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everything is cancelled.
by Albert & Elijah
Literally, everything is cancelled. Tune in to hometown besties Albert Gladson & Elijah Sharp as they shade everyday life, pop culture, & more. everything is cancelled is a safe space for all over sharers, complainers, and queer-folk alike. Don’t worry— it isn’t all bad! At the end of every episode Albert & Elijah will each share one SLAYYY of the week. so grab a snack, your immunity stick, and get ready to complain with us. instagram: @evrythngiscancelled
Episodes
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episode 19: we have severe identity issues
In this episode, Albert and Elijah talk about getting curved by a hookup, the Real Housewives, and touching brains in elementary school. It's group therapy this week, y'all. Follow the show on Instagram: https://instagram.com/evrythngiscancelled
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episode 18: cis-het men are the problem
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode does involve discussion of SA/R*pe. Everything Is Cancelled is back, after a 2 week hiatus! This week Albert & Elijah dive into how bizarre a life without an inner monologue must be, and how treacherous cis-het (white) men are.
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episode 17: i want to be famous
Here’s a treat— this week Albert & Elijah kiki for almost half the episode! Later in the episode Albert talks about exercise and how difficult it can be to get motivated. Elijah opens up about his desire to perform and work a f*ckin crowd. To wrap this episode up the gays slay Rupaul’s Drag Race...
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episode 16: elijah is in tinder jail
This week is the super special New Years edition of Everything is Cancelled! Spoiler alert -- this episode has little to do with New Years. Albert and Elijah commiserate over the shortcomings of Tinder, and recount their New Year's Eve experience. They also discuss Jamie Lee Curtis and her...
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episode 15: Jesus was seen
On this episode Albert & Elijah celebrate getting new microphones for christmas! They open up by discussing their holiday before moving onto this week’s cancel; RIGHT WING FREAKS! They end on a positive note, slaying water picks & M&P Presents: A Drag Queen Christmas. Be sure to follow Everything...
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episode fourteen: the christmas holi-slay spectacular
Get into the Christmas spirit with Albert & Elijah in this super special Christmas episode! This week, the two of them discuss all things holidays and share their opinions on gift-giving, Christmas flavors, and the politics of Grindr. Elijah tells us how he ruined Christmas for his grandmother…
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episode thirteen: happy birthday Mr. Ger
This week Albert & Elijah talk about caesar salad, cl*t suckers, internet scammers, and coo-coo banana healthcare workers.
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episode twelve: eatin' beans at rockafella centa
In this episode, Albert and Elijah chat about the times they frewed up, debate about food (once again), and reminisce on high school. Albert airs his grievances with people who won't leave him alone, and Elijah laments people with poor social awareness. The two of them share their experiences in...
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episode eleven: pepsi killed michael jackson
Tune in this week as Albert & Elijah discuss sickness, Thanksgiving, drunk texting, and what REALLY happened to Michael Jackson.
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episode ten: “Greta Thunberg needs to shut the f*ck up”
This week Albert and Elijah talk about gender reveals, iPad kids, and what kind of parent they hope to be. Albert cancels the cold weather, and comes out as a climate denier. Elijah cancels the Titanic… because it’s dumb as a bitch. They talk about how painful it is for a show that you love to…
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episode nine: the downfall of scientologists and male rappers
On this week’s episode Albert and Elijah talk about cults, music, and play a game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.
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episode eight True Life: i found an earring in my pizza hut pizza.
On this episode Albert & Elijah kiki while talking about their Halloweekend outing. Elijah tells a few stories about his recent encounters with spiders, and Albert spills on a strange encounter at a local Pizza Hut. This week a series of questions are asked that we may never learn the answer to;...
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episode seven: all hallow’s weave with Jessie J
BOO BITCH, it’s All Hallow’s Eve! This week on Everything Is Cancelled, the ghouls talk all things Halloween. Albert and Elijah discuss candy, costumes, Halloween parties, and haunted houses all while cackling like witches and cutting up to the Monster Mash. Jessie J stops by as Everything Is...
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episode six: BOYS, BOYS, BOYS
*This episode is for mature audiences only* This week on the pod, Albert and Elijah discuss relationships! They cancel guys that have lead them on, and Elijah opens up about his dating curse. After the break Albert cancels pet names and that conversation turns into a shallow dive into a few…
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episode five: emotions, specifically disgust towards a low vibrations plate
This week Elijah and Albert discuss the way music can evoke emotion (specifically the sad ones). Albert is not a fan, but Elijah enjoys the fantasy of being sad when Adele starts bumpin. Thanksgiving is near, and they have one rule; QUEEN PLATES ONLY. They celebrate the fading life of Wendy...
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episode four: BILLS BILLS BILLS, a toothless rent strike
this episode of everything is cancelled is (somewhat) short & sweet. albert just got his wisdom teeth out and elijah is well, lazy. these gays have decided that bills, bills, bills are cancelled. all of em. student loans, rent, utilities, car notes, insurance, and literally EVERYTHING in between....
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episode three/the drunk one: milk spice lattes & milá kūdros
On this week’s episode Elijah & Albert are coming to you with a few drinks in them. As they get into the fall spirit they discuss the controversy of a PSL vs. an MSL. They slam the dating rumors, and cancel the trolls that fooled Elijah into believing that Trisha Paytas named her baby Liz. We get...
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episode two: bones stickin’ out at the gay bar
This week on everything is cancelled Albert and Elijah discuss healthcare, and eating pizza at the club. They also give an open invitation for YOU to submit a cancel/SLAYYY for the coming weeks on instagram @evrythngiscancelled. Albert gives us an update on his trade from last week and opens up...
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episode one: racial foot play
For the very first episode Albert & Elijah discuss several topics including Doja Cat using her feet in a “racial way” (?). They cancel long work days, and running into old trade at the gay bar. They stress the power of saying no, and why you shouldn’t use mental health to your advantage. Albert &...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Literally, everything is cancelled. Tune in to hometown besties Albert Gladson & Elijah Sharp as they shade everyday life, pop culture, & more. everything is cancelled is a safe space for all over sharers, complainers, and queer-folk alike. Don’t worry— it isn’t all bad! At the end of every episode Albert & Elijah will each share one SLAYYY of the week. so grab a snack, your immunity stick, and get ready to complain with us. instagram: @evrythngiscancelled
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