Failure At Its Finest Hour

The boys return with the greatest riff in podcast history. Election Day? Whatever

The full crew is back this week with an incredible but terrible weekend from Tony. The episode closes out with some ghost stories from reddit.

Tony, Aaron, and Dylan talk about the Seul Choix Pointe Lighthouse that's located in Gulliver, MI here in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. The lighthouse was once known as the most haunted place in Michigan.

After the long lost episode of 99 got deleted back in May, the boys return with the official 100th episode of the podcast. We hope you missed us, we missed you.

This week's episode is like the opening act at a comedy show. It's meant to warm up the crowd for episode 99 with the whole gang. Aaron and Chris catch up after Aaron's bachelor party and wedding. The boys talk gardening, yappin' with their wives, rights of passage, fishing, and more. Welcome back, Failures, the whole gang returns soon!

Today the gang looks at what they want to accomplish this summer, an important restaurant review from Tony, and an upper peninsula sleeper-brewery takes gold!

These guys will put just anything out there, won't they? Eclipse chatter, followed by Dylan's weekend Trout escapades. Caitlin Clark plays basketball, and Nascar legends take a proverbial backseat as owners of racing teams. Catch us at your next hardware store buying a fishing license or a candy bar!

Dylan and Aaron check in for a tight 45 on National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, with a nod to National DIY day, Taxes, and some Facebook Market finds!

Dylan returns to the midwest in this episode, Aaron is up to his neck in mud at work, and the boys collectively break down bumper sticker culture. What's the most redneck thing you've seen? Two of our failures find some of the answers in this week's redneck "addition".

This week the entire gang is back and ready to stir the pot. They start off with a tortoise on the lamb in Manistique, and move quickly into the guts of this week's episode: How would you categorize the towns of the Upper Peninsula? Things get weird and mildly insulting this week, see where your hometown landed on our list!

This week all 4 failures are back to chat about the worst and best of the western towns in the Upper Peninsula. Trenary gets a shoutout, and what the hell is going on in Dick, Michigan? The hardest sports to play are revealed, the gang relives their 2000's skatewear fashion, and the burning question of the evening: What's a robotics tournament smell like?

This week's episode brings Tony, Dylan, and Aaron through some bachelor party anticipation, the race towards episode 100, and a machete at a bus stop in the cold open. From there, the gang interviews the president of The 31st Trenary Outhouse Classic, an outhouse race in the heart of the U.P. Tony presents a parody of Hardy's "Rednecker" and the boys drill down on Ontonagon's last lifeline.

The cost of deodorant got you down? What was your signature Axe scent in 8th grade? Chris, Dylan and Aaron get to the bottom of some strange topics in episode 91. Fishin' talk, family recipes/traditions, sentimental items, and more in this week's episode.

Aaron and Dylan start off today's episode by reliving some 90's nostalgia: the best era of country music, the cost of fame, Nascar's best years, followed by some local brews with Tony. They round out the episode with more food chatter and for one of the most utilitarian products to come out of the Upper Peninsula: Baroni's.

Aaron and Dylan relax this Wednesday morning with a light and late superb owl recap, what makes a half time show, radio advice, a long shot at the stock market, and sellin' souls for overtime hours and bullsh*t pay.

Groundhog day has come and gone, and a fully loaded cast returns this week with much to discuss. Who's LinkedIn looks as good as Chris's? Trenary Toast and Outhouse Races? Has Arby's fallen from their former glory? Is there a time it's acceptable to NOT pay it forward? Should northern Wisconsin, the entire Upper Peninsula of Michigan, and the upper third of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan combine forces as the 51st state? The gang gets to the bottom of all of this nonsense in Episode 88!

Aaron and Dylan drill down on the Detroit Lions, chat about some old music, National Gorilla Suit Day, vintage cell phones, and more!

This week Dylan and Aaron go head to head. The fishing outlook looks great for 2024 as the boys talk what went well last year, and what they look forward to in the coming season. Michigan DOT snowplow names are mentioned, along with 20 years of getting Baja Blasted. Dylan offers up some not-so-delicious Grog ingredients, and we learn what some Florida men were doing on our birthdays!

On another appetizing episode of "Failure At It's Fattest" hour, Dylan and Aaron begin the night with some discourse about midwest-mom-and-pop burger bars. Are restauranteurs going too far with menu items? Who's dollar is worth more: the guy in the suit at the craft brewery or the Deadhead white guy with the dreads serving that very beer? International Hot & Spicy food day gives the boys a sizzle, with a heated lineup of hot sauces that line refrigerator doors globally. What's Europe got to do with any of it? Hit us up via voicemail (906)-301-0061!

This week Aaron, Chris, and Dylan navigate the muddy waters of discipline to start off the night. They foray into the un-planned winter season in the lower peninsula of Michigan, followed by a question of "When is it okay to wear Cowboy gear?" TSA agents run rampant, and Butt-rock influences the group beyond what they could imagine, all in a laid-back, slow ride, easy listening conversation amongst the best of pals!

The entire crew returns for Episode 81 as the failures reminisce on Pearl Harbor and WWII, Kid Rock might be cool, the Twitter fail of the week, Christmas talks, Family Dispute and more! Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube! Leave us a voicemail by calling (906)-301-0061.

The gang leans into tales from high school with their first cars, Chris and Aaron go on the hunt for some mice, and Dylan relives the good ole' days of the Silver Bullet rounding the night out with Family Dispute! Hit us on the voicemail-(906)-301-0061!

What qualifies you as a Yooper? Doritos and Ranch on a Pasty? Who drinks Milk anymore? Do you have a New Years Resolution? The gang tries to navigate these treacherous waters, all together after the holiday break!

This week Tony, Dylan, and Aaron rattle off their personal Spotify Wrapped, just before sharing the Spotify Wrapped for the show. Redneck Keno returns, and we get an inside look from the delivery world during peak season. Follow the Twitter/X @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061!

This week Dylan, Chris, and Aaron recap some weekend sports, deer season woes, Thanksgiving spreads, and other oddball topics! Hit us up on Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061!

This week the guys tee off on some Thanksgiving sides that haven't made the starting lineup in years. Some deer season chat is followed by a minor political rant, Thanksgiving traditions, Aaron infiltrates the Disney adults at a Disney wedding, a quick pasty review, and some awful articles on Misheard lyrics from around the world. The gang rounds out this episode with a piss-poor performance on Family Dispute, and we look to the listeners for some off-the-wall Thanksgiving side recipes for this year's spread! Follow our Twitter/X account @FaifHour, subscribe to the Youtube, and leave us a voicemail at (906)-301-0061!

This week Aaron and Dylan go head to head with National Pickle Day and National Guacamole Day! Deer season starts for rifle hunters on Wednesday, a retired teacher from Ontonagon makes the push to save a radio station that started in the 70's and the boys get absolutely worked playing family dispute! Follow the Twitter/X @FaifHour, sub to the Youtube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061

This week an absent Tony sends Chris, Dylan, and Aaron into the depths of their own devices. A list of maps cut into different angles of upper peninsula culture send the gang into a spiral of different topics from work boot tips down to AFV hosts, Creed's new tour, and so much more. Hit us up via the voicemail (906)-301-0061 as well as the Twitter (X) @FaifHour!

The full crew is back for Halloween! The failures show off their carved pumpkins, Tony makes a festive drink that takes a spill, spooky stories, the worst candy to get while trick or treating, Halloween family dispute, Tony shares a song he wrote, and much more! Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The gang returns this week, as Tony comes back from Columbus as a new man, the boys rank their favorite gas stations, a spooky story is told, national holidays this week, and of course redneck keno! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave a voicemail for the podcast, call (906)-301-0061.

The full crew returns for episode 73, and the gang has a cornucopia of topics. Tony ventures into Ohio, Dylan and Chris gets their "autumn" on with some Pumpkin flavored junk, Aaron can't seem to win everything, a traveling Pasty nerd is discovered by the failures, and a rough round of Family dispute to end the night! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the Youtube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The full crew returns for episode 72, as Tony relays the horrible news about a Blackrocks beer that is no longer, crazy New York Giants fans, Aaron brutally murders a pig, pumpkin spice trials, scary story of the week, Family Dispute, Redneck Keno and more! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

Aaron, Dylan, and Tony are with you this week for episode 71! Tony talks about his time at the Lions vs Packers game last Thursday, U2 plays a concert at the sphere in Las Vegas, spooky season has arrived, family dispute, Redneck Keno and more! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and if you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The full gang returns for episode 70! Aaron makes a trip up to the UP, you will never guess who listens to our podcast, NFL football, national holidays, redneck keno and more! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube. If you want to leave a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The boys are back for episode 69! Tony and Aaron talk about the weekends, as Tony had his yearly camp trip, Aaron takes us back to the Mexico trip for two. As fall arrives and the bugs die down, the boys give their most underrated bug. Redneck keno as always closes things down. Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour, and if you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

Aaron, Chris, and Dylan reveal the winner of the first ever Failure At Its Finest Hour fishing competition. They also do a deep dive of country music stars that do not write their own music, and the new shmovid-shnineteen strain. Follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to leave a voicemail , call (906)-301-0061.

Tony gives Aaron, Dylan and the rest of you failures the results from this years Labor Day Awards. Tony also gives updates on how well the weekend went. Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour, subscribe to the YouTube, and make sure to leave us a voicemail by calling (906)-301-0061.

Episode 66 is the beginning of the Labor Day festivities. Aaron and Dylan get things going as they dive into the extreme weather they experienced last week starting with Dylan and the fires in Louisiana (00:02:14-00:9:14). Aaron relives the tornado that touch downed in GR (00:09:15-00:15:31). Tony sits down with the Labor Day Committee as they go over the awards that are up for grabs this weekend (00:16:44-01:03:40). Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The boys return for Episode 65! Opening statements from Aaron about his tipsy 64th episode (00:00:00-00:02:40) Tony becomes the first victim to Redneck Keno punishments (00:03:00-00:12:46) turns out Kid Rock is still a huge fan of Bud Light (00:10:00-00:12:46) Mackinac Island turns dangerous (00:12:48-00:17:00) Tony gets into his weekend stories and how his dad lived his rockstar dream (00:22:38-00:28:20) National Holidays (00:28:21-00:59:00) Tony, Aaron, and Dylan play 3 rounds of "Family Dispute" (00:59:08-01:16:30) Redneck Keno (01:16:40) If you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906-301-0061)

The whole crew returns for Episode 64, Lucas Glover's sweaty ass at the FedEx St. Jude Championship (00:00:00-00:09:50). The break down of the mysterious lights and sounds over West Michigan last week (00:13:06-00:35:53). Oliver Anthony and his new song "Rich Men North of Richmond" and country music in general (00:35:56-00:49:30). Chris and Tony talk about the Vietnam moving wall they visited over the weekend and National Airborne day (00:49:39-00:58:56). A murder trial that happened in Manistique last week (00:58:59-1:03:10). A discussion about Root Beer (1:04:36-1:18:38). The crap corner of emasculating drinks (1:18:40-1:33:25). The boys finally break down the signs of a shitty gas station (1:34:28-1:43:20). Keno (1:43:22).

Tony, Aaron, and Dylan bring you the history of the Mackinac Bridge and all the fun facts that comes with it. National holidays, weekend stories, and Keno to finish things off. Make sure to follow the twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The boys get things going with more pasty talk as they have a voicemail, and a review from Aaron. Tony also shows off his wings from the weekend. National holidays, HAPPY AUGUST! Alien talk from the latest UFO hearing, Chris's crap corner returns and redneck keno to close things out. Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The boys are Chrisless this week, as Tony finally gives some personal news to the podcast. National Holidays, TV 6 jackass of the week, a deep dive of the Taco Bell menu, and rumors of copper mining in White Pine, MI. Follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to leave us a voicemail, call (906)-301-0061.

The entire gang returns for an exciting 60th episode. They break down some local drama between a coffee shop and the Ontonagon faithful, update fishing totals, more pasty talk, national holidays including a draft for national junk food day, and of course some redneck keno to close things out. Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to be featured in an episode, leave us a voicemail 906-301-0061.

This week the gang recaps America's birthday, 7/11's free slurpee day, and America's finest fare: Deep fried everything at the state fair. Although Tony is absent for this week's episode, he starts off the episode with a story from vacation. If you want to be heard on the podcast, leave us a voicemail by calling (906)-301-0061. Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube!

The gang gets to the bottom of the ocean for OceanGate's tragic mission 5 to the wreck of the Titanic, an inside look at the infamous wreck of the Titanic, side stories and more! Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and subscribe to the YouTube! If you want to be on the podcast, leave a voicemail by calling (906)-301-0061, give us episode ideas, a would you rather, or who you are and when you started listening!

Tony and Aaron go head to head this week, as Aaron adds to his bass total, Tony goes to a wedding in Marenisco, a LOADED week for national holidays, including National Eagle Day, Summer Solstice, World Day of Music and more! Redneck Keno returns to close things off. If you want to be on the podcast, leave us a voicemail by calling (906)-301-0061. You can leave us episode ideas, a would you rather, or simply who you are and when you started listening! Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube.

Tony and Dylan live in the garage, as they map out their fishing adventures from the weekend. Aaron and Chris also update their live results from the past week, the competition to 500 inches heats up. Tony takes Dylan to a private birthday party in the back woods, shark attacks in Egypt, National Holidays, grizzly man and much more! Make sure to follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube! If you want your voicemail played on the podcast, call (906)-301-0061. Give us a would you rather, episode topics, or simply who you are and when you started listening.

Good friend Ryan Moreau joins the show to release the unbelievable list of band names he's created over the years, Tony might be in some trouble as his PC gets hacked, and finally the gang dissects the kayakers that almost became dinner for a whale. If you want to be on the podcast, simply call (906)-301-0061 and leave us a voicemail! You can give episode ideas, a would you rather type question, or simply tell us who you are and when you started listening! Follow the Twitter @FaifHour and of course subscribe to the YouTube!

The boys are back this week with Episode 54! Tony brings on two new guests to the show as Chase Jenney and Dallas Aho give their definitions of a "Chaw". Tony goes out on a side by side ride to get to the bottom of it. Chris and Dylan then wrap things up as they get into all things fishing. Make sure to subscribe to the YouTube and follow us on Twitter @FaifHour. If you want a voicemail played on the podcast, call (906)-301-0061 and leave a message!