Fast and Firm: Mastering the Art of Handicapping

Remember John Sterling, Kentucky Derby review, breaking down the 11 race card at BAQ

Dining and Dashing mistake, breaking down the entire 14 Race Churchill Downs card including the 152nd Kentucky Derby!

Hall Pass 5, Assistant Archery Coach, Breaking down the 10 race card at Aqueduct

Kentucky Kentucky, Color Clarity, Breaking down the 11 race card at Keeneland

Sex at the horse track, suckin' Furman, Breaking down the 11 race card at Keeneland

Weather Woes, broken toilet, breaking down the 11 race card at Keeneland

Baseball Draft from Cooperstown, Breaking down the Florida Derby and the rest of the 14 race card at Gulfstream Park

Ohio Meteor Attack, breaking down the 12 race card at Gulfstream Park

Exit Row Aisle seat Captain, Naked super heroes, Breaking down the 12 race card at Gulfstream Park

Daylight savings time woes, making love for an hour and 30 seconds, Breaking down the 12 race card at Gulfstream Park!

Missing St Elmo's, Kyle's Bad review, Breaking down the 14 Race card at Gulfstream Park

Marks absent, Olympic skier bulges, Breaking down the 12 race card at Gulfstream Park

Meeting John Dooley, Men and women are different, evaluating  New Orleans, Races 1-7 at Gulfstream Park

Tampa Bay Downs trip, breaking down the 12 race card at Gulfstream Park in the G3 Derby Prep Holy Bull

Traffic court tribulations, breaking down the 13 race card at Gulfstream Park including the Pegasus World Cup!

Unlucky Podcasting, picks for the 11 race card at Gulfstream Park

Cousin Tubbo, Wrong Chinese, 100lb's in a car seat, breaking down the 11 Race card at Gulfstream Park 

Crazy mascots, New Years Resolutions, Fake Chinese, Breaking down the 11 race card at Gulfstream Park!

Video Game Mockery, Breaking down the 11 race card at Gulfstream Park!

Recapping an incredible Stakes Win, Breaking down the 11 race card at Gulfstream Park  

God is selective on injury, Ovulation app, UD entered in another Stake, Breaking down the 11 Race card at Gulfstream

Eastern time zone sucks, Twins only need one picture, Breaking down the Saturday 11 race card at Gulfstream Park!

RIP to the Lexus, State your name not name your state, Breaking down the 11 race Saturday card at Gulfstream Park

Learning from outdated encyclopedia's and porn, breaking down the 10 race Saturday Card at Aqueduct

NFL Teams that are DTF, Saturday 10 Race Aqueduct card

Mike slow passes a cop, the boys recap the Breeders Cup Classic, and then break down the 10 race Saturday card at Aqueduct

Mark is in person at the Breeders Cup, So Mike Runs a solo show, brags about his status', then breaks down the 12 race Breeders Cup Card!

Mike has had a long week of no sleep, He's at Keeneland, but Mark still makes him break down the 11 Race BAQ card!

Mike gets bait and switched at a wedding, the Pope loves baseball, then the boys break down the 11 race Saturday card at BAQ

Mike recaps his Friday nigh date with Remington Park, discusses is challenge of picking out a grandpa name, then the boys break down the 11 race Saturday card at BAQ

Mark tries to collect gambling debts, both guys find joy in cars in lakes, then the boys break down the 12 race Saturday Card at BAQ!

Mike has a late night with Prairie Meadows Race Track, talks about having to do a fire dril, then the boys break down the 12 race Saturday Card at BAQ! (time stamps will be off due to adversting, but they're close! Race one 11:25 Race two 21:38 Race three 29:28 Race four 38:23 Race five 48:09 Race six 53:11 Race seven 1:00:27 Race eight 1:08:30 Race nine 1:18:25 Race ten1:26:54 Race eleven 1:38: 26 Race twelve 1:48:53  

Mike and Mark recap their racing sucess, Paris Hilton Fridges catching on fire, then break down the 11 Race Saturday BAQ Card! (time stamps will be off due to inserted advertising, but they're close!) Race one 20:33 Race two 28:14 Race three 36:06 Race Four 43:52 Race Five 53:20 Race Six 1:01:30 Race Seven 1:10:42 Race eight 1:20:05 Race nine 1:30:02 Race Ten Race Eleven 1:50:56

The Boys discuss the recent attempt to shoot down a UFO, give a stable update, and then breakdown the 11 race Saturday BAQ Card Race One 15:55 Race Two 22:08 Race Three 28:41 Race Four 36:27 Race Five 49:26 Race Six 58:26 Race Seven 1:06:04 Race Eight 1:14:07 Race Nine 1:25:20 Race Ten 1:33:44 Race Eleven 1:47:04

Mike and Mark talk about the Cracker coming back to Cracker Barrell, Mike has another Lyft mishap, then the boys break down the 12 race Saturday card at Kentucky Downs! Race one 16:17 Race two 24:08 Race three 33:48 Race four  44:01 Race five 53:09 Race six 1:01:57 Race seven 1:12:07 Race eight 1:22:06 Race nine 1:33:01 Race ten 1:42:27 Race eleven 1:51:57 Race twelve 2:00:43

Mike does a solo show, recalls the time Mark couldn't pick a 3rd place horse in a 5 horse field, then breaks down the 13 race Saratoga Saturday Card!

Mike and Mark discuss a college quarterbacks Venmo scandal, and then break down the 14 race Saratoga card that includes the PREMIER 3 year old race of the year, the Travers Stakes. Race 1 15:17 Race 2 25:17 Race 3 32:00 Race 4 37:43 Race 5 47:14 Race 6 Race 7 1:01:34 Race 8 1:08:52 Race 9 1:16:04 Race 10 1:21:12 Race 11 1:29:25 Race 12 1:38:13 Race 13 1:45:21 Race 14 1:49:22

Mike tells Mark he's mad at him, Mark hates whistling, then boys break down the 12 race Saratog card! Race one 14:36 Race two 21:31 Race three 28:52 Race four 33:25 Race five 39:27 Race six 48:03 Race seven 57:38 Race eight 1:05:03 Race nine 1:11:26 Race ten 1:21:21 Race eleven Race twelve 1:37:29

Mike shares a bathroom emergency story, then the boys break down the 12 race Saturday card at Saratoga including the G2 Saratoga Oaks and the G1 Sword Dancer Race 1 21:28 Race 2 29:55 Race 3 38;39 Race 4 48:56 Race 5 1:00:46 Race 6  1:08:16 Race 7 1:15:36 Race 8 1:25:36 Race 9 1:33:34 Race 10 1:41:17 Race 11 1:52:26 Race 12 2:00:18  

The Boys have been asked to guest handicap the Saturday Card at Prairie Meadows! Race one 6:00 Race two 10:30 Race three 14:42 Race four 19:12 Race five 24:52 Race six 30:36 Race seven 36:04 Race eight 41:30 Race nine 46:57 Race ten 52:28

The Boys pay tribue to Ozzy Osbourne, Mike talks about how he hates encores at concerts, then they break down the 12 race Saratoga Saturday Card. Race 1 18:44 Race 2 25:55 Race 3 34:14  Race 4 43:43 Race 5 49:27 Race 6 58:48 Race 7 1:07:43 Race 8 1:15:15 Race 9 1:26:30 Race 10 1:35:58 Race 11 1:40:22 Race 12 1:48:12

Mike and Mark discuss their first stakes race, Mike talks about his smart house, and then Boys break down the 12 race Saratoga card.  Technical issues so full analysis up through race 4. Just picks for races 5-12 Race 1 14:22 Race 2 22:11 Race 3 30:00 Race 4 39:32 Races 5-12 46:20

Prairie Meadows asked us to guest handicap and we obliged.  Mike ran solo and breaksdown the Friday stakes race the boys are entered in at Belterra Park, then he breaks down the Prairie Meadows 11 Race Card. Thoroughbred handicapping starts around 37 minute mark.  Race one 20:30 Race two 24:34 Race three 29:32 Race four 33:10 Race five (first thoroughbred race) 37:45 Race six 42:30 Race seven 46:31 Race 8 50:20 Race 9 54:47 Race 10 59:29 Race 11 1:02:54

Mike and Mark have a big announcement for their racing stable, try to figure out if bacon is a spice, and then break down the 12 race opening Satruday Saratoga card! Race one 17:57 Race two 22:54 Race three 28:24 Race four 34:44 Race five 41:00 Race six 50:52 Race seven 59:15 Race eight 1:08:33 ace nine 1:15:59 Race ten 1:25:35 Race eleven 1:33:28 Race twelve 1:39:30

Mike talks about fireworks and the Ring App Karens, the boys pay tribute to D. Wayne Lukas, and then breakdown the Belmont at Saratoga 12 race card! Race one 12:33 Race two 20:21 Race three 25:48 Race four 31:19 Race five 39:16 Race six 48:45 Race seven 56:45 Race eight 1:04:23 Race nine 1:12:26 Race ten 1:21:05 Race eleven 1:31:53 Race twelve 1:39:18

Mark makes fun of Mike's top 10 Yacht Rock songs for the summer, then the boys break down a tepid 11 race BAQ card Race one 18:35 Race two 24:46 Race three 31:24 Race four 36:46 Race five 44:02 Race six 53:40 Race seven 57:50 Race eight 1:06:18 Race nine 1:14:25 Race ten 1:20:52 Race eleven 1:28:33

Mark talks about the joy he gets when technology fails other people, Mike talks about being a Jedi to get the bathroom at the airport to work, then the boys break down the 11 race BAQ card! Race one 11:34 Race two 20:51 Race three 29:30 Race four 36:24 Race five 43:20 Race six 53:57 Race seven 1:02:40 Race eight 1:09:50 Race nine 1:23:20 Race ten 1:31:00 Race eleven 1:40:43

Mike talks about the debacle that is the New York Knicks, Mike and Mark recap the Belmont, and then the boys break down the tepid 10 race BAQ Card! Race one 11:31 Race two 17:37 Race three 23:29 Race four 30:55 Race five 38:12 Race six 45:31 Race seven 52:47 Race eight 1:00:03 Race nine 1:07:27 Race ten  1:16:45

Mike talks about driving cars with holes in them, and then the boys break down races 4-13 (race 14 hit the all button)of the Belmont Stakes at Saratoga race four 9:55 race five 19:23 race six 32:01 race seven 40:16 race eight 48:15 race nine 57:11 race ten 68:27 race eleven 78:23 race twelve 89:15 Belmont Stakes 97:58  

Mike and Mark recap their recent racing sucess, pay tribute to Christophe Clement, and breakdown the 11 race card at Churchill Downs Race one 13.42 Race two 22:32 Race three 33:02 Race four 41:22 Race five 48:09 Race six 57:45 Race seven 1:08:22 Race eight 1:19:11 Race nine 1:29:57 Race ten 1:37:41 Race eleven 1:46:36