelley, Bonnie, Assistern Bri, and Jeremy, our hosts cover the gamut of topics! What is and what is not a spider? How far away is Paris? What’s the best Mexican candy? Is there a Prince Albert Island? And did Shelley and Bri actually waterboard Bonnie? (That last answer is a...
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Double Datin’ With Assistern Bri’s Parents (Lori and John Morgan), Part 2
Lori Morgan (she/her) and John Morgan (he/him), AKA Assistern Bri’s parents, are back for Part 2 of their double date to play a competitive round of The Newlywed Game! Can Shelley and Bonnie come out on top over an actual married couple? Will Lori and John remember the title of their wedding…
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Double Datin' with Assistern Bri's Parents (Lori and John Morgan), Part 1
Lori Morgan (she/her) and John Morgan (he/him), AKA Assistern Bri’s parents, join Shelley, Bonnie, and Bri in the living room for a hilarious double date! We hear Lori & John’s relationship story from meeting to marriage in a fun twist on the 4 Minute Life Story segment, challenge their claim…
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She's a 9, But...
Bonnie and Shelley catch up on all things this week, including Bonnie’s new haircut (finally!), Shelley's new Sharpie tattoos, and pet sitting for their two new furry besties. Our hosts wonder about the origins of the word “scronch” and which Lord of the Rings movie Smaug is from. Also, on…
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Mail With Jeremy: Too Many Birds
It’s the debut of the official recorded Mail With Jeremy theme song, performed by the Diamonds and produced by Andy Carter (the only Andrew we remotely trust, and even then he’s on thin ice)! Bonnie, Shelley, and Jeremy become relationship mediators in today’s Mail, as listener Alexis wants to…
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Here's Looking at You, Sophie
Another date, another fit of uncontrollable laughter! On today’s living room date, Shelley has an unfortunate mix-up - which leads our hosts to reimagine the plots of many beloved classic movies. Shelley and Bonnie check in about their challenger from Marley Balin, Bonnie asks for advice about...
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Mail With Jeremy: Bradley Whitford Loves Us and Jeremy
Mail With Jeremy is back! Your Everybody Ships Us hosts, Bonnie and Shelley, answer YOUR fan questions and respond to YOUR hate mail! In this episode, Bonnie and Shelley get a piece of mail from Bradley W., who is most definitely probably Bradley Whitford, about how to relax after a stressful…
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Fruit Rules
On today’s date, Shelley measures her balls and bones, Bonnie gets stressed about picking up paint from Home Depot, and our hosts establish a binding ranking system that we’ve dubbed “Fruit Rules.” Shelley has the depressing realization that she’s in her late 20’s, Bonnie begs people to reveal...
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Third Wheelin' with Marley Balin, Part 2
Marley Balin (she/her) is back to play a hilarious few rounds of the Red Flags Game! And this time, we mashed it together with Bang, Marry, Kill to create a truly chaotic game that you can play along with while you listen. And a last-minute lightning round paints the trio into some tricky…
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Third Wheelin' with Marley Balin, Part 1
Marley Balin (she/her) is an undergraduate student studying speech-language pathology and joins Bonnie and Shelley for a hilarious chat in the living room. Marley, a twin born on Christmas Eve who is in a band with her fiancé, tries to say she’s not that interesting, which our hosts find…
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Buff Daddy Handel
Shelley and Bonnie are back on their bullshit, looking up pictures of Carrot Top, discovering their friendship colors, and reacting to their first magazine feature. Our new favorite segment, FOMAEOTQAPT, returns with a bang, as our hosts take a personality quiz that Bonnie invented and wrote down...
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Updates from the Sick Bay
*Content warning: this episode discusses gun violence, as one of us has a personal connection to a mass shooting that happened on May 15, 2022. Listeners should proceed at their own discretion from 00:27:08 til the end of the episode. Shelley and Bonnie give some important updates in this…
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Baroque Bitches
Shelley and Bonnie have a mission in this episode: actually only talk for an hour this time, and take no extra time for tangents! Will they make it? (Spoiler: … nope. But they got close!) Our hosts discuss what early dating activities are their favorites, muse on whether Baroque was the name of a...
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Third Wheelin’ with Assistern Bri
You asked… we answered! Our beloved Assistern Bri Chappelear (she/her) is our Third Wheel for this date… officially, this time ;) We get to know our lovely production assistant in a much more intentional way, finding out what life was like for her growing up as a farmer, the qualities of her most...
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Cool Story-in-4-Minutes, Bro
Shelley and Bonnie really tried to make this date quick, but - as always - it did not go according to plan. Instead, our hosts explore tangent after tangent, telling the story of what happened at Ami’s 2-on-1 birthday wine tasting trip, discussing mail anxiety, and pulling up a pee color chart to...
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Lying is Fine and You Should Do Meth
First of all, definitely let your kids listen to this episode, because Shelley and Bonnie are dishing out GREAT advice for everyone! Our hosts find out their astrological compatibility in a new segment - very appropriately called “Finding Out More About Each Other Through Quizzes and Personality...
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Soup du Jour
On the menu for today: Shelley has been having soup every day for a month, Bonnie definitely knows what bird legs are called, and both consider what reality dating show they’d be cast on. After creating new Doritos flavors and discussing being each other’s emergency contact, our hosts tackle a...
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Our Cute Little Purge Day
This living room date conversation runs the gamut of topics - why hands are hot, “The Godfather” quotes, how to play the bagpipes, and for what in their lives Shelley and Bonnie are most grateful. In addition to playing a hilarious new game called the Whisper Challenge, our hosts follow a...
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Third Wheelin’ with Alexandra Billings, Part 2
Alexandra Billings (she/her/they/them) returns with Shelley and Bonnie for part 2 of our Third Wheel date! Alex tells us about important relationships in her life, from one of her best friends, Ginger Spice, to her wife, Chrisanne, and how those relationships shifted and changed over the years.…
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Third Wheelin’ with Alexandra Billings, Part 1
Alexandra Billings (she/her/they/them), actor, singer, activist, Shelley’s Boss, and now published author, joins Shelley and Bonnie in their living room! Alex helps us play a game variant called “One Truth, One Lie,” moderates a therapy session with a squirrel, and discusses how to take a bra off...
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Third Wheelin' with Jessie Santiago, Part 2
Part 2 of our Third Wheel Date with Jessie Santiago is here! Our favorite hair expert joins Shelley and Bonnie to play a truly revelatory game of Which Would You Choose, in which we learn quite a lot about each other. Would we choose to be aliens or robots? To be infamous or forgotten forever? To...
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Third Wheelin' with Jessie Santiago, Part 1
Jessie Santiago (she/her), artist, Reiki master, and owner of queer hair hotspot Salon Benders in Long Beach, joins us on the pod today to share her journey to a place of loving and honoring her truest self within her relationships - platonic and romantic! Jessie answers our hosts’ burning...
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High Water or Hell
Have you ever asked your best friend why you’re going to hell? Well, we have… now! Shelley and Bonnie put each other on blast in this episode and reveal the worst things they’ve ever done to earn them a spot in hell. Assistern Bri doesn’t escape the heat in this one either, as both Bonnie and...
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The Stateroom Swap
It’s the long-awaited return of fan-favorite game One Minute Scavenger Hunt! Shelley and Bonnie race against time to bring back themed treasures from their rooms to win points - all in the hopes of meeting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Our hosts seek advice from each other about dating and about...
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Mail With Jeremy: The Rarest Bird, or Fun Facts About Janine Boatcaptain
What’s the difference between a sloop and a schooner? What’s Shelley’s favorite episode of Psych? How does Tom Hanks write emails? And who is Janine Boatcaptain?! All that and more is answered in this chaotic episode of Mail With Jeremy! Also in this episode - the debut of our new Mail With…
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When Fools Find Gold
In this episode of Everybody Ships Us, both Bonnie and Shelley reveal the results of their songwriting challengers for each other - with absolutely incredible results (I mean, Shelley literally wrote a Flan Song!). Shelley asks for advice on flirting, and both of our hosts dream of their perfect...
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Double Datin' with Anatasha Blakely and Jacob Sorling, Part 2
Anatasha Blakely and Jacob Sorling are back, and the epic showdown is on! Which couple is objectively superior? Who will have to move out of their apartment as punishment for losing The Newlywed Game? What flavor of ice cream do Jacob and Shelley bond over loving? Will Tasha ever write the...
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Double Datin' with Anatasha Blakely and Jacob Sorling, Part 1
It’s our first double date, and improv duo Buddy Puzzle is here to amp up the fun! Anatasha Blakely and Jacob Sorling (actors, directors, writers, producers) join Shelley and Bonnie on location at their hotel room in LA to talk about how they met (hint: it’s adorable), maintaining their…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Ahoy and welcome aboard to Everybody Ships Us, a podcast where best friends and hosts Shelley Norfleet and Bonnie Dolan fulfill their family’s favorite ‘ship and date for one hour each week in their living room! Because what is dating if not investing your time, your energy, and your heart into a relationship with your favorite person? Shelley and Bonnie chat, play games, get vulnerable, navigate through conflict, make up stupid songs, lean on each other for advice and comfort, and learn to be better life partners to each other. And who knows... maybe they’ll fall in love along the way! Produced by their beloved stuffed seagull Jeremy, Everybody Ships Us is a chaotic and beautiful journey you won’t want to miss!
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