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The lads are back with a traditional Irish episode in honor of good ol' Maewyn Succat.  This one is jam packed full of squalls, freckles, and a bunch of lilting tunes that really make you think.  Pete pronounces Qatar correctly. 

In this long-awaited Christmas episode of the podcast, Stubbs joins Pete and Tup to explore many warm and uplifting holiday topics, including: murderers, how to discard one's body after death, and how to get away with drinking and driving.  Pete workshops different ways to defend Harvey Weinstein.  Merry Christmas!

Welcome to the long lost St. Patrick's Day episode featuring Glaze Glazer and the sound of rain. The three podcasters talk and play music. 

Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Stubbs for yet another Christmas podcast episode of this specific podcast.  A few non-christmasy topics are covered just to give the illusion of polite conversation, but the meat of this episode is really found on the ribs of new unfiltered holiday music.  To say any more would be to give away the plot of the entire episode.  Happy this time of year, everyone!

Tup, Glaze and Pete get together for a Thanksgiving musical feast. They pay tribute to some of their favorite Thanksgiving characters throughout history such as Elizabeth Holmes from Theranos and Dr. Kevorkian. Please enjoy a Butterball turkey in their name. Happy Thanksgiving!

It wouldn't truly be summer without a podcast about summer, now would it folks?  Well good news - you can finally dig those short shorts out of the back shed, because the long cold winter is over and this podcast is all about the current season.  Stubbs shares a song about his time on the bayou, Pete creates a musical character so real you can smell him, and Tup suggests a lofty idea for dealing with the summer blues.  A lot of the podcast is about conferences and funerals for some reason.  Have a nice rest of the summer.  

Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Ben for a fun April podcast, based loosely around everyone's favorite climate change consequence: the solar eclipse.  The 3 separate people talk about a bunch of different things, most notably: converting your old college assignments into brass band music.  Pete performs a song.  Ben blames all of his horrible problems on the sun.  

Here, only 1 hour late, is this year's St. Paddy's episode of the podcast, featuring Pete, Tup, Stubbs and several other classic irish names, such as: Darby O'Gill, Mickey O'Houlihan, Jimmy O'Tover, Louis the 14th, Amelia Earhart, and many more.  Enjoy the music if you're feelin' green.  Slainte!    

Pete, Tup, and to a lesser extent, Stubbs fall in love with podcasting all over again - just in time for Valentine's Day - with their first episode of the 2024 season.  They talk for a bit about some barely related nonsense and then totally turn the Valentine's podcast music world on its ear with a bunch of great new songs.  Stubbs can't conceal his toxic masculinity throughout the episode.    

Another year, another holiday podcast featuring Stubbs.  As always, the  same 3 guys perform a few new holiday songs, and the rest of the podcast covers a series of important and practical facts every person needs to know at this time of year.  Have a merry one and we'll meet you back behind this same building next year!

Glaze joins the other two guys for this year's very special Thanksgiving episode of this exact podcast.  A lot of interesting holiday product ideas are pitched, including: Steak Spray (Have Some Steak!), Edible Vapes (Eat Your Vape?), Canberry Sauce (We put the Can in Cran), and probably at least 1 more that sucked even worse.  But more importantly, a ton of new Thanksgiving songs debut.  Please enjoy all the food and the people eating it at the same time as you! 

OK fine, so the podcast was an hour late - but I think you'd agree Halloween itself is the latest of all the holidays, so it works.  This year's Spooktacular features some of the worst songs ever recorded on this podcast, still placing most of them firmly in the top 10 Halloween songs of all time.  Halloween Propaganda is Alive and Well.  Hope it was a fun one!

The fellas are happy to be joined by none other than Ricig, who regales everyone with the likes of "Crazy Carl and the Bowling Ball", "the $10K Pyramid Incident", and many more reputation eroding stories.  Tup and Pete pitch the musical idea they've been working on. Ricig defends his strongly held conviction that we should "let everybody out of jail."

The podcast that never takes a day off is back with another palatable offering of words and music to help celebrate everyone's favorite day off: Labor Day.  This episode, like the rest that came before it, was recorded by a group of Taskrabbits.  Including one Taskrabbit that looks just like Stubbs (but sounds nothing like him).  Hope you had a nice day.

The podcast roars back with a belated celebration of everyone's favorite Donut-related fake holiday: National Donut Day.  No donut-themed podcast would be complete without Glaze himself, the donut-named, self-proclaimed prince of donut town.  Luckily this podcast does feature Glaze, and it also includes about a baker's half-dozen original "songs" about donuts.  At some point Pete starts talking in a strange way about celebrity deaths and I left that in the podcast as well. 

May the 4th of July be with you all, and also with you, as we are joined by Luke's father himself, Stubbs, for a podcast all about everyone's favorite war up in the stars, Star Wars.  Do or do not listen, there is no difference.

Stubbs joins the other two true Irishmen for a very fi-diddly-ine St. Paddy's podcast.  A few talking topics may or may not have been covered, but what really sticks out here is the original irish music.   "Tough to enjoy!" one particularly forgiving listener opined.  There is also a dramatic poetry reading, and a ton of spot-on, non-offensive irish broguery.  Happy St. Paddy's from everyone here at the podcast!

Stubbs joins Tup and Pete for a very special first episode of what many fans are calling "the last season of the podcast."  In it, the trio of podcasters float effortlessly through clouds of love, laughter, and massacres, in celebration of St. Valentine themself.  3 new Valentine's Day songs are also performed.  Love is all you need.

Stubbs comes through for the 3rd annular Christmas Episode of this podcast.  Murderous snowmen, snow plow driver blues, and Mariah "Drew" Carey are just a few of the topics that are covered, along with the humble offering of new holiday songs.  Happy this particular time of year to everyone!

Pete and Tup celebrate everyone's favorite Thursday the only way they know how, by having Josh Glazer on the podcast to sing about it.  Some topics are covered on the talking side of things as well, but the real stuffing of this episode lies in the turkey itself: the new Thanksgiving songs which will live on long after this year's family gatherings are just a foggy, unremarkable, gravy-soaked memory.  Enjoy! 

Stubbs joins the podcast for another frighteningly fun episode filled with songs, corn, robots, and fake blood.  That's right - it is another Halloween Spooktacular.  This time around, the fellas talk nonsense for quite a few minutes before performing some barely thematic original songs, and then later improvising a few more.  Pete goes to visit a child in the hospital as Tony Soprano.

Tommy joins the fellas for another fun podcast, Tup finally uploads it a month later.  A lot of interesting stuff is covered, including a few attempts at semi-serious original songs, sayings that say the same things, and lion maitre ds.  Tommy expresses his distaste for the only style of music Tup and Pete have ever attempted. 

Glaze returns to the podcast for this episode, to discuss the following important topics: Amazon Now, the supposed origin of the high five, te*msters un*ons, voluntary cow milking technologies, new text reacts, and sports merch that is ready to fire back at the obvious taunts of your opponent.    

Stubbs (the Chief Stew) joins the fellas on the podcast for a regular old recorded conversation.  It winds up consisting of a few different topics, including: revisions to the "Stubbs" nickname origin story, beach song ideas, and a new business centered around smushing things together.  Pete workshops a new character: Jimmy W. Stewart.

Wallace from Wallace and Gromit joins Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley on the podcast for a nice one.  The 3 old pals cover many topics including: a few prison related "key and pee" situations, Ed's upcoming "My Two Grandmothers" tattoo, and her bad case of sleepwalking envy.  Pete talks through yet another children's tennis camp related conundrum.

Another really interesting Tommy episode with special guest, Tommy.  No songs this time, just a lot of regular old perfectly fine talking, including topics ranging from the evolution of bass playing styles, to Tup's recent denim acquisition.  One podcaster scratches his or her beard a few times throughout,  listen to the whole thing to find out who!

Pete and Tup are back with a podcast Tup meant to put up here awhile ago.  "Well worth the wait" you may overhear some people saying after they listen to it.  Others, I think you'll find, will not have listened at all.  The listeners will hear all about: the famous pop band "Hard Eye Blink", new crusade ideas, and threatening talk-arounds.  Pete adds a third person to list of people who don't like him.

Tommy joins the fellas on the podcast again, proving once and for all that he is willing to keep joining the fellas on the podcast.  A few conversations are conducted, about topics ranging from: using minor trauma as a way of remembering things, leftenant vs. lieutenant, and the hidden dangers of licorice.  Everyone shares and workshops some song ideas.

Pete and Tup are lucky to be joined by comedian, podcaster, actor, and the other kind of cat burglar, Matt Pavich.  Nicknames, dog voices, and a few other standbys find their way onto the podcast yet again.  The groundwork of a smash hit mental health focused musical is laid.  Pete gets some feedback on his latest dog naming strategy. 

Stubbs joins the podcast for another very special attempt at a musical episode.  The theme: the elderly.  A lot of old, decrepit topics are podcasted about including: the real purpose of the Social Security Administration, bread and wine wisdom, and the dangers of inedible dentures.  An unfortunate combination of youth and old age results in some pretty bad songs, and at least one good one.

Pete and Tup manage to get yet another podcast out the door.  Nothing too interesting here, I don't believe, but some things that stick out include: the great Joni Mitchell vs. Uncle Kracker debate, hammers with a nail built right in, and more tattoo crap.  Pete delivers eerie impressions of: either Bert or Ernie, Maggie Gyllenhaal, E from Entourage, Buscemi doing an impression of E from Entourage. 

Glaze joins the podcast for what turns out to be a Top 10 Glaze episode of the podcast.  A chunk of time is spent discussing: BC, AD, and what the next new era might be, who should inherit the Freudian Slip when Freud finally dies, and new baseball theme-nights.  Pete really goes after Psych majors to the point where you have to wonder what happened.

Pete and Tup finally breathe life into an old classic with a passable rendering of their semi-improvised musical about the daughter of an electric chair salesman.  It is exactly as straightforward, tasteful and appealing as it sounds.  Signed copies of both Pete and Tup's iPhones available upon request.  

The fellas are lucky enough to be joined this episode by musician, manifesto author, and milk calf enthusiast, H. Thomas Bernath.  Many bright clearings and dark recesses are explored in the conversation, including: The Truman Show Delusion, an ant's perception of time, spaghettification, and whipping boy replacement bureaucracy.  Tommy shares two great song ideas, and Pete and Tup bring nothing to the table.

Tup and Pete dust off their ol' podcasting shoes and see if they can still kick the crap out of a guestless podcast.  A few very important topics are discussed, none of which immediately spring to mind for me as I write this.  But still a perfectly fine podcast and I don't think your concerns that we are "slipping" are warranted. 

The normal guys are joined by comedian and big friend of the podcast, Pete Bladel.  A few topics are plowed through, including face acting, the next evolution of underwear, and the Podcasting with Invisalign Challenge.  Check out Pete's new album "Literary" on Google Maps or any streaming service on April 22nd.

Pete and Tup are joined by huge friend of the podcast, Matislitwack Litwack.  Together on the podcast, they discuss a whole bunch of fresh podcast topics, including: romantic relationships with robots, the post office, and I want to say several other really good ones.  Pete and Tup claim credit for all of Matis' current success, and also help him think through his next big move, name wise.

Don joins Pete and Tup for another fun, Daylight Savings-related podcast chock-full of spoken words and original music.  Topics include: "Church, the App", chant-enforced public clothing switching, and a graphic animated love story between an alarm clock and an iPhone.  Don replaces the outro with something far more timely.

Gather your fine whiskey and pour it all over your body, as the patron saint of podcasting, Stubbs, joins Pete and Tup for another music infested St. Patrick's Day edition of the podcast.  Some fine fine "Irish" songs are written and performed, and the fellas also cover: food church, the Italian Heritage Festival, and dog voices in public and private.  Tup tries to get a sponsorship deal for the podcast.  Happy St. Poddy's Day!

Tup and Pete take a break from having interesting guests to return back to their old standby: not having interesting guests.  They cover: the spat formerly known as the French and Indian War, educational street signs, the Wizard of Oz as an allegory for Forrest Gump, and the great matriarchy vs. the patriarchy debate.  Pete comes after Hanx again, and insists on doing all of his Entourage impressions before ending the podcast.

Tup and Pete are thrilled to welcome back Julia to the podcast. The three waste no time getting into the newest craze to hit the internet: But, how are the Chairs? Other key topics discussed are blurry-faced actors, how to properly savor a moment, and support groups for people who have the same name (Jeremy). Friar Tuck makes his podcast debut as does the cast of Netflix’s CHEER. 

Ed stops watching Desperate Housewives long enough to join Tup and Pete on another episode of the podcast.  Lots of fun discussions take place, including: best high school classroom bits, new ways to connect with people on elevators, and hypnotists who hypnotize you into starting a competing hypnotism business.  Ed tells the amazing tale of her mascot career.

In an effort to normalize cousins and remove the stigma associated with having cousins on podcasts, Pete and Tup invite Pete's cousin Brendan onto the podcast.  A few perfectly fine topics are covered including: cousins, the stigma associated with cousins, and some big sinkhole.  

The fellas are joined by none other than Thomas Bernath for another fun episode.  Many, many interesting things are covered.  It would be best for all of us if you just listened to it instead of trying to experience the whole thing through this crappy description.  There are a few original songs performed on the podcast, as well as at least one musical, and an entire manifesto.   

Tup and Pete are joined again by old friend of the podcast, MTA. The guys waste no time getting to their favorite pastime: talking about how the bailiff eventually becomes the judge and how it would be fun if the jury had to get up and do a group performance at some point during the trial. There wasn’t time for much else after that so they had a quick conversation about the long standing and cutthroat rivalries between different wings of a hospital. 

Another year, another season of this podcast, eh?  Yes, well, Tup and Pete are lucky enough to keep it going by welcoming Glaze Glazer to the first episode of Season 3.  The veteran podcasters answer some big questions, including: Which Greg is the namesake of the Gregorian calendar? What are we going to do about these pesky rising ocean levels?  And how can we get the benefits of chapstick without the soul crushing burden of actually putting it on?  Glaze pronounces "Tesla" weirdly.  Happy 2022!

Tup and Pete close out another perfectly passable year of podcasting the only way they know how: by creating the last episode of the year.  The two 30-somethings  welcome back 39 year old Stubbs for another Christmas Spectacular.  Just like last year, they talk about a bunch of holiday topics including: Old Steve Wenceslas, the Sprite of Truth, and Christmas lights on the corn stalks.  And of course, they all wrote some new holiday songs for "your" "enjoyment."  Happy Xmas!

Tup and Pete are pleased to welcome Tom Bernath back to the podcast! The guys cover several classic topics such as art created at gunpoint and the creative side of Salvation Army employees. They decide in the end that their time and resources will be best spent starting a fashion company that offers politically contradictory clothing. 

Tup and Pete are joined on this podcast episode by The Psychedelic Athlete himself, Mike Turpin. The guys attempt to get to the bottom of many issues such as whether Mike has what it takes to be a singer, whether Tup and Pete have what it takes to help someone learn how to sing, and whether there should be nightclubs that sell DMT and hand out guns to their patrons. They also manage to start a new Christmas tree company and an acid basketball league. 

Tup and Pete are joined by none other than Don for a very special Thanksgiving episode of the podcast.  It may be a bit too long, or way too short -- depending on how much you like Don...and whether you enjoy improvised Thanksgiving songs.  A few other things that are discussed before the "music" include: National Admit Your Crimes Day, the different competing military prayers, take a turkey leave a turkey, and as always, several promising business ideas.  Happy Thanksgiving!