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Film Critters Processes
by Film Critters
Film Critters Processes is the podcast version of Film Critters, a video essay series on Youtube about movies! Processes is where we talk about current releases, whether it be blockbusters, trash horrors, "Netflix originals", international festival favorites, and never, ever, Marvel Cinematic Universe pieces. It's like talking about a movie outside the theater with your friends!
Episodes
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Obsession | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! one time i called into mac support for my laptop and they also suggested i kill myself so i really related to that part 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/bJlu5b-OiPk Barroo can be found at...
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Backrooms | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! are you ready to get in on the ground floor of a brand new hot take 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters watch at https://youtu.be/wKHD8-9fBPo Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ🎧 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be...
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Cece's Interlude | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!a rare triple threat in that it's independent cinema AND a trans film AND barroo and jae both really liked it instead of one of us having to be polite💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at...
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undertone | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! you just know the snark subreddit was cooking her ass patreon.com/filmcritters🎧 watch on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08KZvRL1UOIBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch
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Divine Hammer | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!I hope it's not a conflict of interest or crossing the streams or snuffing the puppy or whatever to do an episode on a movie made by a Youtuber💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on youtube...
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HIM | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!They must have forgot.... that he's they/them. I mean that I'm dat boi. I mean goat. I'm the goat and also I'm Him. And goats... get sacrificed. But not Him Goats. Because Hims offers telehealth for men's personal concerns. I forgot where I was going with this metaphor. Anyway…
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Weapons | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!please don't take your weapons on a plane, in a theater, to a public fair. it's inconsiderate, rude, and just plain annoying.💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/Xi3r17LCHMM Barroo can be found at...
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The Wailing (2024) & Seattle International Film Festival | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!we had a "WAILING" good time at the seattle international film festival!!!💰 PATREON 💰 patreon.com/filmcritterswatch at youtube.com/watch?v=8CifHehOzJwBarroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/Jae Bearhat can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/fussybabybit.ch
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Mickey 17 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!no we will not be reviewing the first 16 movies in the series. hey was this joke funny the first 16 times you heard it💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/2bbQgqSnSWIBarroo can be found at...
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Eat the Night | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!THE CURSE https://barroo.itch.io/the-curseboooo knock it off with the crime drama we want more GUILD DRAMA BRO. THE RAIDS, BRO!!!💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQwatch at https://youtu.be/FNCiBcBR9mwBarroo can be found at...
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Nosferatu | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/she died getting clapped by that hank hill booty... anyway hey eggers whats like your fucking deal bro💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ…
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Playland | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !!SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-cr...celebrate queer joy. queer lethargy. and most of all....queer indifference.💰 PATREON 💰 http://patreon.com/filmcrittersJoin the discord! discord.com/invite/fTQexvQwatch at...
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Castration Movie, Pt. 1 | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
HELP FUND CASTRATION MOVIE ii. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/weardjupiter/castration-movie-anthology-ii-the-best-of-both-worlds PURCHASE CASTRATION MOVIE i. TRAPS: https://louiseweard.gumroad.com/l/castration-movie This episode is about the most important part of trans...
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The Substance | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ what if a cis woman transitioned into a woman 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-critters...
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Longlegs | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ finally, a podcast where we answer the question: what if your dad was gay 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at...
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Trap | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ is the new shyamalan film "crispy"? can a killer have "dad bod"? is "the thinker" a hot or a flop? can m night use that word for his movie's title? we discuss all this AND a little bit...
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Love Lies Bleeding | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ i think you could replace a lot of the foley work with like ed edd n eddy sound effects and it would mostly still work 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the…
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Stress Positions | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! SHOP THE FILM CRITTERS SPRING/SUMMER 2024 COLLECTION https://www.bonfire.com/store/film-critters/ the gay and annoying life of Terry Goon 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/d87hda1pyW0 Barroo can…
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I Saw The TV Glow | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! hey i dont know if you know this but one of the best movies of the year by one of the best modern directors just came out. yeah no big deal. anyway listen to us nitpick it to death in a bloodthirsty fervor for no other reason than because we really liked it a lot. it makes sense if…
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The People's Joker | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! what if joker was a transgender woman? what if joker was also an abusive stand up comedian? but like that's a separate joker like there's two jokers. actually there's a couple jokers in this movie like jokers and harlequins are like a class of comedian who can also be a…
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Problemista | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! Give me your tired, your poor, your aggrieved tech support employees, your grimacing anxious waiters waitresses and wait-thems, your CPTSD-afflicted public transit workers, your miserable frontliners at reception desks and cubicles everywhere, so that they may finally (FINALLY!!!)...
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She is Conann | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! lesbian time-skip barbarian evil murder drama??? *eyes go large and my head turns into a wolf* AWOOGA *the movie is french* oh nevermind it's going to be really fucking weird about it isn't it 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord!...
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Rotting in the Sun | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! Gay people really do love ketamine though. Like they got us dead to rights there. watch at https://youtube.com/@FilmCritters Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Zone of Interest | Film Critters Processes
ESIMS FOR GAZA https://gazaesims.com/ This episode was recorded in February. We sat on this for a while, trying to decide whether our contribution to this conversation could be considered worthwhile. Occasionally we end up canning episodes, either because we were unhappy with or unable to come up...
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Dream Scenario | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! yoo the engagement numbers on that dream sequence must be crazy 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/oJaIW1RvRDE Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Cat Person | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! are you a cat person? a dog person? snake guy? lizard they? are you the tiger king? you got a slow loris? do you like bugs you bitch? 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/NvSQmuSXfDg Barroo can be...
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May December | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! OUR MOST TRIGGERING EPISODE YET!! WE DID IT, EVERYONE!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/0qnv4A8nCF4 Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Anatomy of a Fall | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! a new entry in the canon of girlboss gaslight 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/mGPp9q2vP3Q Barroo can be found at http://averycutedog.neocities.org/ Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Dear David | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! The ghost put Grindr on his phone. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/NOZtPhmzdqE Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Five Night At Freddy's | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! does anyone else's back hurt. i think that means a storm is coming in. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/stjR3OoDvGc Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be...
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Saw X | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! we're back. we're SO fucking back. we're so back you would not even believe how back we are. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/YhjinXdW6kw Barroo can be found at…
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Bottoms | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! WHAT IF I A TEEN SEX COMEDY BOTTOM TEXT 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/33IqYa4jprM Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Barbie | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! It was fine. Decidedly evil. But it was like. Ok or whatever. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/XDgWCfgZa8g Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Asteroid City | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! group hallucinations. mandated quarantines. this time, our boy wes delivers a heart-pounding psychological thriller. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/zcco7PxAWuU Barroo can be found at...
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Master Gardener | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! uh oh!!!! oopsie!!! oh gosh!!!! oh golly!!!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 watch on https://youtu.be/pfxmUQfJwis Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! Negativland is GAGGING!!!! 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ 🎧 listen on http://anchor.fm/film-critters Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Mona Lisa & the Blood Moon | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! remember "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night"? Did you know the director's done two movies since? They're no Girl Walks, but we can tell you what else they aren't: Chappie. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Listen to find out more... 💰 PATREON 💰…
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Beau is Afraid | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! fear is the career killer 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on http://youtu.be/kE5tEEpqjJ4 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at http://www.twitter.com/fussybabybitch
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Knock At the Cabin Door | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! whos that knockin at my.................................................................................................cabin door 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/rjv-S3lshdo Barroo can be…
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Both Sides of the Blade & Stars at Noon | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! Double the Denis means Double the Penetrating, Deep-Thinking, Thoughtful Depictions of Probing, Interrogative, Heterosexual Sex Scenes. But also get this-- they're both about the pandemic. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord!…
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M3Gan | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! What if Chucky slayed. But like in the gay affect way. Bradford Evans sketch: https://twitter.com/bradfordevans/status/1220098468238123008 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ Barroo can be found at...
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Tár | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
a big-hearted christmas comedy about the reason for the season 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDijHKnb4-o Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be...
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Skinamarink vs He's Watching | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! The Virgin analog horror vs the Chad teens fucking around with a home video camera 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch at https://youtu.be/-eVGK4B3250 Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae...
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Blonde | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! That's it? That's what everybody was yelling about? That was just three hours of a woman screaming and falling down while men alternated beating off or going "this broad's daffy! This dame's flew the coop!". Watch on https://youtu.be/USWLOlWUux4 💰 PATREON 💰...
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Hellraiser | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! We have such pods to cast to you... 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/Zw3F8oVFlFU Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog Jae Bearhat can be found at...
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Bodies Bodies Bodies | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
It's not NOT Zoomer Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, but much like AvP it's more of a "whoever lives, we lose" situation. 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/jSmPQ3esPpk Barroo can be found at...
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Resurrection | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
Ughhh don't you HATE running into an old ex? It's like, what a blast from the past (in the worst way possible!). AND he's still saying all that crazy stuff about his diet and expectations for an exercise routine, ugh! Thankfully, we just watched a little movie called Resurrection (another one!)...
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Nope | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! SHOE...WHY THE SHOE.....SHOE STANDING???? SHOE STAND UP??? SHOE MEANING?????? HELP SHOE 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join the discord! https://discord.gg/fTQexvQ watch on https://youtu.be/P9YFHyxms5Y Barroo can be found at http://www.twitter.com/averycutedog…
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Flux Gourmet | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! oh so you think "Farts are funny" but if i tell you my second cousin died in a farting and shidding accident would u still find that funny? if my cousin shitted so hard he broke the sound barrier and it broke all his bones and he exploded is THAT funny to you??? yeah. i didn't…
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Crimes of the Future | FILM CRITTERS PROCESSES
!! SPOILERS !! surgery....sex...it's all the freakin' same to me. join us as we hem and haw our way through processing the new cronenberg feature, a dense and revolutionary work about getting as many pussies surgically attached as possible 💰 PATREON 💰 http://www.patreon.com/filmcritters Join…
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Film Critters Processes is the podcast version of Film Critters, a video essay series on Youtube about movies! Processes is where we talk about current releases, whether it be blockbusters, trash horrors, "Netflix originals", international festival favorites, and never, ever, Marvel Cinematic Universe pieces. It's like talking about a movie outside the theater with your friends!
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