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Everything Kirk Hates
by Level 40 Media
Hot mic conversations with our good friend Kirk - a consistent source of quirky, thought-provoking, and honest perspectives. Produced/hosted by Billy Sloan, co-hosted by Holly Sloan, and featuring the weird and wonderful Kirk Schafer. Subscribe today! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythingkirkhates/support
Episodes
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Episode 30: Choose Happy
On this episode, we celebrate two special occasions: Kirk's "Double Golden Platinum" birthday AND the one-year anniversary of the show! We also chat about Meat Loaf (and other recent celebrity deaths), dealing with life's hardships by creating and choosing happy, accidental injuries, the joy of...
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Episode 29: Merry Kirkmas
We're back! This week, we talk a little bit about our unexpected hiatus, our plans for season two of the podcast, irrational impulses, terrible "heroes" of the bible, our Christmas traditions, and much more. We also dust off the ol' Wheel of Hate and give it a spin so Kirk can give us a bleak and...
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Episode 28: A Stable Diet
This week, we basically just talk about horses and food. Kirk kicks it off with a homemade Atlantic Beach Pie and then it's horses, food cravings, horses, cannibalism, horses (as food); then we spin the wheel and go off on pyramid schemes; a brief detour back to food as Kirk talks about the...
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Episode 27: Abracadabra
This week, we chat about our favorite pies (including one so good it can convert satan), deodorant, world's longest pee, Gordon Ramsay's scrambled eggs, Snoop Dogg, theory of mind and pets, and more on the topic of success versus failure. We also spin the #WheelofHate to get a rant from Kirk on...
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Episode 26: Poultry In Motion
This week, we chat about showtunes (love em or hate em?), how fear of change can hold us back from success, imposter syndrome, The Four Agreements, and socialism, among other things. We also give the Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can rant about his hatred of Chick-fil-A drive-thru lines causing...
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Episode 25: The Blessed Scritcher
This week, we celebrate our 25th episode and sixth-month poddy-versary with a special guest to help us address something that happened in Kirk's past. Will he be able to bury the hatchet, or will it just make things worse? The suspense! We also spend a lot of time chatting about death, dying, and...
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Episode 24: A Star is Barn
This week, Billy and Holly get to try Nicoletta's for the first time... and loved it. We also talk about Kirk's life lessons from playing tennis, flexing mental muscles, how we measure success, Smooth My Balls, and attack goats. We also spin the Wheel of Hate to learn what Kirk's beef is with…
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Episode 23: How to Say Pistachio
This week, we talk about throwing frisbees, going to the mall, ninja Kirk, contranyms, pubs and publicans, pronouncing pistachio, camouflage, and yoni steaming. We also give the ol' Wheel of Hate a spin so Kirk can expose the pseudo-authentic Italian cuisine of Olive Garden. We want to hear your...
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Episode 22: Good Guy with Bad Opinions
This week, we talk about fanny packs, ridiculous phone scams/solicitors, Little Debbie's blue waffle, Kirk becoming famous in Clarksville, and vicarious travel. We also spin the wheel and it lands on our most contentious topic yet: Aldi. Kirk and Billy are at serious odds with this one, but never...
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Episode 21: 'Murica
This week, Holly is back and Kirk taunts us with Utica tomato pie AND housemade molasses cookies from Nicoletta's Catering. We also chat about drinking NASA filtered urine, being terrorized by frogs, making jewelry from kidney stones as a trophy, death by treadmill, and Waffle House memories.…
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Episode 20: Law of Urination
This week, Holly takes a break from the show, but friend/fan Pamela drops by the podcast for an impromptu visit. We get to know a little more about her, and also chat about Atlantic Beach Pie, the intriguing life of Nicholas Nicoletta, the Law of Urination, and goldfish myths. The Wheel of Hate...
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Episode 19: Troll Game
This week, Kirk continues to taunt us with treats from Nicoletta's Catering, because he's a ruthless troll. We chat about Kirk and Amberly's 10-year rivalry, Billy and Holly's 18-year wedding anniversary, growing up with video games, finding magic in abandoned fawns, the Netflix show Big Mouth -...
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Episode 18-2: Remember the Alamo
This week, we wrap up Episode 18 with Part 2 and include a behind-the-scenes conversation we never intended to air where we talked about cannolis, sucking the life out of pickles, penis gourds, how industrialized food is destroying the planet, and we get a few more minutes of embarrassing doctors...
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Episode 18-1: A Shot to the B-Hole
This week, we share stories of embarrassing doctor's appointments, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our experiences working in the restaurant industry, and Kirk confirms a long-held suspicion about a certain fast-food restaurant's soft serve machine....
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Episode 17: Just Say No
This week, we share stories of times we said NO, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our tastes in music (including absurd parental influences), giving blood, the beginning of summer, peeing on plants as a pest deterrent, and Kirk directs his absurdist...
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Episode 16: Reincarnated as a Toilet
This week, we share stories of strangers performing random acts of kindness, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about bad haircuts, Peter Monn, getting back to normalcy post-vax, and Kirk flips his shit on a seldom-known phenomenon: death by car while in…
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Episode 15: Stale Platitudes
This week, we share stories of things we've broken, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about Holly's feet, cougar fetishes, Kintsugi - the Japanese art of golden joinery, and Kirk goes to task on stale platitudes (especially rhyming ones). It's one for the...
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Episode 14: Sweet Potato Fries
This week, we contemplate reincarnation - including the moral implications of coming back as Holly. We also talk about Sloan luck (it's a thing), where we'd move if we expatriated, and the Wheel of Hate finally lands on Kirk's long-standing nemesis: sweet potatoes fraudulently masquerading as...
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Episode 13: Hot Poop
It's not as bad as it sounds, but for some unforeseen reason, the subject of poop comes up a lot in this episode. Weird. We also talk about amusement parks, buffet food poisoning, Ellen G. White, and weird jobs we've had - with a few stories from some of you, our listeners, about your own weird…
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Episode 12: Make Me a Sammich
This week's episode was basically hijacked by sandwiches. I mean, we talked about a couple of other things, too, but mostly sandwiches. Yep, that's right. We made a whole episode about sandwiches. On accident. This episode also features our first (and possibly last) ever ASMR taste test…
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Episode 11: Sleeping Woody
This week we talk about Brad's tongue, connective people, stuff we've bought used, and Kirk (sorta) rants about wasabi. Honestly, this might be our most boring episode ever, but give it a listen anyway! We'd also like to hear from you - tell us a story about a weird job you've had. We'll feature...
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Episode 10: Llama-natrix
This week, as if our previous Wheel of Hate segment weren't enough, the show gets dominated by llamas (llama-nated?)... again. We also talk about what we're grateful for this week, koalas, Australia, colonizing Mars, and we give the Wheel of Hate a spin and hear a new rant from Kirk on why...
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Episode 9: Fake It Till You Make It
This week, Kirk nearly drowns himself during the recording session (no, really). We also talk about gratitude, Holly's recent health issues, the power of the placebo effect, self love, and we introduce The Wheel of Hate and give it a spin. Join us and find out where it landed. Enjoy the show? Be...
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Episode 8: Ch-Ch-Changes
We missed you last week! We're still getting through some technical issues so we apologize for the audio quality, but we couldn't go another week without dropping an episode. This week we cover some of our favorite musicians - from John Lennon to David Bowie to Leonard Cohen - and touch on...
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Episode 7: Inner Retrospect
In this episode, we chat about our childhood experiences that continue to inform our decisions and behaviors well into adulthood - everything from creamed potatoes and ear aches to nursing homes and... murder. Oh yes, it gets real interesting, folks. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit...
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Episode 6: Pleasure Spiked with Pain
This week we take on pleasure and pain - which one is more valuable to the human experience? Are they two ends of the same spectrum? Is it really possible to experience one without the other? We dig into it and talk about the pain and pleasure we experience from sex, childbirth, tattoos, and...
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Episode 5: Dream a Little Dream
This week we discuss dreams - our own and some of yours, submitted in response to our Question of the Week: "What was your most memorable dream and how did it impact your life?" It gets a little personal, folks... and a little metaphysical. Good stuff. Want to become a Listener Supporter? Visit...
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Episode 4: Be Mine 4 Eva
This week, we dig into Valentine's Day - what we like about it, what we don't like about it, and how we define love in an age of commercialism. We also dig into self-love, the importance of suffering, and Kirk delivers a scorching diatribe of one of the most iconic Valentine's Day candies:...
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Episode 3: Well F*ck
This week, we chat about swear words and get into the origins of some of our favorites, as well as the evolutionary psychology of cursing. We also dig into memory recall, Holly's crush on Sir David Attenborough, Radium Girls, the war on drugs, and some of our own personal experiences with...
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Episode 2: Compli-mental
This week we dive into personal territory as we examine how our own perception of ourselves affects our response to compliments from others. We also touch on new developments with the podcast, share some listener comments, discuss the humorous possibilities of meditative ASMR, and much more. Want...
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Episode 1: The Phoenix Event
In our debut episode, we talk about what got us started with the podcast, Kirk's birthday, the short life of EverydayKirk.com, journaling/expressive writing, the magic of words, being a creative, and a full-blown rant on the non-existence of carrot "juice" by Kirk. Want to become a Listener...
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Hot mic conversations with our good friend Kirk - a consistent source of quirky, thought-provoking, and honest perspectives. Produced/hosted by Billy Sloan, co-hosted by Holly Sloan, and featuring the weird and wonderful Kirk Schafer. Subscribe today! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/everythingkirkhates/support
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