Femmes Reading Filth

We're going back to the beginning of Fan Fic (kinda) with Pon Farr!The Femmes are joined by a very special guest; author Wells Thompson, author of Smut, to chat about the sexiest time in a Vulcan's life.The Stories in this Episode are:kuv kath-vuk fator by: AgentStannerShipperandThe Rejected Omega by: Sara SellersWells Thompson is a Chicago based comic book writer and editor specializing in doing a little bit of everything, from horror (Frankenstein the Unconquered) to fantasy (The Catskin and the Rose) to smut (Smut). When he’s not writing, he’s drinking too much coffee and taking care of his house so his wife doesn’t have to. You can find his work on his website wellsthompson.com and his newsletter Comics, Cats, & Cocktails via substackLike what we do? Support us!Whether it's joining our Patreon, sharing our episodes or just subscribing, it helps us A TON!

We're going back in time with our special guest, Ben Hebert, host of the Bite-Sized Podcast. Watch as the Femmes chat about their hottest time period, the mechanics of 2 versions of yourself in one timeline and historic crime solving!The Stories in this episode are:In the Silence by HoppsanGhost Walk by Cassandra GannonLike all this? THEN GO SUPPORT US! Join the Patreon for EXCLUSIVE stuff, buy merch from our Etsy shop and subscribe on all the things! Oh and go support Bite-Sized too, its really fun!

The Femmes went to the Chicago Comic and Entertainment Expo (a.k.a C2E2) and talked all about The Four Elements of Good Smut!Listen in as we break down the elements to a good smutty story, play some games with the amazing crowd and do dramatic reenactments that could win us some Oscars!Like us? Then you should like and subscribe to our show on all the things! Also, go join our Patreon for exclusive mini-episodes, bloopers and great discounts for our MERCH shop!

We close our series about the arranged marriage trope with none other than, "everything else".Listen in as we fangirl over Narcissa Black, talk about the mechanics of doing chores and sexual activities and rare fanfic pairings we love.The stories in this episode are:Birth Right by LoveBitca8Arranged Control by B.B. HamelDo you like this? Are you entertained?Join our Patreon and be even MORE entertained with the extra bits we put on there!!!

We're back for Part 2 of our THREE PART series on Arranged Marriage Tropes with our wonderful friend Taylor Lehmkuhl!Listen in as we discuss the political climate between Orcs and Elves, the MPREG lore of certain creatures and how hot it is to be pushed against a tree!The stories in this episode are:She Shall Have by writtenintostarsClaimed by the Orc Prince by Lionel HartLike all this stuff? Help us out! Rate us on whatever platform you listen on and go join our Patreon (its full of things like discounts and extras!)

Hold onto your butts as we go back in time and talk about Arranged Marriages- the historical version!Kick off our three part series with our first episode as we meet our dear friend Taylor, chat about pirates, bathing with someone else and find out what the word publican actually means!The stories in this episode:Blood under the skin by CartoonMayorA Bride for the Prizefighter by Alice Coldbreath Like what we're doing? Join our Patreon for EXCLUSIVE quickies episodes and go buy our merch on Etsy!

Here is another Patreon exclusive, made public so you all know the kind of trash Jess likes to get into!

Brother of the Pod, Rob is in town so OF COURSE we made him come on the show with the topic of Lawyers! Listen in as we get some insight into Emily's childhood, talk about the most Chicago-themed basement ever and discuss what the word litigation actually means.Stories in this Episode:Loyal Lawyer by Jeannine Colette & Lauren RunowR. v. Riddle by devdevlin⁠Join our Patreon ⁠for exclusive minisodes called Quickies and other fun things!

We've made one of our Patreon exclusive Quickie episodes public so that you can hear about all the trash Emily loves to dig into!

It's time to get HEX-RATED with the Femmes! That's right, we did a HALLOWEEN LIVE SHOW!With very special guests Marco Braun and Danny Chapman, the gang talks about MUMMIES!Listen in as we talk about our love of Halloween, the worrisome headspace in a tomb and just how good the movie The Mummy is!The Stories in this Episode:The Mummy's Curse by J. Raven WildeEgyptian Dust and Wander Lust by Ash_ling_ook and Maria81HUGE thank you to The Newport Theater, Keenan Camp, Andrea Yothment, Bryce Halliday and Ben Auxier for helping us put this all together!Go follow MarcosFunHouse on Instagram and Fangasm on anywhere you listen to podcasts!

Ahhhh Curses! No we're not mad, thats the trope this week!The Femmes were joined by Cody Lee Walker, the writer of The Wolfman of Wrigleyville, to chat about curses in smut books! Watch as we giggle, talk about Cody's latest play, D&D, and haunted cabins.The Stories Talked about this week:-The Time I got Drunk and Saved a Demon by Kimberly Lemming-And Yet So Far From Death by SummerFrostCatch The Wolfman of WrigleyVille at The Annoyance every Thursday in October! Go buy tickets on the Annoyance website!Also like all this stuff? We've got A LIVE SHOW coming up! October 18th, 2025 at The Newport Theater its our Hex-Rated Halloween Live show! See you there!

Don't cry because it's over, cry because of knotting.That's right, its our final episode of Breeding Kinds with special guest star Kim Grossman.Listen is as we talk about the real fantasies of Kim, the scents that make us feral and bloody celebrities.The stories told in this episode are:Knot Your Damn Omega by Devyn SinclairDisparate by stars_in_motionLike this kinda stuff? Want to support us?Join our Patreon!

Here is our second installment in our breeding kink series with special guest Kim Grossman! Listen in as we talk about a harrowing tale involving Jessica's hurt fingy, some truly wonderful Adam Driver impressions and talk about what fruit you could live off of.The stories told in this episode are:Walkuwax by MalevolentReverieLuxuria by Collette RhodesLike all this? Want to support us? Join our Patreon!!!

We had so much to say about breeding kinks that we made it a 3 part series! Join the FRF team with special guest Kim Grossman as we chat about Breeding Kinks in contemporary romances!Listen in as we talk about petty actions, the frustration of Penelope and Colin and if killing people is actually that bad?The stories told in this episode are:Cruel Dominion by Poppy St. Johnwanna make you fall in love by applepuffsilver & writergirl8Go subscribe to our patreon, like us on socials and tell all your friends!

Here are some bits and bobs that didn't make it into our original episode with Katie!

It's time for part 2 people!We're back for the 2nd time with Furious Love with Will Nicholson!Listen in as Emily tells her story for the trope of Furious Love and Wills ratings for the whole episode, PLUS a little surprise at the end!This is the 2nd part of a 2 part episode, please listen to Furious Love - Part 1 to understand what's going on.If you like what we're doing, support us! Head to our Patreon and sign up for EXCLUSIVE content, follow and subscribe on all the social medias and go buy merch from our etsy store!

Will Nicholson is back with a need to hear about furious love stories!Listen in as the FRF Team discusses the QUOTE Will gave us rather than a trope, tv scenes that give us pure joy and our favorite Phantom of the Opera Songs.This is a 2 part episode, this episode will only contain our research and a fan-fiction story.If you like all the stuff we're doing, support us! Join our patreon for EXCLUSIVE content, follow us on Instagram and TikTok and buy merch from our etsy store!!!

The Femmes team chats...a LOT.Here are all the bits that we cut for time from our episode Stalking with the amazing Sean Buckley!Sign up for our Patreon and get access to bonus episodes like this earlier than other and more!Subscribe and Follow us wherever you listen to your podcasts and follow us on Instagram and TikTok!

Hey Raccoons!Jess and Em are bringing you MORE CONTENT! The FRF team has created a Patreon and are giving the members some exclusive, shorter episodes called Quickies!Since we're so nice, we're going to give you non members a little taste of our first Quickie! We'll be chatting about topics we gloss over in our full length episodes including, thoughts on Separating Art from Artists, trash we read but didn't talk about for the episodes, non smut book recommendations and more!Head over to our Patreon and subscribe to hear the full episode and get a BUNCH more exclusive content as well!

The Femmes team invited the Rom Complex back to talk about a VERY polarizing book and movie: The Idea of You.Listen in as we talk about age gap romances, how different the movie is and our thoughts on certain actresses and if they would be our moms.If you like what you hear, support us on Patreon!Go like, subscribe and follow us on Instagram, TikTok and Tumblr and buy our merch on Etsy!

Woah Sean Buckley is back and we're talking about Stalking Romances*! Listen in as we chat about poetry, kidnapping and how neurodivergent we all actually are!Plus some VERY EXCITING NEWS FROM THE FEMMES TEAM!The stories in this episode are:The Pucking Wrong Number by C. R. JaneDread and Hunger by LiaSo*We definitely do NOT condone stalking and please don't ever do it

The Femmes are giving you monthly doses of smut until our next season and we're starting with a special guest RiotGrrrlReads aka Katie Edward!Listen in as we discuss forgotten pairings that we love, how much we love New Girl and the intricacies of archery.The Stories in this Episode:And This is the Morning by energyintotomatosThe Hunter by L.J. ShenFollow RiotGrrrlReads on InstagramFollow us on Instagram and TikTok @FemmesReadingFilth and go check out our Merch store on Etsy!!!

The Femmes were asked to join The Rom Complex to chat all about the movie (and book) The Princess Bride! Listen in as they talk about their favorite parts, their thoughts on love and more!

Its the Finale of Season 4 and boy are there some surprises!Listen in as we give out our superlatives of the season, do our annual bracket of tropes and hear the final thoughts of our FRF team.It's been a fun season and we love you all!Go and like and subscribe on all the things, it actually does help us. Also we have a merch store so go make some cute purchases!

Andrea turned the tables on us! The Femmes are discussing some of their least favorite tropes! Listen in as we discuss the gross words of the past, Nosferatu, and how old is too old... It's our last regular episode before the finale so ENJOY! The stories in this episode are: Tempt by Melanie Harlow Ruin by Sea_Dragonfly Like us on Instagram and TikTok and go buy things from our merch store! It's cute we promise!

We know it February but in our world it's ALWAYS the right time to hear smutty Santa stories. Listen in as the FRF Ladies read sexy letters, talk about santa powers and regret a lot of choices... The stories in this episode are: Seduced by Santa by Mina Carter A Dolly that Laughs and Cries (One that can Open and Shut her Eyes) by Hormonal_Trashbag If you liked what you heard, please subscribe and like all the stuff we do! I promise it helps!

Howdy you lil Raccoons! Ready for a classic? The FRF Team is tackling Cowboys this week so hold on to your hats! Listen in as we chat about our Spotify Wrapped, the history of the cowboy trope and the pros and cons of getting intimate whilst in nature... The Stories in this Episode are: The Devil in Blue Jeans by Stacy Kennedy Tombstone by Doratl9.Only_1_Truth Follow us on the social media and see how cool we are! Also we have merch, go buy it please!

Get ready for one of the most....unhinged episodes the FRF team has ever done. The gang tackles the trope of Inanimate Objects this week and boy oh boy did we all learn something about ourselves. Listen in as the Femmes talk about shoes, diaries, cutlery, doors and more..... The stories discussed in this episode: Forked by Ruth Cardello War Paint by Provacative_Envy Like and subscribe to us on all the things because its actually helpful to us! Go follow us on Instagram and check out the merch store: femmesreadingfilth.etsy.com

Power, fame, money, it's all yours if you join this super secret society that's basically a messed up fraternity. FRF tackled Secret Societies and boy was it a doozy. Listen in on the ladies discussion of whether or not banging in a wine cellar would irritate your allergies, scenes from books past that haunt them and old fashioned hand jobs. Stories in this Episode: The Initiation by Nikki Sloane Unholy Union by NeverWinterThistle Make sure to like and subscribe here because it actually helps. Go follow us on Instagram and shop in our etsy store because merch is fun!

YARRRRR it's time to chat about the original bodice rippers: PIRATES! Listen in as the FRF gang talks about the difference between a swashbuckler and a pirate, if clairaudient is a real word and if Emily's New Zealand accent is actually from Liverpool! The stories told in this episode are: The Audient and the Phantom Night by Sadie Hewitt Always been a Storm by oopshidaisy Like and subscribe to us on all the things because its actually helpful to us! Go follow us on Instagram and check out the merch store: femmesreadingfilth.etsy.com

FRF is continuing on the "What does Andrea Hate?" train with Soulmates! Come on ride with us as we discuss what our competency kinks are, the importance of gold threads coming from your body and if blue alien men really can do it better. Stories in this Episode: A Season for Setting Fires by mightbewriting Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon Remember to go like and subscribe to our podcast please because we love seeing your love! Also go follow us on Instagram and visit our Etsy Shop because its cute!

We're starting season 4 off right with the stories we grew up with...kinda. It's time for FAIRY TALE RETELLINGS! Listen in as the FRF gang discusses our favorites among Henry VIII's wives, do our best Adam Driver impressions and get into the details of what exactly a half man-half wolf would look like in an intimate setting. Stories Read in this Episode: At the Stroke of Midnight by bunilicious White Roses by Alodia Thaliel Please like, subscribe and do all the cool things for this podcast! It helps us out A LOT! Go follow us on Instagram and shop at our Etsy shop because it's cute!

You've asked, begged even, and here it is, the beginning of season 4! Listen in as we get back into the swing of things with our Season 4 guest, Andrea Yothment! It's gonna be a wild ride this season so buckle up! Please like, subscribe and do all the cool things for this podcast! It helps us out A LOT! Go follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ and shop at our ⁠Etsy shop⁠ because it's cute!

Lets start the new year off right with a blast from the past! The last holiday of the calendar year is kind of a big deal so we brought you not one, BUT TWO special guests for our last episode of 2022! Join the FRF ladies and special guests Chip Nash and Emily Rohm as we navigate the popular, kiss at New Years Eve trope. Listen in as we chat about the musical Ride the Cyclone and how it feels to have fan fiction written about you, the weather in the pacific northwest and a surprise present opening. To jump ahead: Jessica's Ao3 Fic The Lost Kiss/ Coldness&Heat by agirlsname  starts at 20:00 Emily's KU Lumberjack Daddy by Annie J. Rose starts at 45:00 Like and Follow us on Instagram and TikTok Find a link to all fics and stories in our bio!

Merry Christmas you little trash pandas! It's a Christmas Miracle as we rewind to...Christmas! Get those chestnuts roasting on an open fire because it's time for some Christmas Sm*t! That's right, the FRF team (with special guest Ben Auxier) talk about stories about getting snowed-in at christmas! Listen in as we talk about cars crashing, spending quality time with an ex and come up with Hallmark's next big holiday movie. To jump ahead: Emily's KU Snowed In (Love Demands a Holiday) by Mckenna Rogue starts at 18:50 Jessica's Ao3 Fic Happy Golden Days of Yore by BlueInk3  starts at 43:45 Like and Follow us on Instagram and TikTok Find a link to all fics and stories in our bio!

Time for another rewind for the Femmes! Enjoy this Thanksgiving episode while you stuff yourself (pun intended)! Break out the stretchy pants and grab a cloth to wipe those meat sweats because its the Thanksgiving Episode! The FRF gals, along with special guest Sammy Mull, talk about their favorite tropes, chef-centric stories and whether the critic from Ratatouille is actually in one of these books. To jump ahead: Jessica's Ao3 Fic Mis en Place by Tarthiana starts at 17:10 Emily's KU Some Like It Spicy by Robbie Terman starts at 39:27 Like and Follow us on Instagram and TikTok Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio!

The Femmes decided to celebrate Halloween the only way they know how, with a live show! Join FRF and special guest Sio Bast, as they talk about one of the sexiest beings around, The Headless Horseman! Listen in as they talk about their "Hear Me Out" cakes, how large a ghostly figure could possibly be, and if leather gloves could actually...feel that good. Follow Femmes Reading Filth on Instagram and TikTok and make sure to like and subscribe on all the platforms!

We may be in between seasons but that won't stop the Femmes from talking about all things smut related! Listen in as we hear the humble beginnings of Emily's writing career! We're talking about the (formerly) unnamed story that one of the Femmes wrote their freshman year of High School! Will it be cringy? Will it be sexy? Will it be any good? All those questions and more will be answered today!

The time has come to say goodbye to our wonderful guest Julie and all the tropes that season 3 had to bring. Listen in for the last time this season as the FRF team does their trope bracket, some superlatives and some Dune yells. *This episode had some audio issues so we apologize for the quality* Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠!

It's the final trope episode before our season finale! SmAgic, what we're referring to Sex Magic as, is the trope today! Listen in as we learn about the community of The Sims, how all our listeners are obsessed with Cuckolding and our final ratings of raccoons in trashcans! To Jump Ahead: Emily's KU: Stalked By The Kraken by Lillian Lark at 19:04 Jessica's Fan Fic: An Unusual Course of Treatment by ughiguess at 54:04 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠!

It's mafia time! Join the FRF ladies for an episode in all things Mafia Romance. Listen as Emily geeks out, Jess talks Breeding Tropes and Julie says some episode defining quotes! To Jump Ahead: Jessica's Fan Fic: Gudene skrattet by Madismen at 16:00 Emily's KU: Sparrow by LJ Shen at 1:11:30 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠⁠!

The Femmes got a classic for you this week with a good old fashioned Rivals to Lovers trope! Tune in to hear Emily's harrowing tale of a Target trip gone wrong, our ongoing obsession with certain character names and what New Yorkers actually call Madison Square Garden. To Jump Ahead: Emily's KU: Ex Games by Stella Rhys at 15:00 Jessica's Fan Fic: Flight Risk by Ayes & itskleo at 1:03:56 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠⁠!

The Femmes and Julie are back to the regularly scheduled season with the trope of Coming Out! Listen in as we discuss the attractiveness of the Monty Python members, the beauty of a period drama and what exactly would a masseuse wear when working? To Jump Ahead: Jessica's Fan Fic: South Downs by summerofspock at 12:45 Emily's KU: Coming Out by Lila Rose at 1:12:00 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠!

Its finally here! The long awaited Twihard Live show is here! Join the Femmes along with Ben Hebert (host of the BiteSized Twilight Podcast) and Nicholas Ian (Twihard's own Carlisle) as we talk about the most famous piece of fan fiction to come from Twilight: Fifty Shades of Grey! Listen in as we chat about the BDSM community, our frustration with all the characters and try to tell these two pieces of art apart from each other! Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠!

The FRF Team attended the Romantasy Festival at Otherworld Theater in Chicago and got the immense pleasure of having a chat with Samara Breger, the author of A Long Time Dead. Breger and the team explore the trope Sapphic Vampires and discuss the Fan Fiction This is My Body, This is My Blood by iwtv and finally decide on who is the most bang-able vampire of all time! You can learn more about A Long Time Dead and Breger's other works at www.samarabreger.com (she's pretty wonderful) Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠!

We've got another amazing author episode for you as part of our Romantasy Festival series. Meet Tamara Jerée, author of The Fall That Saved Us, a demon/succubus romance that gave us the perfect opportunity to cover one of our favorites- demons! Check out their wonderful work here: https://www.tamarajeree.com/writing/books To skip ahead: Jessica's fic My Demons Play Well with Yours starting at 28:20 Emily's KU A Demon and His Witch at 1:05:40

The FRF team is taking a mid season break to get ready for the Romantasy Fest by chatting with the incredible and wonderful Melanie K. Moschella! Author of the Raek Rider series, Melanie and the team talk about her books, writing in general and the trope of High Fantasy! Listen in as we chat about hot guys, strong girls and our newest obsession, Shadow Daddies. To Jump Ahead: Emily's Book: From Blood and Ash by Jennifer Armentrout starts at 25:20 Jessica's Fic: Start A War by nymja starts at 1:30:20 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠⁠Etsy shop⁠⁠!

This week the FRF team and Julie went VIRTUAL with their recording (in case you notice a difference in audio quality, that's it) and covered the trope of Cuckolding! Listen in as we discuss miniatures, Jessica's continuing love of the movie Saltburn and the importance of a clean sex dungeon. To Jump Ahead: Emily's KU: Give Me More by Sara Cate at 20:00 Jessica's Fan Fic: Out in the Pouring Rain, Down on Your Knees by summerfrost at 1:08:12 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠Etsy shop⁠!

The Femmes and Julie explore the world of Dominant ladies in our second episode of the season! Listen in as we learn about Doms in the real BDSM community, chat about Werner Herzog impressions and hear some awesome stories! To jump ahead: Jessica's Ao3 Fic Power Corrupts by girlyjuicy starts at 18:10 Emily's KU The Sea Witch by Katee Robert starts at 1:06:15 Like and Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find a link to all fics and stories in our social media bio! Wanna support us even more? Check out our ⁠Etsy shop⁠!

While the Femmes take a week to bring you their Live Twi-Hard show, we wanted to re-release our lovely Valentines Episode! Emily and Jess are by themselves for a very special holiday episode. Listen in as we discuss our favorite "Book Boyfriends", give each other the gift of smutty stories and chat about Galentines Day. To jump ahead: Jessica's Ao3 Fic That One Time in Istanbul by The Devil Chicken  starts at 8:00 Emily's KU Ivan by Sophie Lark starts at 35:20 Like and Follow us on Instagram and TikTok Find a link to all fics and stories in our bio!