Fantasy Football Funk
by Aaron Iskow
Two regular guys with a fantasy football problem. Though the genesis of this podcast relates to fantasy football, there are elements to entertain all! Each week we develop our "Recap Rap" and have celebrity interviews, with the likes of Harry Caray, Forrest Gump, Vince McMahon and many more. Enjoy! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the515fantasyfootball/support
Episodes
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Down With The King, Ugh/Week In Review/Waivers And FAAAAAAB
Hey kids! So you made it through another week, hopefully unscathed. "What do we do without Derrick Mister Matt and A-A-Ron?" Well, we don't have all the answers, but we'll do our best to help you navigate through the injuries, byes, and future prospects of our beloved NFL athletes. This episode...
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Week 8 Preview Halloween Mash
"Werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves." If you've seen '30 Rock,' you know what we're talking about. Happy Costume Day everyone! On this haunting edition of the FFF podcast, we so FFF stuff. Previewing games, talking trade chatter, waiver shit, and all the...
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Week 7 In Review - The Chase Is On!
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron break down this week's action is fortunately for the most part injury light bye-maggedon. Cincy looks for real. We're starting to see the cream rise to the top, and some contributors that are looking like, well, a thing. We'll break it all down and look into the numbers. A...
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The Funky Week 6 Review/Injury Notes And Waiver Thoughts on a Fortunately Light Week....Amen!
Welcome back ladies and gentleman! Mister Matt and A-A-Ron review this week's action in the glorious league known as the NFL. If you're a Cowboys fan and owner of their assets such as Mister Matt, you're probably celebrating a good week of Fantasy. Hunt, the emerging Toney, and a couple others…
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The Funky Week 6 Preview, while we watch the Thursday Game Drinking Whiskey/Tequila. You're Welcome.
Week 6 is a comin' folks! What do I do? Who do I play? OMG!!!! A BYE WEEK?!?!?!!? Settle down. We good the goods to get you out of the woods. Grab a brew and an ass rest, sit back, relax, and we'll spew out some stats. Intro - 0:33 Week 6 Preview - 4:20 Interview with the Predator Catcher Chris...
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The Funky Week 5 Review/Injuries, Injuries, Injuries/Waiver Wire & FAAB Advice
Every week there's something huh? This one just cost some of us lost time from Barkley, CEH, Golladay, JuJu, Daniel Jones (Wait, another Giant?). The wire is thin, but there is a little hope.... Toney, Toney, Toney! And what do we see as real or fake from this last week's happenings? Well, tune…
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Week 5 Preview/Thursday Recap/Go Cubs!
This episode covers all the upcoming action for week Fizive. Got Wilson? We know, that's a rough one. But it's a long season. Got questions about who to play? We can definitely help you more there. So plug in your ears and join us for an hour of fantasy advice. Intro - 0:33 Week 5 Preview - 6:53...
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Week 4 Review/Waiver Wire/Other Musings
We got the funk. Gotta have that funk. Yahhhhhh. We talk about stuff on this episode. Fantasy football stuff. Things that happened. Things that may happen. Pretty much what everyone that talks about fantasy football talks about.
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The Funk with the Week 3 Recap, and Week 4 Preview. Yes. That's the title of this episode.
I know, it's been a while since we did this podcast thing. But we were fighting aliens and keeping the world safe, so give us a break!!!!! Anyhoo, we're back under a new assumed, and ready to bring the "fan" back in "fantasy." In this epic, we speak of memoirs from week 3 in the NFL, and tell you...
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Playoffs? PLAYOFFS??? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS?????
Yes, it's been a couple weeks. And thank you for those who gave us some shit for not sharing our genius recently. A little covid scare, yada yada yada, life is life. But we're back bitches! Mister Matt and A-A-Ron are wit cha to give some advice for the playoff run. The Recap Rap was killer if I...
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Turn it Up to Eleven!
Ladies and gents, boys and girls, welcome to the 11th hour of the 2020 fantasy football season. We know, we know, it's been a pretty boring year overall when it comes to sports and the world in general, but we'll try to add some excitement for this week's episode. Mister Matt does his thang with…
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It's Co-Host A-A-Ron's Birthday, So Listen Just Because of That.
Breaking it down is what we do. Mister Matt and A-A-Ron give the goods on what we see and what we don't see for this week's action. You got some sweet rhymes spilling from the mister, and a special guest interview with Chapelle's Show regular, Tyrone Bigums. Git it! Intro - 1:21 Recap Rap - 5:26...
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The El Presidente Edition of the 515 Fantast Football Forecast
Hello voters and non-voters. Either way you chose, we're still here to give you our insight into politic-less pretend sports. Then again, all leagues seem to have their own rules and regulations. Whatever. Let us help you decide what to do. Mister Matt blows up with his Hamilton version of the...
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Week 8 Rewind: Game Recap and Who to Target on Your Waiver Wire. No Skittles for Kittle.
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron review all the action from week 8 and look to the ever changing future of the league. Fortunately, there weren't a lot of significant injuries, but for a year where the Tight End position was already super weak, it just took another hit with the loss of Kittle. There are...
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Dirty Dirty Sanchez Week 8
Fuck you Groffs. Yes, this is for you narcissistic assholes. But other people in the league might enjoy this too. Here's your preview of what we think will happen this week. May we be wrong? Of course. But we probably know more than you fuckers, so you'll listen and like it. Good luck this week.
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Let's Make a Deal!
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron discuss the future of the week. Thoughts on who to play, who to but, who to cut, and other musings. With your patented Recap Rap, Dirty Dirty across the league, and Celebrity Interview with the one and only, Godfather. You're welcome in advance. Intro: 0:01 Recap Rap: 4:14...
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NoBJ for the Rest of the Year, and Other Observations from Week 7
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron take you though a tour of week 7 in the fantasy world. Some fun stats and trends to be discussed. How bad are the Cowboys going forward? What to make of some of the committees? We will give you our studly advice on those and many other topics. Injury wise, Odell is done…
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League of Dirty Sanchez Week 7 Preview
League specific analyzation for 12 of the biggest assholes created by sperm and egg. We wish no luck to any of you, but we will separate our emotions from statistics and give a fair assessment of this week's match-ups. Drink up douche bags.
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Le Previeew a la Week de 7th Pour Le Professionale League De Foosball of Fantasy
We're bad at foreign languages, given the title. However, Mister Matt and A-A-Ron do know a little fantastical sport of football. I won't sell you on all the theatrics, but listen along and you'll get a taste of our brains. What up Hannibal!!
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Week 6 Thoughts and Stats and News and Shots and Stuff
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron do their best once again to bring you their most thoughtful opinions, and what we believe to be your best path to fantasy glory. Yes, I hope that sounded sweet, because we care about you... SHOTS!! SHOTS!!! SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTAAAHHHH!!!!!! Who wants a recap rap? We…
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Week 6 Rewind Recap Review Revisit (Need more verbs?)
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron do their thing and break down this week's action. Thoughts on what stats are pertinent and what should be ignored. Some notable injuries to Mixon, Sanders, Mostert and Ingram could make the waiver wire an interesting place for running backs this week. We give some thoughts...
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Dirty Sanchez Football League Week 6 Preview
For those half dozen of you following our standard broadcast, just wanted to let you know this particular recording is personal league specific. Feel free to follow along though, there will be plenty of sh*t taking to be had, and maybe more league interaction in the future..
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Hurry back Dak. But in the meantime, don't be faultin' Dalton
It's Monday night, and we still have another day of fantasy glory on Tuesday to finish out the week. Weird right? Well, that's Covid living. Maybe you are in a tight game and Henry is going up against Allen? That's the beauty of this awkward season. Games on unexpected days to extend the…
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Stop f*cking up Tennessee! We're trying to play football...
So we've made it to week 5, despite the best efforts of some teams to mess it up. But all is well so far, football is still being played. As to be expected, Mister Matt and A-A-Ron preview this week's upcoming action and review Thursday's Bucs vs. Bears game. We'll give you some stats…
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Did you lose your Chubb in Austin?
Another week, another pair of RB1's go down to the injury witch bitch. That makes 50% of the consensus top 24 missing time so far, and we're only in week 4. But not all is lost. When one man goes down, there are always others who will step up. Hence, we are here to discuss. Mister Matt and…
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Welcome the CoroNFLrus chapter of the season....
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron here to give you the week 4 preview goodies. You know, the rapping and the interviewing. This episode previews our fav's and not so fav's for this week's games. What to take away from the Thursday Broncos vs. Jets extravaganza, as well as some sleeper picks and a splash of...
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Don't panic, still plenty of football to be played.
Mister Matt and A-A-Ron recap the week 3 action, discuss some waiver wire targets and what the f*ck to think about COVID-19 creeping into the NFL state of game. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. Who to buy? Who to sell? What's real, and what's not. With your best intentions in mind, our...
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Get Yo Greens
Week 3 is upon us. It's been a glass case of emotion, kids. Injuries, RBBC's, Yada Yada Yada. But there are bright spots. Maybe you got lucky with James Robinson? (Shoulder brushing my 15th round pick...) But Mister Matt and A-A-Ron are here to help you make sense of all the chaos that is fantasy...
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Got Injuries?
So, what a week, aye? I know you're hurting, because your team is hurting. Don't worry, we'll help you make sense of everything. This Monday evening arm chair QB podcast covers the state of week two's highs and lows. Yes, yes....we have been going a little long on the recordings recently. One…
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Week 2 Preview: Shake Yo Money Maker!
A-aron and Mr. Matt are back and the 515 is making money! This week join us for our week 2 preview! We catch you up on the financial improvements of the 515 during the Intro and Corona Check-in. Mr. Matt recaps week 1 in the only way he knows how, and we recap our Hits and Misses from week 1 and...
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The First Second Show
We're upping the game. Two episodes a week baby! Mister Matt and A-A-Ron break down the week one games, addressing the good, and bad from your favorite fantasy rosterees. Who shined, who didn't, what's real, and what isn't. Also, you want waiver wire advice and FAAB bid recommendations, right?...
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Back In the Saddle Again
Yes, it's been a break between podcasts, but we're here again to give you mediocre advice with a twist of talent. We recap the first post-covid game of the season, and what we believe will to come in the following bouts. Previews of each game this week. Sleepers, busts, and all that shit. Intro:...
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Bang Bang Bang Goes the Podcast
Happy 4th of July everyone! And in that spirit, we theme the show for an explosive episode. Mister Matt's recap rap comes with a patriotic feel. The COVID segment includes a story about the follies of condoms. We discuss some NFL news, including the Cam signing, possible Redskins name change, and...
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Selling Out
This episode features the titled theme in honor of our first advertising offer for the show. Mister Matt's Recap Freestyle features that amongst the content. Per usual we have our podcast Corona update, whatever NFL news we could possible muster, the Dirty Dirty in the middle, and Super Agent to...
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Off The Cuff Freestyle Edition
This week we test out our improvisational skillz with the "Off the Cuff" theme. Mister Matt tests his chops with a "Who's Line is it Anyway" style rap where we throw out words, and he has to make them work. Followed by a little news and notes, then the Dirty Dirty takes an improv theme where we...
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Keepers and Vodka Bombs
Our studio audience builds from 1 to 2, and we have a guest microphone in action. Yes, it was a big week. This edition features a keeper aspect, with Mister Matt's Recap Rap and a discussion of value from different rounds of last year's draft. As well as another celebrity guest, who you may know…
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Kickers and Sex Ed
You want a whole podcast about kickers? Of course you do. Actually, this may be the first podcast in the history of podcasting that focuses solely on kickers. But you know what that also means? It's the best podcast in the history of podcasts based solely on kickers. And we are about to set the...
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The Sleepers Edition
This episode features a sleepy theme with the recap rap, our choices of sleepers to target for the upcoming season. And special guest Bronco Witherspoon, and up and coming author, stops by to promote his book 'Dealing with Narcolepsy: My Personal Guide of Things I Do in Order Not to Sleep at…
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Freaky Friday
This episode features a little roll reversal. Mister Matt's Recap Rap is taken over by A-A-Ron who tests the waters in lyrical form, and A-A-Ron conducts an interview with Mercedes, our first female guest on the podcast. If you like Barbie girls, you'll love her.. We explorer some topics across…
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Famous Fantasy 515 Draft Recap
This episode features the celebrity draft recap rap. A discussion and fun facts regarding the NFL draft. And special guest Forrest Gump stops by for a visit. Intro - 0:01 Recap Rap/Celebrity Draft Version - 11:17 Famous 5 Draft Recap - 17:15 Dirty Dirty/NFL Draft Discussion - 27:51 Celebrity...
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Famous Fantasy 515 Mock Draft
This episode presents our first Fantasy Fantasy Mock Draft featuring: Beavis & Butthead Harry Caray ala Will Ferrell Mr. Mackey from South Park Bill Clinton from the Oval Office Moritz Wilhelm Bohringer aka The First German Born NFL Player Kevin Malone from The Office Bobby Boucher aka The…
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Tight End Risers and Fallers
This pisode features Tight End Risers and Fallers, Recap Rap - The Big Lebowski Edition and Special Guest Vince McMahon stops by. Also, we draw the Celebrity Draft Order for next week, featuring Mr. Matt, A-A-Ron, Beavis and Butthead, Mr. Mackey, Bobby Boucher, Bill Clinton, Harry Caray, Moritz...
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Running Back Risers and Fallers
This episode focuses on a few NFL moves, running back risers and fallers, Mr. Matt's Tiger King Recap Rap, Special Guests Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hat and Mr. Slave pop in, plus Casey makes her premier sit in. Intro - 0:01 Recap Rap/Tiger King Edition 12:27 NFL Moves - 17:57 RB Risers and Fallers…
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Wide Receiver Risers and Fallers
This edition features a special edition of the Recap Rap, Point Break Style. We discuss state of the league and Wide Receiver picks to rise and fall this upcoming season. Special guests Beavis and Butthead stop in for a visit. If you want to make it a drinking game, take a sip for every time I…
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Quarterback Risers and Fallers
Episode 2 of the 515 Fantasy Football Podcast. A little something for everyone. Free agency recap rap, risers and fallers at QB, and special guest Moritz Wilhem Bohringer, the first German born to play in the NFL stops by for an interview. Next edition will feature an extended Recap Rap, as well…
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Free Agency Primer
So what better time to start a podcast other than now? This particular venture is focused on the wife angering topic of fantasy football. We started this for our specific league before last season, but as we went along, added little fun little skits and what not to break the straight talk.…
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About this show
Two regular guys with a fantasy football problem. Though the genesis of this podcast relates to fantasy football, there are elements to entertain all! Each week we develop our "Recap Rap" and have celebrity interviews, with the likes of Harry Caray, Forrest Gump, Vince McMahon and many more. Enjoy! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the515fantasyfootball/support
Hosted by
Aaron Iskow