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Excuse Me!

by Mark-John Clifford

When it comes to life there is always a need for an excuse for the right or possibly wrong occasion. Excuses are like a****** (you know what I mean) everyone has one, but good ones are not always at the tip of your tongue. So we're here to give you that perfect excuse. The one you've been looking for. Our motto: One a day keep you out of harm's​ way. While we don't endorse these excuses, they are the best we could find.

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Episodes

  1. A Komodo Dragon & IHOP Changes Name

    A Komodo Dragon & IHOP Changes Name. Excuse Me!

  2. Tweets That Beg The Words Excuse Me

    We’re changing content on the show to make Excuse Me more relevant and true to those two words Excuse Me!

  3. More Excuses and 2 Jokes

    Yes! We’ve added jokes to the show.

  4. Excuses Not to Start a Business

    A little different take today on Excuse Me. Listen in.

  5. Don’t Want to Workout?

    Here are 4 excuses that end up being a vicious circle of excuses!

  6. Excuses 90-98 from 99

    Here’s a list of some crazy, idiotic excuses from a list of 99 excuses to leave work. I wouldn’t try any of these!

  7. Do You Need an Excuse?

    Do you really want to get out of work or something else? Is an excuse the only way out?

  8. I’m Not Ready

    Excuse #1 by me...I’m just not ready!

  9. Changes in Programming

    No worries! We’re making some needed changes. Hope you approve?

  10. More Excuses For Getting Out Of Work

    More of the 99 excuses for getting out of work!

  11. Excuses Not To Work Out!

    We’re back with a few more excuses for not working out!

  12. Worst Excuses Continued

    WARNING! Do not use these excuses! You’ve been warned!

  13. Worst Excuses & My Excuse for Yesterday

    It’s not a good excuse, but it’s honest. Plus a few of the worst Excuses an employee could and has used.

  14. 17 Excuses for Flaking Out

    Want to abandon ship on your friends going out this weekend? Here’s a few suggestions to consider.

  15. More Excuses For Not Working Out

    Here’s 3 more for your list of reasons not to work out. See you all Monday

  16. Excuses for Being Late to Work

    Here are a few of the best, worst, and bizarre excuses for being late to work. Tomorrow more excuses for not working out!

  17. Skipping Out Of Work Excuses

    Need to leave work early? Need to just get away from your boss? We have you covered.

  18. Best & Worst Excuses for Work

    You want the best and worst excuses for work? Well here they are.

  19. Excuses for Not Working Out

    Need an excuse for Monday morning workout blues? We have 3 for you today. More coming later in the week. Tomorrow some excuses for skipping work.

  20. Excuse Me #5

    It’s the final 2 excuses of the top 10 and their both on track my friends. Be careful of 9 and don’t be scared to use #10.

  21. Excuse Me. #4

    We’re almost finished with the top ten. Today we’re at numbers 7 & 8. Number 8 is my choice.

  22. Excuse Me. #3

    In the middle of the top ten, today excuses 5&6 are featured.

  23. Excuse Me. Episode 2

    Excuses 3 & 4 from the top 10 excuses for anything.

  24. Excuse Me # 1.

    It’s official. We are live.

  25. Get Ready For Excuse Me!

    It all starts tomorrow.

  26. Coming Soon. Excuse Me!

    We’re giving you excuses to use. One a day to stay out of harms way. Visit us Monday - Friday.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

When it comes to life there is always a need for an excuse for the right or possibly wrong occasion. Excuses are like a****** (you know what I mean) everyone has one, but good ones are not always at the tip of your tongue. So we're here to give you that perfect excuse. The one you've been looking for. Our motto: One a day keep you out of harm's​ way. While we don't endorse these excuses, they are the best we could find.

HOSTED BY

Mark-John Clifford

CATEGORIES

comedy

Frequently Asked Questions

How many episodes does Excuse Me! have?

Excuse Me! currently has 26 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Excuse Me! about?

When it comes to life there is always a need for an excuse for the right or possibly wrong occasion. Excuses are like a****** (you know what I mean) everyone has one, but good ones are not always at the tip of your tongue. So we're here to give you that perfect excuse. The one you've been looking...

How often does Excuse Me! release new episodes?

Excuse Me! has 26 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

Where can I listen to Excuse Me!?

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Who hosts Excuse Me!?

Excuse Me! is created and hosted by Mark-John Clifford.
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