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Facilities Control

by Dylan Perry

Some fact, mostly opinion, all nonsense.

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Episodes

  1. Strange Finals

    The NBA Finals and the new season of Stranger Things

  2. NBA Finals time!

    Called it with the ECF, now can the Celtics have to get ready for the Dubs?

  3. Happy Friday ramblings

    Today I go on about the NBA and phones!

  4. RIP Ray!

    The death of Ray Liotta, basketball, and life.

  5. Prime basketball talk

    Good stuff, totally opinion, almost certainly wrong.

  6. Government shit

    Nuclear (nucular) energy and disasters.

  7. Sports Update!

    Weather, the NBA playoffs, all other random sports.

  8. Basketball, Elon, Kids

    Watching the conference finals and apparently Elon Musk exposed himself?

  9. The home stretch

    More boring house stuff and the NBA finals

  10. The light at the end of the tunnel

    House selling, and general success in life

  11. Basketball is the best

    Today I ramble about life, TV, movies, and the NBA playoffs

  12. Deep breaths

    Finally some peace of mind

  13. Return of the Sun

    The weather is here, wish you were beautiful

  14. Derby Day

    Bathroom etiquette, the derby, and house stuff of course

  15. Life and TV update!

    I’ll ramble for a bit about Moon Knight, Star Wars, and then my house.

  16. We made it!

    Situation with the houses, sports, TV and movies.

  17. The final countdown

    Getting this stupid house ready to be sold

  18. Home buy and work crying

    Today I ramble about potentially buying a house and doing work at the 11th hour due to procrastination

  19. Moving and Movies

    I ramble a bit about my upcoming move, The Batman, and kids.

  20. Back again, hopefully for good!

    I’m jumping back into the game, talking about hot stuff, TV and movies, and what I want out of this.

  21. To fight or not to fight

    Life update, and then I ramble about the need and ramifications of fighting.

  22. The bad college basketball system, again

    Big life update, and again I rant about horrible college officiating, I apologize ahead of time.

  23. End of the season rankings

    Today I complain about the way the rankings are arbitrarily changed week by week, especially is regards to Duke and UK.

  24. Quick recap of the big fight!

    Wow, does it ever feel good to be right. Today I give a quick discussion/recap of Wilder vs. Fury II, and how I knew the Gypsy King would win.

  25. Life update, crappy basketball fans, and the big fight.

    I spend most of this episode ranting about old people hogging the good seats at basketball games, and just a touch on the big fight tonight.

  26. Bad food that is good.

    Today I ramble about foods that are delicious but are 100% unhealthy.

  27. Doctors and bad advice.

    My experiences with bad doctors that give bad advice, and the general state of our medical system.

  28. All-Star Weekend

    Today I cover the basics of the All-Star break, and bad defense.

  29. Crazy Kids and Family

    Today I ramble how small children are hardly human, and how much fun it is to be apart of the living tornado.

  30. The future for Tommy

    Today I ramble about the future for Tom Brady, and the greatest QB’s to ever do it.

  31. The Feel of Nostalgia

    This time I ramble about video games, the 90’s, my kids, and what it feels like to remember the past.

  32. Wild Weather and Climate Change

    Today I ramble about climate change, doing the right thing for the future, and what’s best for the average person.

  33. The Acquittal

    Today I ramble about Trumps acquittal and the general political climate.

  34. The extended weekend update.

    A quick review of the weekend, family update, and a short recap of the Super Bowl with high hopes for the next NFL season. Also, road noise with rain. (I hate myself for it)

  35. The sports fan struggle

    Let’s discuss the daily grind of being a sports fan, in my case directly impacting the earlier U.K. basketball game.

  36. First time back in the game

    Life updates, family updates, general thoughts and feeling, and how we can live our lives better. (The last part is probably BS)

  37. This Past Weekend

    A disappointing weekend for college sports, some NFL coverage, and road noise.

  38. This Past Weekend

    The past weekend in sports, getting robbed, and phone call interruptions.

  39. This past weekend in sports

    College football implications, the NFL, and go Sox.

  40. What’s the deal with Rogers

    A quick look at football

  41. The weekend...IN SPORTS

    I’m hashing out the weekend for the stuff I watched and the teams I care about.

  42. 5-0 Wildcats

    How realistic should a fans expectations be?

  43. This Kavanaugh Guy

    My thoughts on the BS situation the Republicans/Trump have stumbled into this time.

  44. Wednesday Morning Dec. 13th

    My right eye, the NFL, and college basketball.

  45. Tuesday Morning Dec 12th

    I'm back, and the college football playoff.

  46. Thursday Morning Sep. 28th

    Short episode about a crazy gaming idea I had.

  47. Tuesday Morning Sep. 27th

    What is going on in the NBA

  48. Tuesday Morning Sep. 26th

    A short football recap, and the politics of the NFL.

  49. Friday Morning Sep. 22nd

    It's Friday, chill out

  50. Tuesday Morning Sep. 19th

    Movies and TV, House of Cards vs. real life, and white "power".

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Some fact, mostly opinion, all nonsense.

HOSTED BY

Dylan Perry

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Some fact, mostly opinion, all nonsense.

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