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Existence Brewing

Two guys are grabbing coffee and discussing everything from current events to philosophy.  

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  1. 161

    Jimothy & The Girl In The Red Bikini (Because We're Testing Out A Theory){EB-108}

    It's that time again, as Jack & Michael meet up at Existence Brewing for a swerve about theme restaurants; the lost art of being quiet and alone whilst here on Earth; and how thinking the worst might be the best thing for you.  Jack also shares his repugnance for a car dealership in Georgia that recently sold a Mini Cooper to a blind man.Drop us a line

  2. 160

    Existence Brewing Download - Remembering Ted Turner

    From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"Drop us a line

  3. 159

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Defining America's Generations Through Warfare

    From Existence Brewing Episode #105: "The Doomsday Watch Party (Who's Got The Chips?)"Drop us a line

  4. 158

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Grandma's License Plate Frame

    From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"Drop us a line

  5. 157

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - To Like Me Is To Forsake Me...At Least When Texting

    From Existence Brewing Episode #107: "The One We Forgot To Name"Drop us a line

  6. 156

    The One We Forgot To Name (EB-107)

    Jack & Michael return for a 66-minute romp at their ol' prohibitionist watering hole to conversate about the ruination of baseball over the past thirty years; the polarizing effects of ranch dressing on the masses; the ridiculous rules that have been built around calling someone you just met for the first time; and Jack's dislike for unrequited text messages through the use of a simple emoji or programmed response.Drop us a line

  7. 155

    Unlimited Edition (EB-106)

    Another sit-down, another curious convo for Jack & Michael at Existence Brewing, as they ramp on topics including insurance industry advertising icons of the modern era and the Satanic-themed limited edition sneakers that reportedly contain human blood in the soles. Michael also gives Jack a pop-quiz that quantifies how ruined his tender frontal lobe is due to 80s television commercial jingles, and Jack also expounds on the tortures of being a collector by nature.Drop us a line

  8. 154

    The Doomsday Watch Party (Who's Got The Chips?) [EB-105]

    Jack & Michael have a lot to dish in this episode at Existence Brewing, including topics like generational vernacular and a new app that tracks private jets to estimate a potential doomsday event for the planet. Jack also shares his animus about a recent incident involving a driver who blocked traffic on a busy roadway to wait in the McDonald's drive-thru, as well as directing his ire towards a college softball player who eats ladybugs for good luck.Drop us a line

  9. 153

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Wrath Of Con

    From Existence Brewing Episode #99: "Bee-ing & Nothingness"Drop us a line

  10. 152

    Existence Brewing Download - The Trinity Of Corporeal Responsibility

    From Existence Brewing Episode #77: "Watching You Like A Hawk Tuah!"Drop us a line

  11. 151

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Black Hoodie & The White Wifebeater

    From Existence Brewing Episode #104: "Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference"Drop us a line

  12. 150

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Peaches & Cream And Her Racist Dream

    From Existence Brewing Episode #103: "Never Blame A Rainbow For The Rain"Drop us a line

  13. 149

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Things That Needle, Stone & Tap One's Eyes, Kidneys & Spine

    From Existence Brewing Episode #96: "The Penny For Your Thoughts They No Longer Make"Drop us a line

  14. 148

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Chat STD

    From Existence Brewing Episode #89: "Win, Place Or Snowed"Drop us a line

  15. 147

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Obscure Magic Of FEX & Gary Higgins

    From Existence Brewing Episode #96: "The Penny For Your Thoughts They No Longer Make"Drop us a line

  16. 146

    Existence Brewing Download - Let It Bee

    From Existence Brewing Episode #99: "Bee-ing & Nothingness"Drop us a line

  17. 145

    Land Of The Lost & Found, But Nobody Knows The Difference (EB-104)

    Another rendezvous at Existence Brewing for Jack & Michael stirs up numerous points of verbal interest, including the untold life of recently-departed cable TV mogul Ted Turner and the accismus of those who criticize others for telling what they call "dad jokes." Jack also takes aim at a recent license plate frame he saw while driving and offers a rare glimpse of his anthropophilic side by offering his latest justification for believing in the reptilian conspiracy theory.Drop us a line

  18. 144

    Existence Brewing Download - The Two Eggs On A Plate Hypocrisy

    From Existence Brewing Episode #98 - "Polar Vortex"Drop us a line

  19. 143

    Existence Brewing Download - Epstein-Cancelling Headphones

    From Existence Brewing Episode #98 - "Polar Vortex"Drop us a line

  20. 142

    Existence Brewing Download - The Truth Will Set You Free

    From Existence Brewing Episode #92: "I Ate My Golden Ticket"Drop us a line

  21. 141

    Existence Brewing Download - No Hotel For The Homeless

    From Existence Brewing Episode #93: "Santa Claus & Effect"Drop us a line

  22. 140

    Never Blame A Rainbow For The Rain (EB-103)

    In their latest rendezvous at Existence Brewing, Jack & Michael lean into a myriad of unscheduled topics, such as the ego's place in being human and the modern world's bent for slinging unfounded labels at people in order to "cancel" them. Jack also lays deserving waste to a new TV commercial for a luxury SUV.Drop us a line

  23. 139

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - A Boy And His Ball & Why Dolphin Love Was Forbidden

    From Existence Brewing Episode #91: "'Twas The Blight Before Christmas"Drop us a line

  24. 138

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Pen Is Only Mightier Than The Sword If The Right Person Is Using It

    From Existence Brewing Episode #77: "Watching You Like A Hawk Tuah!"Drop us a line

  25. 137

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Tennessee Congressman's Satanic Panic Over UAPs & Richard Nixon Shows Jackie Gleason A Dead Alien Being

    From Existence Brewing Episode #102: "Don't Ask Questions, Just Do What The Government Says And Panic"Drop us a line

  26. 136

    Existence Brewing Download - How To Properly Embalm A Consumer For Zombieism

    From Existence Brewing Episode #89: "Win, Place Or Snowed"Drop us a line

  27. 135

    Don't Ask Questions, Just Do What The Government Says And Panic (EB-102)

    There's a lot filling up Jack & Michael's cups on this episode of Existence Brewing, as the two tip back topics including one Tennessee congressman's renewing of 80's brand Satanic panic over those who are trying to extend a hand across the Universe to contact extraterrestrial beings; the continuing history of weather balloons being used to explain away credible UFO sightings; and the disturbing trend of using artificial intelligence to circumvent the natural process of grieving for a lost loved one. Jack also verbally eviscerates podcaster Joe Rogan in the show's inaugural installment of a feature called Ventilation Shaft.Drop us a line

  28. 134

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Origins Of The Slim Jim & Can You Remember The Worst Cup Of Coffee You've Ever Had

    From Existence Brewing Episode #92: "I Ate My Golden Ticket"Drop us a line

  29. 133

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The End Of Fulfillment In One's Quest For A Hostess Snowball

    From Existence Brewing Episode #92: "I Ate My Golden Ticket"Drop us a line

  30. 132

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - Why Beautiful Women Should Inspire Men To Do Great Things To Someone Else

    From Existence Brewing Episode #78: "Deal-A-Meal"Drop us a line

  31. 131

    Existence Brewing Single Shot - The Continuing Saga Of Lambaste & Potable

    From Existence Brewing Episode #100: "99 Bottles Of Jeer On The Wall + 1"Drop us a line

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Two guys are grabbing coffee and discussing everything from current events to philosophy.

HOSTED BY

Jack Hansen & Michael Elliott

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How many episodes does Existence Brewing have?

Existence Brewing currently has 31 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is Existence Brewing about?

Two guys are grabbing coffee and discussing everything from current events to philosophy.  

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Existence Brewing has 31 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Existence Brewing is created and hosted by Jack Hansen & Michael Elliott.
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