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Fat Attack Features
by Capo
Welcome to Fat Attack Features the bad, rad, and horror movie podcast! My girlfriend and I take on a movie and give you a look behind the scenes while providing a honest review in our own drunken way!
Episodes
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Sleepwalkers
We are back! Fair warning, chaos follows. On this episode Kate drops by and joins us as we talk about the Croydon Cat Killer and the insanity that is Stephen King's 1992 horror/drama Sleepwalkers!
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Nowhere to Run
We are back! On this episode we continue with another chapter of JCVD's filmography. This time, I fall down a Corey Feldman rabbit hole, we talk about famous escaped prisoners, and we discuss the 1993 Action/Crime Thriller Nowhere to Run!
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Universal Soldier
We are back! JCVDember returns on this episode as we talk about recent viewings, the early life and career of Dolph Lundgren, and the 1992 action movie Universal Soldier. Does this movie deserve to be decorated, or does it need to be dishonorably discharged? Tune in and find out!
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Yellow Fangs
We are back! On this episode, I am rolling solo. Accompany me as I talk about the life and death of the Grizzly Man, the Sankebetsu bear attacks in Japan, and the 1990 horror action film they inspired Yellow Fangs!
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Padak
We are back! On this episode of the podcast Tarvares returns and we discuss an AITA bathroom situation, the Lurongyu 2682 mutiny and massacre, and the 2012 Korean animated horror musical Padak. Is this one a keeper? Or does it need to be tossed back to the depths from which it came? Tune in and...
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Lars and the Real Girl
We are back! On this episode, Elaine takes over the podcast and tries her hand at hosting and picked our movie. This week, I eat an edible again, we talk about women's rights, and we discuss the 2007 Romance/Comedy Lars and the Real Girl
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The Trip
We are back! On this episode we talk about replacement buttholes, couples who murder, and the 2021 Norwegian black comedy The Trip!
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Double Impact
We are back! Schedule got a bit out of wack but we are finally ending the second arc of Jean Claude Vandember. This week, we talk about a murder spurred by crumbs left in the bed, we share some memories, and I do the deepest dive on a production so far. This week's movie is the 1991 action film...
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There's Something In The Barn
We are back! It's been a rough last few months but we are kicking off 2024 with a new episode. This week, we talk about robot dicks, Christmas murderers, and the 2023 horror comedy There's Something In The Barn!
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Ghostwatch
What's up everybody? We are back! Our schedules have been hellacious, but that didn't stop Elaine and I from celebrating our favorite time of year Halloween! On this episode, we briefly discuss the infamous Enfield Haunting and the notorious 1992 TV mockumentary that shocked an entire nation,...
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Death Warrant
We are back! Jean Claude VanDember continues this week as I discover a new personal fear, we discuss the black market organ trade, and we begrudgingly review the 1990 action movie Death Warrant. We also give a rundown on recent viewings and update our JCVD villain and movie lists!
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Lionheart
We are back! On this episode, Jean Claude Vandember returns! We kick off the second arc with the 1990 action/martial arts movie Lionheart. We also rank our JCVD films and villains so far. Does this film take the top spot? Or will it become the new bottom dweller? Tune in and find out!
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Deep Rising
We are back! Big Ken came to town and joined Tarvares and I for this week's episode. Join us as we talk about child trafficking, cruise ship carnage, and the 1998 action/horror film Deep Rising. Does this week's movie manage to sink or swim? Tune it to find out!
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Ticks
We are back! On this episode, Elaine is hungry, we discuss ThunderCats porn, and we take a look at the 1993 horror movie Ticks!
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Bug
We are back! On this episode I relive our horrendous recent move, we read some interesting love letters, and talk about the 2007 horror/thriller Bug!
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Sisu
We are back! On this episode, Elaine and I talk about Wojtek, the bear that fought in WW2, the Finnish getting screwed by the Soviets, and the action packed Finnish war film Sisu! Is this movie worthy of decoration? Tune in and find out!
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Landlocked
We are back! What happens when a grieving son returns to his childhood home only to find a mysterious camera that can record the past? Not much really. This week on the show, Elaine and I sit down to talk about the 2022 sort of horror/thriller-ish movie Landlocked. Does this film leave a fond...
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Congo
We are back! Apologies for the brief hiatus but we have been beyond busy. This week we talk about normalizing a new catchphrase, teaching animals sign language and discuss the action thriller from 1995 Congo!
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Kickboxer
We are back! On this episode, Tarvares returns to join Elaine and I as we wrap the first leg of Jean Claude Van Dember with the 1989 martial arts action film Kickboxer!
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Cyborg
We are back! Jean Claude Van Dember keeps rolling as this week on the show we talk about Cocaine Bear (SPOILERS), our recent movie theater experience and the ever so interesting production of the 1989 action film Cyborg!
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Bloodsport
We are back! The time is finally here. On this episode, Elaine and I are joined by returning guest Tarvares and we are kicking off Jean Claude Van Dember! Yeah its March, don't ask questions. We talk about JCVD coming into the business, the real life Frank Dux, and give a preview of what's coming...
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All My Friends Hate Me
We are back! On this episode I run in to a hairy situation, we talk about the Green Bay Packers draft pick turned serial killer Randall Woodfield, and we discuss the 2021 "horror" comedy All My Friends Hate Me. Check it out!
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Bloody Hell
What is up everybody?!?!? Apologies for missing our last upload, but we are back! On this episode, Elaine talks about Steve Irwin, I share a traumatic experience, and we talk about the 2020 horror comedy Bloody Hell. Does this go off like a frog in a sock? Or is bodgie? Tune in and find out!
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Christmas Bloody Christmas
Hoe Hoe Hoe!!! We are back with our 2nd Christmas episode, just a little late. On this episode, we talk about scary fish, serial killer Henry Lee Lucas, and the 2022 horror movie Christmas Bloody Christmas! Is this a stocking stuffer or a lump of coal? Tune in to find out!
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Blood Rage
Gobble gobble! In typical FAF fashion, we are a bit late, but better late than never. This week we talk about sexy turkeys, why sweet potatoes are trash, and the 1987 Thanksgiving slasher Blood Rage!
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The Transfiguration
We are back everyone! Apologies for being late but ya know....shit happens. Anyway, on this episode, we continue to churn along in Year 2 while discussing my limited French vocabulary, vampire literary works, and the 2016 hidden gem The Transfiguration! Check it out!
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V/H/S 99
Happy belated Halloween everyone! The show returns with something no one asked for, another solo episode! Speaking of things no one asked for, this week I am discussing the 2022 horror anthology V/H/S 99, the latest installment in the VHS franchise. It was Halloween night, I was all alone, and I...
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Twilight of the Cockroaches
Year 2 continues on and this week, shit got weird. Fair warning, I tried a new setup and there is a background sound issue for part of the episode but it seems to clear out by the end. Elaine is on vacation, so for this episode James and Tarvares make their return to discuss the 1987...
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Aniara
We are back with Year 2 of the podcast! On this episode we talk about pie, Elaine tries to teach me about nuclear power, and we discuss the borefest Ariana
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Hatching
Today is the 1 year anniversary of the show! We planned on a award show but.....shit happens. So we had to call an audible. Today, we are talking about danishes, my one and only traumatic experience at Starbucks, and the 2021 Finnish film Hatching!
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Prey
We are back with a new episode! This week on the show we do a brief rundown on the history of the Predator, talk about Indians and basket weaving, the upcoming anniversary of the show and we discuss the brand new 2022 movie Prey!
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In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
We are back with a new episode! On this episode we talk about Quentin Tarantino, Elaine leaving me, and frankly, the 2nd worst movie we have done on the podcast. Tune in to hear about how I paid money to have a shorter version of this dog shit movie and hear our plans for future episodes!
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Monkey Shines
On this episode, we pay homage to Cartel Monkey's death and talk about the 1988 film Monkey Shines. We discuss it's iconic cover, boy scouts, old man politics, the female anatomy, and making babies. Admittedly, this one was a wild one, so let's see if this movie truly shines or is as dull...
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Raw
On this episode, our friend Kate drops by and we talk about the 2016 film Raw
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*Bonus Episode* Spiral: From the Book of Saw
We are back! Schedules have been hectic but we are slowly getting back in to the groove. On this week's episode we talk about....much to our chagrin, Spiral: Book of Saw. This one was rough guys, but soon we will be back on schedule! Stay tuned!
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The Sadness
WE ARE BACK! After an amazingly hectic schedule we have finally had time to get back on track. Well, not really. Today we have a very special guest who helps us navigate The Sadness, the Tebows, and brain juice. Does this podcast have a happy ending? Tune in to find out!
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Orca
Well, Meat Loaf Mania is over and honestly....I ain't mad about it. On this episode, Tarvares makes his return to the show, we discuss Jaws knockoffs, Italian copyright laws, and the 1977 film Orca!
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Pelts
Well we have reached the end of Meat Loaf Mania and.......thank God. On this episode we talk about the 2006 Masters of Horror episode Pelts. Also, Elaine takes over and we briefly touch on me pooping myself when I die, are meatballs tiny meatloaf, and future episodes. Does MLM end on a high note?...
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Stage Fright
Greetings and salutations all! MLM continues to roll on and.........oh boy. Things have taken a turn for the worse and Elaine was the closest she has been to leaving me while watching this movie. MLM is proving to be a disaster but through it all, we persevere. So, get settled and get ready. Here...
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Black Dog
We are back! Apologies for missing our last episode but shit happens. However, we are bouncing back this week with the 1998 movie Black Dog starring Patrick Swayze, Randy Travis and Meat Loaf. due to Meat Loaf's passing I decided to kick off a 3 week Meat Loaf Mania and......we will see how this...
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Monstrum
Better late than never. After a very tumultuous and very busy couple weeks we managed to squeeze this episode out. On this week's episode we are discussing the 2018 South Korean film Monstrum!
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*Bonus Episode* The Advent Calendar
Hoe hoe hoe and Merry belated Christmas! X Mas is that special time that comes once a year and.....we missed it. But that's okay because today we are still in the spirit and watching the 2021 horror movie The Advent Calendar. We also discuss the age old question, could 100 naked men win a...
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Terra Formars
HO HO HO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! In typical FAF fashion, our Christmas episode is going to be late. However, this week we do have......something. This week, we cover the Japanese live action film Terra Formars. if you have ever wanted to see human bug hybrids engage in hand to hand combat with giant...
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BloodRayne
Apologies for being a day late, a power outage and my terrible habit of putting things off proved to be a nasty combination. On this episode, Elaine goes in on musical genius Meat Loaf, we talk Uwe Boll, and we discuss the 2005 live action video game movie BloodRayne!
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Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack
This week we are discussing the 2012 horror/animation film Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack. As the title suggests, it is a bit......strange. Elaine sat this one out so I have my anime expert Tarvares weighing in on this odd film. Things are gonna get fishy when we tackle this week's movie. Will it be a...
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Hard Target
On this episode, we talk about John Woo and conclude our Lance Henriksen marathon with the 1993 action/martial arts film Hard Target. Who doesn't love some fuckin Jean-Claude Van Damme? And........Wilfred Brimley?
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*Bonus Episode* Slaxx
Unfortunately, we had to have a change of schedule. So here is a random episode we recorded that doesn't fall on the schedule. On this episode, we talk about the 2020 horror/comedy Slaxx. It's Canadian and about a sentient pair of killer blue jeans...that's...that's about it. Enjoy!
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No Escape
On this episode, I make some retractions, Elaine bashes Sean Connery, we discuss if Antonio Banderas is sexy, and the 1994 action movie No Escape.
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Quick and the Dead
On this episode of Fat Attack Features, our homie Lawyer James comes by to talk about the star packed action western The Quick and the Dead. Did it hit the mark? Or was it a misfire? Tune in and find out!
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Near Dark
On this episode we talk about the 1987 Near Dark as the Lance Henriksen marathon kicks off! Fair warning, I uhhhhhh, was a bit too lit this go around. Enjoy!
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Welcome to Fat Attack Features the bad, rad, and horror movie podcast! My girlfriend and I take on a movie and give you a look behind the scenes while providing a honest review in our own drunken way!
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Fat Attack Features is created and hosted by Capo.
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