False Starts Podcast

Episodes

1. 18

   False Starts: Godzilla (1998) - Episode 34

   Wanna hear Matthew Broderick impressions? Our review, history and cancelled future are all incidental. Come for the impressions, stay for our horrendous movie pitches. LINKS: Original Godzilla Draft: http://www.wordplayer.com/archives/GODZILLA.cover.html Godzilla graphic novel:...

   Oct 26, 2020

   2h 07m
2. 17

   False Starts: Galaxy Quest - Episode 33

   By Grabthar's Hammer! We're still doing a podcast! Another lock down edition of False Starts Pod. All about Galaxy Quest starring Dwight from The Office and some others! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod and for...

   Jul 22, 2020

   2h 00m
3. 16

   False Starts: I Frankenstein - Episode 32

   Is it a 'Creature'? Is it a 'Monster'? An 'It'? A 'Frankenstein's Monster'? A 'Frankenstein'? An 'Adam'? Who knows? This movie certainly doesn't. But it definitely is horrific. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for your favourite sequel pitch @FalseStartsPod…

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   Apr 10, 2020

   1h 50m
4. 15

   False Starts: Beetlejuice - Episode 31

   Beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE... BEE... ahhhh we wouldn't do that to you. We dive into the history of Tim Burton's 1988 masterpiece (if you're in to that sort of thing, which some of us definitely aren't) to find out just why it never got a sequel. SPOILERS, because it was called 'B**tlejuice Goes...

   Mar 13, 2020

   1h 58m
5. 14

   False Starts: Power Rangers (2017) - Episode 30

   APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE Much like the movie, there may be a good podcast hidden within. But there's a lot of s**t you need to put up with. We watched 2017's Power Rangers, starring Stickle Brick Walter White. Evil Billy from Stranger Things as a hero(?) and Elizabeth Banks, comped in...

   Jan 31, 2020

   2h 23m
6. 13

   False Starts: It's a Wonderful Life - Episode 29

   Two Christmas focus podcasts? Three podcasts in a month? Well it truly is a wonderful life isn't it? Dan takes the reins this episode as we take a deep look into It's a Wonderful Life and it's failed sequels (I know right?!? As surprised as you are). As always please like review and subscribe…

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   Dec 25, 2019

   1h 43m
7. 12

   A Very False Starts Xmas - Rare Exports. A Christmas Tale

   In which our intrepid heroes mostly discuss cheesecake and if prequels are sequels. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Original shorts: https://vimeo.com/16878465...

   Dec 23, 2019

   56m
8. 11

   False Starts: Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Episode 28

   Racism, sexism, misogyny. Americas answer to James Bond from a British porno writer.... I'm sorry, it's Remo Williams. The Adventure Begins. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Remo...

   Nov 22, 2019

   1h 53m
9. 10

   False Starts Foreplay: Terminator Dark Fate

   It's the Terminators third attempt at starting a new trilogy (after Salvation and Genysis), we watch Terminator Dark Fate. Is it third time lucky? Well no, it's lost the studio $100m BUT... what do WE think of it? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and...

   Nov 18, 2019

   50m
10. 9

    False Starts: The Mummy (2017) - Episode 27

    Oh mamma! The Dark Universe. The very thing that inspire us making this podcast. We take our first, and obviously only dive into Alex Kurtzman's failed extended universe. With The Mummy. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews...

    Oct 29, 2019

    2h 09m
11. 8

    False Starts: Jumper - Episode 26

    WE'RE BACK! After an unplanned break, we. Are. Back! And boy oh boy do some of us wish we weren't. This episode we watch the Hayden Skywalker, Action... noir... romantic comedy... thing? Jumper. He Jumps, a lot. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and…

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    Sep 25, 2019

    1h 53m
12. 7

    False Starts: Waterworld (Ulysses Cut) - Episode 25

    Do you like Mad Max and...... water? Then you might like Waterworld. One of the biggest bombs in movie history. And we're checking out the extended 3 hours long Uylsses Cut! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on...

    Aug 11, 2019

    1h 47m
13. 6

    False Starts: FAQ. About Time Travel - Episode 24

    Roy from the IT Crowd. Mr Poppy. Trillian and Other Man. Go on a time travelling Bonnie Tyler filled adventure in their TURDIS. And if that sound like a load of rambling nonsense wait until you hear the rest of the episode. Actually seeing the movie is advised for this one folks. It's only 80…

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    Jul 15, 2019

    2h 02m
14. 5

    False Starts: The Golden Compass - Episode 23

    His Dark Materials. A hugely popular book series. The world in a fantasy high. New Line cinema, coming off the back of Lord of the Rings. Everything in position for this to be a huge hit and amazing movie right? Right?!?! As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter...

    Jun 3, 2019

    1h 24m
15. 4

    False Starts: Dumbo (1941) - Episode 22

    You might've seen a house fly! You might have seen a dragon fly! But have you listened to 3 fully grown adult males pick apart a kids movie from the 40s? We review Dumbo (1941). Join us as we discuss drunk Disney characters, horrific body horror in children's movies and we find out just how many...

    Apr 5, 2019

    1h 31m
16. 3

    False Starts: Leon: The Professional (1994) - Episode 21

    EEEVERYOOONE should listen to this episode. As we find out, which era of Gary Oldman (Goldman) is the best? If the most French human ever, Jean Reno is actually Itallian. And just what happened to Luc Besson? We discuss, Leon: The Professional... Extended Edition. As always please like review and...

    Mar 5, 2019

    1h 38m
17. 2

    False Starts: Ghostbusters (2016) - Episode 20

    False Starts: Ghostbusters (2016) - Episode 20 What? No no the Podcast didn't finish, we just needed 3 months to prepare for this. Join us, as we get Lewis more and more drunk throughout and discuss, Ghostbusters, 2016, Colon, Answer the Call. Slash Ghostbusters one. Slash Three? As always please...

    Feb 17, 2019

    2h 12m
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    False Starts: Home Alone 4 (2002) / Home Alone 5 (2012) - Episode 19

    Welcomes to our big bumper special double Christmas episode of False Starts where the movies we discuss didn't fail to start a franchise, but ended one instead. Yes that's the full title of the episode. This time out we decide to ruin Christmas with the 2 Home Alone movies that most people have...

    Dec 21, 2018

    2h 33m