PODCAST · comedy
Explicitly Said
by Maddie Quinney and Krista Land
One unqualified opinion at a time, these two not-so-genius girls talk about absolutely everything and absolutely nothing at all. Join Krista Land and Maddie Quinney for a ride of endless rambling and the occasional t-shirt-logo-original-saying that they'll forget by the following week. A note from the creators: Thank you to all 5 of you who decided to listen, we love you! In spite of but not because of William Land,Maddie and Krista
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statistics speaking, they're gay
Join us for a 2025 recap and a breakdown of what we would love to see in 2026. We are a bit rustyyyy, but bear with us we are just girls!!
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secret lives & hot goss
We are back......AGAIN! This episode we catch up on the last few months and deep dive Secret Lives of Mormon wives after binging the entire season in just a few days.
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i shaved my whole body for this: a pop culture recap
Take an everything shower with us as we reminisce on the top ten pop culture moments that shaped us. Also, we catch up on our lives and the latest DWTS tea!
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workplace tea!
This week, we spill all the workplace dram from our own experiences, and those of our listeners. Also, Krista catches us up on a true nightmare of an experience that happened to her over the weekend.
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praise to the (wo)man! pt. 2
This week (despite all the technical difficulties) Maddie tells her story about her faith deconstruction in Mormonism. The Universe resisted, but she's still here, baby!
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praise to the (wo)man! pt. 1
On this week's episode, Krista dives into her journey being post-Mormon. We love a good deconstruction story, and don't forget... Jesus slays!
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xoxo, gossip girl
This week, we *finally* tell the story of Maddie's Dan Humphrey moment in high school. After, our listeners spill their "seprets" as we dive into the latest hot goss that was written in.
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10
all things on adult friendships feat. Parker Wood !!
We are so pleased to bring our dear friend, Parker Wood, back onto the pod to talk all things adult friendships. This topic was brought to us by a submission we received months ago, so we hope you enjoy our takes on navigating this confusing aspect of adulthood!
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your girls are so back
After a few months of podcasting our hearts out, we took a much needed break. With the 2025 Summer being one of the busiest yet, we spend this episode catching you all up on what the f*** we have been up to for the last couple of months! Welcome back, our loyal listeners, hope our return gives you a much needed skingasm!!!! WE MISSED YOU
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your son's a furry
This week, we scour the Internet for any story or situation that piqued our interest....in typical fashion, it leads to a lot of rambling, reminiscing and take-aways.
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dear, Maddie and Krista
On this week’s episode, Maddie and Krista take it upon themselves, as self-proclaimed experts in absolutely everything, to dish out unsolicited (but surprisingly insightful) advice on listener submissions. They’ve got thoughts and they’re not afraid to share them!!!!
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mommy issues ! feat. Jordan Law
With Mother's Day just around the corner, we brought on Maddie’s very own sister, Jordan Law, to chat all things motherhood! While neither of us are moms (allegedly), we know motherhood is a wild, winding journey—and whether you’re a parent or just curious, we hope you’ll find this episode both insightful and a good time. Happy Mother's Day!
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columbus f*cked a manatee
This week, we cover a large variety of conspiracy theories and discuss our thoughts, feelings and opinions around them. In this episode, it's real important to NOT fact check us. Everything is alleged!
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boys need boyhood !!
On this episode, we had our listeners write in on what they feel is "girlhood" and "boyhood" coded. As expected, the boys did not respond... so, topics range from talking about getting your first period, to watching the Abduction make-out scene with Taylor Lautner <3
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everything and anything under the sun feat. Parker Wood !!
Join us for a very special guest this week: Parker Wood! Parker is the third member of our trio (or maybe Maddie is — the jury’s still out on that) and a co-host of the beloved Spilt Podcast. In this episode, we dive into what a day in Parker’s life looks like, as well as his experience being raised religiously while identifying as gay. If you stick around long enough, you’ll join the three of us for a taste test of The Little Bakery in Santaquin and a chaotic rapid-fire question game. <3
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listen more, talk less
This week on Explicitly Said, Krista and Maddie get violently humbled by the Universe as both their technology and get-to-know-you game turn on them and their podcast aspirations. Stay tuned to see if they continue this journey or if they decide this is the end of the road...in the meantime, they will continue to reminisce on the Hunger Games era, and catch up on Krista's Cabo trip.
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too scary for me !
Join high school best friends Maddie and Krista as they reminisce and scramble to find their footing, and ask the age old question .... fuck, marry, kill?: Edward Cullen, Jacob Black and Christian (Nathaniel) Grey.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
One unqualified opinion at a time, these two not-so-genius girls talk about absolutely everything and absolutely nothing at all. Join Krista Land and Maddie Quinney for a ride of endless rambling and the occasional t-shirt-logo-original-saying that they'll forget by the following week. A note from the creators: Thank you to all 5 of you who decided to listen, we love you! In spite of but not because of William Land,Maddie and Krista
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Maddie Quinney and Krista Land
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