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Want to be entertained throughout the week? The Fat Guys Network is here to provide you with hours of weekly programming that will wrap around you like a warm, fleshy Snuggie. Get movie reviews on Fridays, television talk on Mondays, DVD and Blu-ray picks on Tuesday, off-beat and offensive comedy on Wednesday and movie discussion throughout the weekends, all with an irreverent silliness with plenty of humor and fun. From the flagship show Fat Guys at the Movies to newer podcasts like OSNAP! and Celluloid Spotlight, the Fat Guys Network has all the entertainment you’ll need to make your week fly by faster than a fat kid at an all-you-can eat buffet. And we talk about boobs, too!
Episodes
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“The Toxic Avenger” Movie Review
Unrated Opens: August 29, 2025 Kevin says THE TOXIC AVENGER kinda rocks! In an era of remakes, reboots, and ret-cons, I suppose it’s time for a new take on classic American exploitation. THE TOXIC AVENGER follows a down-on-his-luck widower who suffers an industrial accident that turns him into a...
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“Honey Don’t” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: August 22, 2025 Kevin says HONEY DON’T kinda sucks! THE SUBSTANCE’s Margaret Qualley headlines a neo-noir mystery from one of the Coen Brothers in HONEY DON’T. The story follows a private investigator looking into the death of a young woman. The trail leads her into dark territory,...
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“Nobody 2” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: August 15, 2025 Kevin says NOBODY 2 ROCKS! BETTER CALL SAUL’s Bob Odenkirk is the latest middle-aged actor cashing in on the everyman beating up gangsters with the sequel NOBODY 2. Odenkirk plays a former assassin trying to live a boring suburban life. While paying a debt to the…
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“Freakier Friday” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: August 8, 2025 Kevin says FREAKIER FRIDAY kinda sucks! The latest film to come out of Hollywood’s never-ending reboot engine is Disney’s FREAKIER FRIDAY. This 20-years-too-late sequel reunites us with Tess and Anna, who magically swapped bodies in 2003. Now, a similar event has...
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“The Bad Guys 2” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: August 1, 2025 Kevin says THE BAD GUYS 2 kinda rocks! Three years ago, THE BAD GUYS delivered a unique, fresh animated adventure. Now, they’re back for another score in THE BAD GUYS 2. This time, they are blackmailed into a job by a notorious criminal and have to find a way […]
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“The Fantastic 4: First Steps” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: July 25, 2025 Kevin says THE FANTASTIC 4: FIRST STEPS ROCKS! Facing the threat of superhero fatigue, THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS flies onto summer movie screen. The story drops us in years after Marvel’s First Family acquires their cosmic powers. But don’t worry… flashbacks...
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“Smurfs” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: July 18, 2025 Kevin says SMURFS kinda sucks! It’s been eight years, so why not reboot the theatrical SMURFS franchise? With a new voice cast – including a new pop music star as Smurfette – the little blue creatures are living in peace in Smurf Village. When one of them discovers…
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“Superman” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: July 11, 2025 Kevin says SUPERMAN ROCKS! Slip on your blue tights! It’s time for a reboot of the Last Son of Krypton. SUPERMAN follows billionaire Lex Luthor trying to take down the Man of Steel, while the Daily Planet tries to uncover an international conspiracy. Having...
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“Jurassic World: Rebirth” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: July 2, 2025 Kevin says JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH kinda rocks! A big summer movie brings big summer monsters back to the big summer screen. We see a lot of familiar things in the latest installment of the Jurassic Park franchise. In JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH, people are stranded...
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“F1” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: June 27, 2025 Kevin says F1 kinda sucks! Brad Pitt may be the name on the marquee, but the real star of F1 is the racing. Pitt stars as a washed up driver brought in to help a Formula 1 team win. He butts heads with the team using his unorthodox style […]
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“Elio” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: June 20, 2025 Kevin says ELIO ROCKS! Pixar has a new film, which is literally out of this world. ELIO tells the story of a recent orphan living with his aunt. Desperately wanting a new life, Elio sends a signal into space with a tricked-out ham radio… and miraculously gets a…
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“How to Train Your Dragon” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: June 13, 2025 Kevin says HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON ROCKS! Disney isn’t the only studio producing live-action remakes of their animated films. DreamWorks has thrown its hat into the ring with HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. Closely following the animated film from fifteen years ago, the...
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“Ballerina” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: June 6, 2025 Kevin says BALLERINA kinda rocks! To milk more money out of the JOHN WICK franchise, Lionsgate offers moviegoers the spin-off BALLERINA. The story follows an orphan raised by a secret society as a ballerina and assassin. When she comes of age, she goes rogue to take…
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“Karate Kid Legends” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 30, 2025 Kevin says KARATE KID LEGENDS kinda rocks! The original Karate Kid returns to the big screen to train a new protégé. KARATE KID LEGENDS follows the previous films’ template: a teenager moves to a new city with his mother and attracts the attention of some...
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“Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 23, 2025 Kevin says MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – THE FINAL RECKONING kinda rocks! After two years, the second half of the latest MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE adventure has landed. MISSION: IMPOSSILBE – THE FINAL RECKONING picks up where DEAD RECKONING ended two summers ago. Ethan Hunt has…
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“Final Destination: Bloodlines” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES kinda rocks! It’s taken more than a decade, but Death is back for a sixth helping in FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES. The story follows a college student who has visions of a catastrophic accident sixty years ago. She learns her...
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“Fight or Flight” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: May 9, 2025 Kevin says FIGHT OR FLIGHT kinda rocks! After a comeback with the movie TRAP, Josh Hartnett flies into an action film. FIGHT OR FLIGHT tells the story of a burned government agent lured back to the job to find an elusive hacker on an international flight. The only…
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“Thunderbolts*” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: May 2, 2025 Kevin says THUNDERBOLTS* ROCKS! Marvel Studios hopes to goose its franchise back to the top with a new film about unlikely heroes. THUNDERBOLTS* follows a rag-tag group of marginal super-villains who unite against a common enemy. Along the way, they stumble into...
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“The Accountant 2” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: April 25, 2025 Kevin says THE ACCOUNTANT 2 kinda rocks! I hope your taxes are done properly because Ben Affleck is back as the accountant you don’t want to be in charge of your audit. THE ACCOUNTANT 2 continues the story of an autistic man who used to make a living running […]
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“Sinners” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: April 18, 2025 Kevin says SINNERS kinda rocks! The director of BLACK PANTHER gets out a wooden stake and takes a stab at vampires this weekend. Ryan Coogler directs SINNERS, a drama about a pair of criminal twins who return home to the deep South of the 1930s to start up a […]
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“The Amateur” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: April 11, 2025 Kevin says THE AMATEUR kinda sucks! Oscar-winner Rami Malek takes a stab at the everyman-seeking-revenge thriller with the new movie THE AMATEUR. Malek plays a CIA analyst whose wife is killed in a terrorist attack. Seeking retribution, he wants to be trained in the...
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“A Minecraft Movie” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: April 4, 2025 Kevin says A MINECRAFT MOVIE kinda rocks! Hoping to capture the success of THE LEGO MOVIE and SUPER MARIO BROS., Hollywood is bringing another game to life. A MINECRAFT MOVIE brings the viewers into the world of Minecraft, where players can build anything they can...
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“A Working Man” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: March 28, 2025 Kevin says A WORKING MAN kinda sucks! Jason Statham goes on another rampage in the new film A WORKING MAN. The story follows a military vet who works a humble construction job pulled back into a world of violence when the daughter of a friend is kidnapped. He goes […]
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“Snow White” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: March 21, 2025 Kevin says SNOW WHITE ROCKS! After months of a ballooning budget, political controversies, and off-set drama, SNOW WHITE is in theaters, and it’s a film that – for better or for worse – will turn heads. The latest Disney live-action remake takes a new perspective on...
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“Novocaine” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: March 14, 2025 Kevin says NOVOCAINE kinda rocks! The Nepo Babies leap into action this week with the new film NOVOCAINE. Jack Quaid stars as an assistant manager at a bank who has a crush on one of the tellers. When they finally go out, he confides in her that he has […]
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“Night of the Zoopocalypse” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: March 7, 2025 Kevin says NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE kinda rocks! A zombie outbreak in a zoo is the setting for an unlikely family film this weekend. Based on an idea by extreme horror legend Clive Barker, NIGHT OF THE ZOOPOCALYPSE follows a group of zoo animals fighting slippery,...
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“Last Breath” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: February 28, 2025 Kevin says LAST BREATH kinda rocks! A new film about an impossible rescue mission dives deep into the ocean. Based on a true story, LAST BREATH follows a team of divers servicing an underwater pipeline. During a rough storm, one of them is trapped at the…
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“The Monkey” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: February 21, 2025 Kevin says THE MONKEY ROCKS! An iconic Stephen King story from the 80s is finally getting a feature film adaptation. LONGLEGS director Osgood Perkins turns the key on THE MONKEY, which follows a pair of twins who discover a clockwork monkey in their absent…
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“Captain America: Brave New World” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: February 14, 2025 Kevin says CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD kinda rocks! Strap on your wings and grab your shield. Marvel Studios is coming in hot with CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD. This film sees Sam Wilson as the new Captain America. When an attempt on the President’s...
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“Love Hurts” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: February 7, 2025 Kevin says LOVE HURTS kinda sucks! Coming off the success of EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE, Ke Huy Quan is given his own action film. LOVE HURTS puts Quan at the center of an action sub-genre: A mild-mannered suburbanite who happens to have been a ruthless…
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“Dog Man” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: January 31, 2025 Kevin says DOG MAN ROCKS! From the minds that brought you CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS comes a new cuckoo-crazy kids cartoon in theaters. Based on the graphic novels by Dav Pilkey, DOG MAN is an animated film about a human-dog hybrid who becomes the hero cop. When a series…
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“Flight Risk” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: January 24, 2025 Kevin says FLIGHT RISK kinda rocks! In theaters now is a January thriller with significantly more plane than the movie PLANE. Mel Gibson sits back into the director’s chair to pilot FLIGHT RISK, about a U.S. Marshall escorting a witness from Nowheresville, Alaska…
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“Wolf Man” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: January 17, 2025 Kevin says WOLF MAN kinda rocks! After knocking it out of the park with THE INVISIBLE MAN, Leigh Whannel reboots another famous Universal Monster. WOLF MAN tells the story of a family traveling deep in the Oregon woods, only to be attacked by an unknown and...
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“Den of Thieves 2: Pantera” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: January 10, 2025 Kevin says DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA SUCKS! It’s January, and that means it’s time for terrible action movies and substandard sequels. This week, we get both with DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA. This sequel to the modest 2018 hit sees Gerard Butler as a corrupt cop...
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“The Damned” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: January 3, 2025 Kevin says THE DAMNED kinda sucks! On a weekend certain to be dominated by holiday leftovers, a independent thriller slid its way into wide release. THE DAMNED follows a group of fishermen suffering through a harsh winter on a remote Nordic beach. On the brink of...
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“Nosferatu” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: December 25, 2024 Kevin says NOSFERATU kinda rocks! Dracula has risen from his coffin again, this time as Count Orlok in NOSFERATU. The original NOSFERATU was made in Germany without permission of the Bram Stoker estate, but it remains one of the most iconic versions of Dracula....
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“Sonic 3” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: December 20, 2024 Kevin says SONIC 3 kinda rocks! The third installment of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG bolts onto the big screen this week. SONIC 3 sees a new threat with another super-power-infused alien hedgehog named Shadow, bent on revenge. In an act of desperation, Sonic and his team...
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“The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: December 13, 2024 Kevin says THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM kinda rocks! THE LORD OF THE RINGS returns to theaters, this time in animated form. THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM mines Tolkien’s appendices for the history of Helm’s Deep, the site of […]
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“Y2K” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: December 6, 2024 Kevin says Y2K kinda sucks! Every generation has it all-night teen movie – from AMERICAN GRAFITTI and SIXTEEN CANDLES to CAN’T HARDLY WAIT and SUPERBAD. Now Millennial nostalgics are getting their chance with Y2K. The story follows a high school misfit in 1999...
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“Moana 2” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: November 27, 2024 Kevin says Moana 2 ROCKS! In a year of hit or miss sequels, Disney animation delivers another strong installment. It’s been eight years since we met the Polynesian heroine Moana as she teamed up with the demigod Maui to bring peace to her people. This time…
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“Wicked” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: November 22, 2024 Kevin says Wicked kinda rocks! A Broadway favorite has finally made its way over the rainbow and onto the silver screen. Based on the Tony Award-winning musical, WICKED takes an alternative look at the villain from THE WIZARD OF OZ and her friendship with Glinda...
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“Red One” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: November 15, 2024 Kevin says Red One kinda sucks! With Christmas movies in full swing this year, it’s time for one about Santa on steroids. RED ONE takes us to the North Pole where Santa Claus is kidnapped by an evil witch bent on punishing the naughty. It’s up to Santa’s...
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“The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: November 8, 2024 Kevin says The Best Christmas Pageant Ever kinda rocks! Move over, turkeys. We’re comin’ in hot with the Christmas movies. First up is THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER, an adaptation of the beloved children’s book. The story follows a family of problematic children...
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“Here” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: November 1, 2024 Kevin says Here kinda sucks! Tom Hanks and Robin Wright reunite with director Robert Zemeckis for a new film. HERE tells the story of a home, starting from wilderness in prehistoric times to the life of (mostly) one family. Hanks and Wright play a couple we see...
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“Venom: The Last Dance” Movie Review
Rated PG-13 Opens: October 25, 2024 Kevin says Venom: The Last Dance kinda sucks! Sony is desperately trying to keep its Spider-Man-adjacent properties alive this year with a third VENOM movie. VENOM: THE LAST DANCE finds Eddie Brock and his symbiote on the lam while an immortal being from outer...
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“Smile 2” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: October 18, 2024 Kevin says Smile 2 ROCKS! After Paramount’s SMILE was a box office hit, it’s no surprise they made a bigger and louder sequel. SMILE 2 follows a trouble pop star on the verge of a world tour. She witnesses a traumatic event and then discovers an entity has attached...
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“Saturday Night” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: October 11, 2024 Kevin says Saturday Night kinda rocks! SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE turns 50 this year, so Hollywood is looking back at the origins of the groundbreaking sketch comedy show. SATURDAY NIGHT is a real-time look at the chaos that surrounded the production leading up to its...
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“Joker: Folie À Deux” Movie Review
Rated R Opens: October 4, 2024 Kevin says Joker: Folie À Deux kinda rocks! In 2019, Todd Phillips’ JOKER offered a look into the mind of a killer from DC’s Batman comics. Now, JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX continues the story of Arthur Fleck as he faces Gotham’s justice system. In Arkham Asylum, he meets…
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“The Wild Robot” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: September 27, 2024 Kevin says The Wild Robot ROCKS! This week, theaters are being taken over by robots and cute animals. Based on the best-selling children’s book, THE WILD ROBOT tells the story of a service droid that crashes on a forest island and has to survive. She takes it…
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“Transformers One” Movie Review
Rated PG Opens: September 20, 2024 Kevin says Transformers One kinda rocks! A popular cinematic franchise is transforming into animation and rolling out with a new film. TRANSFORMERS ONE is a prequel that shows the origins of hero Optimus Prime and villain Megatron. The story goes back to their...
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Want to be entertained throughout the week? The Fat Guys Network is here to provide you with hours of weekly programming that will wrap around you like a warm, fleshy Snuggie. Get movie reviews on Fridays, television talk on Mondays, DVD and Blu-ray picks on Tuesday, off-beat and offensive comedy on Wednesday and movie discussion throughout the weekends, all with an irreverent silliness with plenty of humor and fun. From the flagship show Fat Guys at the Movies to newer podcasts like OSNAP! and Celluloid Spotlight, the Fat Guys Network has all the entertainment you’ll need to make your week fly by faster than a fat kid at an all-you-can eat buffet. And we talk about boobs, too!
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