Evil Sexy Hamlet Podcast

Andy & Jenna review ‘Onslaught,’ Adam Wingard’s John-Carptenter-coded One Battle After Another (2:35). Then they revisit Disney’s ‘Robin Hood’ (31:24) see the signs in John Carpenter’s ‘They Live’ (49:18) and pour one out for Dolly Parton with ‘9 to 5’ (1:05:42). Movies covered in the episode:Onslaught (2026) Dir. Adam Wingard* Now in TheatersRobin Hood (1973) Dir. Wolfgang Reitherman* Streaming on Disney+They Live (1988) Dir. John Carpenter* Streaming on Prime9 to 5 (1980) Dir. Colin Higgins* Streaming on Netflix, Tubi, Prime, Hulu This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ (02:17) and catch up on ‘Maddie’s Secret’ (19:31). Then they pour one out for Tim Curry with ‘Muppet Treasure Island’ (30:56) and ‘Legend’ (42:40) before rockin’ and rollin’ at ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll High School’ (1:00:45). Movies covered in the episode:Coyote vs. Acme (2026) Dir. Dave Green* Now in TheatersMaddie’s Secret (2026) Dir. John Early* Available to RentMuppet Treasure Island (1996) Dir. Brian Henson* Streaming on Disney+Legend (1995) Dir. Ridley Scott* Available to RentRock n Roll High School (1979) Dir. Allan Arkush* Streaming on Tubi, YouTube, Prime This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna end the summer movie season on ‘The End of Oak Street’ (2:20). Then, Andy reviews ‘Tony,’ Matt Johnson’s coming-of-age dramedy inside an Anthony Bourdain origin story (22:16). In the back half, ‘20,000 Leagues Under the Sea’ (38:16), ‘Lisztomania’ (49:47), and ‘The Doom Generation’ (1:03:58). Movies covered in the episode:The End of Oak Street (2026) Dir. David Robert Mitchell* Now in TheatersTony (2026) Dir. Matt Johnson* Now in Theaters20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) Dir. Richard Fleischer* Streaming on Disney+The Doom Generation (1995) Dir. Gregg Araki* Streaming on The Criterion ChannelLisztomania (1975) Dir. Ken Russell* Streaming on The Criterion Channel This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘The Wrong Girls,’ a largely successful millennial revamp of the stoner comedy (01:49). Then they revisit ‘Peter Pan,’ why it might be the most offensive and most beautifully rendered Disney animated classic (14:07). Finally, it’s a big week for rock-opera fans: Andy makes the case for the forgotten ‘Rocky Horror Picture Show’ sequel ‘Shock Treatment’ (37:21) and desperately tries to decipher ‘I’m Not There,’ Todd Haynes’ unconventional Dylan biopic (54:18).Movies covered in the episode:The Wrong Girls (2026) Dir. Dylan Meyer* Now in TheatersPeter Pan (1953) Dir. Hamilton Luske, Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson* Streaming on Disney+Shock Treatment (1981) Dir. Jim Sharman* Available on YouTubeI’m Not There (2007) Dir. Todd Haynes* Streaming on The Criterion Channel, Tubi This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna catch up on ‘The Sheep Detectives,’ now streaming on Prime Video (2:11). Then they explore the small-town existential terror of ‘Something Wicked This Way Comes’ (12:43) and celebrate the 30th anniversary of ‘Scream’ with a 16mm viewing and an after-dark review of ‘Scream 7’ from Jenna (28:08). Lastly, they tackle ‘The Wages of Fear’ (45:01) and ‘The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm’ (55:48). Movies covered in the episode:The Sheep Detectives (2026) Dir. Kyle Balda* Streaming on PrimeSomething Wicked This Way Comes (1983) Dir. Jack Clayton* Streaming on Disney+Scream (1996) Dir. Wes Craven* Streaming on Tubi, Netflix, Paramount+Scream 7 (2026) Dir. Kevin Williamson* Streaming on Paramount+The Wages of Fear (1953) Dir. Henri-Georges Clouzot* Streaming on HBO MaxThe Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962) Dir. George Pal, Henry Levin* Streaming on Tubi This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ a late-stage Marvel joint that benefits (at the box office) from also being a Tomdaya vanity project (2:15). Then they revisit the existential terror of ‘The Brave Little Toaster’ (22:54), the virtues of being ‘Eaten Alive’ by an alligator…sorry, a crocodile (37:44) and the underrated the joys of ‘Game Night’ (49:22). Movies covered in the episode:Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) Dir. Daniel Destin Cretton* Now in TheatersThe Brave Little Toaster (1987) Dir. Jerry Rees* Streaming on Disney+Eaten Alive (1976) Dir. Tobe Hooper* Streaming on Tubi, PlexGame Night (2018) Dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein* Streaming on Disney+ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Her Private Hell,’ Nicolas Winding Refn’s first bisexual-lighting fever dream feature in 10 years (1:35). Then they revisit Refn’s ‘Only God Forgives’ (25:27) and follow up Chris Nolan’s ‘Odyssey’ with Disney’s ‘Hercules’ (38:48). Finally, they catch up on the latest ‘Mortal Kombat’ (51:58). Movies covered in the episode:Her Private Hell (2026) Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn* Now in TheatersOnly God Forgives (2013) Dir. Nicolas Winding Refn* Streaming on TubiHercules (1997) Dir. Ron Clements, John Musker* Streaming on Disney+Mortal Kombat II (2026) Dir. Simon McQuoid* Streaming on HBO Max This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

It’s a quadruple-feature presentation this week on ESH! Andy & Jenna start with Christopher Nolan’s much-anticipated ‘The Odyssey’ (2:10), then switch gears to the latest ‘Evil Dead’ flick (33:42) followed by Olivia Wilde’s hit couple(s) comedy ‘The Invite’ (47:11). Finally, they catch up on ‘Faces of Death,’ now streaming on Shudder (1:02:12). Movies covered in the episode:The Odyssey (2026) Dir. Christopher Nolan* Now in TheatersEvil Dead Burn (2026) Dir. Sébastien Vaniček* Now in TheatersThe Invite (2026) Dir. Olivia Wilde* Now in TheatersFaces of Death (2026) Dir. Daniel Goldhaber* Streaming on Shudder/AMC+ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Minions & Monsters,’ an unexpected movie about the magic of the movies or whatever (2:18). Then it’s a recap of our 4th of July weekend viewing (16:07) and another round in the ‘Backrooms’ with the ‘Everything Must Go Edition’ (1:03:05). Movies covered in the episode:Minions & Monsters (2026) Dir. Pierre Coffin* Now in TheatersTop Gun: Maverick (2022) Dir. Joseph Kosinski* Streaming on Paramount+Casablanca (1942) Dir. Michael Curtiz* Streaming on HBO MaxThe Long, Hot Summer (1958) Dir. Martin Ritt* Streaming on The Criterion ChannelBlow Out (1981) Dir. Brian De Plama* Available to RentNightmare Alley (2021) Dir. Guillermo Del Toro* Available to RentBackrooms: Everything Must Go Edition (2026) Dir. Kane Parsons* Now in Theaters This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Jackass: Best and Last’ the final chapter of the beloved generation-defining franchise (1:33). What happened here? Why’s this only amount to half a new ‘Jackass’ movie? Why not take one. last. full. ride? Then, it’s our Best of the Year So Far ranking. Andy & Jenna give their respective Top 10s with some key overlaps and a few surprises (30:00)! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Toy Story 5’ for the horse girls (2:27) and ‘The Furious’ for the action girlies (20:50). Then it’s the annual summer kick-off ‘Caddyshack’ rewatch (31:10) and another romp with the Marx Brothers (45:03). Tune in next week for our Best of the Year So Far ranking!Movies covered in the episode:Toy Story 5 (2026) Dir. Andrew Stanton* Now in TheatersThe Furious (2026) Dir. Kenji Tanigaki* Now in TheatersCaddyshack (1980) Dir. Mike Hodges* Available to RentLove Happy (1949) Dir. David Miller* Streaming on Tubi This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Disclosure Day,’ Steven Spielberg’s new UFO thriller (2:12). How’s it stack up against the rest of the Spielbergian humanity-affirming-alien-encounter oeuvre? Then it’s another Disney animated classic revisited (28:55), ‘Flash Gordon’ saving the universe (45:52), more ‘Jackass’ prep (54:50) and a groovy lesbian vampire joint (1:01:52). Movies covered in the episode:Disclosure Day (2026) Dir. Steven Spielberg* Now in TheatersThe Jungle Book (1967) Dir. Wolfgang Reitherman* Streaming on Disney+Flash Gordon (1980) Dir. Mike Hodges* Available to RentJackass Forever (2022) Dir. Jeff Tremaine* Streaming on Paramount+The Velvet Vampire (1971) Dir. Stephanie Rothman* Streaming on Tubi This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna approach the ‘Masters of the Universe’ as friends, not skull-faced enemies, reviewing what worked (surprisingly, a lot!) and what didn’t in the latest mediocre IP-baiting failed blockbuster (2:35). Plus, catching up on the latest Disney-Pixar joint (29:25), more 3D Blu-ray action (46:32) and another problematic classic revisited (1:03:10). Movies covered in the episode:Masters of the Universe (2026) Dir. Travis Knight* Now in TheatersHoppers (2026) Dir. Daniel Chong* Streaming on Disney+Friday the 13th Part III (1941) Dir. Steve Miner* Streaming on Paramount+Animal House (1978) Dir. John Landis* Streaming on Netflix This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Backrooms,’ the internet-horror sensation taking the nation by storm (2:31). Then it’s a problematic Disney classic re-evaluated (31:44) some top-tier Cronenberg (48:42) and catchin’ up with the Boss (1:09:49). Movies covered in the episode:Backrooms (2026) Dir. Kane Parsons* Now in TheatersDumbo (1941) Dir. Samuel Armstrong* Streaming on Disney+Crash (1996) Dir. David Cronenberg* Available to BuySpringsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere (2025) Dir. Scott Cooper* Streaming on Hulu This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu’ a cute lil creature feature arriving in theaters just in time to scrape the absolute bottom of the Disney-Star Wars barrel (1:53). Then, it’s James Bond in I.B Technicolor (24:03), ‘Creature from the Black Lagoon’ in 3D (41:55) and Jon Bernthal screamin’ on streamin’ (51:16). Movies covered in the episode:Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) Dir. Jon Favreau* Now in TheatersDiamonds Are Forever (1971) Dir. Guy Hamilton* Available to RentCreature from the Black Lagoon (1954) Dir. Jack Arnold* Available to RentThe Punisher: One Last Kill (2026) Dir. Reinaldo Marcus Green* Streaming on Disney+ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Obsession,’ the latest theatrical horror sensation from a YouTuber-turned-Hollywood-wunderkind (1:42). Then it’s a delicious bit of early-’90s softcore schlock (17:07) and a delightful ‘Send Help’ rewatch (28:15). Movies covered in the episode:Obsession (2026) Dir. Curry Barker* Now in TheatersAuntie Lee’s Meat Pies (1992) Dir. Joseph F. Robertson* Streaming on TubiSend Help (2026) Dir. Sam Raimi* Streaming on Hulu This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Hokum,’ Damien McCarthy’s sleek, solid horror followup to ‘Oddity.’ But is it too solid for its own good (1:30)? In the back half, we clock a bona fide Hollywood classic (16:57) and a bunch of weird stuff (28:31, 41:19, 50:04). Movies covered in the episode:Hokum (2026) Dir. Damian McCarthy* Now in TheatersThe Apartment (1960) Dir. Billy Wilder* Streaming on YouTube, Tubi, The Criterion ChannelLegend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010) Dir. Zack Snyder* Available to RentDream Team (2024) Dir. Lev Kalman, Whitney Horn* Streaming on TubiA Night at the Opera (1935) Dir. Sam Wood* Streaming on Tubi This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Normal,’ Bob Odenkirk’s ‘Nobody’ follow-up that packs its own punch, thanks to director Ben Wheatley (2:20). For the rest of the week in movies, we rewatch everything from ‘Johnny Guitar’ (16:29) to ‘Star Wars’ (51:12) with a little ‘Twilight’ in between (31:55). Movies covered in the episode:Normal (2026) Dir. Ben Wheatley* Now in TheatersJohnny Guitar (1954) Dir. Nicholas Ray* Streaming on YouTubeThe Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) Dir. David Slade* Streaming on HBO MaxSicario (2015) Dir. Denis Villeneuve* Streaming on HuluStar Wars (1977) Dir. George Lucas* Streaming on Disney+ This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe

Andy & Jenna review ‘Mother Mary,’ David Lowery’s Perfect Blue-coded haunting of a pop star (1:29). Then, more ‘Jackass’ in prep for the upcoming ‘Jackass: Best and Last’ (18:56), some early De Palma starring a young thirst trap Robert De Niro (33:09), ‘Heathers’ (46:36) and a couple new release catch-ups (57:23). Movies covered in the episode:Mother Mary (2026) Dir. David Lowery* Now in TheatersJackass 3D (2010) Dir. Jeff Tremaine* Streaming on Paramount+Hi, Mom! (1970) Dir. Brian De Palma* Streaming on Tubi, Prime, YouTubeHeathers (1989) Dir. Michael Lehmann* Streaming on Tubi, PrimeIs This Thing On? (2025) Dir. Bradley Cooper* Streaming on HuluPeaky Blinders: The Immortal Man (2026) Dir. Tom Harper* Streaming on Netflix This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit evilsexyhamlet.substack.com/subscribe