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Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard.
by (AR+IO) Eisel Mazard
The podcast for truths too terrible to tell: things you'll never hear on "The History of Comedy Podcast", "Doomed Republic", or à-bas-le-ciel!
Episodes
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Plutarch 02: Romulus and the Rape Culture of Rome.
If the title is too shocking for you, keep in mind: they don't exactly call it "the arranged marriage of the Sabine women."Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different...
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Social Media Addiction Doesn't Exist, You Do.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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Lindsay Clancy: Antidepressants Don't Work.
Now this… THIS is why everyone hates Eisel Mazard! Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts…
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Plutarch 01: Virtue is Not Virtue Therefore it is Called Virtue.
THESEUS. Episode 01 of a series on Plutarch's Lives, reading the whole thing, from start to finish. And quite possibly by the end I'll be fluent in Finnish. (For totally unrelated reasons, I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING FINNISH.)#ancientgreece #ancientrome #ancientgreek #ancientlatin #classics #booktube...
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Quitting Video Games to Read Plutarch's Lives. Again. ;-)
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings).https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/postsAR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and Informed...
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Don't Stop Reading: from a "gym bro" who spends all his time chasing women half his age.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings).https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/postsAR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and Informed...
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Diet, exercise, sex and language education: learning by instinct, calling it science.
This was uploaded to my language learning channel ("The Monolingual Polyglot") under the slightly more provocative title, The Polyglot Scam: "Days and Words." @daysandwordsFind me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but...
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Josh Menchions: the King of Comedy. In Newfoundland.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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The internet is a blank sheet of paper: you can learn A LOT from a blank sheet of paper.
The moral of the story here is that youtube is really just a blank sheet of paper: you can learn a lot from working with it, or you can squander the opportunity, learning nothing at all. Originally uploaded as a livestream (on à-bas-le-ciel) under the title, "Theo Slade: it's always unreasonable…
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Forgetting is about freedom from the past (including forgetting the languages you've learned)
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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The Rejection of Philosophy Becomes a Philosophy Unto Itself: Plato, Buddhism, Nihilism.
On à-bas-le-ciel: LINK: https://youtube.com/live/t6vBgeJRiyI On Eisel Mazard, Monolingual Polyglot: LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tY7o0cE-sk Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different...
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Television Made You Retarded: Learning Another Language WON'T HELP.
The longest 15 minutes of your whole entire life. ;-) #polyglot Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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Learn as Few Languages as Possible: the Monolingual Polyglot.
On the psychology of language learning and the biological limits to the philosophy of education, this is a video indirectly inspired by Lindie Botes' resolution to learn "12 languages for 2020", link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ODo_fABYac Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both…
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The Positive Part of Being a Polyglot: the Banal and the Profound.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings).https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/postsAR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and Informed...
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I learned Chinese in six months BUT EVILDEA CAN'T!
The first ten minutes of this consists of genuinely new content, with some genuine reflections on my personal life that will interest longstanding viewers of my channel even if they're not interested in learning Chinese. The final 12 minutes are a remix of an old video (that you may or may not be...
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Are you reading for the sake of the book, or for the better person you'd want to be... ?
Here's the link to the article, if you want to "read along": https://a-bas-le-ciel.blogspot.com/2026/04/are-you-reading-for-sake-of-book-are.html The difficult-to-spell youtube channel mentioned in the first few minutes = @eumieverse Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide...
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Learning a New Language Ruined My Marriage.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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Redefining the Life of the Mind: Nihilism and/or/as Education.
The first few minutes of the video refer to "Evildea" —spelled just the way it sounds— who is a professed expert in Esperanto and Toki Pona, I will have you know. This was first uploaded to Eisel Mazard: Monolingual Polyglot. LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HhTV8jxCR4 Some number of…
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University: Practical Nihilism about Higher Education. #polyglot
This… THIS is why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. ;-) Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts…
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Nihilism and the Philosophy of Language, Free Will and Determinism.
A New Definition of "Linguistic Nihilism". Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO...
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The Importance of Being Monolingual: the Gigachad Polyglot Perspective.
The #1 vibes-based language education channel on the internet. You realize. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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My life is just one sex scandal after another, apparently.
This one is on "Eisel Mazard: Monolingual Polyglot" the youtube channel, and "Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard" the podcast, but not on à-bas-le-ciel. LINK: https://youtu.be/bJk8AJde9uY
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The Anti-Philosophy of the Monolingual Polyglot: Linguistic Nihilism 101.
Perhaps the ultimate example of my motto, "HOW NOT WHY". ;-) Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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The Monolingual Polyglot: Eisel Mazard.
Learning a New Language for All the Wrong Reasons. An imperfect parallel to my "dramatic return" to ASOIAF youtubing, I'd point out that quite a few of you started following me for precisely content of this kind… EVEN IF YOU'D RATHER NOT ADMIT IT NOW, IN RETROSPECT. ;-) Escapism, political...
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A Lottery: Elite Education in the Western World.
This one has interesting connections to what I've published in all three books, so far: (1) No More Manifestos, obviously, (2) Future of an Illusion, cryptically, and (3) Blood in the Snow, positively esoterically. Nobody will recognize what I'm doing (in these decades) as the proposal of a new...
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I think it's natural that people hate me. #Socmas
Socrates died for your sins, and unlike Jesus or Santa Claus or whatever, he had the good taste and refinement to stay dead, so that we could all keep on sinning. #vegan #vegans #veganism #veganmovement #veganfuture Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for...
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Pretendian Politics: Thomas King v Jesse Wente.
With supporting roles for Michelle Latimer, Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond and Buffy Sainte-Marie. This… THIS is why everyone hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings)....
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Ecology and Ego: Veganism and False Humility.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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Being an Intellectual: How Not Why.
The ultimate "how not why" video, concluding with an admission that I can't answer the latter question. And, perhaps, the ultimate "meaning of life" video as well. This was remixed from a recording in 2018, and to paraphrase 50 Cent only slightly, "I AIN'T CHANGED". #quitvideogames #quiteverything
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Getting Away with Murder: Black Hammer's Augustus Romain (Gazi Kodzo)
Here's my blog: https://a-bas-le-ciel.blogspot.com/2025/10/black-hammers-long-shadow-or-growing.html Here's my Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ Here's Melissa's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@heimudan/videos Oh, yeah, and I do have a Patreon, where you can actually talk to…
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Youtube is dead: the lost avant garde of intellectual dissent on the internet.
Implicitly, this is a significant contrast to my old "manifesto" titled On Community, although it does not address the thesis of that video, directly, in any way: if you regard this as a manifesto, it is addressed to the youtuber (or podcaster) as a solitary intellectual dissident, cultural…
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Escaping the Cult of Happiness: who you are is what you make excuses for.
The excuses are harder to quit than the thing itself, bro. This… THIS is Why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings)....
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On being offensive intentionally: are you a comedian or a crossing guard?
"Offending people, being offended, it's not some kind of minor footnote to what comedy, social satire and politics are all about: it's a really important, central, integral part of what we're doing in comedy." This… THIS is Why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on...
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To tell the truth: politics, persuasion & personal compromise.
This… THIS is Why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO...
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Polyamory is discredited by its proponents, not its critics.
Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto "Active Research and...
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Sex and the narrowing of the middle aged mind.
Is it better to be hated for being honest about things nobody else is ever honest about, or because (through your very act of encouraging people to live "the life of the mind") you end up drawing them into a position of reflecting on the extent of their own self-hatred —and their squandered...
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The Insanity of the Alt-Right: Nihilism vs Neo-Nazis.
I do have a separate channel called "Nihilism Now"… and yet another channel dealing with veganism called "à-bas-le-ciel"… but this… THIS… is Why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but...
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Inbreeding & Intelligence: why "everyone" thinks I'm racist.
This is a comedy channel. An extremely serious comedy channel, but nevertheless… Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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How to be smart: a guide for stupid people (or anyone trying to improve their intelligence)
This… this is why everyone hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO...
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Jordan Peterson is not a genius: brain damage, bible bashing and scientific racism.
The old "equal opportunity" vs. "equality of outcomes" conundrum. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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Prostitution in Principle, Pornography in Practice: the Philosophy and Politics of OnlyFans.
Shout out to Ghostface. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/ https://www.patreon.com/c/a_bas_le_ciel/posts AR+IO abbreviates the motto...
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Polyamory Hell Book Review Condom Club, Episode 1: Escape from Gor.
ESCAPE FROM GOR! Alternative titles include: • Gor & the Goreans: the Anti-Feminist Fantasy that Became… Slavery. • The Politics of Being Pro-Slavery in the 21st Century: "GOR". • Delusions of Gor: Interviews with John Norman on the Gorean Philosophy. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon....
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I am more attractive than you, it's genetic, don't blame me, I was born this way
It ain't tricking if you got it, and it ain't narcissism if you flaunt it. #GenesNotMemes #Vegan #Comedy Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings)....
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The American Empire with the Mask Off: the Canadian Empire with the Mask On.
Episode thirteen (AR+IO-013). Let us be blunt: if Quebec has the right to establish its independence by a referendum, then the Crimea does, too —along with the Donbas (Donetsk and Luhansk) and Taiwan and everyone else, everywhere else. If not, we're back to the phony sovereignty (and even phonier...
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Elon Musk: Hero of Mars.
Would you rather be a hero on Mars or a villain on Earth? Would you rather be a captain of industry or a conspirator on Capitol Hill? Elon Musk doesn't have to choose. Yet. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but...
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Gendergeddon Ground Zero: Transgender Politics in Donald Trump's 21st Century
Testosterone is a mind-altering drug. This… this is why everyone hates Eisel Mazard. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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Your dog hates you, your cat hates you, and Unnatural Vegan hates me, too.
This… THIS is why everyone hates Eisel Mazard. The only vegan perspective on the domestication of animals. The only one. Pets and "Petism": the single most divisive issue in the vegan movement —and the problem most likely to get you kicked out of it. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon....
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Reddit vs Reality: the ongoing conspiracy to put Melissa in a straitjacket for speaking her mind.
Including the true story of how (not why) my youtube channel was censored and deleted! In contrast to the conspiracy theorists amongst the Redditors, here is the strange fate of à-bas-le-ciel, as never told before! Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for…
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Autism and Mass Murder: Let's Get Real About Mental Disability
This… this is why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. In only 40 minutes. BUT IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE LONGEST 40 MINUTES OF YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings)....
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Marijuana Causes Brain Damage: Scientific Facts Everyone Hates Me for Mentioning.
This… this is why Everyone Hates Eisel Mazard. Did you think it would take less than an hour? Find me on Instagram. Support me on Patreon. Both will provide notifications for new podcast episodes (not just "here", but under many different headings). https://www.instagram.com/a_bas_le_ciel/...
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The podcast for truths too terrible to tell: things you'll never hear on "The History of Comedy Podcast", "Doomed Republic", or à-bas-le-ciel!
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