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http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyPinkCast-ThisRedLadyFromCaribee306.mp3 The fat pink curse rides again aka why does every show we like suffer a sophomore slump? We chat a bit about Empire, The Flash, and HTGAWM before diving into the latest Sleepy Hollow episode. Crane has two awkward dates that we could’ve been spared and a Caribbean lady wrecks havoc on the Hollow […]

Sleepy Hollow’s showrunners continue to misunderstand their fanbase. We go IN on this blatant crossover episode so prepare yourselves for some critical tea. We also chat about why the show seems determined to render Abbie sexless–despite her very obvious attractiveness–and why the show’s historical fiction doesn’t really push boundaries. Once again, welcome special guest @melinapendulum […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyPinkCast-TheSistersMills304.mp3] Crane continues to test Abbie’s patience (and ours) by regressing as a character. Pandora remains a flawless thorn in the witness’ side by conjuring up a ghastly creature that makes us glad that we no longer have baby teeth to lose. Jenny and Abbie get a little development and battle someone else’s childhood demons for a […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/Sleepypinkcast-BloodAndFear303.mp3] A sexist raven flies through our window and drops us a Sexy Betsy gossip bomb. M and J attempt to stop talking about Hamilton for a whole 2 minutes. We wonder if Ichabod will end up chained in Miss Cornith’s basement. And of course, we imagine that at some point Abbie will be told […]

Fat Pink Cast goes to New York Comic Con and finds themselves wondering why Sleepy Hollow’s PR team can’t get it together. We also lament the creation of sexy Betsy and wish she were more like the Schuyler sisters instead of a Kate Beaton parody. And last, but not least…we question why every lady within […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/Sleepypinkcast-IWitness301.mp3] In a surprising twist of fate, Sleepy Hollow is back with a solid season 3 premiere, as is Sleepy Pink Cast! Join as we discuss Beck–er Betsy Ross and her new found skill set, Abbie and Ichabod’s brand new haircuts, and our fresh hopes and dreams for season 3. Next Time:   Sleepy Pink […]

What is dead may never die, but sometimes GarageBand eats your podcast about the gratuitous rape scene and you skip an episode.     This episode is negatory on the fat pink mast, but have some boob activated poison and thirsty Daario for your troubles.   Meanwhile, old people talk about how old they are […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastEp00Uncut/Thronelander5.mp3] Kill the cliche, and let the man be born! Stay tuned as we play crabs in a bucket thanks to some Nymeria-related news, because hey, when you consider making a character black, it’s just as good as actually casting a black actress in the role. Of course this logic works perfectly in the Game […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/Thronelander4/Thronelander4.mp3] Hello, it’s called Sunspear.   Welcome to the show’s version of Dorne where all anyone likes to do is fight, fornicate, and come up with bad plans while sporting nipples on a breastplate.    Speaking of nipples, Melisandre’s got some and she’s gonna waggle them in Jon Snow’s face.   Meanwhile, D&D continue to […]

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[audio http://archive.org/download/thronelander/thronelander.mp3] All right friends, Game of Thrones returns with more man-butt than ever previously featured, and Fat Pink Cast chimes in with a dual review of the first episode of the show and the next episode of Outlander! On Game of Thrones we debate your dying questions like where all the poop goes, how long it […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastEp00Uncut/FatPinkCast%20-%20Outlander%20-TheReckoning.mp3] FPC is back (a little bit late, just like spring)! We’ll be doing  a double feature and reviewing both Outlander and Game of Thrones. In this episode, we’re recapping Outlander, The Reckoning (as it premiered a week before GOT). Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastSleepyHollowFinale/FatPinkCast-SleepyHollowFinale.mp3] Join FatPinkCast as we go back in time to remember when Sleepy Hollow was pretty darn good.  It might be our last trip on the S.S. Ichabbie… In this podcast, we talk about the series—cough—season finale of Sleepy Hollow. We follow the Leftenant Nicole Awesome Beharie on her adventures in the 70’s…(the 1770s),  Marvel […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-TheAwakening.mp3] Relive the first half of Sleepy Hollow’s epic season finale with the grumpiest ship captains on the salty fandom seas! Find out why we think Sleepy Hollow, Scandal and HTGAWM take place in the same universe and what we think Crane’s favourite films would be. Listen as we beg for webisodes (and Daniel Henney) […]

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We get a Katrina and witch-focused episode and learn the true story behind the Salem witch trials–a hurt nice guy rejected by a lady.  Also, Jonelle explains how Sleepy Hollow should bake a cake and why Katrina’s grandma was like a soggy-skinned chicken. Here’s what you missed last time around: Sleepy Hollow – Kali Yuga If […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-PitturaInfamante.mp3] What doth tptb mean by serialisation? Join us for our riveting recap of how the A plot of this episode probably should have been the B plot. Also, there’s an old timey dude with cherry pie filling all over his face running in and out of paintings? Here’s what you missed last time around: […]

Sing me a song of a lass that is gone and touch some weird rocks with Fat Pink Cast as we travel back in time to recap the first half of STARZ Outlander, Season 1! World War II nurse Claire Randall is living a double life.  She has a Bowlcut Smashface in one century and […]

On this episode of Sleepy Pink Cast, we ponder the “every show we touch disappoints us” curse and chat about Sleepy Hollow’s future. What’s the M in a certain person’s middle name stand for? Why are Ichabod’s quirks driving us up a wall instead of amusing us like last season? Are we still sailing the […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-MagnumOpusAndTheAkeda.mp3] Sit yourself for a twofer as Fat Pink Cast’s crew breaks down the Sleepy Hollow mid-season finale.   We discuss both episodes, Magnum Opus, and the Akeda…. (So, how exactly are Moloch and Henry and Katrina related?   Henry and Moloch share the same mother, but Moloch is Henry’s surrogate dad and Henry impregnated […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-TomMisonAndJohnNobleInterview.mp3] We don’t have a recap of Sleepy Hollow 2.10 Magnum Opus for you this week, but back in October we caught up with Tom Mison and John Noble at FOX’s Sleepy Hollow-een Pumpkin Patch in NYC, so we hope you enjoy this special interview edition of Sleepy Pink Cast instead! As always, you can catch up on […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-Mama.mp3] *Trigger Warning for discussion of mental illness, suicide, and institutionalisation*  On this episode of Fat Pink Cast, “Do you guys like white boys in dirty coats with long hair? Do you guys like Sleepy Hollow? Are you guys aware that there are diverse people on this show? But would you rather see Ichabod in […]

[http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-MargueriteBennett.mp3] To celebrate the release #2 of the Sleepy Hollow comic, here’s our exclusive interview with author, Marguerite Bennett. You’ll find tidbits about Marguerite’s writing process, plans for future comics, and more. Enjoy! You can also download this interview and our podcast via iTunes. Fans can purchase the comic online at BOOM! Studios or at your local comic book […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/sleepyheartless.mp3] On this episode of Fat Pink Cast, The birth of the #AbbieMillsDeservesBetter tag. “These two freeloaders are chillin in Abbie’s daddy’s cabin.” “I would be really angry if they did redeem Henry at this point–after all the shit he’s put Irving through, all the shit he’s put Abbie through, all the shit he’s put […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-Deliverance.mp3] On this episode of Fat Pink Cast, “It was so funny livetweeting Sleepy Hollow because there’s the mainstream Sleepy Hollow hashtag, and then there’s Sleepy Holla, and Shady Hollow and like, oh man; it was like a hive mind. Like five people tweeted at once ‘I hope the succubus eats Hawley.’ EAT HIM!” “There’s […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-AndTheAbyssGazesBack.mp3] Look like someone’s got a case of the Wendigo! On this episode of the Fat Pink Cast, we list all the reasons why Nick Hawley needs to go (so he can stop stealing all of Jenny Mills’ screentime) and the many ways in which the show can accomplish his exit. We also chat about […]

It’s Crane on the Brain as the Sleepy Pink Cast reviews the meh episode of jealous ex girlfriends and fridging x2. We break down the real reason the mug of microaggressions doomed Ms. Caroline, Ichabod’s Starbucks name, as well as Katrina’s ineffective writing style and more effective murdering style. Here’s what you missed last time […]

Join us as we recap of our adventures at New York Comic Con (including our tale of playing good cop/bad cop at the Sleepy Hollow Panel), interviewing Marguerite Bennett and last, but not least, Sleepy Hollow episode 2.4, “Go Where I Send Thee.” Find out what’s “like the plot of a porno,” why we want […]

So it turns out that it’s money?   Fat Pink Cast dishes out new Sleepy Hollow casting scoop and explains why the Mills sister are like “Frozen”, but better.  Is Nick Hawley is actually Santa Claus?  Plus, learn about the neurological condition that causes Hodoring, and why righteous rage is all the rage. Here’s what […]

Will Daniel Henney ever guest star? What is Katrina’s maiden name? Where did Abraham learn how to read? Does Ichabod call all his special friends Leftenant? Will someone please free Frank Irving? Is there life after battling the Headless Horseman and a giant evil Kinect simultaneously? We attempt to answer these questions and more in […]

Before Sleepy episode 2.2—The Kindred airs tonight, here’s our recap of 2.1—This is War! Find out fascinating information such as when did the term “alarm clock” come into fashion? What’s up with Ben Frankin’s modern day Philly accent and why did he advocate for sleeping with older women? Why is Katrina similar to an iphone? […]

Batten down the hatches as the Fat Pink Cast staggers back in with more Fall TV news.   But first, it wouldn’t be Fat Pink Cast without a deconstruction of race and representation in Game of Thrones–especially in light of the new Dorne casting (Arianne who?) Next up, Marissa interviews the cast of Sleepy Hollow (!!!) straight […]

We know everyone’s excited for Fall TV, returning shows, and brand new ones (more excited than you are for school starting up again probably) so we’ve got a sneak peek of a couple pilots we had the pleasure (or displeasure) of watching! Find out why GRRM’s twitter handle is GRRMSpeaking, who’s coming back for Sleepy […]

This week we didn’t have to reset the meter and Incident Reporting Raven has happily gone on vacation until next year. We also contemplate who Ro-Mance Rayder is and where he’s been vaca-ing; why the Night’s Watch is determined to set their entire compound on fire; how The Mummy’s undead cast ended up beyond the […]

Awwww yesh, it’s that time of the year again where Game of Thrones has a focus episode and Fat Pink Cast picks at the show’s cheesy pimples.   Dolorous Edd could really get another career shaving ice, Incident Reporting raven’s on a winning streak, and Sam rules lawyers his way through a G rated Lord’s […]

This week on Fat Pink Cast, join the crew as we recap another “shocking” episode brought to you by Hot Topic and D&D’s random ableist metaphors.  The cannibals attack the Burps of Castamere, Dany sends Jorah packing, Showberyn Martell goes Inigo Montoya, and Sansa raids the jewelry section of the 99cent store. HERE’S WHAT YOU […]

This week on Fat Pink Cast, join the crew as we reset Days without Incident Raven, casually wonder why off-screen women in charge have been turned into dudes, and bemoan the failure of Jon’s ice tampon suggestion.  Chekov’s floor-door seals out the deal and J and M have to describe Dario’s pert butt since Sade […]

This week on Fat Pink Cast, join the crew as we cram into our tiny rowboats and traverse the continent only to run away from dogs. Marvel as dramatic speeches are punctuated by the camera tenderly carressing butts. FPC tackles the issue of honesty in representation of war and human brutality, wonders why the Iron […]

“You know, Daario 2.0, who’s obviously an upgrade…” “I was like, this council is not diverse, and then you know what I realised? I realised that Dany’s small council is still more diverse than the writing staff of Game of Thrones.” “If he can’t ride a horse, what was he doing in the brothel?” “Oh […]

The FPC crew swears a new oath, tentatively tiptoes onto the Grey Worm/Missandei ship (way to be the only untarnished relationship left on the show! *knocks wood*), discusses who made Dany’s spiffy banner, wonders what the hell is going on in the North, and lambasts the exhaustive use of “rapeposition” on the show. Plus some […]

Trigger Warning: This podcast episode contains discussion about sexual assault, rape, and fandom misogyny. Hop aboard as FatPinkCast begrudgingly sails what is possibly the worst written episode of the entire series.    Cringe as the director of this Game of Thrones episode misses the concept of consent.  Settle in as Dany’s white lady jesus crusade continues, […]

Come one, come all, to the event of the season; it’s time for Clue: Westerosi edition! Join us as we bid farewell to dear sweet Joffrey Jack Gleeson, chat about what the hell’s going on with Team Dragonstone, reminisce about a beautiful wedding, and try to suss out whodunit. BOOK SPOILERS BEGIN AT: 1:22:28—1:34:00 HERE’S […]

Join us for some juicy topics on the table tonight for the season premiere of Game of Thrones! In this episode you’ll find ample discussion of the Martells as people of colour (according to brand new information), The Red Viper’s debut, the growing chasm between Shae and Tyrion, Tywin throwing massive shade toward House Stark, […]

NSFW ALERT!  Brown chicken, brown cow.   The Fat Pink Cast (+Nina) sail across the X-rated seas to check out the first professional Game of Thrones XXX parody video, Game of Bones – Winter is Cumming by WoodRocket.   The entire audio from the pornographic film is included in the podcast, so you can watch […]

    Join us in the tavern for this special episode of Fat Pink Cast (before the new season of Game of Thrones comes baring teeth like a ravenous direwolf). Topics around our rowdy table include our recap of the second half of Sleepy Hollow‘s inaugural first season—just in time for Paleyfest—as well as Afrofuturism, […]

It’s the fatpinkcast news hour here bringing you the team’s latest impressions of the upcoming fourth season of Game of Thrones. HERE’S WHAT YOU MISSED LAST TIME AROUND: Episode 26:  Soothsayers Club In this brand new fat and pink episode, we take you on an eerie journey through Westeros and beyond to visit our favourite […]

It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you without a dope beat to step to, step to, step to. Ahoy to those of you who are still on board the ship! Apologies for the long absence! In this brand new fat and pink episode, we take you on an eerie journey through Westeros […]

Fat Pink Cast has temporarily been high-jacked by the Headless Pirate and sailed to the Village of Sleepy Hollow. In this very special episode, the crew attempt to cram discussion of the 5 episodes that have aired thus far onto the great pink ship. Join us as we chat about everything from the series’ great […]

Everyone hold on tight as the Fat Pink Cast sails through the Religions of Westeros breaking down all the different religions in A Song of Ice and Fire!    Whoever it is you’re praying to in that Godswood, we’ll take you on a rip-roaring journey through Seven Hells and the Night Lands.  (Unless you’re a follower of R-Holla. […]