Fifth and Long

Happy New Year! From Jason Kelce, to Lebron James, to Andre 3000, to Alexander the Great, to Chase! We talk about the HAIR (facial and scalpel) and why Heather chopped all her's off and grew it back.

Chase & Heather talk about getting married, chin straps, & choosing the right words.

Heather reads Chase’s top seven injuries. Chase goes into deeper detail about the longboard crash & Bend, OR in general.

We’re getting married! Also, misunderstood communications & how we cope. Speaking of which, Correction: Heather’s coworker is about 4’10”.

The genius of Stephen King & how grownups are just big kids.

Nerding out over some Tolkien.

We exchange tales of animal encounters, from camp clowns to what constitutes a Grizzly.

The will of the Ring & the healing power of Nature.

We’re trying, we don’t have the rights for that.

Chase is headed back to Alaska! Heather isn’t coping well. To cheer up, we talk about Joe Namath’s children’s book, Minor League Baseball, & how it’s the little things that matter.

One of the best raw conversations we’ve had recorded.

Chase and Heather bring in old pal "Jeff" to talk about the Denver Broncos, the Kentucky Derby, and quickly shoot off the rails.

Heather teaches Chase about the Spunkers Club & why there are body parts in Ben Franklin’s Basement. Correction, Final Segment: Heather says Bunker Hill, intending Beacon Hill— Two different hills. Subscribe to bypass our erratic lack of schedule! Deuces!

Chase & Heather are home from the town SB party & doing laps over RhiRhi, the Victory Formation, & love through community.

Everything in Chase’s life sounds metal, Heather cracks up over the specificity of nuts & wrenches, & Jack White is a credible authorty on music & furniture. Correction: Jack White collected recordings from Paramount Records. Please subscribe to get our sporadic updates!

Heather & Chase square off over the dictionary.

Heather asks how to muff a punt, or is it punt a muff?

Chase expresses love for the Far Side Comics, but doesn’t understand one.

Just what the title says. 

Where have Chase and Heather been all these months! Heather has an announcement.

Chase talks about the merger of the NFL and AFL.

Heather tells Chase the surprising origin story of, “OK.”

Chase is writing a fairytale and Heather talks archaeology. Football!

Chase and Heather get ready for a Pro Bowl Watch party, and discuss naming a new member of the team.

Heather and Chase try to tease out what made Jerry Tarkanian, “Tark the Shark.”

Chase and Heather are back to talk about family, achievements, championships, and Wu-Tang Clan. Subscribe to keep up with our nonexistent schedule! Help support us at https://www.patreon.com/user

That time Chase learned to cook spam from the coolest guy ever. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

Chase gets super macho talking about fire. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

Heather tells of Hammond Castle and Chase explains roughing the kicker. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

Chase remembers the time he fell asleep over Denali. Heather talks about some cool sea creatures and says, “Like” way too much. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

We ask if (Gasp!) there could be too much football. Chase reflects on the intimate relationship between Center and Quarterback. Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong

Chase & Heather watch the Rose Bowl and going to a Christian (Mormon) college [i. e., Chase hides under a bed & Heather holds unholy dance parties.] Support us at https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

Chase explains some details he missed about divisions and playoffs.

Chase and Heather passionately discuss geography while Chase explains divisions and playoffs. Somehow, that leads to the story of Beastquake.

Chase and Heather talk about actively taking on their bouts of depression.

Heather channels some nervous energy into talking about bats in Portugal.

Chase talks about the incomparable feeling of scoring a Touchdown

Heather and Chase talk Tom Petty, and telomeres.

Chase talks about throwing a football in a girl’s face.

Chase talks about the Dez Bryant catch while Heather eats chips. Also, we now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/FifthandLong?fan_landing=true

Chase and Heather decorate for Festivus, read Scotty Pippin’s new book, and recall their trip to see the Raiders vs Washington.

Just a quick heads up about the Las Vegas Raiders Trip, to be continued.

Heather tells Chase about the Isabella Stewart Gardner Heist.

Chase retells of an incident from college with a cussing classmate.

Heather talks to Chase about the works of JRR Tolkien.

Chase remembers a gaseous kick off.

Heather and Chase get blazed in no particular order.

Chase remembers the tragedy of Sean Taylor.

Heather and Chase get blazed in no particular order.

Heather and Chase plan for their upcoming trip to Las Vegas. Chase teaches Heather about tackles and the changing game.