Episodes
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Season 9 Episode 4 : Brutha's Beans
Might've spoke too soon about the Mufasa movie music...lol that damn song has been EVERYWHERE [ : _ ( ] But! other than that we are right, as always, about everything. Just make sure that if the restaurant says it's 'Mexican' that it is in fact, Mexican. Drake & Jay-z suck, Shadow sucks, and the...
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Season 9 Episode 3 : Jonathan Zeesal
So many thoughts. Have you ever considered the harDships of men? Have you ever cocKblocked? Feel free to write in and let us know. K thanks bye!!!!
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Season 9 Episode 2 : Unburdened (by what has been)
Hello! I hope you are not sad about things! Maybe just think of Ed Wuncler III or Gin Rummy to give u hope in these times. Don't be scurred. Also, friendly reminder, you actually own nothing anymore. #rentersforlifeeeee Also Also, someone put these keeds in computer lab, please....
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Season 9 Episode 1 : Presidential ! ( # notmyamerica )
Yo What's good friends and fiends!!! Today we get into who would make the best president...results may shock you. (Spoiler, we all suck) SOOO anyways, here is a new eps for your ear holes - please enjoy ^.^
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Season 8 Episode 21: The People's (out of) Pocket
Hello! First of all no new news but JLO needs some validation but maybe also self esteem. Also, why we got the Sessler goin berserk? Why we got military vehicles completely flipped over on the main highway?? I think the main question here though is do you prefer The Rock or Batista in reference…
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Season 8 Episode 20: Diddle'n
Call the Authorities Neowww!! The Diddler's must be stopped, blocked and arrested immediately! Ask yourself this, how much $$ would it take for you to H03?? Or are you just out here giving it up for free??? Know what else is free, watching celebs be absolute buffoons! Its Great! & Always remember...
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Season 8 Episode 19: We Fly HiGh
Have you ever had the fear that airplanes weren't safe? Well you'd be correct! And the *industry* is trying to stay hush hush about it. Would you use recycled soaps? ..They're economic! Also, try not to be a crazy cat lady and make sure to wear the highest of frequency clothing. K thnks...
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Season 8 Episode 18: H03S Online
Hey Hey!! This episode we delve a bit into the TRUTH baby!!! And by Truth I may or may not mean conspiracies...but that makes it all the more valid tbh. Do guys even really like or respect women?? Whats worse, being 'friend-zoned' or 'bang-zoned'? Me thinks its obvi but idc, argue wit ya mama....
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Season 8 Episode 17: Impaler Vs Dandy
Hiya Fiends! This week issa two man show aka battle ground where The Impaler and I hash it out! Who sucks more, men or women?? Tune in to find out! *Also, join our (eventual) Patreon to hear the exclusive "whore" name! Also Also, maybe, just maybe, dont SA people?? Just a thought. Funn times..
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Season 8 Episode 16: FA.I.RT is Cool
Are farts always rude or are they always cool...? Asking for a friend. Also did you know that literally everything is a conspiracy including the Super of Bowls???? How sad/scared/stupid do you have to be to mistake an ACORN for a gun sh0t??? Doesn't matter anyways, because from here on out the…
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Season 8 Episode 15: Space Boomer Dandy
Hi! Did you know people could be watching you right this very second through your devices??? Are you aware of being mail scammed?? I may be spacey but I ain't no boomer so stop with the slander! Some of these celebs should consider vegetarianism bc the beef is WHACK. You know what's not whack...
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Season 8 Episode 14: MoonGate
We've all *seen* the moon in the sky but have we really sEeN the moon??? No. Don't get tricked by these scam artist...your therapist could even be one!!! RIP to Sports Illustrated. Also pls ignore the word slur at the end Dandy was just having a moment lol.
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Season 8 Episode 13 : Stan's Cup of Tunnels
Turns out those underground railroads weren't *actually* underground. Who knew. ANYWAYS! WTH going on with these tunnels??? The *dis-placed* migrants?? NY you okay babes??? Maybe we should create care packages using Stanley Cups. The kids will love it. Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping…
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Season 8 Episode 12: The Fiends Hate Womenz
Well here we are folks! Don't get Bipped if you're in CA, & geography is hard for American(s)(Dandy) so please don't judge! You can judge however, how $cammy the U.S prison system is, cause as we know it sucks! You know what else sucks? Crappy jobs we need more women representation in. Also, how...
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Season 8 Episode 11: Classik
Okay so this episode was supposed to come out a couple weeks ago but there were.. uhm..technical difficulties...soooo ANYWHO! Have you been a subject to hat-fishing or any other type of deceptory? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Also, did you know that some drugs stay in your spine...
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Season 8 Episode 10: Who TF Raised you
YALL Sh*t is crazy out here. This episode we start to discuss the propaganda against women. How many oysters is too many, really? -- also in a seriousness, we sincerely hope for a peaceful outcome for those being affected by the current conflict. Humans really are the most hateful creatures.
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Season 8 Episode 9: Can I Get a Woop Woop
We've been getting buff/ healthy kind of? The real question is though, are jokes/pranks abusive? Lets trauma dump! Please don't test on inmates...its weird... but you know what else is weird(and accurate)....TikTok math!
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Season 8 Episode 8: Pee Flick
Have you ever played with Baoding Balls? If not, you are def missing out. Also, dont we all wish we could be nepo babies & have generational wealth? Well just keep on trucking you're at least guaranteed to be old and irrelevant at some point! Also, also, please wipe your pee. Thanks, Management.
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Season 8 Episode 7: Old Rizz
**If you have the +RiZz+ pls listen to this episode** How many Presidents can you name? Would you consider yourself old? Well you are. Embrace it. Don't embrace cocaine bear as a movie though it f*ckn sux. Also as long as you keep up with the lingo you're still young... unless you're 37, then...
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Season 8 Episode 6: Rollin with my Roblox
Hi! Hide your kids, hide your wife, Roblox is SUS!! Do you have a hysterical parent? Are YOU a hysterical parent?? if so, SEEK HELP! If you don't Momo will resurrect and get 'em. Also don't go through peoples (ur kids) phones and don't sleep on all the latest txt slang, kk? Please no pee-hole…
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Season 8 Episode 4.5: Big Red & Boneless
Would you describe your ******* as pink and your ***** **** brown? Theres always a spectrum to these things lets make sure to be inclusive! Further more, 'Musical Rules' say that song and dance gravitationally pulls everyone in within a 1 mile radius ; its MuSiCaL rOoUlLsSS!! Also how do you feel...
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Season 8 Episode 4: Camel Tail !
Hiiii. You degenerates know what it is. New installment to the weekly chaos that consumes the Cast. How much could you be paid to drink your own bodily fluids or better yet...ours!!?? LOL. Why in TF do people keep creating their own "Gone Girl" situations? Why is Lizzo F*t but also F*t…
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Season 8 Episode 3: Ball Pouch!
Have you ever considered that just maybe climate change is real? BECAUSE IT IS. Time to stop living in denial people. Also, time folks learned how to listen to women and stop robbing places. Said it once, say it twice, F*CK AI. Not Allen Iverson though. But also yes. Reminder!: Please bathe...
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Season 8 Episode 2: Black Mitch’s Toxic Emporium
Hey yall! We are back again with the best content on the internet so you are welcome. Put on your top-hat baby because we gone get smart and fancy using some AI tools. This week we will delve into spiked restaurant food, being thrown ashes of a deceased person, deciding the difference between...
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Season 8 Episode 1: Chicken NecK
Hi Friends! *Semi-soft* open here but we are BACK like we never MF left!!! Get hype for the new season of bants and rants baby! This week we discuss some real life final destination sh*t ; How the writers and actors of Hollywood are finally just as mad as we are ; Over the Counter Birth Control??…
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Season 7 Episode 6: Bussin’ pt.2
OMFG Hi welcome to our show :) Had a lot of stuff transpire over the last few weeks (months) BUT WE STILL HERE!! I'm too lazy to confirm but theres already an existing( multiple) BUSS themed shows so check those out too! Main points from this episode: * we have a breakfast line coming out so get...
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Season 7 Episode 5: For The Boys
This one here yall! Boys cast is it all fellas or all felons? LOL please dont steal tires because you can then get caught by the police who may or not manhandle your a**hole for a routine "check" . Also also, don't wear VR headsets again, like ever. You'll explode. Friendly reminder the Peen is...
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Season 7 Episode 4 : You Can’t Say That
Well if you didnt want us cancelled before heres your chance now! LOL welcome to another installment of your favorite chaos cast where we dive deep into the hypocrisy that is literally everything lmao. Take aways : Fallon is better than Kimmel ; Katy Perry could be a robot ; Do you be ballin like...
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Season 7 Episode 3.5:Xcuse Me Miss
PT.2 (no, this wasn't planned) and we're still on some BullSh*t lol. Why are we forcing politics into film/ television? Also why is social justice killing comedy? Also also, since we're all different by nature, are we not all by default 'neuro-divergent' ? Lets argue I mean DISCUSS....
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Season 7 Episode 3(ish) : Cu$$y
Who TF here drinks outta milk bags? Who here has posted/ witnessed EMBARRASSING SH*T online and online only? Do Genres ever really matter? Are you stuck? Are you tolerated or celebrated???? Would you eat a Grasshopper? ALL DAT and more lol pls dont fight but also yes.
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Season 7 Episode 2: Angry Face Emoji
If any gas station liquor brands want to sponsor us now is the time js! Also how yall okay with paying extra for stuff that shouldve been included? FOOLISHNESS I SAY. Side note: this was actually supposed to be episode 1 lol but things happen and it is now episode 2 and it doesnt matter how many...
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Season 7 Episode 1: Series or Serious
HIIIIIII! Friend! Fiends! All you stinky butts in between! What it do??? New Episode fresh off the press and there's plenty more where this came from - it's a *mild* start to say the least but: Docudrama vs Documentary? Haunts vs Roller Coasters? iHob? Lol y'all already know the deal so go head…
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Season 6 Episode 24: What‘s The Jwett
Hi Friends! Hi Fiends! This weeks episode we will discuss the deliciousness of a P3nis. I mean P3-ness? Lol also wtf is a push gift? Isn't pushing default? Surviving the ordeal seems like compensation enough but lets argue??? Fuck all the daylight savings time change BS I hate it I hate it I hate...
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Season 6 Episode 23: Hot Ham & Cheese
Are you an Island boy? If so, you're in luck cause we've got hot ham and cheese sandwiches for all! Halloween will always be sexy and walking on your hands will always be weird. #FACTS . Also, also, are you a fetus level foodie or fully grown?? Would you rather be attacked by a brain amoeba or a...
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Season 6 Episode 22: Beach Milk
So, we found Mitch in Bolivia drinking white russians on the beach (sick b*stard) but we also found a Darcy! Also also,, what are your relationship expectations when on the dating market? Is you BROKE?? Its okay if you are though, b*tches out here accepting chicken as payment so just shoot your...
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Season 6 Episode 21: Let Me Soak In It
Ways I thought of starting this description include: "Reasons why you should "out" someone...DONT!" "If you aren't a ninja maybe refrain from all stealth like activities or face jail time!" "Gather 'round while we spill the beans on Mormon lore as well as some Kanye lore?" Swoosh Dad 4000 would...
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Season 6 Episode 20: We Luv It Here
Hiya friends and also fiends! Would you say that being tall is the same thing as being big? Did you know good hair only comes from good effort?? Were you aware that FL is currently the undefeated, superior, state? LeTs DiScUsS!
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Season 6 Episode 19: Try So Hard
Y'all can call me Space Boi Seuss from now on thank you very much! I will have you know that Luffy slander will not at any point be tolerated! Don't be mad at someone else cause YOU decided to participate in the "hit". Don't be mad you weren't invited to the Met Gala, its an ugly scam. I just…
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Season 6 Episode 18: Menodrama
Men have drama too, right? Lets discuss. Would you be surprised to find out no one owes you acknowledgement? Would you like to be the biggest broad in the bar? Comment below.
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Season 6 Episode 17: You‘ve Been Roasted
Have you ever thought to yourself maybe, just maybe had you been roasted more as a child you'd be more "tough" ? Lets discuss. Also, would you rather remember excruciating details about when you made awful potentially life changing decisions, or would you rather forget and pretend to be none the...
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Season 6 Episode 16: Loser
Now lets be honest with ourselves...loser mentality will get you nowhere or nothing but loser results. Y would you want that for yourself??!? Level up. Also, I never knew that rat guillotines were a thing but that is sad and I do not approve!! #ratrights. Does your family ever disrespect yo' ah?...
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Season 6 Episode 15: All Biscuits, No Gravy
I'm starting to think I was meant to be a rapper please refer to me as Freestyle Dandy with the Boots* from now on thanks! Also, what would it take for you to spend a week in the 60's? Has anyone told you the dangers of smoking glue and/or plastic products? BBL or die...lol literally also Free...
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Season 6 Episode 14: Weekend Crew
Well butter my crackers! Its a raw open episode and I'm on my astrology hoe sh*t so please join in for the *LeO sHow* Also hope you guys don't think that you kids are lizards...they likely are not.
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Season 6 Episode 13: Wiggin' Wit DaBaby
Ya'll there is a waffle thief on the loose so please hide your kids, wives, husbands, etc!! Join in as I go into the "Peanut Brittle" story...again... lmao and I truly do not know why this holds such a place in my memory but if Peanut Brittle girl is listening to this I am so sorry and remember…
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Season 6 Episode 12: Disorder, Disorder
We back with a new one fresh off the press! This week ya girl had a few too many and it is showing*. So what's new? We need naps. I demand mandated naps for all!! Smooth balls- Is it something to strive for? What about bikini bottoms for all? Is it something we wanna see in sports? I say full…
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Season 6 Episode 11: It's *Haot* Outside
YALL. Who's ready to squirt!? ;) JKJK but we are serving Blackened Mitch Fish with a side of rice for an extra $5. We also have $30 drinks to offer (16oz souvenir cup included, of course). I've said it once, I'll say it again. Chili's corn is delicious. Dont fight me on this, please. Also also…
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Season 6 Episode 10: Floop
Well it's a short boi- I mean that both literally and figuratively. But really, is it rude to call someone out on their height regardless of size? Probably. Lol we all a lil' sensitive!!?! ANYWAYS, the point is that you can be a friend or a fiend or neither or both or who tf cares?! Did you know...
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Season 6 Episode 9: California Raisins
I would've sworn on me mum this was episode 8 so when you hear me go on about it feel free to ignore! Thanks! LOL anyways here we are in the most moist of times bringing you the hottest of tea on real life Karens. Except for me, I did not have sufficient Karen tea but what I lack in tea I more…
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Season 6 Episode 8: Hot Mics USA
Hey hope you friends n' fiends had a fun fourth! Here's a special collection of some hot mic pre-recordings of us being EXTRA MURICAN. Featuring, but not limited to the following: lusting for various porks, spy dolphins, rapping, pp cocaine, yelling, mac and cheese. Also testicles. Did you know...
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Season 6 Episode 7: Danny, I Feel Great
The boys go wild in this episode while I take a quick leave for a *not diharrea* break! Dont ask. Also get your listening holes ready for the voicing pleasures of Light Mitch™- he's so smooth yet so rough! What are the things you are not willing to allow on your dime? Why do FL drivers suck butt?...
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