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First Dates

by Zoë Klar & Rory Goodman-Farley

Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 41 - @IamEnidColeslaw

    Rory and Mary get naughty at the Space Needle restaurant and then sleep butt-to-butt.

  2. Episode 40 - @michaeljhudson

    Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.

  3. Episode 39 - @JustAboutGlad

    Rory talks to Alison about Tinder over a bowl of popcorn.

  4. Episode 38 - @jayweingarten

    Zoë is pursued by Jay like no other First Dater before him.

  5. Episode 37 - @Are_Kelly

    Rory and Emily go to the mall then eat a bunch of Cajun food.

  6. Episode 36 - @Yassir_Lester

    Zoë and Yassir plug bittorent and he rants about magicians.

  7. Episode 35 - @solikebasically

    Rory and Katie get raw by talking about fuckbois and Wu-Tang.

  8. Episode 34 - @vladchoc

    Zoë and Jon go on a date to an aquarium and talk about yo momma's blowhole.

  9. Episode 33 - @kdn13

    Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose.

  10. Episode 32 - @KevinFarzad

    Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments.

  11. Episode 31 - @BabsGray

    Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland.

  12. Episode 30 - @grantpa

    Zoë tries to win over Grant by becoming his kitten.

  13. Episode 29 - Hallie Haas

    Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.

  14. Episode 28 - @TheKrax

    Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.

  15. Episode 27 - @ElizaBayne

    Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.

  16. Episode 26 - @trumpetcake

    Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.

  17. Episode 25 - @mountainlex

    Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."

  18. Episode 24 - @Krista_Doyle

    Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.

  19. Episode 23 - @rachelmillman

    Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.

  20. Episode 22 - @ConorTripler

    Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.

  21. Episode 21 – @erica_rosie & @NickBossRoss

    On their date, Nick and Erica talk about what they won’t talk about on their date

  22. Episode 20 – @quintywinties & @tylerschmall

    Lindsay handles Tyler’s questions like a champ but is a little confused by his signature yoga pose, “bent knee.”

  23. Episode 19 – @jackietown

    Rory discloses his shower secrets to Jackie and she is disgusted by his dirty shins.

  24. Episode 18 – @johnfreiler

    Zoë and John talk about orgies and the lucrative career of a sex butler.

  25. Episode 17 – @MindyFurano

    Rory charms Mindy by describing her as the creepy twins from The Shining.

  26. Episode 16 – @oldmanweldon

    Zoë and Will cover all the important first date bases – from his recent divorce to her neighbor’s dog’s placenta.

  27. Episode 15- Worst Dates

    On the first episode of 2014, Zoë and Rory recap some of their worst/most mono-filled dates.

  28. Episode 14 – Rory's Speed Dates

    Rory holds his own on his 4 exhilarating speed dates with @katiefzack, @erica_rosie, @glenna_opt and @saraghadams.

  29. Episode 12 – @andreeahluscu

    Rory and Andreea circle around some light spanking on their First Date

  30. Episode 11 – @ChrisThayerSays

    Zoë makes Chris feed her biscuits at Red Lobster and they demonstrate how phone sex should be done.

  31. Episode 10 – @LouisPeitzman

    Rory wins over Louis and now it’s only a matter of time before he meets his mom.

  32. Episode 9 – @mikescollins

    Zoë opens up to Mike about her dumb dating patterns and Mike opens up to Zoë about Mandy Moore.

  33. Episode 8 – @smickable

    Rory thinks he’s charming but Stephanie is basically like, “nah.”

  34. Episode 7 – @coolsexguy

    Zoë and Tyler discuss the evil nature of dudes named Derek and the true definition of porn.

  35. Episode 6 – @quintywinties

    Rory and Lindsay have a nice chat that leads to her choking him during their goodnight kiss.

  36. Episode 5 – @AlexJMann

    Zoë refuses to let Alex off easy as she reminds him of his mistake from the first time they met.

  37. Episode 4 – @NicCageMatch

    Rory learns a thing or two from Nic on how to be cool and show your best side on a first date.

  38. Episode 3 – @SeanBlazed

    Zoë has a rude awakening when her second Canadian date with Sean takes a turn for the worse.

  39. Episode 2 – @chelsea_elle

    Rory goes on a super cool date with Chelsea, anarchists not invited.

  40. Episode 1 – @NickBossRoss

    Zoë has a steamy date with Canadian Nick and gets overwhelmed by his compliments.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.

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Zoë Klar & Rory Goodman-Farley

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How many episodes does First Dates have?

First Dates currently has 41 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.

What is First Dates about?

Traditional (online) dating doesn’t work for everyone. First Dates podcast follows the dating lives of two of these failures - Rory Goodman-Farley (@RoryNotRoy) & Zoë Klar (@madamezooble) - in their quest for meeting that tolerable someone.

How often does First Dates release new episodes?

First Dates has 41 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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Who hosts First Dates?

First Dates is created and hosted by Zoë Klar & Rory Goodman-Farley.
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