Everything’s Dumb

Information is good, censorship is bad. Honestly, that's pretty much it. Stick it to the man and go read a book!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the most voracious reader to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is definitely not obscene in the slightest… lol just kidding. We know who we are 🤣

You know em, you hate em, but how did this small Arizona-based company become the Master of Tickets? Well by ignoring monopoly and antitrust laws of course! I mean, it’s not like laws apply to all corporations, right??????? fml…Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first ticketholders, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is worth every penny of the free price to listen!

We're back with more ADHD info that you never knew you wanted!! And maybe you don't, but honestly that sounds like a you problem.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most distracted multi-taskers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the most educational resource on the internet, for suuure.

If you know one thing about Henry Ford, you know he invented the first car. If you know two things about him, you probably fucking hate his shitty guts. If not, listen to this episode to find out why he is a shit-stain of a human being who could very easily be responsible for one of the worst global wars in the history of the planet. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first assembly line workers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show helps you hate more of history’s most famous men!!!

Surprise surprise, Victoria's been diagnosed with ADHD!! So now you all have to learn about it. As a non-doctor (that part is very important), she does her best to educate our listeners on what is luckily only called Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and not something way more outrageous. And she only gets distracted a few times along the way!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most focused listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a better cure for all your woes than riding horses and drinking sour milk combined!

Pour yourself some bubbly and grab a slice of cake- it’s our fuckin Birthday! This ONEderful episode is a trip down memory lane- NOT a clip show though (ain’t nobody got time to edit that!). We're just going to chat about making the podcast, all the changes it’s been through so far, and how excited we are to get good at this one day! Plus a long rant about US geography that came kinda outta nowhere..We also have decorations up and sparkling wine we can’t stop commenting on. We award the 1st Annual Dummies in our own mini award show and play a super fast game! We’ll end by choosing the dumbest episode topics of this first year. What is it they say at the end of the Birthday song? -And many mooooore….ALSO: Be sure to look at the video at 59:00 for a Minnie sighting in the upper right corner!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the birthday party attendees to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a precious 1-year old baby!!!

Oh, the 70's - the end of The Beatles, an oil embargo, the Vietnam War, the death of Elvis... what an incredibly dumb decade. But we'll end the episode with a few good things that happened; sixteen good things to be exact! 😉Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the grooviest listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show will make you feel like you’re living in the glory of the 1990’s (an actually good decade)!

Potholes- everybody loves 'em! But do you know the history? Do you care? Honestly, the opening segment of this episode describes one of the most shocking events I’ve ever witnessed, I really don’t know what to say after that... Just listen. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the smooth riders to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show has all the bumps smoothed out!!!

Do you believe in aliens?! Well, they're probably out there, whether you believe in them or not... isn't that terrifying 😬This week, Victoria educates us on the history of Area 51, from stealth planes to Bob Lazar's famous interview, and everything in between. Or at least a few things in between, since Area 51 is one of the most closely-guarded tracts of land on the planet, and admittedly we don't know much about it. But you should listen anyway!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the tallest greys to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the best-kept secret out West, besides Area 51 of course!! (Seriously though, tell your friends about us please. Thank you. Love you.)

This week, we talk about how intensely weird it is that America goes so hard for a holiday only celebrated by one City in Mexico. PLUS- we Costco-ed harder than we’ve ever Costco-ed… Bring on the end of days- right after we figure out what Victoria’s favorite Cinco de Mayo-thing is!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Cinco-de-Gringos to follow, like, take a shot of tequila, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a nonstop fiesta!!!

Don’t rob banks, okay? But if you’re going to rob a bank, be smart. Don’t be dumb like the dummies in these stories, okay?Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the sneakiest little bandits to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show will make you rich, bitch!!!!

The Coachella Music and Arts Festival- three days of sun, music, sun, dust, sun, port-a-potties, more dust, wind, dust blown by the wind, an occasional fire, and dust! Who wants in??Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first festival-goers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the best lineup ever!!!

Sorry. I'm sorry...We don't have an issue with the concept of paying taxes per se (although filing them is an annual headache 🙄), we just want our tax dollars to be used to make our lives better. But they're not being used for that. And that's Dumb.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first resentful tax payers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show has reignited your desire for the revolution... wait, what?

It’s Spring Break (Whoo!) and we’re learning the honestly shocking origins of this slightly less sophisticated part of American culture. Hear how swimming practice and WWII helped make Florida a Spring Break destination. Then find out what kind of Spring Breaker Victoria is with a Buzzfeed quiz that only had 2 misspelled words! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first partiers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show has made you rethink jumping from this balcony, to that one over there! (Even though you could TOTALLY make it!).

Rant-A-Thons are supposed to be for useless, silly topics, but in this episode, Victoria presents a few really tough conundrums for us to consider... from reptiles to ambiguous grammar to slutty ankles, this episode takes a hard-hitting look at society today.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most justifiably annoyed listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the exact opposite of trivial!

It's our second round of RANT-A-THONS! A set of shows where we take turns listing several little dumb things that annoy us, but we can't necessarily do an entire episode about.Like a compilation episode about stuff you haven't heard us complain about before!We're a delight...Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to tell us to stop telling you to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show repeatedly asking you to do something you were doing already!

🍀 Éirinn go Brách!! 🍀Today you are going to learn wayyy more about St. Patrick than you ever thought you would... or ever wanted to. But it's fun! Promise!! Victoria takes us on a wild journey of sheep, ships, honey, and a mysterious horrible crime - a story that you're welcome to recount in detail at the bar on St. Patrick's Day. Every single year. Your friends won't get tired of it at all.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the luckiest listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is better than a pint o’ Guinness!! (just kidding of course, nothing is better than a pint of Guinness 🖤)

Our 69th episode! ...nice...Why do certain things make our bodies attack us? From pollen, to food, to WATER? (how does one bathe??) Listen to Kate stumble through medical terms for some of the dumbest allergies to find the ultimate dumbest of all! PLUS learn about the area of technology that was released to the public too soon- it needs more work!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first anti-inflammatory to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is much fighting all the histamines and full of only good humors! 🤭

It's Victoria's birthday!!!!! As a Pisces, she has mixed feelings about it, but it's here anyway. And we're gonna talk about it.Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first birthday girls to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a party for your ears! And brain. And heart, sometimes. Okay love you bye!

Should any person really “own” a team? If a team is made up of people, isn’t that kinda close to ‘owning’ people?? I feel like every time we try that it doesn’t go well… Then, we end with 5 Frivolous Facts - Sports Edition!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first superfans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is quickly becoming your favorite sport! Go team Dumb!! 🙂

This week Kate loses her phone, Victoria loses her drivers license & credit card, and we both lose our minds over the very real fact that people used to be sooo superstitious that they used to put animals on trial. Like actual animals, on trial in an actual court of law. Wtf?!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the luckiest listeners to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show will make your day better than any amount of knocking on wood (although it couldn't hurt, so you may as well... just in case)!

If you’re a fan of Thomas Edison, this episode may be a real lightbulb moment…Is it really fair that whoever pays for the patent is the “inventor” of the product? PLUS Victoria picks her favorite Edison invention from a super informative bracket! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first brilliant minds to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the best use of the phonograph yet!!

What's more fun than working hard every single day, while someone else lives lavishly off your tax dollars? Nothing! Because royal families, a.k.a. the original Nepo Babies, are the best and make total sense and are totally fair! Yay!!In this episode, we discuss the downfall of humanity (Victoria blames the grains), a traitorous Viking named Rollo, and a Roman horse with an embarrassingly clingy owner. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first anti-monarchists to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is much more deserving of your $2 than some Richie Rich in a castle somewhere 🤭

As if sleeping isn’t difficult enough, here’s something else to worry about. If your brain is caught between sleep and awake and your panic response starts panic responding but the part of your brain that makes you able to move is still asleep. Also there may be a demon on your chest or a man with a hat in your room…Sweet dreeeeeeeeeams! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first stomach-sleepers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is helping shape your sleep paralysis demon! 🙂

*Maybe don't listen to this episode while you're eating... sorry!!*Public restrooms are a wonderful idea, but their execution needs a lot of work; at least they do in the US. Gaps around the stall door, no toilet paper, everything's wet, no hooks for purses, gaps around the stall door, toxic-smelling hand soap, mysterious swarms of flies, and did we mention the gaps around the stall doors?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!! How do we fix this broken system? I don't know, but I am definitely going to complain about it. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first stall-gap-haters to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is your own personal comfort station!

Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Postmates, TaskRabbit, Air B&B prove that not paying employees certainly leads to higher profits! What could go wrong? They’re just giving opportunities to people who would otherwise not be able to still not make a living…Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to leave a tip (jk),, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is flexible around your schedule- and ASLO doesn’t provide you with health insurance!

Gender Reveal Parties have simply gotten out of control. Wildfires, plane crashes, and manslaughter charges - why can't people just send out a birth announcement after the baby is born, like in the good old days? Of course the answer is social media; everything needs to be curated, documented, and posted. Ughhh 🙄 Listen to find out how these ridiculous parties started, and then Victoria shares some potential good news for the year ahead 😊Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first confetti-throwers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is better than any dumb gender reveal video you've ever seen!! (Except the one Kate described with the rattle... that sounds adorable, to be honest.)

Whether you’re vowing to eat better for your own health, or obey the gods for a fruitful crop come harvest season, New Year’s Resolutions can be a lot of pressure! We get into it with some tips and perspective and then play a super fun game at the end to wrap up 2025! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, because after all- New Year= New YOU! No resolution needed to give us a five-star review about how this show is making you feel like THIS is YOUR year!!

This holiday season, join Victoria and... a Christmas tree? to learn all about Santa's counterpart, Krampus! He's a half-demon, half-goat monster who comes out of his mountain lair every year to peer through your windows to see if you've been good or bad. And with Krampus' punishments at stake, you better hope you've been good!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the best-behaved little girls or boys to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show absolutely is definitely not going to give you Christmas Eve nightmares (so sorry!).

Fruit= great! Cake= amazing! Fruitcake= what the hell happened? On this episode, we explore the history of some of these old-ass cakes, and learn how powerful Johnny Carson was...Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first fruitcake gifters to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the BEST gift you could receive!

What is a hangover? Well if you're over 30, then you're probably extremely familiar with the concept. Headaches, fatigue, nausea, and for some of us, full-blown emotional crises. Cheers!!Listen and learn about the science behind hangovers - just kidding, Victoria can't pronounce a single scientific terms correctly and decides that you'll be fine if you just drink more water. And honestly... she's right.Follow us @everythingdumbpod on YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook, and be the most hydrated person to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is a cure for all of your drunken, shenanigan-induced shame spirals!!

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Time to get creative with all those leftovers! The creator I was referencing is @plantyou on instgram and TikTokPlus, some very important podcast-related news, and some EXTREMELY important animal facts! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first to clean your plate, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is nutritious and delicious!

In this land of the free & home of the brave, what do we value the most?! That's right, consumerism!! Yay!This year, we are grateful for our Thanksgiving trip down to San Diego, we are extremely grateful to have Minnie Mouse in our lives (even though she wrecks havoc every single time we sit down to record), and we are also SOO grateful to have this Dumb show, that we love so much 🧡

Everyone’s favorite part of the commute… or the holiday weekend, or the vacation, or the road trip, or literally any time we try to travel somewhere in a car- traffic looms its ugly bumpers. Happy Thanksgiving week!!!!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Speed Racers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the peanut butter to your traffic jam!

Hut hut, hike!! ..... or something like that. We don't know, and we also don't care.Today we talk about football, our all-time favorite way to watch men in tight pants get permanent, life-altering brain damage. Go sports!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most fanatic fans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show is (almost) more fun than attempting to climb a greased-up light pole!!

Everyone knows that dust is gross, but do you realize exactly how gross? Listen to find out more than you never wanted to know! I promise we end on an actual high note this time. Four Fun Facts at the end of the episode. PLUS- Victoria is no longer enraged by the weather! So that’s good for all. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first dusty-asses to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is inspiring you to change up your wedding gift of choice!!!

Today, we take a break from our regularly scheduled complaining to chat about really great things happening in the world - from scientific breakthroughs, to the increase in whale populations, to our love for Jack Black, and the ongoing magic that is It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia!And at the end of the day, what’s better than recording a podcast with your best friend?! (NOTHING! Lol Kate is not going to like that I’m saying that…. but I love her and I need the world to know!!)We are also so grateful to everyone who has listened to Everything’s Dumb! We love making this show and we appreciate your support 🥰 Thank you thank you thank you!! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Danny DiVito fans to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is absolutely GREAT!!

What day should we officially start celebrating? Or what MONTH?? This is getting out of hand, and quite creepy.. Plus, we go LOCO for BINGO and hear some fun(ish) Christmas facts from RedditFollow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first early decorators to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is more fun than Black Friday shopping in early November!!

We love autumn!! Today we talk about one of the most quintessential autumn drinks out there, the Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss PSL-mania, its history, and its affiliation with... certain people. Then Kate continues her condemnation of the innocent but extremely unnecessary raisin. Pumpkin, apple, maple, caramel - what's your favorite autumn drink? Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most basic you-know-whats to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how listening to this show makes you feel just as cozy as that first sip of your favorite autumn drink!

We’re putting the FUN in FUNeral! Strap in for a barrel of laughs! Nothing is more hilarious than the business of death. As always, we talk about only a fraction of the dumbnesss associated with the business of death. We also felt a bit like death, recording this the day after our Halloween party- there’s a theme! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first livings to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is to DIE for!!!

Happy Halloween!!!! aka, the Best Day of the Year!! 🎃Today, we talk all things Halloween - childhood memories of trick-or-treating and terrifying haunted hayrides, Halloween celebrations in West Hollywood, and candy candy candy!Victoria also experiences real terror when she realizes how old she's turning next year. Really scary stuff 💀We hope you have an amazing, safe, and memorable Halloween!! 👻Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most adorable little ghouls to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this podcast is better than Swedish Fish (but not Twix... nothing's better than Twix!) 🖤🧡

It’s my birthday, I’ll do what I want! For this special episode, Kate talks about past birthdays, highlights of the year, and takes the Inside the Actor’s Studio quiz at the end. There isn’t much to bitch about, but we always find something…  Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first party people to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is worth celebrating!

[Alright friends, this one gets a little dark... listener/viewer discretion advised.]What happens on the set of a scary movie when things start to go wrong? Sometimes really, really wrong?? Well, in the case of most of these movies, production continued - even though it probably shouldn't have. Today, Victoria presents tales of stunts gone wrong, makeup-related injuries, many sad deaths, and two movies that never actually got made, but that had eerily similar trajectories.Which movie sounds the most cursed to you?!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most superstitious listeners to subscribe, follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this podcast is definitely not cursed... we don't think 😬

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, Rinse and Repeat. Okay, so I may be mashing up a couple different slogans there, but they’ll both make an equal difference in helping keep our planet clean and habitable- which is no difference at all…unless “you” happen to be a giant corporation that’s destroying the earth, in which case….ummm…. couldya fuckin STOP that please?!?! Thanks…Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the most eco-friendly citizens to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is the opposite of paper straws… it’s good!

Are you missing time? Have you seen blinding lights while driving down a country road late at night? Most importantly, do you have memories of a sexy woman barking at you?? If any of these sound familiar, then you may have been abducted by aliens! But don't worry, you're not alone. Today, Victoria tells us stories of alien abductions, and we discuss why people may believe these events actually happened to them. Well, perhaps being abducted by aliens could be a reason... spooky!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first tall greys to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show absolutely has to be from another planet... because there's no Earthly explanation for any of this.

Same shit, different label. So why are we paying for companies to run huge ad campaigns or premium packaging that becomes premium trash? PLUS hear some fun facts about businesses and you’ll be SHOCKED to find out that Victoria is not the biggest fan of hot weather! I still can’t believe it, somehow it’s never come up in conversation, but now I know! And knowing is half the battle..  G.I. JoooOOOoooooooeeeee. Ok, ENJOY the pod!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first smart consumers to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is better than Coke!….(-a-Cola)

Witch, please!! Get ready to point fingers and make wildly absurd accusations, and then pour yourself a Puritan-sized pint of ale, because this one is a doozy. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first sweet little hedgehogs to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is one giant witch-hunt!!

Why do rich people only ever want to give their money away to other rich people or scammers? Don’t they know how bad scammers are with money?? Seems unwise. ..PLUS- hear all about the adorable tiny terror of a kitten that keeps causing us to take breaks from podcasting to pay attention to her. And some advice for Free Fun!!Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first people on the ground floor of this exciting opportunity to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is massively growing your portfolio!!!

Ever wondered what the deal was with those goofy-looking settlers in black hats and buckles, who were obsessed with things like spying on their neighbors, forcing each other to follow strict religious rules, and using words like "thee"? Well, you're probably thinking of either the Pilgrims or the Puritans, or possibly both!Buckle on up (lollll) and learn all about the religious fanatics who set up shop in New England 400 years ago and left a legacy of religious extremism, hypocrisy, and WASPS. Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first Separatist rebels to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is doing the Lord’s work!

How RUDE!!! Is chivalry dead? Or does it just depend on what country you live in? Why did we stop wiping our noses on the table cloth, and about how long until we go back, do you think? Find out in this episode, along with 4 Fall Facts! Follow us @everythingsdumbpod on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and Facebook, and be one of the first well mannered people to follow, like, and give us a five-star review about how this show is improving your etiquette!