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Evil Thoughts

Joe Crummey riffs on what's going on.

  1. 100

    ORGAN HARVEST

    Adam Schiff joins the ranks of Lefties lining up to lust after Elon's cash, I'd like to point out that if we harvested 1 kidney from the total number of politicians in the U.S. we could give one to every person currently on the wait list.

  2. 99

    BOSS MODE

    Trump holds court at the G-7. We break down the Memorandum of Understanding w/ Iran and explain what it means. Trump- if they get cute we'll drop more bombs on their heads, then drops a metaphorical one, "They laughed at Obama," they said, "He's a stupid son of a bitch."

  3. 98

    TRUTH HAMMER

    Price of oil way down, as Trump announces he's going to read the Iran deal out loud during a press conference, to force the "journalists" in the media to accurately cover it. Meanwhile, whistleblowers come forward & allege that Gavin & his wife, Jennifer are playing fast & loose with government $. He's crying he's on Trump's hit list. DoJ investigates.

  4. 97

    SHADE THROWN

    The Stock Market explodes as The Iran deal drops this Friday. Obama's response: low-key bitter. Trump hosts UFC 250 on the South Lawn at the WH. Smug lefties like David Brooks at PBS hate it- calling it evidence of cultural decline. Men wearing dresses reading to kids and competing in women's sports was fine, though. Pick a lane.     

  5. 96

    MONEY VULTURES

    SpaceX just dropped the biggest IPO in history — a record-shattering $75 billion monster that could push Elon Musk into official trillionaire territory. Rockets are flying, the valuation is insane, and right on cue a conga line of lefty cash vampires has formed up, hips swinging, nostrils flaring, ready to tax, regulate, steal every last dollar of that new wealth. Meanwhile, in L.A. they're still counting ballots ten days after the "election."  R u READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

  6. 95

    BIG DAWGS

    Trump just opened a massive can of whoop ass on Iran — and he's not done. He's going FULL BANCHI & taking Kharg Island, Iran's golden oil-export goose in the Persian Gulf. The man with the Big Stick- finally swinging hard. Meanwhile… SpaceX goes PUBLIC tomorrow in what's shaping up to be the largest IPO in history. Rocket fuel for the markets or the ultimate hype cycle? Joe's got the investor take you actually need: Keep your powder dry. Let the big dogs eat first. Don't be the retail chump chasing the opening pop.  

  7. 94

    GRAVE ISSUE

    Jimmy Kimmel just threw a parade on Spencer Pratt's political corpse because LA gets to stay exactly the same level of screwed… and Skid Row voters got paid to make sure of it. Meanwhile, the Iran ceasefire might already be toast. Stay tuned. R u Ready for Rain yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

  8. 93

    BALLOT PIMPS

    Steve Hilton just crashed the general election for California governor. The candidate w/ zero tolerance for Sacramento's clown show just survived the top-two jungle primary bloodbath. Meanwhile in L.A.: Homeless people used as human ballot-signing machines. Signature gatherers paying Skid Row residents $2–$3 (plus cigs and phone cards) to register to vote and sign petitions. Meanwhile- DOJ Catches the SPLC Red-Handed Playing Dress-Up With Nazis" Same energy: treat desperate people like props, harvest the signatures, cash the checks, and pretend it's "democracy."      

  9. 92

    THE PERFECT STORM

    Ignorance meets lows standards! Nithya Raman surged past Spencer Pratt over the weekend, exploding accusations of election fraud in California. Sloppy bureaucracy?  Straight-up theft in broad daylight? Or.... Moronic electorate?  Meanwhile, Evil Trump walks out of his Meet the Press interview after Kristen Welker demands "evidence" on the CA rigging claims. Trump pulls a Pacino, "This whole court is out of order."  Performative outrage? Or... is the President calling out the corrupt political/media cabal in America?   R u READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

  10. 91

    MAIL BOMB

    Tired of watching democracy get waterboarded with mail-in ballots? Election Month continues in CA and SCOTUS is poised to weigh in as late "results" tilt the scales against Steve Hilton & Spencer Pratt in favor of Democrat hegemony.

  11. 90

    CHEAT CODE

    Election Fraud is trending and while Iran is tossed aside like yesterday's losing lottery ticket, all eyes are laser-focused on California. Evil Trump's demanding a full federal investigation into the Vote. The truth is that each party votes differently. One side wants speed & security. The other side prioritizes "participation over speed," catering to the lowest common denominator which delivers the usual chaos & confusion. R U READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA    

  12. 89

    JUNGLELAND

    Welcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in!  The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ballot, and you NEVER know what's gonna happen once the late-night "discoveries" start rolling in. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

  13. 88

    SILICON SOCIALISM

    It's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California. Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing? And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in every major AI company. That's right — the government wants to own half your robot overlords before they even finish inventing them. Socialism's newest wet dream… or the fastest way to kill the one industry still trying to save us from the idiots in charge? I'll LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  14. 87

    FEVER PITCH

    Nithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over A.I. Data Centers, but the real danger is the politicians who want to step in and "help."

  15. 86

    MACHINE EXPOSED

    You think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG. This fight is BIGGER THAN LA. It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional it gets. The Machine sells Jill Biden's shiny new memoir View from the East Wing like it's gospel… she hits every talk show denying Joe's cognitive collapse, calling it "he just slowed down" and "same old Joe." Lies on sale now – pre-order your denial today! The Machine doesn't care about your city, your crime, your taxes, your wildfires, or the truth. It only cares about preserving its power. Doesn't matter if you're in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, or your quiet suburban hell – this is YOUR war. And yesterday? Jake Tapper on CNN delivered the clinic: watch exactly how The Machine spots a threat… then destroys it. Hegemony protected. Dissent crushed. Status quo victorious. R U Ready For Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA    

  16. 85

    WHO IS MORE DELUSIONAL?

    On the Fox & Friends couch this AM Spencer Pratt claimed he's got divine backup for next week's LA Mayoral Primary. Elsewhere Jill Biden takes gaslighting to a whole new level claiming she'd never seen Joe glitch & stall out like he did during that disastrous 2024 debate. Who's more delusional? 

  17. 84

    TEHRAN STANDOFF

    Trump holds cabinet meeting and drops last night's Senate victory in TX as proof he can outlast Iran. Is a deal eminent? Elsewhere-even if Spencer Pratt wins outright next Tuesday, he'd be hauled into court faster than you can say, "Homeless Industrial Complex." What would Jesus say? LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  18. 83

    THIRSTY TAKES

    From Colbert's late-night swan song, to Bruce turning Boston into his personal pulpit, to Lisa Rinna jumping headfirst into the L.A. Mayor's race… even though she admits she knows nothing but drops her opinion anyway... The question: Should celebs just shut up & stick to entertaining… or do you secretly love their clueless hot takes? 

  19. 82

    LAUGH LINE

    Stephen Colbert's classic interview w/ CNN's Kaitlan Collins: the host said, "you guys are objective over there," and the whole audience erupted. Elsewhere, Xavier Becerra running for CA Gov wants you to vote as if your lawn depended on it. Instead, why not LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  20. 81

    INFINITE HUNGER

    Gavin Newsom & his politician friends want to save you from AI… But the real creators? The ones who actually make jobs — Jensen Huang, Jeff Bezos, and evil Musk — they're whispering the truth- the demand for problem solvers is infinite. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

  21. 80

    IS A.I. THE NEW COVID?

    Politicians are lining up and they're here to help! Meanwhile Evil Trump endorses Spencer Pratt. Is that good or bad? Lol Either way LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck Because we're READY FOR RAIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

  22. 79

    GIVE WAR A CHANCE

    Persian Gulf about to EXPLODE… but the NYT's already gone full Iranian propaganda mode! Kevin O'Leary just bodied millennials for dropping $28 on lunch like it's a war crime.  Elon's baby mama claims he straight-up engineered the 2024 election… w/ 10,000 space lasers.  And Jesse Watters "confirms" there are FOUR kinds of space aliens currently chilling in U.S. government custody. Give war a chance, or... LEAVE ROOM 4 JESUS: https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  23. 78

    CA Primary Heist

    Lefties: in full meltdown as the CA Gubernatorial & LA Mayor primaries barrel toward June 2. Their move? Change the laws to rig the game — because a crowded Dem field might hand both top spots to Republicans.  I'm READY FOR RAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA Meanwhile: Is China quietly bankrolling the "grassroots" mobs opposing DATA CENTERS across America? Slowing our AI dominance while they race ahead? Coincidence? Or coordinated sabotage? 

  24. 77

    3 TELLS TRUMPS CHINA TRIP WAS BOSS

    Trump & his CEOs are wheels up in China & haters are already screaming "humiliation" over his 16 $Trillion Flight. We're dropping the 3 undeniable tells that prove it was a straight-up power move. Meanwhile, LA's Nithya Raman wants to ban backyard barbecues on windy days… but says exactly ZERO about the 35% of wildfires started by homeless encampments.  Are you READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

  25. 76

    TRUMP & Xi: THUCYDIDES TRAP or FANTASTIC FUTURE?

    Trump & Xi — the two big dogs on the planet — sat down to decide the fate of the 21st Century. Xi leans in...  warns of the Thucydides Trap. Trump grins & drops: "We have a fantastic future together." Taiwan. Iran. Trade. Power. Ego. Is this the birth of a brand-new world order… or the opening act of something way more dangerous? You do NOT want to miss this one.  Time to LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck  

  26. 75

    Trump's Beijing Chef's Kiss

    Evil Trump didn't send diplomats to Beijing. He rolled up w/ the ultimate CEO dream team: Elon Musk (world's richest man) Jensen Huang (Nvidia boss making the Blackwell chips China is BANNED from buying) Tim Cook …and more heavyweights. Wouldn't you sell your soul to be a fly on the wall when they sit down with Xi?  Did they LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  27. 74

    DROPOUT FLYBY

    LA Mayor race just got spicy! Nithya Raman joins Karen Bass as last-minute dropouts from the 2nd debate.Meanwhile, Trump (probably flying right over LA) is en route to China with a who's-who of American CEOs like Elon Musk to convince President Xi: doing business with the U.S. beats backing the rogues in Iran.   LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  28. 73

    READY FOR RAIN

    LA Mayoral Candidate Spencer Pratt is running the most sensational AI campaign in America right now. Viral Batman-level hero ads. Reality-TV fire meets cutting-edge tech. The establishment is shook. ARE YOU READY? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA&list=RDNWD-x3GIUFA&start_radio=1

  29. 72

    SPILLED SECRETS

    Buckle up, truth-chasers—today's the day the government finally cracks open the vault. "Evil Trump" just unleashed the first official drop of never-before-seen UFO/UAP files, complete w/ photos, vids, and pilot reports! Meanwhile, halfway across the world, Iran's excess oil is literally slipping into the Persian Gulf—massive slicks visible from space amid the ongoing Hormuz blockade chaos. Coincidence? Distraction? Or just another wild Friday in 2026?  We break it all down with zero filter, maximum spice. And don't forget.... LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  30. 71

    ALPHA PRATT

    Spencer Pratt, The Hills legend, didn't just show up last night—he absolutely cooked the competition and turned it into his personal highlight reel. He made Karen Bass & Nithya Raman look like the out-of-touch big-city bureaucrats they are.

  31. 70

    GAME OVER?

    Apparently talks are moving with Iran. The Stock Market loves it, but is it for real? Leave Room for Jesus is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  32. 69

    BOOK SMART

    Trump published The Art of the Deal in 1987. I suspected a re-reading would provide some insight into how he conducts his Presidency. I was not disappointed. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck  

  33. 68

    BROKEN SPIRIT

    Trump squeezes the IRGC and launches Project Freedom in the Strait of Hormuz, while over the weekend, the airline that made flying feel like a Greyhound bus with wings… is now history. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck   Spirit Airlines crashes and burns.

  34. 67

    OH, SNAP

    The Patience of Job cracks – Scott Jennings drops the F-Bomb on CNN. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck    

  35. 66

    HOTLINE

    Vlad Dials Trump – 90 Minutes of Power Moves on Ukraine & Iran. The usual suspects scream "Trump's in Putin's pocket!" meanwhile, Trump is doing what he does best: 5th Avenue thinking, big-league results. Virtue-signaling photo-ops are for Euro-weenies.  LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS- a song about Life's great lessons, which often come from the little things we rebelled against as kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  36. 65

    NO KINGS LOL

    iHeart host Charlemagne blames Trump for his own assassination attempt while King Charles addresses a joint session of Congress.  Democrats applaud! Leave Room For Jesus is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  37. 64

    WEASEL WORDS

    After the THIRD assassination attempt on President Trump, Jimmy Kimmel explains his widow comment about Melania was merely a joke about their age difference. Jimmy should LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  38. 63

    RHETORIC RELOADED

    The saddest thing about Saturday's assassination attempt is that, outside of an investigation into the obvious security breech, we will learn absolutely nothing from it. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  39. 62

    OIL PRESSURE

    Because the US blockade means Iran can't offload crude, they're running out of places to store what they can't sell & shutting down wells damages them. Their other option is to burn it. Situation apparently critical this weekend. For your dining & dancing pleasure: LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  40. 61

    GRADE INFLATION

    CA Gubernatorial numbskull Katie Porter rates Newsom just shy of the stratosphere on managing the state's Homelessness disaster. Elsewhere, Johnny Goodlooking over at ABC News airs FAF Iranian propaganda vid. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck  

  41. 60

    CHEERS VS TEHRAN

    Trump's Iran ceasefire: Wall Street cheers while haters echo Tehran. "Jackson Brown meets a confessional booth"  LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  42. 59

    PLAYING FOOTSIE

    Senator and bearded man, Chris Murphy gets cute, cozying up to IRGC propaganda on X. Hilarity ensues as he is accused of rooting for Iran.  Leave Room for Jesus here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  43. 58

    SIGNAL TO NOISE

    Wars are noisy, and I'm not talking about guns, bombs & bullets. We hear non stop criticism of Operation Epic Fury, yet nothing about the cracks and disarray in the IRGC. Remarkably, in war silence is also noise. Elsewhere on Earth: Jackson Brown meets a confessional booth: warm acoustic guitars, gentle electric leads, and a groove that sways like a slow prom song you never forgot. Enjoy LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  44. 57

    ART OF THE DEAL

    Iran has agreed to "open the strait," meanwhile the blockade is still in place. This is stock market dopamine, but it's not over yet. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  45. 56

    GASSHOLE

    Kamala Harris flew to Charlotte yesterday to grandstand about gas prices; her vid being a great example of why the U.S. has kicked the can down the road in Iran for 47 years. Critics point out gas was 18% more expensive when she was in office. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS got its first FM airplay last night. Be in on the ground floor here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  46. 55

    JUNK TEXTS

    Megyn Kelly, who's gone full Candace Owens on Operation Epic fury, takes a break and drops a truth bomb on Eric Swalwell, who likes to send certain ladies unsolicited pics of his man parts. LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  47. 54

    GOT DIRT?

    What does one have to do to be forced out of Congress? Eric Swalwell, who as recently as 2 days ago was the leading Democratic candidate for Governor of the largest state in the U.S, has now resigned after a tsunami of emerging sex scandals. Eric should have left room for Jesus! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck&list=RDMM5vjkc6JOSck&start_radio=1

  48. 53

    THE HEALER

    After Pope Leo threw shade all over Operation Epic Fury, evil Trump posted an A.I. image of himself as a Christ-like healer. Cue performative outrage! Speaking of Jesus: My latest vid, LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

  49. 52

    LODESTAR

    While most media obsess over the potential downside of Operation Epic Fury, JP Morgan CEO, Jamie Dimon's appearance on Fox this AM is a welcome beacon and compass going forward.

  50. 51

    AMPING UP

    Stoking anger & resentment at an Eat the Rich rally in the Bronx over the weekend, Bernie Sanders declared war on A.I and Elon Musk. Bernie's from the government & he's here to help you!

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