Film School Janitors Review Films

The best part about digging for odd little movies is there's no limit to how low you can go! This is another selection from JAY'S JUNK, and it's a tourist promotional movie called, URANUS ATTACKS! If that title alone doesn't entice you, no description of it will. So either watch it first or listen to this review. Either way, you'll probably get a craving for fudge.

There aren't many movies like GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE. Or there are a lot of them. The Film School Janitors are here to break down the time travel, anti-AI flick, and we wish good luck, we hope you have fun, and the rest...

The Elementary Film School Janitors hit the theaters again, and this time they watched Steven Spielberg's latest, DISCLOSURE DAY! Are the children kind to the tale of aliens amongst us? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors prove they are waaaay slower than Turbo Granny, and they finally tackle season two of DAN DA DAN!

The Elementary Film School Janitors are back, and this time they're watching a murder mystery! ...That happens to be solved by some sheep! And some rams! And some lambs! Welcome to THE SHEEP DETECTIVE review, where the mystery gets broken down, and there are SPOILERS! So beware!

The Film School Janitors watched NO OTHER CHOICE, not because they had to, but because they wanted to! It's the story about a man trying to provide for his family after losing his job, and what he becomes willing to do to make sure he gets a new one! And as a hint how it may go, it's directed by the same guy who brought us OLD BOY. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors heard there was going to be only one shot at getting this show, so they hunkered down for THE PUNISHER: ONE LAST KILL, and amazingly, it's not really about one last kill... Listen to find out more!

The battle of the sexes have never been so internal as it is in the 1995 film, DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE. Let the CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS take you on a journey and save you the ninety minutes they'll never get back!

With all eyes on soccer right now, the Film School Janitors put their eyes on BALLS UP. This film is either about the last thing you would think of, or the second-to-last thing you would think of. But it's about soccer technically. And Marky Mark is in it, And so is Stingray from COBRA KAI. So there's that...

The Cinema College Custodians are back with another film you may or may not have heard about. If you were told this movie was from '16, and when you started watching it, you thought, "Did I mishear that this movie was from the 60s?", that would be the point! Writer/director/editor Anna Biller practically single-handedly made THE LOVE WITCH to evoke that bygone era and style of filmmaking. Do the Custodians get caught up in her spell? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are gentlemen, and a title like LADIES FIRST will always get their nod of approval. But does the movie about a man who wakes up in a world where gender norms are reversed get the nod? Listen to find out!

Isn't it nice that the Film School Janitors didn't make you wait an Eternia-ity to listen to their review of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE? Well, as a bonus, as it seems to go with Jared Leto projects lately (see: TRON: ARES), there will likely be more takes on this movie. Just hopefully the podcasts won't be as long. Stay tuned!

You never know what you're gonna get when it's time for JAY'S JUNK. For this pick, it's an little film with an odd little title: OPERATION TACO GARY'S. If you want to even begin to guess what it could be about, you'd be wrong. Let the Film School Janitors take you on a journey through a world that's ending, and the hunt for a stolen ticket to get off Earth!

Well, it's the end of an era! (Until the prequel series starts, anyway...) Season five is the season finale for THE BOYS, and your boys, A.K.A. the Film School Janitors, are here to fill you in on all the details (they can remember)! Did the show stick its (superhero) landing? Listen to find out!

No, that headline isn't a tally of all the crimes Bezos' baby has committed in and toward this world (I'm sure it would be higher!)... No, the generic sounding CRIME 101 is a film you may or may not have heard about (this is one of the supposed reasons it flopped at the box office), but fear not! The Film School Janitors have got you covered!

Did you know that the CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are also in a movie club on their off days, and this time around, they went to see a little independent, low-budget horror film called... HOKUM! If it came to theaters only a little bit later, it probably could have ridden some other indie horror films tails... but alas, it did not, so instead, listen to what the Custodians thought!

Paul Rudd has another movie out in theaters. Or Jack Black. It doesn't matter when in time you read this. That is always the case from mow until the ned of time. But ANACONDA is the rare instance where both of them star in the same movie. The Film School Janitors discuss whether that's a good thing or not...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS has some time on their hands, so they watched a TV show, and what a TV show it was. (Take that as many ways as possible.) They watched DTF ST. LOUIS on HBO Max because it featured those people you know, and it's about some people you've likely never met! Listen now!

Well, the Film School Janitors did it. They accomplished something they normally don't - they finished covering an entire collected work spanning decades! (Insert joke about them not finishing the NCU run yet! - not to be confused with the "MCU"...) With THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED (filmed in 2023 and released in 2025), they have consumed all things "Toxie", and does that make them experts? If they remembered everything, it would! So sit back, relax, grab a Tide Pod to chew on, and listen to what the Janitors think about this (final?) (latest?) entry to THE TOXIC AVENGER-VERSE! (Not to be confused with anything Marvel.)

What do you get when you drop Charlize Theron in the Australian wilderness? I guess you get a cat-and-mouse game with Taron Egerton? APEX was on Netflix and the Film School Janitors watched it so you don't have to or if you did and you need some support. Listen now!

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The Film School Janitors didn't partake like our heroes of PIZZA MOVIE did, but they still are craving a pizza! This is the story of three college students that have to get from the third floor of their dorm to the main floor to get their pizza or they will have a horrible trip! That's the movie, folks! And the Janitors let you know if it's worth the ... trip!

One of the Film School Janitors watched THE DRAMA and he proposed the same question that the film does - what's the worst thing you've ever done?

The Film School Janitors proper (not the Elementary Film School Janitors) also watched PROJECT HAIL MARY and this is their review. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This assignment: ARCADIAN Actually released in theaters, this is a story about a father and his two sons surviving an apocalypse. What caused the end of the world is up for some debate, but it's most due to these creatures that only come out at night. Check out the movie or check out the review, or do both!

The Film School Janitors wax nostalgic regarding the reboots of older TV shows like SCRUBS and MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE'S STILL UNFAIR. And they have an interesting suggestion for the next show to get a reboot, to boot...

The Film School Janitors are back with another round of RODNEY'S WRECKS! This time (no pun intended) they're copping (pun intended) to watch the 1994 sci-fi epic (?) called TIMECOP! Did you know it's technically a comic book adaptation? Listen to find out how it's stood the test of time... cop...

The Film School Janitors have quite the mixed opinions on 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, and it's not that it's part two in a proposed trilogy that will close out a trilogy... it's about this film's place in the pantheon of part twos. Listen to hear the battle now!

The 1900's were a wild time, and especially 1990s! Somebody thought taking an almost X-rated movie like TOXIC AVENGER and turning it into a cartoon for kids called TOXIC CRUSADERS was a great idea! Listen to the Film School Janitors review to find out if "somebody" was right!

They might have missed it while it was in theaters, but the Film School Janitors watched MERCY on Amazon Prime, and what do they think about this latest "screenlife" movie? Did they feel tied to a chair like Chris Pratt was for almost the entire movie?! Listen to find out!

To some, this one's a classic. For one Film School Janitors, it was the first time watching it! THE CABIN IN THE WOODS was co-written by PROJECT HAIL MARY screenwriter, Drew Goddard. See how an earlier film shows his style as the Janitors review TCITW without having yet seen PHM. Chris Hemsworth also happened to film this before THOR, but this came out after. Fun!

The final season of THE BOYS is about to drop, so here's the breakdown of season 2 of its spinoff, GEN V, courtesy of the Film School Janitors!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! The next assignment: THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025) In it, Nic Cage plays Joseph and how he travels with and protects Jesus from temptation. FKA Twigs plays Mary. It's weird. And the Janitors nail it down! Er... probably a bad choice of words...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and should this be considered a classic? If you've been yearning for the co-stars of GREMLINS (no, not GIZMO and STRIPE) to re-unite and make a "raunchy" 90's comedy, then look no further than ROUND TRIP TO HEAVEN! It's got everything: bumbling cops, a beauty pageant, a Bozo-the-clown clone, Bowser from ONE DAY AT A TIME... The Custodians got it covered!

The Elementary Film School Janitors watched PROJECT HAIL MARY! Did you? This review is lava, and it's amaze amaze amaze!

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and this one is a challenge! Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson finally team-up in DIE MY LOVE, by director Lynne Ramsay. If you don't know Lynne Ramsay, she also directed WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN and YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE (and RATCATCHER and MOVERN CALLAR, but you may have only heard of the first two). Anyway... listen or don't. Watch it or don't. That's about the best warning I can give you.

For some reason, the Film School Janitors decided to watch all things TOXIC AVENGER, and this is them finally on the other side of completing that task. After CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV, they only have the kids' cartoon (?!) and the remake to go! Thank TROMA!

Netflix is back with another "original" feature, and the Film School Janitors are their to clean up their mess! This time it's a little sci-fi actioner called WAR MACHINE. (It has nothing to do with the MCU.) It's basically military porn with a killer robot. Check it out or don't - just make sure you listen to this review!

The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS are back! Well, at least two of them are for this review... What did they watch? WONDER MAN on Disney+ Did you check it out? Why don't you check out what these two think? Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are taking a break! The Cinema College Custodians had good reason to see THE HOUSEMAID! It's all laid bare in this podcast!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: GUNSLINGERS In the future years of 2085, people don't shoot guns anymore - they throw them at each in a sport called "Gunslinging"... Kidding! This is another Nic Cage western about a town of outlaws battling bounty hunters. Listen to find out if that makes it better or worse than the sci-fi idea!

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back at it, and this time they saw director Sam Raimi's latest, SEND HELP! No, they're not asking you to "send help" randomly at the end of a sentence - that's the movie's name, SEND HELP! Again, we're not suddenly interjecting to say, "send help"...

Here's the MOP-UP for the BUCKET LIST regarding all the films made about POPEYE, both good and bad! Wait, were there good ones?! The Film School Janitors make their final conclusions!

How do you follow up a surprise hit movie with a sequel? M3GAN 2.0 is a great example to study, and the Film School Janitors are just not the guys to do it - but they sure do try!

Here's the next entry on the BUCKET LIST of POPEYE public domain movies: POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN. How closely does this one hew to the source material? Listen to the Film School Janitors discuss it all!

Well, just like the brothers played by Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa fight in THE WRECKING CREW, sometimes the Film School Janitors fight like brothers, too. This is their battle, um, I mean, review. Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back with another entry for this BUCKET LIST of POPEYE movies! For SHIVER ME TIMBERS, they decided to add Halley's Comet's passing of Earth in 1986 as the starting point. Where it goes from there, you'll either have to listen to the podcast, watch the flick, or if you're brave - both!

Have you been waiting since DOGMA for Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to be in another movies together?! Well, since then, there were two other JAY AND SILENT BOB movies, THE LAST DUAL, and AIR... but now there's also THE RIP! This time they are cops and the mystery is are they the good guys or the bad guys? No, it's not science fiction, but it is on Netflix! What did the Film School Janitors think about their latest pairing? Listen to find out!

WE'RE BACK IN CLASS, BABY! The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This time, it's the film originally titled, "Cop Gives Waitress Million Dollar Tip"... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU! (They didn't use the exclamation point, though.) Which name is better? Who cares! This is one of those feel-good movies they don't make enough of anymore, but is it a feel-good review? Listen to find out!

Popeye's gone public domain, so the Film School Janitors are making a BUCKET LIST of his movies! For this go, it's POPEYE'S REVENGE, a film not in the same series as the TWISTED CHILDHOOD UNIVERSE, but made by that same production company. What did the Janitors think about this version? Listen to find out!