Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.***Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.Much love and thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co

In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say,love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.[00:01:21] Local cannon polishing ceremony. [00:04:13] Cannon polishing techniques. [00:08:55] Patriotic performance by Lindsay and Woolsey. [00:10:51] Tour group narrowly avoids cannonball.

Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan on "Expertease" to delve into the unusual and entertaining world of knitting for global and community causes. Clare's passion for knitting transcends the traditional, as she discusses her initiative to create Afghans that symbolize and facilitate the hope of helping people in Afghanistan. This leads to a series of tongue-in-cheek discussions about the effectiveness and sincerity of such charitable efforts, touching on themes of idealism and practicality.The episode explores Clare's broader vision of using knitting to address social and environmental challenges, proposing innovative yet whimsical solutions like knitted solar panels and a world where everyday objects are transformed by the touch of yarn. In a segment that highlights the humorous rivalry within the needlecraft community, Clare's disdain for crochet becomes evident, yet it serves as a backdrop for discussing the unifying power of crafts and creativity.As the episode unfolds, the arrival of Mother Ann Lee introduces a new dynamic, with her silent protest against double-needle knitting and her personal history adding layers of comedy and conflict. The podcast weaves together humor, expert knowledge, and a touch of the absurd to create an engaging narrative that celebrates the potential of knitting to foster connection and innovation. "Expertease" captures the essence of expert dialogue with a comedic twist, leaving listeners both amused and inspired by the possibilities of creativity in unexpected places.Takeaways: The podcast "Expertease" features an interview with expert knitter Clare Sera, discussing her creative and charitable knitting projects. Clare Sera has written a book titled "Afghans for Afghans" and discusses the unique concept of exchanging Afghans for people from Afghanistan. The discussion covers Clare's innovative knitting projects, such as knitting solar panels and exploring the idea of knit cars and offices. Clare's charitable endeavors include knitting for unwed mothers and exploring unconventional ways to support the homeless. The episode includes humorous exchanges about the rivalry between knitters and crocheters, highlighting the lighter side of craft culture. Clare Sera emphasizes the importance of knitting as a communal and positive force, suggesting a world softened by knitted creations.

WHACK. COOK. EAT.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.

Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.uEhwdXQuz2RUYDgxyM9M

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.Handy links to your Expertease Players:Danno Sullivan Play It Daily UkuleleTwitter: @sullivandanno.comKelly BasharTwitter @kellybasharInstagram https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/IMDB Profile: IMDBClare SeraTwitter: @claresera

INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.Handy links to your Expertease Players:Danno Sullivan Play It Daily UkuleleTwitter: @sullivandanno.comKelly BasharTwitter @kellybasharInstagram https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/IMDB Profile: IMDBClare SeraTwitter: @claresera

PHARAOH vs. FARROMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.JTHfmAbenhoIFEBblFlG

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Don't get your hopes up, perv.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.You charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

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No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to record. Fortunately, in some layers of the multiverse, this problem has already been solved.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

It's all about ME! Me, me, me!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Parachute safety tips.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzzMuch love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

We're putting the FUN in funeral!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.

We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens. 

When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan

The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Grease is just one of our words.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

No meteorologist? No problem!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Fast feast. Feast fast. Best feast. Best fast. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

When Clare and Danno go around on the town, they go AROUND the town. Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Synchronize watches... NOW.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

When a dynasty becomes a DENASTY. (Because bears live in dens, you see.)Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.We mentioned some past Expertease episodes in this episode:The Age of Napoleon Expertease, hereThe French Upholstery Expertease, hereSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

A wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! This mini-sode reveals Danno's secret talents and Clare's secret wishes.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The story of a code (and two pairs of pants).Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Clare finally gets her podcaster's license!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

This episode written by Sir Francis Bacon.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

We're getting voluble about your valuables!Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare SeraSay, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

Remember to keep your feet on the ground, and your head also on the ground.Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Your host and hostess with the most and mostess are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

There is no greater honor than to be honored with the offer of an honor. Will you honor our offer?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

What happens in Secret Santa if you pick your own name?Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.

The missing miss we’ve missed since she missed that island in 1937. FOUND AT LAST???Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin!Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.