F*ckin' Brothers

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The Starched MMA boys join the brothers

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Episode 79

Finally, a whole hour in your life that's not completely fucking meaningless! The FN Bro's are here to actually give your life purpose. Get closer to God with mint gum and cold water. Board games are washed and 1/3 of all teachers are sex deviants!

War crimes, hate crimes, and all crimes against humanity. If you're sick in the head you will definitely appreciate this atrocious podcast! We talk about fucking condiments, meowing, and the importance of stretching. Did you know Mr. Beast commits war crimes? Did you also know that Kink shaming is actually fine?

Democracy has fallen! A little assassination attempt isn't gonna stop the trio from discussing popcorn! A diet of only Wild boar will lead to happiness and the Buc'ees doors will always be wide enough for your fat ass! Steam boat captains are glorified actors and you'll be dead before you see $5 gasoline.

75 episodes of bigotry, gibberish, and shenanigans! In this firey week, we break down the nut-milk industry, discuss chocolate syrup, and cat-ear military. Real men drink whole milk and having a weather preference makes you instantly hatable! Thanks for coming along this chaotic ride!

Fake meat is ruining America, The Metaverse is killing us, and there's a BassPro Shop inside of the great pyramids! This is the F*ckin' Brothers'! Your place for conspiracies, hot takes, and getting around child labor laws!

European Trash, French cologne, and track suits! Welcome back to the wasteland of the Internet. We explain the methods to getting your balls sucked from behind and give you Airplane name suggestions!

Pookie joins the brothers for another week of bat-shit insanity! We celebrate national cheese day and recap the Cape cod party extravaganza! Turbulence, cannonballs, and Edward Snowden! You're in the right place, stay awhile.

European MMA, Zamboni kill-dozers, and hunting pedophiles! It's a great week to listen to a incorehearent podcast! We play Lewis and Clark Simulator and plan a steamboat wedding! Beaver conservation is a real issue and feral cats are fucking everywhere!

Boyos back for a 2nd week in a row and tensions are HIGH! We debate slippers, Garlic butter, and Aniehiem! Does having a DUI make you an adult? Is $5,000 to much for Doordash? These questions and more get answered on this lively episode!

Vapes, Grundals, Gallows and one hell-of-a fucking episode! Boyo joins us for a frisky time, talking daily prostate exams, public executions and eating lizards! We teach you the best way to cook bug's and dive into meth culture.

We bring Louis on for a whacky time that includes ketamine, decentralized infatructrue, and gardening! We make public wedding plans, speculate on the contents of the Coke vault, and Chopping sugarcane! Your mom's ashes will yield great tomatoes and people will WANT to sniff your dad's brain! Thanks for stopping by!

We taste test the 3 top cola sodas in the world and try and see how fat we are! We talk new ideas for farming technology (super spud), and the best allies in a ww3 scenario! It's never been a better time to take a dab! Thanks for joining us!

We're on track for another toxic episode! All aboard the Incel train! We talk apocalypse scenarios, Jambalaya, and Zoo Tycoon! Meann spirits, beating up Junkies, and Hotwheels! We also explain the best way to get out of a speeding ticket! (Shitting your pants and crying)

Fan-favorite "Noah" joins the trio for some iced milk and mustard in this enticing episode! This episode seriously ROCKS! It's got stones, rocks, boulders, gems, and pebbles. Listen in to hear about the Uranium diet and Harry Potter "scene-it"! Zeus was an asshole and Atlas was the first ever blue-collar worker.

Industrialism, national parks, and culinary classes! An informative and factual podcast that features Rolex buying 101, coffee crystals, and conjoined twins! There's only one way to celebrate a bachelor's party and it's with a truckload of dirty hookers!

Thursday is here and you know what that means!!! More chaos and debauchery from your favorite nimrod trio! We got retarded models, bean dip, and RSO! This episode is loaded with Propaganda machines and cracked black pepper!

The F*ckin' Brothers are back with special guest George Orwell! He'll break down the plot of animal farm for your entertainments! The fun doesn't stop there. We talk sleep demons, benadryl, and giving a zyn to a caveman! Stay tuned for NateSMR which will sooth your soul, thanks for coming out!

Polarizing characters, diabetic rats, and athletic fat camps! Mama Mia! This podcast has it all! If you like burnt hotdogs, sunscreen butter, and you smell like ketchup then you've found the right place! This podcast is the closest thing to a Ketamine high!

There is nothing on the Internet that comes close to entertainment other than the F*ckin' Brothers' Podcast! Here we got it all from weaponized serial killers, necromancy, and scoop based measuring systems! There's never been a better time to abuse cough syrup!

Comedy is fresh, comedy is free, and comedy is right here on the F*ckin' Brothers'! If you failed a state standardized test, drink powerade, or have cats in your freezer then you're in the right place! We talk drinking coffee at bad times, movie remakes, and killing an alternate version of yourself! Bring on the chaos!

We bring Pookie back on and let loose on everything from cyber warfare to the Daytona 500! This fast paced episode includes taboo porn, shrimp, and taking mushrooms in a chicken coop! We cover childhood field trips, artificial intelligent victimhood and grouping things into an autistic category! Save the children protect the milk!

Recording from a live volcano at over 300°F this is the F*ckin' Brothers'! We talk about the Hogwarts house Jesus belongs to, Fedual Japan, and Tom Cruise! We talk slow cooker meals, brown nipples, and the email is open for Cubans looking for a sugar daddy! There's a gay way to eat pancakes, and that's probably how you've been eating them! Don't forget to send us hate mail, thanks for stopping by!

Vibrating beds, cave exploration, and battleships! This podcast has everything you're looking for and more! We discuss Rome for the 800th time and agree that the National Anthem should be the Eurovision Smash hit "Pump Up The Jam"! We also cover the logistics of gambling on Japanese fighting fish and the importance of portion control! Stay toxic everyone!

Our usual patriot Sal is out for the day so the fan-favorite boyo returns for an hour of pure chaos. Boyo gets arrested (again) and tells his tale of booze and shenanigans. Crawfish, felonies, and fireworks! This All American special includes naval supremecy, goat porn, and pure uneimbelished Patriotism! This podcast is enough to make a Bald Eagle cry!

Exploiting child labor laws, face smashing internet strangers, and a retelling of Pinocchio! Can't forget about crackheads getting spoon fed dope so they're willing to perform acrobatics! Welcome to the Internet's freak-show circus! We have long time fan/friend/ and real woman on, Liz! She shares tips on motherhood, teeth grinding, and getting high on carnival rides! All cats should be toilet trained and drinking from the nipple is is the closest thing you'll get to Elysium! Big and Tall stores should be closed and if you're thinking about getting a divorce, you absolutely fucking should!

Zach and Big Z join the brothers to discuss junk food, road trips, and the brand new podcast from the FN studio - StarchedMMA!!! The Autism in shines as we tackle things like BBQ, sports drinks and child-proofing your home. Bears, munchkins, and Omni-man! Everything you could want from a toxic podcast! You can find us on Spotify, Samsung podcasts, and in the tunnels underneath your house!

Live from the gay district in Atlanta, Georgia, the sleep-deprived and hungry brothers dive into their Great American road trip from a cramped hotel room! The great Beaver from the sky came down and blessed us with his bountiful juices! We love you Buc-ee's, thanks for keeping us fed and horny! This 30 minute special covers ketamine, diaper prices, and things to do in Hope, Arkansas! Sal's having a kid, Nate's wife works at Waffle House and Nathaniel's addicted to beaver cum!

F*ckin' siblings! Noah and Emily join the team to make it a total of 4 people talking shit about Alex! We dig into his childhood to validate the hate we carry for him today! Emily talks about the zonkeys (Zebra/donkey) in Florida and Noah talks about sleeping in a kangaroo's pouch! Family can be crazy but not as crazy as bioengineered animals!

After a year of successful podcasting, Nate decides to put on the suit and put the leash on his two co-hosts! After hitting the 50th episode, Nate decides to confess his strange desire for forcing Nathaniel's tight little body into a suit and shipping him off to Hong Kong! C'mon along for the ride as Nate gets sweatier and we talk about wiretaps, kidney stones, and overweight assassins!

What's trashier than trash? 3 guys from broken homes trying to host a podcast! Welcome to the Internet's landfill. Medieval politics, Paula Dean, and shitty upbringings! We're here to show you that poor people should NOT follow their dreams. This is your one stop-shop for cooking tips, history lessons, and salvation!

Have you stolen a tray from McDonald's recently? Used a slang word? Get kneebound with your favorite podcast and repent with the F*ckin' Brothers'! Heaven may have a pickleball court but the Internet has comedy, so stay awhile! Sea monsters, politicians, and Pizza Hut. There's something for everyone! The only thing more powerful than a belief in Santa is a Christmas Hand job!

An Old school Italian friend joins us to celebrate the joys of gambling, adderall, and friendship. Bry and the brothers share cracked out stories from their youth as well as current addictions. This podcast is for anyone who likes Oreo's, drywall punching, or emptying a clip into the air! If Batman ever got laid, there would be no justice and remember to only buy your family Christmas presents if your parlay hits!

This holiday make sure to save room for the absolutely loaded meal that is the F*ckin' Brothers' podcast! Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful. Thankful for high-dosage THC edibles, thankful for blasting your family on public airwaves, and thankful for killing cyclists and anyone you disagree with. Come celebrate the holiday with us and we'll show you how to petty-larceny your way into a pair of new kicks and the treasures you can find with a metal detector.

Titty bars, DUI's, and daddy's credit card! Our favorite soldier joins us on the frontlines of addiction and gambling. You can't escape great replacement theory and they most definitely are coming for your shoe laces. Shiting in the woods will get you closer to nature and if you have a problem with your formean, simply beat him up. Shoot guns, eat bacon and buy your troops a drink. Thank you to all you listeners, and thank you to America!

Another brother of the brothers' special! We can a great chance to talk with Sal 2.0 and admire him for being more than a washed up podcast host. Boxing tape, nose bleeds, and injuring siblings is all the rage nowadays! We share our horror stories of ingesting THC and give insight into what it's really like to be a fish! Take the wrong dosage and you might end up in the hospital, or worse a single celled organism (An Amoeba)! Welcome back to the internet's cesspool, Now on video!!!

Finally we have video! Finally you can pin a face to the atrocious comments we've been making! Dwarfism, IPA's, and tainted oatmeal supplies are just some of the things you'll be treated to in this week's special! Pookie's back to give us all a lesson on integrity. Liking certain candy makes you a target and nut allergies are a sign of weakness. Clean your ears, rub your eyes, and open your heart to the F*ckin' Brothers' now on video!

Bad ethics makes great science, Mr. Rogers has an incomprehensible kill-count, and the bible says "Love thy podcast"! Welcome to the Mecca of hot-takes! In one riveting hour we pay homage to the Alamo, discuss the sexual preference of ranch-hands and trace our villain origin moments! Youtube can replace 12 years of public education and if you don't end up in the hospital on your birthday then you didn't actually celebrate. This may not be waffle house but it's just as violent! Welcome back to the #1 reason people download Spotify!

Welcome back to the most toxic place on the web, The F*ckin' Brothers' Podcast! We explain the key to wealth which is the manipulation of dementia patients! It's time to get that bag by targeting the vulnerable lower-class! We'll also dive into how to destroy a European using nothing but Takis and pizza rolls! Moms' may be against vaping, but we're sure as Hell not! Turns out there's actually a higher rank than Alpha Male and it's Turbo Dude! Stay toxic everyone!

40 episodes in and The F*ckin" Brothers have brought peace to Middle East, absolutely groundbreaking! This week, we breakdown border expansion, Antarctica and the anti-cancelling technology that is audio editing! If this week's episode teaches you anything it's that everyone has a story, every town has a rock, and adrenaline should be used recreationally!

It only took 39 episodes but the brothers finally have an understanding of what a woman is! This week has all the patriarch induced chaos with a feminine touch! We figure out that astrology and manifestation are the real deal and George W Bush is proof of that! After being kicked out of Legoland, this podcast is all we have left! Girl math may be causing an economic collapse but at least the firing squad still exists!

Another week means another hour of practical advice and bold statements. The brothers reveal the horrors of dating Halloween girls and the logistics of Santa. We take a stand against the people who can't stand and feed you conspiracy theories that are sure to get you killed by your government! Make sure you never overpay for a dating app and remember to channel your anger into drywall so you can avoid a domestic violence charge!

Our pal Sal smokes a cigarette and dies instantly. Nate and Nathaniel hold down the fort with the most crucial facts you're gonna hear all week. The brother's break down America's favorite torture porn film-franchise "SAW" and explain how anyone can play the game (and win!). Remember that watching anime and doing kegels won't give you a dick as big as Ghost Rider! Now go eat a Twinkie and practice crying on demand! Don't forget about your 34th vaccine booster shot!

The mongolian eagle hunter has a strong bond with his bird. The house cat has an even stronger bond with the sand he poops in! Mountain people are built different, cyber terrorism never goes out of style, and our pal Sal has the laugh of a flooded tractor engine! This episode embraces learning! Two key takeaways are that you should always bow to a Japanese intern and make sure you commit your most heinous crimes before turning 18, that way they can't cancel you!

An episode that starts with the brothers screaming at one another is always a good sign of a quality show! After a touching moment of silence in honor of the TSA's birthday, the boys move right on to Jesus (The world's biggest gaslighter)! Tune in for the best names for your dog and all the potential noises that a doctor could make! Matt Walsh, we'll see you in the octagon! Go outside and talk to a girl, you can't play Starfield forever!

The long awaited talk with the general is finally here! The brothers go on the front-line with their active duty, unhinged military best friend! This patriotic special episode becomes a battlefield that features dolphin jelly, Machiavellian behavior, and turning the entire world into a parking-lot! Remember that bobcat lives DO NOT matter and if you fuck a guy in a public bathroom, just make sure to wash your hands after!

The BIG special is here! The brothers sit down with longstanding group member Big Z to tackle the problems of the modern world. This special episode has the crew entering the world of Dungeons and Dragons, steeling animal tails from the mentally ill, and blacking out on public transportation. You're sure to get motion sickness with lively discussions on motorcycles, car-crashes, and rollercoasters! An emotional neglect from parents will make you great at video-games later in life! Remember that life's hard but it's even harder if you're name is Credal!