F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

It's not hard, guys. Just be normal. Just don't do anything weird. Topics include bringing your own ball, letting people know you're ready to date, break up regret, too intense or just scared of attention.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You idiots are hitting the gym, developing a personality, and trying new hobbies. I'm getting taken over by an evil alien slime. We are NOT the same. Topics include the reality of symbiote infection, how to stop being so good, lying about how you met, and are they an ex or a friend? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't think we deserve a lot of credit for the stuff that we say on this show, however, the amount of butt puns accidentally stumble into this week is something we should celebrate. Topics include Spidey SEO, the two attempt rule, disrespectful slow fade, the blood vase, a suspicious medical note. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're going to take all of the idioms and make them incorrect and there's nothing you can do about it. Topics include do women care about lots of Instagram followers, checking off the boxes on being dateable, what does spitting on your partner mean, uninteresting and unattractive hobbies.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CHOO CHOO! All aboard the smooch train! Honestly, I'm not entirely sure what the Smooch Train is, but I wrote it down in my notebook of episode titles, so... ALL ABOARD! Topics include would you eat your female coworkers spoonful of food, "uncommon" standards, Schrödinger's boyfriend, and what happens on a first date. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The emotional rollercoaster is a real emotional rollercoaster. Topics include John Cena's check in lessons, my boyfriend's AI clone, unrequited crushes, let's just be friends (after sex), first date expectations.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I know it's hard to believe, but prior to this episode... we weren't perfect. But we have shed our flawed mortal forms and stand before as shimmering beams of pure light. Topics include a Minion disclaimer, boobs: what do they mean, doing the work, the futility of being a short king, and a new Hinge feature.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you don't listen to this episode, I WILL start tweeting like Drake. Topics include AI catfishing, disclosing all your deal breakers, ruining the mood with bodily functions, how to completely misread signals, don't be greedy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Greg, if you're going to tell me some long-winded story about a filing error... the result better be catstrophic. Topics include the worst brother ever, knowing your date hates you, do you bother talking to men, what chance do we have if highly accomplished people are single? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You start dating this guy, but you don't really think it's going to go anywhere (because you're a good girl) and the next thing you know... he's slamming on his guitar on MTV. Topics include how dating as a man should be, dating a punk while you're a good girl, escaping the dreaded on-screen boob, Dylan a little dumb.Support us on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'll never leave you, Tony Pizza. We'll drive off a cliff together in a high speed police chase. Topics include delivery dating, Meta glasses, hyper independence and cultural dating scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last week we fixed your finances, this week we're getting your nuts SCRUNCHED. Topics include more than one way to incorrectly use social media, doing everything (including finger stuff), recovering from a bad experience.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're not shorting your relationships then you're an absolute idiot. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH! Topics include smart investments, tired of the word clingy, Irish tantric humiliation, delaying sexy times for medical reasons.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I need to know how serious we are about this relationship and also what you have done to my flesh and bone structure... I'm a monster! Topics include a petty review, AI wife, dating culture shock, what are your intentions with me?Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bone smashing is out, y'all. We're tenderizing. We're marinating. We're seasoning. And we are irresistible. Topics include waiting by the phone like a cuck, using a huge dildo like a good friend, blindfolded sex, accidentally love thongs.Support the show on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.