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Final Rose Tonight
by Lisa & Susan
Snarky moms & friends who love to dish about The Bachelor. The guys, the girls, the cheesy lines and dramatic rose ceremonies - what can be more fun?
Episodes
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Episode 11 (Zach Finale): Final Shower Tonight
Zach’s season finale is here! Added bonus - no more Zach in the shower or tone-deaf statements! Join Lisa and Susan as we discuss the romantic engagement, the devastating heartbreak and the extraordinary women who suffered through it all. Ariel is a goddess, Gabi is a queen and Kaity gets Zach.…
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Episode 10: Let's Talk About Sex
Just when you thought Fantasy Suites Week couldn’t get any crazier, Zach takes things to a whole new level. Although his attempts to emulate Sean Lowe's "born again virgin" efforts fail, at least we were graced with more Sean-like shower scenes (barf) and Clayton-esque pointless intimacy...
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Episode 8-9: Mustard, Pancakes & Zach, On My!
Oh how we love two episodes in one week! More shower scenes, more Sean Lowe and more women attacking each other. It's hometown dates and Women Tell All so grab some syrup from a dark sticky hole (in the tree) and join Lisa and Susan as they recap it all.
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Episode 7: Shacklecrossed Lovers
Things are winding down for Zach as he approaches hometown dates and Lisa and Susan break down all the deets. The ladies are enjoying Budapest when a dark group date with a mentalist turns everything around. Zach has some tough decisions this week. Should he type out a poem or just a note on the...
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Episode 6: Lace That Bitch UP
Zach survived Covid and is able to reunite with the gang in Estonia, the "land of cold and castles", at least according to Brooklyn. There’s possibly some history for all you history nerds, but it’s so hard for Zach to remember. Greer gets a bye week and no one seem to miss her. In this week’s...
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Episode 5: Covid Fit For A King
With Covid hitting the Bachelor, it was a dull week for the London gang, but not for Lisa and Susan as they rehash all the craziness while Zach isolates. From fancy clothes to tiaras, high tea to corgis, Gabi got the royal treatment and no one was happy about it, least of all Greer, who…
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Episode 4: Knucks, It's A Best Friend Thing
We cannot claim that it is the most dramatic season of The Bachelor, but it is our most exciting podcast ever! Bachelor Superfan and guest podcaster Mileen joins us with all the details of her recent trip to the Super Bowl and her multiple Bachelor encounters! You won’t want to miss this! We also...
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Episode 3: Blue Ball-z FTW
Lisa and Susan jump into this fun episode as if it’s pool party! Slather on your sunscreen as we discuss all drama that Zach manages to swiftly put a stop to. The ladies have a busy week with two one-on-one dates and one large group date, each date with its own scary elements! We catch up on the...
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Episode 2: Big Tongue Energy
Join Lisa and Susan as they recap the latest in Bachelor Nation news & all the antics from the episode, including the eventful dates and too much discussion on kissing Zach. Are these ladies 25 or 12? Who cares! Also, don't miss the debate about whether our guest judges brought "Bad Bitch" energy...
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Episode 1: Zach the Snack?
We’re back! Your favorite podcasters, Lisa and Susan, are back to recap the first episode of the the new season of the Bachelor as Zach searches for his best friend/love of his life, but mostly for his best friend! We debate the women, the first might and whether Zach is really a snack! Lots of...
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Ciao!
The Bachelor in Paradise finale is finally here! Lisa and Susan could not be more excited to find out who gets engaged, who leaves together and who breaks up. We debate the strange phenomenon this season, which allowed the contestants to have social media presence that changed how we viewed the...
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He's Just Not That Into You
We’re getting down to the wire and the couples are solidifying their relationships (or totally combusting), including "the dumbest fight in the history of fights". While some women make their last stand to win over their guy, they quickly realize that the feelings were not reciprocated. Join us…
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BIP 10-12: Fetch!
Let’s get caught up! Lisa and Susan discuss the past three episodes 10-12. So much drama, so many fights, so many tears. We have so many questions! Who will Victoria choose? Do we care? Who looks good on paper? Who checks all the boxes? Who can afford to work out at Equinox? Why does every date...
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BIP 8&9; 'Tales of Dating a Lyft Driver"
The drama! The crying! Could it all be coming to an end with the conclusion of split week? Nah!!! No such luck. Lisa and Susan break down all of the action from this week’s episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. We start with Lace crying, move into Genevieve crying, Jill crying and Shanae crying. Lots...
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BIP 6-7: Shiny New Toys
Emotions are running high this week as the paradise has to say good bye to some of our favorites (Justin, James, Casey) and some of our not so favorites (Pizza Pete, we’re talking about you), but most alarming, the men and women are split up and tempted to stray from their long, established...
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BIP 4-5: Buh Buh Buh Buh Buongiorno MFs
The self proclaimed Pizza King is back and is changing lives once slice at a time! Will he redeem himself? (Spoiler: NO). Join us as exhausted podcasters Lisa and Susan rehash all 4 hours of excitement from this week's episodes including Salley’s arrival and hasty departure (wait, she forgot her...
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BIP 2022: Waffle Makers & Vibrators
OK, so we had an epic tech fail last week so we've wrapped all 3 episodes into one recap. Lisa and Susan are literally giddy that Bachelor in Paradise is back and it's brought lots of our favorite contestants we love and a few of our not so favorites we love to hate. We discuss all the drama…
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Gabby and Rachel Finale: The Wheels Fell Off
It’s the final finale and no one is happier than Lisa and Susan! Join us as we recap the most dramatic of all of this season’s finales! Are you #teamrachel or #teamtino or #teamineverwanttoseethesepeopleagain? Gabby and Erich look like they’re in it for the long haul…or at least until Dancing…
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Rachel & Gabby Finale Pt 1: Will The Real Rachel Please Stand Up?
In this podcast, Lisa and Susan contemplate that ago old question of whether it’s better to rush into an engagement with a virtual stranger (and a free ring!) or wait until you’re sure it’s the right thing for both of you. Will these people ever learn? Was the finale part #1 the most dramatic and...
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Fantasy Suite Recap: Walls, Barriers & The Full Package
It’s a dumpster fire! It’s a shit show! It’s the dopest Fantasy Suites episode ever! Put on your swim suits or coastal grandma chic and dive right in as Lisa and Susan rehash the thrilling and not so thrilling moments of the four hour extravaganza of this week’s Bachelorette(s)! Some couples’...
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MTA: Real Men Hold Other Men Accountable
Could it be the most dramatic Men Tell All episode ever? Join Lisa and Susan as they recap all the juicy details of this never-ending cruise commercial, Bros movie ad and ridiculous promos for The Kardashians and Bachelor in Paradise. Thrown in was about 15 minutes of the men apologizing…
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Rachel and Gabby Hometowns: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
It’s hometowns this week and emotions are running high! Join us as Lisa and Susan recap the latest in Bachelor Nation gossip (hint: weddings, pageants, a BIP couple spoiler and more!) and follow Rachel and Gabby across the country on a roller coaster of dates to meet 6 families (yes, 6…
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Gabby and Rachel Episode 6: An Abrupt & A Never Ending Goodbye
Another week of Gabby and Rachel’s journey to find love and Lisa and Susan discuss the highlights and the many lowlights of it all along with Bachelor Nation gossip and hot topics. For the first time, Rachel has nothing to cry about, but Gabby can’t stop crying. Even the guys may feel like crying...
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Gabby and Rachel Episode 5 Recap: Fish Slaps and Duck Face Kisses
Au revoir France, the gang is headed to Belgium! Lisa and Susan dissect this predictably emotional episode that has Rachel spiraling into despair and, alternatively, on top of the world. Along the way, Logan switches teams (not in that way, silly!) and the guys find humor in slapping each other…
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Redefining Romance: Berets, Armpits and Meatballs
The long, long wait is over and the ladies you’ve been dying to see are finally here - Lisa and Susan, your devoted podcasters are back! Oh yeah, so are RACHEL AND GABBY! And Grandpa John! And everyone's favorite host, Jesse, who doesn't seem to have a clue how this season works! And about 112...
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Happily Ever After?
Lisa and Susan couldn’t wait to rehash all the drama in this week’s two part, train wreck of a finale. So many twists and turns and tears it was hard to keep up, but it culminated in a truly shocking and happy ending for all involved - or did it? If nothing else, hopefully everyone learned a...
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Clayton Recap 9: I am in love with you! ...and you...and you...
Our blood pressure was through the roof this week. How about yours? Lisa and Susan waded through all four hours (twice) of two jam packed episodes to bring you this podcast! The Women Tell All might have been a scream fest but lots of important stuff went down besides the shouting. Wait, did...
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Free Falling: The Beginning of the End
Joining the ladies this week is Blake, Lisa’s college-aged niece, who brings her unique perspective to the podcast, along with her apt description of Clayton as Monster Inc’s Sully - try getting that out of your head! The ladies have fun remembering truly frightening parts of this week’s episode...
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Clayton Recap Episode 7: "I'm Sorry, I Don't Believe You"
Lisa and Susan are ecstatic that friend of the podcast, Jill, could join this week's episode recap. Jill gives us her perspective as a local ABC manager/producer as she discusses who she’s met from Bachelor Nation and who she sees as the next Bachelor and Bachelorette as well as additions to...
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Clayton Recap Episode 6: ...But You Don't Look Like a Virgin
Lisa and Susan are thrilled to welcome back friend of the podcast, Mileen, who filled us in on her recent night at Dancing With The Stars Live with Bachelor Nation’s own, Kaitlyn Bristowe. Mileen sticks around to assist us in recapping all the madness in this week's episode involving the infamous…
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Clayton Recap Episode 5: "This Has Gone On Way Too Far"
In the "wise" words of Shanae, this has gone on way too far. Lisa and Susan agree! The Shanae drama has gone on way too long and she has taken it way too far for our "comfortability". Thanks to Sarah for the vocab lesson! Sadly, we were robbed of our 2:1 that was promised from the previews, but…
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Clayton Recap Episode 4: Shrimp, Hot Tub, Blah, Blah, Blah...
Houston: We have lost some brain cells! Lisa and Susan are extra feisty this week as they rehash the latest headlines, the hilarious new parody "Bachelor, The Unauthorized Musical" and the latest episode of Shrimp-gate! After leaving LA to embark on the "worldwide international journey to find...
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Clayton Recap Episode 3: Holy Shirts & Pants Y'all!
Lisa and Susan are back with this week's bachelor nation headlines and an exciting recap of the latest episode of the Bachelor where we address all of your burning questions - Can Clayton speak to a woman without kissing her? Does Sarah wear (or own?) underwear? Can CPR be sexy? What happens when…
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Clayton Recap Episode 2: "Game On Bitches"
It’s drama overload this week on The Bachelor and Lisa and Susan recap it all for you just as the claws come out. Two villains emerge, one who hates children and has a guy on the side, and the other with no self awareness or sympathy for mental health issues. Both have an abundance of confidence....
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Clayton Episode 1: Save A Horse (Ride a Pillow)
The Bachelor is back!! Join Lisa and Susan as they dish the dirt on all the women, new host Jesse Palmer and a guy you most likely don’t remember, Clayton Echard, the newest Bachelor! It's premiere night and we discuss all the craziness from a former Olympian, a spray tanner (whatever that is), a...
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The Bachelorette Finale Recap: Michelle & Her Soul-Nayte
In the final episode of the season, Lisa and Susan debate who will win Michelle’s heart. Will it be the overly expressive suitor with a heart of gold or the too cool to care Adonis with only one swim suit? The ladies break it down for you in their usual irreverent way and all of the important…
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The Bachelorette Fantasy Suite Week Recap: From Bros to Foes
It’s the week we’ve all been waiting for…Fantasy Suites! Join Lisa and Susan as they recap every exciting moment (except the parts they don’t show us!). Each of the final three men: Brandon, the cliché cowboy, Joe, her slice of home and Nayte, her obvious favorite, make the most of their special...
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The Bachelorette Episode 8 Recap: MTA - A Triple Whammy of Misogyny
Lisa and Susan are thrilled to be joined this week by fellow baseball mom and Bachelorette enthusiast, Bridget, as they recap The Men Tell All. Many of their favorite guys, along with a few not-so-favorite villains, are back to rehash their “journeys” with Michelle. All of your burning…
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The Bachelorette Episode 7 Recap: See Ya at the Grocery Store (Special Guest, Gen Z'er Noah Taffel)
Lisa and Susan are joined this week by huge Bachelorette fan and longtime listener, Noah Taffel, who adds his insightful Gen Z perspective to the podcast. They discuss his take on Michelle and the guys along with his predictions for the end of the season as well as rehash the latest Bachelor…
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The Bachelorette Episode 6 Recap: Hi Miss Young and Future Mr. Young
Join Lisa and Susan as they dish on all the latest Bachelor nation headlines, including the shocking (?) breakup of Tayshia and Zac, and a recap of this week's episode. Michelle's students put the guys through the wringer by planning dates that include an after hours museum visit, milking cows, a...
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The Bachelorette Episode 5 Recap: A Viking & A Horse's Ass
Buckle up Bachelorette fans, Michelle and the guys are headed to Minnesota and Lisa and Susan are along for the ride. They will cover the latest headlines in Bachelor Nation, including Pilot Pete and Hannah B's secret hookup, as well as their favorite dates and cringy moments from the show. There...
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The Bachelorette Episode 4 Recap: Small Moments & Grilled Cheese V'jayjays
Lisa and Susan tackle the latest Bachelorette episode where Michelle deals with a lingering Jamie lover, a little lettuce wrap and a bromance-a-thon. Do any of these guys have it in the bag? Joining this week is Bachelorette fan and our good friend Mileen who gives us the inside scoop on Bridin'...
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The Bachelorette Episode 3 Recap: "I'm Not Going To Judge It, But it Doesn't Mean I Can't Make Fun of It"
Lisa and Susan are back with their snarky Bachelorette recap from this week’s episode, plus some gossipy Bachelor news. We’ll take on all the excitement from this week, the action packed group dates, surprising intimate moments, the unexpected exit of one Bachelor, plus the shocking fashion...
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The Bachelorette Episode 2 Recap: There Ya Go, Granny Smith
Join Lisa and Susan, two snarky suburban moms, as they recap the week's biggest Bachelor Nation headlines, Michelle's dramatic dates and the cheesiest moments. Note that we have changed our name from Middle Aged Moms to Gen X Moms Take On the Bachelor.
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The Bachelorette Season Premiere Recap - Love and Basketball
An introduction to Michelle, the guys and the cheesy intros that are sure to steal Michelle's heart
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Snarky moms & friends who love to dish about The Bachelor. The guys, the girls, the cheesy lines and dramatic rose ceremonies - what can be more fun?
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