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F*** You. We Like The Bengals.
by Sports Drink
Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.
Episodes
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The Offseason: July: Pat Gustavson (Bran Coverage) Joins!
After a long hiatus due to scheduling issues and back problems, we're back with an episode! Pat Gustavson, the beloved co-host of the Bran Coverage podcast, joins the show! (Fun fact, we recorded in May but bc of life, editing got put on the back burner). Alex and Pat discuss the Raiders, the...
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Week 2: The Kansas City Chiefs
Lloyd is back, and this is a fun one! This week, Lloyd and Alex roast the Kansas City Chiefs (mainly their idiot kicker), and talk about the Bengals' tough loss to the New England Patriots in Week 1. They also discuss their visit to the Donald Trump gift shop (listen before you get judgy), Alex's...
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Week 1: The New England Patriots
This week, with Lloyd healing from an injury, Alex welcomes dear friend of the pod, Cincinnati comedian, and Bengals fan Cody Walker to the podcast to roast the Dirty, Lyin', Cheatin', Stinkin' New England Patriots. In this episode, they talk about Ja'Marr Chase's contract, the injuries facing…
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The Offseason: May: Draft Review/Schedule Preview with Jungle Juice's Sam Gormley!
This month, Alex welcomes longtime tailgate partner and host of the Jungle Juice podcast Sam Gormley to FU! They review the 2024 draft class, look at the 2024 schedule, give their favorite and least favorite picks from the draft as a whole, and pour one out for Thaddeus Moss after his retirement....
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The Offseason: April (Part Two): Draft Preview with Jungle Juice's Mick Nelson!
In a draft preview exclusive, Alex welcomes Mick Nelson (Jungle Juice podcast) to the pod! They briefly catch up, then go all in on the 2024 Draft. They discuss all the possibilities for rounds 1-3, do a full seven round mock, and discuss players at positions of need that the Bengals could take....
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The Offseason: April (Part One): Free Agency Arrivals and Departures
We're back doing offseason episodes from the Go Bananas Comedy Club podcast room! Lloyd and Alex spend an extensive time discussing free agency acquisitions (Vonn Bell, Geno Stone, Zack Moss, Mike Gesicki, Sheldon Rankins, Trent Brown) and departures (Joe Mixon, Chidobe Awuzie, Jonah Williams, DJ...
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Week 18: The Cleveland Browns
In the regular season finale (that we didn't get around to posting until today, our bad!), Lloyd and Alex welcome Browns fan and host of the What Ya Into podcast, Anthony "Tank" Mansfield. They discuss the Bengals' loss to the Chiefs, the (then) upcoming matchup with Cleveland, and the Bengals'…
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Week 17: The Kansas City Chiefs
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome longtime Cincinnati comic and friend Karl Spaeth to the podcast. They discuss the Bengals' brutal loss to the Steelers, their grievances with the Kansas City Chiefs, and Alex's most embarrassing dating stories. Shoutout to Sports Drink, our network sponsor, who...
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Week 16: The Pittsburgh Steelers
This week, Lloyd and Alex not only welcome back Breezy Lee to the podcast, but they welcome hip hop artist and diehard Bengals fan Santino Corleon to the podcast! They talk about the massive comeback win vs. the Vikings and they roast the dreaded Pittsburgh Steelers. They also discuss Santino's...
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Week 15: The Minnesota Vikings
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome longtime friend, uncle, and diehard Vikings fan Cy Amundson (Middle of Somewhere, Vikings Tailgate) to the podcast. They discuss Cy's beloved Vikings, the upcoming matchup between Minnesota and Cincinnati, the Bengals' dominating win over the Colts, and then…
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Week 14: The Indianapolis Colts
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome one of the funniest comics in America, Sean Patton, to the podcast! They discuss the Bengals win over the Jags, their grievances with the Indianapolis Colts (we're looking at you, Jim Irsay), as well as Sean's beloved Saints and the rest of the NFL in general....
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Week 13: The Jacksonville Jaguars
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Cincinnati comic and former college football kicker Sam Milazzo to the podcast! This week, they discuss the Bengals' 16-10 loss to the Steelers, and they roast the Jacksonville Jaguars. They also discuss being staff members at comedy clubs and the life of being a...
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Week 12: The Pittsburgh Steelers
This week, the boys are back, even though Joey B will not be for the remainder of the year. Lloyd and Alex return to talk about Alex's week on the road! They also discuss Joey B's injury (which Alex found out about minutes before he had to go onstage), the potential of Jake Browning, and the...
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Week 11: The Baltimore Ravens
This week, with Lloyd absent and Alex on the road, we welcome Nashville comic and diehard Ravens fan Donnie Sengstack to the podcast. In the episode, they roast the first place Ravens, discuss the Bengals' tough loss to the Texans and the tough Ravens' loss to the Browns. They also have an…
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Week 10: The Houston Texans
This week, Lloyd and Alex get together and roast the gotdang Texans from Houston! They also talk about the Bengals' huge win in primetime against the Bills, the science behind modern musicians writing cover songs of iconic songs (centered around Fast Car), and common courtesy when you get a…
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Week 9: The Buffalo Bills
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Cincinnati comedian Connor Twele to the podcast! As well as the Bengals did on Sunday, they waste very little time getting right into the football talk, discussing the crushing win over the 49ers. They also roast the perpetually elite Buffalo Bills (note to our...
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Week 8: The San Francisco 49ers
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome the supremely funny Giles Chickering to the podcast! They talk Bengals, Giles' life as a scientist and take down the got dang San Francisco 49ers. Shoutout to Sports Drink for having so much sexy that it can barely fit in the episode description box. See Privacy...
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Week 6: The Seattle Seahawks
This week, Lloyd and Alex participate in a FUWLTB first: instead of roasting the Seahawks, we compliment them! They also celebrate Lloyd's birthday, talk about the Bengals' huge win over the Cardinals, how Alex got a reprimand from his job because of an ill advised internet joke, and Alex DJing a...
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Week 5: The Arizona Cardinals
This week, Lloyd and Alex torch those Dirty Birds in Arizona! They also preview the matchup against the Cardinals and recap the ugly loss to the Tennessee Titans. They also discuss the Finals of the Funniest Person in Cincinnati contest, comedians they're proud of, and how to act at comedy shows....
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Week 4: The Tennessee Titans
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back Breezy Lee to the pod! They discuss the Bengals first win of the year against the Rams, the defense stepping up, and they take down those decrepit Tennessee Titans. They give each other gifts of t-shirts and embarrassing stories from the past. Shoutout to...
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Week 3: The Los Angeles Rams
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome guest Breezy Lee for one of our favorite episodes this year! We roast the Rams (59:55) and talk about the Bengals' disappointing 27-24 loss to the Ravens in Week Two (30:00). They also talk about hilarious DJ stories, the weird landlords they have encountered in...
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Week 2: The Baltimore Ravens
This week, the boys are back in town, and in person! Lloyd and Alex discuss the Bengals' humiliating loss to the Browns and roast them Dirty Birds in Baltimore. They also discuss Aaron Rodgers' injury, getting positive affirmation from other people, and Alex's standup shows of late. Shoutout to...
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Week 1: The Cleveland Browns
And, we're, BACK, baby! After the offseason off, Lloyd and Alex record over Zoom! They take down those Brownies from Cleveland, preview the 53 man roster, and talk about Joe Burrow's recently signed contract extension. In addition, they talk about their summers and Alex interacting with one of…
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AFC Championship Game: The Kansas City Chiefs
This week, after a bit of car trouble prevented a recording for the divisional matchup, Lloyd and Alex welcome the unbelievably funny Cy Amundson (Middle of Somewhere, owner of Kevin the dog) to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals' playoff run thus far, give their roasts of the Kansas City...
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AFC Wild Card Round: The Baltimore Ravens
Playoffs! This week, after a week off due to the Damar Hamlin situation, Lloyd and Alex take aim at the Baltimore Ravens (once again). They also discuss the Damar Hamlin game, the Bengals win over the Ravens, and Alex's standup pursuit. Thanks to our sponsors at Sports Drink for being an...
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Week 17: The Buffalo Bills
The epic Week 17 showdown has arrived! This week, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Week 16 emotional roller coaster of a victory against the New England Patriots, as well as the upcoming game against the Buffalo Bills. With that upcoming game against the Bills, comes the roast of the Buffalo Bills!...
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Week 16: The New England Patriots
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome back Lloyd's daughter and Alex's older sister, Llily Johnson, to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals' comeback 34-23 victory against the Bucs, in addition to roasting the Patriots one week after their horrendous blunder against the Raiders. They also discuss...
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Week 15: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
This week, Lloyd and Alex take their roast talents to Tompa Bay by roasting the Buccaneers! They also talk about the Bengals' win over the Browns, in addition to the clutch play of a few key defensive players of late. They also talk about the worst states in America and Alex getting acclimated…
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Week 14: The Cleveland Browns
The long awaited Deshaun Watson roast has arrived (56:36)! This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Billy DeVore (The New Nasty Boys podcast and the Alex Schubert Has Giant Hands podcast) and Anthony "Tank" Mansfield (What Ya Into? podcast) to talk the Bengals' monumental win over the Chiefs as well as...
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Week 13: The Kansas City Chiefs
This week, with Lloyd on IR, Alex welcomes back Jay Armstrong to the podcast! On this week's episode, they take down the perennial powerhouse Kansas City Chiefs, in addition to discussing the 20-16 victory over the Tennessee Titans. They also talk about Alex's early days as a comic, metal music,...
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Week 12: The Tennessee Titans
This week, Andrew Rudick and Llily Johnson join the burn squad! Lloyd and Alex talk about camping trips, the Bengals' huge win over the Steelers, and roast the GOT DANG Tennessee Titans. Shoutout to Sports Drink for being too sexy for all the things that Right Said Fred was too sexy for. See...
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Week 11: The Pittsburgh Steelers
This week, Lloyd and Alex stomp those Yinzers in Pittsburgh by roasting the Steelers (39:56), while also discussing the game of Joe Mixon's life, aka the 42-21 thrashing of the Carolina Panthers (12:02). They also discuss being psyched for comedy shows and Alex's trip to Chicago during the bye...
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Week 9: The Carolina Panthers
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome dear friend Breezy Lee to the pod! They discuss the Bengals dreadful loss to the Browns last week as well as roasting the Panthers. They also discuss dental issues and why this is a milestone episode for Alex. Shout out to our sponsors at Sports Drink for…
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Week 8: The Cleveland Browns
This week, in a very fun episode, Lloyd and Alex talk about the Bengals 35-17 win over the Atlanta Falcons, in addition to roasting the up-and-down Cleveland Browns. They also discuss eating ridiculously spicy foods, fun graffiti, Alex's substitute teaching style, and meeting Hayden Hurst. At the...
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Week 7: The Atlanta Falcons
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome Glenn Childress to the podcast! They talk about the Bengals 30-26 win at New Orleans, in addition to roasting the dirty birds down in Atlanta. Glenn and Alex also reflect on their early days in standup as well as some of the worst venues they've ever played....
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Week 6: The New Orleans Saints
This week, Lloyd and Alex get together roast the incredibly injured New Orleans Saints! They also talk about the close loss to the Baltimore Ravens. They also talk about navigating aging as well as the business side of stand-up comedy. Major shoutout, as always, to Sports Drink, for being so sexy...
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Week 5: The Baltimore Ravens
This week, Lloyd and Alex had technology issues to prevent them from posting this on time, but now that we're here, we welcome guest Phil Pointer to the podcast! We talk about the Bengals' win against the Dolphins, Tua's injury, and roast those bloody Ravens of Baltimore. Thanks to Sports Drink…
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Week 4: The Miami Dolphins
This week, with Lloyd on the IR, Alex goes to Go Bananas and welcomes comedian and Bengals superfan Harrison Butler to the podcast. They talk about the Bengals' win over the Jets in Week 3 and preview the Dolphins matchup in Week 4! They also discuss Harrison's experiences as a Bengals fan and as…
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Week 3: The New York Jets
This week, in one of the wildest and most laugh-filled episodes to date, Lloyd and Alex welcome back guest Rhame Brown to the podcast. On the episode, they talk about the Bengals' disappointing loss to the Cowboys (12:16) and roast the Jets (48:54)! They also discuss Lloyd meeting Blake Shelton,...
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Week 2: The Dallas Cowboys
This week, Lloyd and Alex welcome comedian Connor Twele to the pod! They discuss comedy, the rowdy Bengals-Steelers loss on Sunday, and roast the overly hyped Dallas Cowboys. Thanks to our sponsor Sports Drink for its never ending and everlasting supply of sexiness! See Privacy Policy at...
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Week 1: The Pittsburgh Steelers
This week, while we couldn't get around to posting it until late, Lloyd and Alex preview the Bengals-Steelers matchup, and they roast the aforementioned Pittsburgh Steelers (like we do - A LOT). They also pour one out for the departures of Thaddeus Moss and Alex's DJ gig at Milano's. Thanks to…
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The Offseason: August (Part One): Kalyn Kahler (Defector)
This month, with Lloyd sitting out, Alex welcomes talented writer and all-around delight Kalyn Kahler (Defector) to the podcast! In this episode, they discuss her article that explored the sexual assault allegations against Bengals offensive lineman Jackson Carman. In addition, they both discuss...
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The Offseason: July: Kelley Peter (Blog In The Back) Returns!
This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome back friend of the pod Kelley Peter (Blog In The Back) to discuss the NFL offseason and soon-to-be-coming Bengals season. They also discuss Alex's diminutive stature as compared to Lloyd and Kelley, Kelley's journey in NFL writing, and how chaos can occasionally...
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The Offseason: June: Schedules, Opinions, and Rhame
This month, Lloyd and Alex welcome Rhame Brown to discuss the NFL offseason. In discussing the NFL and the Bengals (16:04), they discuss the Bengals' schedule, briefly touch on Joe Burrow having the audacity to have opinions, and continue to discuss Alex's whiteness, much to the chagrin of Lloyd....
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The Offseason: May: Highway To The Who Dey Zone
After a bit of a break, the FU boys are back! This month, Lloyd and Alex go in depth about the Bengals draft class (22:38) and talk about how they could be good assets to the future of the Cincinnati Bengals. In other Bengals topics, they touch on the Jessie Bates contract situation and new...
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The Offseason: April (Part One): Draft Preview and Season Tickets
This month, in part one, Lloyd and Alex discuss potential first round picks the Bengals could go with, including Kaiir Elam, Andrew Booth Jr., Logan Hall, and Tyler Linderbaum (23:30). They also discuss their disdain for mock drafts, talk about the rest of the NFL, and Alex gives his take on who...
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The Offseason: March (Part Two): Now We Gon' Protect Joe Cool
This episode, Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the moves the Bengals made in free agency, such as signing Alex Cappa, Ted Karras, La'el Collins, and Hayden Hurst (31:42). They also discuss Alex going to Denver, the infamous Will Smith slap incident, and comedians getting heckled and/or…
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The Offseason: March (Part One): Free Agency and Brady's Unretirement
The boiz are back and will be with you all offseason! Lloyd and Alex sit down and discuss the (then) upcoming free agency period as well as briefly touching on the Bengals' heartbreaking loss to the Rams in the Super Bowl. Plus, tune in to the boys' hilarious reaction to Tom Brady's unretirement!...
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Super Bowl: The Los Angeles Rams (LIVE from Go Bananas Comedy Club)
This week, in honor of Super Bowl week, we are LIVE from Go Bananas Comedy Club with an unedited episode! Lloyd and Alex sit down with former hosts Billy DeVore, Andrew Rudick, and Lee Kimbrell to take down the team that conquered the NFC: the Los Angeles Rams. They also hear from the original...
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WELCOME to F*** You, We Like the Bengals!
Welcome to F*** You, We Like the Bengals! Each week during the season, Lloyd Johnson and Alex Schubert are here to break down Bengals action and provide a unique and inside look at each Bengals' opponent by way of roasting. During the offseason, Lloyd and Alex will get into more extended and...
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Everything Bengals for Sports Drink. A weekly podcast roast of each Bengals opponent hosted by comedians Lloyd Johnson, Alex Schubert, and a different guest comedian every week. New episode every Thursday during football season, and during the offseason, new episodes on the 14th of every month.
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