PODCAST · comedy
F*ck, Marry, Kill Me
by FMK Me Pod
Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at [email protected]
Episodes
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FMKM: That Tracks.
In this Episode Kayla and Dean finally answer the big questions like: did Kayla like The Addams Family? Why don't they make more Movie Musicals? Is Zoom a Viable Option to Record a podcast? Please Like and Subscribe wherever you are listening to this!
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FMKM: Gumby or Gum-man
This episode includes moments of humor and intense regret. Everything you could ask for in an afternoon snack. Or morning, we don't judge. Dean's knee gives out in Target and Kayla give out FMK's that confuse and delight. It's all there.
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FMKM: The Fart Game
Buckle up buttercup as Kayla and Dean Answer the important questions of the day like: What is Grench food? and How far will Kayla go to not get a face tattoo of The Cookie Monster? Other Topics include: British Yelp Reviews, Hagrid's Downstairs Jumble, and Jersey Michael
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FMKM with Aaron Johnson
Like lamps, Children of the Corn, and Neils? So do we! Kayla and Dean invite sound engineer and all around great guy, Aaron Johnson to jump on the mic; something he was not aware of until 3 seconds before it happened! Now THAT'S how you do it! KABLAMMM!
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FMKM with Chandler Morrison
This week Kayla and Dean sit down with author, Chandler Morrison, and discuss the most important things anyone could ever discuss in this lifetime. Fornication, marriage, and death.
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Harding Tanya with Billy Myers III
Kayla and Dean sit down with Billy Myers III to chat about his endless devotion to The Juice and his refusal to even have dinner with Harding Tanya, a small town girl looking to make a big splash in the big city
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Carrie Bradshaw's Advocate with Cassie Keet
Writer/Director Cassie Keet stops by to discuss Nicholas Cage, losing WWII, and of course, biting strangers on the nose. It's got everything you want. Sponsored by Big Molly™️
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FMKM: Cartoons
This week Kayla and Dean play FMK with some of our favorite and least favorite cartoon characters. We also deeply discuss the possibility of taking a pole dancing class. Bonus: Learn how to make a hot bath with a large gumbo pot! Subscribe to the Patreon to get Dean on the pole!
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New Year, New Us
This week, we dust off the rust and it's just us! Kayla and Dean talk about who they would eff, marry, and kill. Plus allergies! It's everything you could want and more on FMK Me.
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If You're Not Furth You're Last with Eddie Furth
This week, comedian and producer, Eddie Furth (Historical Roast, No Laughing Show), chats with Kayla and Dean about wrestling, The Great British Baking Show, and goes head to head with Gorgon Ramsey in Deangeons and Dragons. He's seriously so healthy you guys. Featuring @iameddiefurth Kayla...
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That's Not Nermal with Rena Hundert
This week, comedian, actress and vocalist, Rena Hundert (Comedy Bang Bang), chats with Kayla and Dean about famous divas, cartoon dogs, and out-Canadas Deangeons and Dragons. Trust us, this is not Nermal. Featuring: @renahundert Kayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenberg Dean Peters @gdpcomedy Theme by...
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Inter-Face: A Film By Morgan Freeman Pt. 2 with Josh Robert Thompson
In part two of this two part episode of FMKM, incredible impressionist Josh Robert Thompson (Family Guy, Inside Job, the Late Late Show) joins us to play Would You Rather, Open Ended Questions, and Deangeons and Dragons. Drop-ins from Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, George Lucas, and…
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Inter-Face: A Film By Morgan Freeman Pt. 1 with Josh Robert Thompson
In part one of this two part episode of FMKM, incredibly talented and hilarious impressionist Josh Robert Thompson (Family Guy, Inside Job, the Late Late Show) joins us for our usual FMK, WYR, OEQ antics and talks horror. Plus a special drop-in from legendary director, George Lucas, sensuous…
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Radiation and Stuff with Jackie Winn
This week, actress and comedian Jackie Winn (Euphoria), talks with Kayla and Dean about putting Moe the Bartender out of his misery, f-ing Toomgis, and play Deangeons and Dragons. Sprinkle in the danger of saying "Beetlejuice" three times and you've got yourself a solid episode. Featuring:...
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The Butter at Home
This week, on our 10th episode, Kayla and Dean ask each other FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's, plus play Deangeons and Dragons! Because if you can't spread the butter at home... well you know that classic saying. This episode doubles as a movie voucher for AMC's nation wide! Featuring: Kayla Rosenberg...
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CatDog the Bounty Hunter with Frank Castillo
This week, Frank Castillo, paid regular at the comedy store and Roast Battle I champion, joins Kayla and Dean to discuss which Keanu he would marry, talk comedy, and more importantly, how to romance the Geico gecko. Featuring: @frankcastillo Kayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenberg Dean Peters @gdpcomedy...
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No Business Like Limp Bizkit with Joseph Dailey
In this episode, Kayla and Dean ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's Joseph Dailey. They discuss navigating a relationship with the Lucky Charms leprechaun, the implied abuse in Don't Wake Daddy, and the best ways to kill a dragon. Winning lotto numbers coded throughout the episode. Featuring:...
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The Grove Rogan Experience
In this episode, Kayla and Dean take to the street and ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's to people enjoying their time at the Grove. Listen to a woman make "nomnomnom" noises for way too long and another woman admit that her first thought, when given an inch of freedom, was racist! "Happy Croctober...
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Any Bunny Will Bad Bunny Pt. II with Chik Agwuna
In Part 2 of this two part episode, award winning comedian and writer, Chik Agwuna, answers outlandish Would You Rather's and Open Ended questions. Chik talks about catfishing, living in an Early 2000's sex comedy, and Dean pitches The Golden Child (Eddie Murphy). Happy Croctober everyone!...
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Any Bunny Will Bad Bunny Pt. I with Chik Agwuna
In Part 1 of this two part episode, award winning comedian and writer, Chik Agwuna, answers outlandish FMK's, tells us about her best high school pranks, and explains why Charles E(ntertainment) Cheese would make a great husband. Every episode is a work of art, as are all of our listeners. I…
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They Don't Want Me To Say This with Cooper Lyden
In this episode, Kayla and Dean ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's with comedian, Cooper Lyden. They discuss the Hamburglar, driving a bus, the anatomy of Tony the Tiger, and how willing you would be to take Liz Cheney to see a show at a black box theatre. Featuring: @cooperlyden Kayla Rosenberg...
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Oscar Mayer's Cloaca with David Ayala
In this episode, Kayla and Dean ask FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's with comedian, David Ayala, and discuss video games, DnD, and of course how to have sex with Oscar Mayer. Everything stated on this podcast is based on scientific research and is the best way to spend your time. Featuring the flawless...
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Jessica Simpson's Poison Lotion with Martin Morrow
In this episode, Martin Morrow answers FMK's, WYR's, and OEQ's, like "The Rock, Chris Rock, or 1996 Action/Mystery The Rock." We also discuss The Simpson Sisters (Ashley, Jessica, and OJ), as well as Ice Cube's early 2000’s television series Black. White. Kayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenberg Dean...
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Justice for Wheels with Kayla Rosenberg
Join Dean and Kayla on their first adventure in to the unknown. They explore topics such as Pokémon ethics, Snake Pli(th)skin, and how to escape from Vampires. It's all very important, well-researched, and will make you smarter and better than your friends. Kayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenberg Dean...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at [email protected]
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Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at [email protected]
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