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Tony Fauci bobbleheads are hitting the clearance rack harder than a lab leak denial — deep discounts all around as the 85-year-old former NIAID boss prepares to sit under the hot lights of Congress tomorrow. Rand Paul has been screaming from the rafters for years, subpoena in hand, diary pages flying, gain-of-function questions loaded… and still the real outrage remains: after the lockdowns, the mandates, the origins fog, the shifting stories, and the body count, almost nobody is likely to be held accountable for the whole COVID caper.       Tony Fauci bobbleheads are selling at a deep discount as he prepares to testify in front of Congress tomorrow. The real outage is that even with Rand Paul screaming from the rafters, no one will likely be held accountable for the COVID caper.

L.A. homeless numbers climb again after billions vanish into the void. Some "patriot" leaks WH meeting notes: we're basically out of ammo in the Mideast. Fauci's diary drops: he privately clocked COVID's kill rate at a mild 0.2-0.3%… then jacked it sky-high for Congress.               

Elon Musk Turns the Tables on Zanny Minton Beddoes, Comfortably Numb Editor of the London-Based Economist, Picture it: the velvet-gloved queen of the globalist dinner-party set flies into Texas, sits down at the Gigafactory with the man who actually builds the future… and tries to lecture him like she's still grading PPE papers at Oxford. Hilarity ensues.  

We quote the late, great writer P.J. O'Rourke: The 3 Branches of Government are, Money, Power & Bullshit.

On Capitol Hill, Pete Hegseth steps up to the mic for supplemental funding testimony and immediately brings the heat. Elsewhere, in the clown car politics dept, CA wannabe governor, Xavier Becerra declares that the only authentic tacos come from unregulated random dudes on the street — no permits, no rules, just vibes & sketchy carts.

Trump warns Houthis- try to choke the Red Sea and America will "take care of business."  Meanwhile during a police chase thru Lynwood, CA, guy being "chased" stopped for gas. He later escaped on foot. Evil Joe connects the dots between global power plays & peak LA stupidity in one unfiltered rant.

Trump is moving pieces on the global board. He handing the World Cup to Spain while Iran wheezes through its final death rattle. We break down exactly why the regime in Tehran is finished, why Spain got the golden ticket, and why strength is the only language that actually works. 

Iran's pounding, for the moment is temporarily on the back burner, so today's political firestorm is over the President's speech on election security last night. What's real and what's fake? We break it down.  

Trump addresses the Nation tonight. Will he allege the CIA & Intelligence "community" suppressed election interference in 2020? Stay tuned.

They're not just swatting judges anymore—they're ordering pizza to their houses using the name of a judge's son who got gunned down at his mom's front door in 2020. And now Amy Coney Barrett's family is catching slices too. Bridge & Tunnel week is coming, Iran's on line 1 again saying 'please daddy Trump make deal,' but we've heard it all before. This time the crust is extra crispy w/ intimidation.  

Senator Josh Hawley says we should at least look into it. Meanwhile the late Senator's sister, Darline has been appointed to serve out his term.

The US has always had the Big Stick. We've just been waiting for a cowboy to pick it up. Trump this morning declares we are the Guardian Angel of the Strait of Hormuz. We'll charge a 20% cargo fee for safe passage. Meanwhile in the wake of Lindsey Graham's sudden passing, Adam Schiff wastes zero seconds trotting out another War Powers Resolution to kneecap the whole operation.

Tucker Carlson's gone full dystopian homeboy painting A.I. as a silicone serpent slithering into our lives sucking up all the water, electricity & jobs.  Meanwhile former olympian, David Hearn pleads not guilty to TDS at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. He's looking at 10 years.

Trump doubles down on strikes, the end game-economic strangulation. Kharg Island, the Crown Jewel of Iran's oil industry is in the crosshairs.

Trump holds a press conference at the NATO meeting this AM. While giving feckless members the side eye, Iran's back on the front burner hotter than a Strait of Hormuz tanker fire. The President walks a fine line between Herbert Hoover & Teddy Roosevelt. 

Trump touches down in Ankara like he owns the place. Erdogan rolls out the red carpet thicker than a Turkish rug, and the rest of NATO gets front-row seats to the ultimate bromance sequel. Deals, dinners, (Greenland is on the menu, lol) and enough shade to power a solar farm. Hilarity? Guaranteed.     Trump is in Turkey at a NATO meeting. Hilarity ensues.

While the fireworks are still smoking ignorant people get bored. The Declaration didn't promise utopia—it armed free people with the ultimate cheat code against tyranny. 250 years in, some are still trying to cancel the source code. Others are reloading it.        

On the eve of America's 250th birthday, we're diving deep into why the Declaration of Independence remains one of the most explosive, influential, and revolutionary pieces of parchment ever written — a document that didn't just birth a nation, it lit the fuse for global freedom movements that reshaped the world.    

Buckle up, hairless apes- America's throwing a birthday bash for its bad-ass past while the Left doubles down on importing the Third World. As Trump heads to the Teddy Roosevelt Presidential Library, one side celebrates American exceptionalism, while victorious DSA candidates in Colorado wave red flags & cheer on open borders.  

SCOTUS rules that babies born to those illegally in the U.S. are citizens under the 14th Amendment. MENSA reject Ketanji Brown Jackson argues it's like stealing a wallet in Japan.   

Like a slumlord papering over the cracks in a roach infested rent controlled apartment, NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani pulled a Hakeem with a smile and a pivot, pretending the 'new' Democratic Socialism isn't the same old cancer that's been metastasizing since Bernie and AOC turned the Dems into a grievance factory.   

As we roll into the final weekend before America's 250th B-day bash, we examine the political tug of war over the President's efforts to spiff up the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, which is becoming an apt metaphor for the D.C. swamp itself. What would the Founding Geezers think?  

The ground is literally shaking in Venezuela while the political fault lines in America crack wide open. Twin monsters hit South America, socialist crazies sweep NYC primaries, the socialist wing just ate Hakeem's lunch, and this AM SCOTUS slapped down (or neutered) Trump's TPS rollback.

Socialist Earthquake in last night's NYC primary as 3 DSA congressional candidates defeat business-as-usual democrats. Some, like Steven A Smith think this bodes well for the midterms, others caution... be careful what you wish for! Somewhere, the ghost of  H.L. Mencken is pouring a stiff drink & lighting a cigar.  

Now that Musk and Ro Khanna have swatted the hornets nest that is USAID, we learn some of that money ended up at the Wuhan Institute! Non profit money laundering is a thing in CA, too with Gavin and his wife taking full advantage of state laws which allow them to play fast & loose.  

Elon Musk just signaled lawsuit inbound on Rep. Ro Khanna (CA) after he dropped a nuclear-level exaggeration: claiming 4.5 million kids have been "sentenced to death" by DOGE's defunding of USAID. Elsewhere, after a rocky weekend, the Iranian talks continue but the MOU is like an iceberg, there's a lot more going on just underneath the surface.  

The Iran deal survives its first major hiccup after yet another overnight Israel-Hezbollah skirmish. Then the man who helped build a $3-trillion A.I. empire finally explains why he's worn the exact same black leather jacket, black shirt, and black pants for decades. Decision fatigue? Genius? Or just rich-guy laziness?  

Adam Schiff joins the ranks of Lefties lining up to lust after Elon's cash, I'd like to point out that if we harvested 1 kidney from the total number of politicians in the U.S. we could give one to every person currently on the wait list.

Trump holds court at the G-7. We break down the Memorandum of Understanding w/ Iran and explain what it means. Trump- if they get cute we'll drop more bombs on their heads, then drops a metaphorical one, "They laughed at Obama," they said, "He's a stupid son of a bitch."

Price of oil way down, as Trump announces he's going to read the Iran deal out loud during a press conference, to force the "journalists" in the media to accurately cover it. Meanwhile, whistleblowers come forward & allege that Gavin & his wife, Jennifer are playing fast & loose with government $. He's crying he's on Trump's hit list. DoJ investigates.

The Stock Market explodes as The Iran deal drops this Friday. Obama's response: low-key bitter. Trump hosts UFC 250 on the South Lawn at the WH. Smug lefties like David Brooks at PBS hate it- calling it evidence of cultural decline. Men wearing dresses reading to kids and competing in women's sports was fine, though. Pick a lane.     

SpaceX just dropped the biggest IPO in history — a record-shattering $75 billion monster that could push Elon Musk into official trillionaire territory. Rockets are flying, the valuation is insane, and right on cue a conga line of lefty cash vampires has formed up, hips swinging, nostrils flaring, ready to tax, regulate, steal every last dollar of that new wealth. Meanwhile, in L.A. they're still counting ballots ten days after the "election."  R u READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Trump just opened a massive can of whoop ass on Iran — and he's not done. He's going FULL BANCHI & taking Kharg Island, Iran's golden oil-export goose in the Persian Gulf. The man with the Big Stick- finally swinging hard. Meanwhile… SpaceX goes PUBLIC tomorrow in what's shaping up to be the largest IPO in history. Rocket fuel for the markets or the ultimate hype cycle? Joe's got the investor take you actually need: Keep your powder dry. Let the big dogs eat first. Don't be the retail chump chasing the opening pop.  

Jimmy Kimmel just threw a parade on Spencer Pratt's political corpse because LA gets to stay exactly the same level of screwed… and Skid Row voters got paid to make sure of it. Meanwhile, the Iran ceasefire might already be toast. Stay tuned. R u Ready for Rain yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Steve Hilton just crashed the general election for California governor. The candidate w/ zero tolerance for Sacramento's clown show just survived the top-two jungle primary bloodbath. Meanwhile in L.A.: Homeless people used as human ballot-signing machines. Signature gatherers paying Skid Row residents $2–$3 (plus cigs and phone cards) to register to vote and sign petitions. Meanwhile- DOJ Catches the SPLC Red-Handed Playing Dress-Up With Nazis" Same energy: treat desperate people like props, harvest the signatures, cash the checks, and pretend it's "democracy."      

Ignorance meets lows standards! Nithya Raman surged past Spencer Pratt over the weekend, exploding accusations of election fraud in California. Sloppy bureaucracy?  Straight-up theft in broad daylight? Or.... Moronic electorate?  Meanwhile, Evil Trump walks out of his Meet the Press interview after Kristen Welker demands "evidence" on the CA rigging claims. Trump pulls a Pacino, "This whole court is out of order."  Performative outrage? Or... is the President calling out the corrupt political/media cabal in America?   R u READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Tired of watching democracy get waterboarded with mail-in ballots? Election Month continues in CA and SCOTUS is poised to weigh in as late "results" tilt the scales against Steve Hilton & Spencer Pratt in favor of Democrat hegemony.

Election Fraud is trending and while Iran is tossed aside like yesterday's losing lottery ticket, all eyes are laser-focused on California. Evil Trump's demanding a full federal investigation into the Vote. The truth is that each party votes differently. One side wants speed & security. The other side prioritizes "participation over speed," catering to the lowest common denominator which delivers the usual chaos & confusion. R U READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA    

Welcome to Jungleland. CA Primary "results" are in!  The scenario where California politics gets weirder than your ex's group chat. As it stands now, Karen Bass is staring down Spencer Pratt for L.A. Mayor & Steve Hilton is lining up against Xavier Becerra for Governor. But before you start printing victory banners or rage-tweeting, remember: it's California. It'll take weeks (maybe months) to count every last mail-in ballot, and you NEVER know what's gonna happen once the late-night "discoveries" start rolling in. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

It's Primary Day in the People's Republic of California. Will the Lefty machine steamroll everything in its path like it always does… or are we about to witness a Pratt miracle so improbable it makes the '69 Mets look like a sure thing? And right on cue, Bernie Sanders slithers out and demands a 50% public stake in every major AI company. That's right — the government wants to own half your robot overlords before they even finish inventing them. Socialism's newest wet dream… or the fastest way to kill the one industry still trying to save us from the idiots in charge? I'll LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

Nithya Raman, candidate for L.A. Mayor gets a front row seat to her own policy masterpiece over the weekend as she woke up to a perfectly staged "homeless encampment" on her Silver Lake lawn – complete w/ tents, trash, old tires, and a BBQ setup. Final shots also being fired in the race for CA gov as Tom Steyer is lighting money on fire like it's 2020. Elsewhere the war's just getting started over A.I. Data Centers, but the real danger is the politicians who want to step in and "help."

You think the LA Mayor's race is just some Hollywood sideshow with Spencer Pratt slinging healing crystals & trolling elites? WRONG. This fight is BIGGER THAN LA. It's the ultimate red-pill showdown against THE MACHINE – that faceless, soulless establishment beast that demands business as usual, no matter how broken, corrupt, or delusional it gets. The Machine sells Jill Biden's shiny new memoir View from the East Wing like it's gospel… she hits every talk show denying Joe's cognitive collapse, calling it "he just slowed down" and "same old Joe." Lies on sale now – pre-order your denial today! The Machine doesn't care about your city, your crime, your taxes, your wildfires, or the truth. It only cares about preserving its power. Doesn't matter if you're in Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, or your quiet suburban hell – this is YOUR war. And yesterday? Jake Tapper on CNN delivered the clinic: watch exactly how The Machine spots a threat… then destroys it. Hegemony protected. Dissent crushed. Status quo victorious. R U Ready For Rain? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA    

On the Fox & Friends couch this AM Spencer Pratt claimed he's got divine backup for next week's LA Mayoral Primary. Elsewhere Jill Biden takes gaslighting to a whole new level claiming she'd never seen Joe glitch & stall out like he did during that disastrous 2024 debate. Who's more delusional? 

Trump holds cabinet meeting and drops last night's Senate victory in TX as proof he can outlast Iran. Is a deal eminent? Elsewhere-even if Spencer Pratt wins outright next Tuesday, he'd be hauled into court faster than you can say, "Homeless Industrial Complex." What would Jesus say? LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

From Colbert's late-night swan song, to Bruce turning Boston into his personal pulpit, to Lisa Rinna jumping headfirst into the L.A. Mayor's race… even though she admits she knows nothing but drops her opinion anyway... The question: Should celebs just shut up & stick to entertaining… or do you secretly love their clueless hot takes? 

Stephen Colbert's classic interview w/ CNN's Kaitlan Collins: the host said, "you guys are objective over there," and the whole audience erupted. Elsewhere, Xavier Becerra running for CA Gov wants you to vote as if your lawn depended on it. Instead, why not LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

Gavin Newsom & his politician friends want to save you from AI… But the real creators? The ones who actually make jobs — Jensen Huang, Jeff Bezos, and evil Musk — they're whispering the truth- the demand for problem solvers is infinite. Who's READY FOR RAIN? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA  

Politicians are lining up and they're here to help! Meanwhile Evil Trump endorses Spencer Pratt. Is that good or bad? Lol Either way LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck Because we're READY FOR RAIN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA

Persian Gulf about to EXPLODE… but the NYT's already gone full Iranian propaganda mode! Kevin O'Leary just bodied millennials for dropping $28 on lunch like it's a war crime.  Elon's baby mama claims he straight-up engineered the 2024 election… w/ 10,000 space lasers.  And Jesse Watters "confirms" there are FOUR kinds of space aliens currently chilling in U.S. government custody. Give war a chance, or... LEAVE ROOM 4 JESUS: https://www.you tube.com/watch?v=5vjkc6JOSck

Lefties: in full meltdown as the CA Gubernatorial & LA Mayor primaries barrel toward June 2. Their move? Change the laws to rig the game — because a crowded Dem field might hand both top spots to Republicans.  I'm READY FOR RAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWD-x3GIUFA Meanwhile: Is China quietly bankrolling the "grassroots" mobs opposing DATA CENTERS across America? Slowing our AI dominance while they race ahead? Coincidence? Or coordinated sabotage?